NO TIME FOR WORDS. TIME TO FAP!!!!!!!!
PS: They’re not as puffy as i’d imagined!
UPDATE: Okay time for words.
On Tuesday, February 5, under the cloak of secrecy, Lindsay Lohan went to the Hotel Bel-Air to meet photographer Bert Stern and restage the legendary series of photographs Stern had taken of Marilyn Monroe in 1962, six weeks before her death – a portfolio of pictures known as ‘The Last Sitting.’
How did it come about? Stern had decided that Lohan was the perfect actress for this project, and when he asked us if we might be interested in working with him on it, we were, naturally, more than enthusiastic. So was Lohan – the 21-year-old happens to be a Monroe fanatic (you can read more about her in Amanda Fortini’s story) – till, we sent her Stern’s book so she could study up on the shoot. That morning, Lohan arrived (ten minutes early, actually).
Hair and makeup took two hours; there were three wig changes to get precisely the right shape and shade of platinum. Stern duplicated the original 1962 set, down to the lighting. Lohan was unafraid of some of the eerier parallels between herself and Monroe, and she embraced every aspect of the shoot. She knew that Monroe had worn little more than a chiffon scarf, and she came with the same spirit.
Seven hours and hundreds of frames later, the pictures were made. Photographer and star were satisfied, and photo director Jody Quon flew home, just a little stunned that it had happened at all. – nymag.com
AB UPDATE: New and improved gallery! Now with some hi res and new outtakes from the shoot.
Gross!
#1 | Comment by smash — February 18, 2008 @ 10:55 am
I second #1
#2 | Comment by TGM — February 18, 2008 @ 10:58 am
*penis going soft*
Justin, when the site didn’t load a little while ago I knew, sure as fuck, that these babies were getting uploaded. LOVE it.
#3 | Comment by matt — February 18, 2008 @ 10:58 am
She’s wrecked up from the neck up…..
Nice rack though…
#4 | Comment by TheMan — February 18, 2008 @ 11:00 am
and yet another photog rips off a famous Marilyn shoot. the more horrifying possibility is that 79 year old Bert Stern actually shot these himself. plz god no.
ps. the Marilyn shoot that this pays homage to is known as ‘the last sitting’ as she was dead 6 weeks after posing for them. watch out, Lindsay.
pps. near as i can tell we are one of the first 3 sites to have these pics up. Justin ftw!
ppps. ew
#5 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 18, 2008 @ 11:06 am
None puffy as in 2004.
#6 | Comment by Matt — February 18, 2008 @ 11:07 am
Please find hi-res.
#7 | Comment by Batman — February 18, 2008 @ 11:08 am
She is just another Mick whore from the Island. We’d hit it since that is what whores from the Island are for.
No higher rez?
#8 | Comment by Normo — February 18, 2008 @ 11:11 am
Nice pink nips; thats about it!
I could only nail her with the lights out. Otherwise, I’d have to grab a marker and play connect the dots with her Freckles!!
#9 | Comment by MacDaddy — February 18, 2008 @ 11:17 am
omg. win!!
#10 | Comment by vanik — February 18, 2008 @ 11:22 am
This is it; the Holy Grail has been found.
#11 | Comment by zemus — February 18, 2008 @ 11:27 am
^^^
if this is the holy grail i want to be the guy who chose…poorly.
#12 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 18, 2008 @ 11:31 am
Parallels like what? the only one I know offhand is Marilyn died of a drug overdose, and for Lohan it’s just a matter of time.
#13 | Comment by seraphonica — February 18, 2008 @ 11:32 am
Look, nobody cares about Marilyn Monroe anymore. She lived in an era when anyone who had four limbs and their own teeth was considered attractive. Fuck the dirty, racist, bigoted, short-life-expectancy 1950s and just enjoy Lohan’s rack.
#14 | Comment by matt — February 18, 2008 @ 11:37 am
Now this is the cup of a carpenter.
Seriously though, where are these pictures going to be.
#15 | Comment by Tim — February 18, 2008 @ 11:41 am
#14 – that’s all well and good, except for the fact that Marilyn was about 100 times more attractive at age 21 than Hohan.
fact.
#16 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 18, 2008 @ 11:41 am
unfortunately these are about 3 years too late.
i don’t care if i see this broad topless or under plane wreckage.
#17 | Comment by tehpunk — February 18, 2008 @ 11:44 am
omg i just got done fapping to the pics and it must’ve taken me like 10 minutes to finish!! i usually finish my faps in under 2 minutes!!! i guess my penis didnt like lohan’s boobs that much 🙁 i practically had to force myself to ejaculate at the end of those 10 minutes!!!!! fail!
(this may or may not be true)
#18 | Comment by Justin — February 18, 2008 @ 11:55 am
wish it was the 2004 Lohan
#19 | Comment by Wulf — February 18, 2008 @ 12:00 pm
“Stern had decided that Lohan was the perfect actress for this project”
someone should call this person and tell him about laser eye surgery
#20 | Comment by Justin L — February 18, 2008 @ 12:02 pm
#18 – of this Mrs. Justin would not approve.
#21 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 18, 2008 @ 12:11 pm
Lohan has had so many nipslips, boobslips, c-thru-nips-pics, and no-panty-crotch-shots that this shoot isn’t a big deal.
Why hasn’t she done a real nude scene? I like pics, but video is better. I mean she played a stripper and didn’t get her kit off. What kind of sense does that make?
#22 | Comment by doppletwo — February 18, 2008 @ 12:12 pm
To #20. I think meant she is the perfect subject, because she might die soon. And she at least looks better than Brittney who has the line of dying first.
#23 | Comment by doppletwo — February 18, 2008 @ 12:14 pm
the line of dying first?
#24 | Comment by Justin L — February 18, 2008 @ 12:15 pm
I think he meant she…
#25 | Comment by doppletwo — February 18, 2008 @ 12:16 pm
on not of
#26 | Comment by doppletwo — February 18, 2008 @ 12:16 pm
I am covered in Fail sauce with chunks of lose.
#27 | Comment by doppletwo — February 18, 2008 @ 12:17 pm
How about I am flavored by Fail sauce with chunks of Lose.
#28 | Comment by doppletwo — February 18, 2008 @ 12:19 pm
fail
#29 | Comment by yawn — February 18, 2008 @ 12:19 pm
err yeah, on, but I still don’t get it
#30 | Comment by Justin L — February 18, 2008 @ 12:22 pm
i’ll bet the vagoo looks like all fucked up roast beef.
#31 | Comment by tehpunk — February 18, 2008 @ 12:22 pm
I’d guess more like a turkey neck
#32 | Comment by Justin L — February 18, 2008 @ 12:28 pm
I hate the bitch, but even i was expecting so much better…. definitely not expecting her nipples to be so small
#33 | Comment by texas_burner — February 18, 2008 @ 12:35 pm
#31 & #32
i dunno. i think it looks more like a baby rat.
#34 | Comment by Justin — February 18, 2008 @ 12:45 pm
Yowser.
#35 | Comment by underneon — February 18, 2008 @ 12:58 pm
weak
Wasn’t it her that said she would never appear topless in a movie ?
Any topless scene in any crappy movie would have been x100 better than this lame half-ass shit.
#36 | Comment by anti-pop — February 18, 2008 @ 1:10 pm
#12 admitted that she is ‘the guy’.
#37 | Comment by smash — February 18, 2008 @ 1:29 pm
mmm not puffy
#38 | Comment by focox — February 18, 2008 @ 1:30 pm
fapping for complete and utter justice!!!! i can die happy now….and yet, ill still be fapping to these photos. my life is complete.
#39 | Comment by Xan — February 18, 2008 @ 1:31 pm
p.s.
needs more hir res.
#40 | Comment by Xan — February 18, 2008 @ 1:33 pm
Finally. No let’s wait for the whole thing.
#41 | Comment by bobert — February 18, 2008 @ 1:33 pm
holy shit, this is hot
i dont care what any of you say
lohan is hot, her rack is spectacular and she is a good actress
these images have completed my life ^_^ i die happy
#42 | Comment by Coolstream — February 18, 2008 @ 1:36 pm
37, it was a jones reference, the guy who drank from the wrong cup
#43 | Comment by Justin L — February 18, 2008 @ 1:37 pm
her tits are proof of the flying spaghetti monster’s divine existence
the rest of her is proof you shouldn’t have whiskey for every meal
#44 | Comment by nerima — February 18, 2008 @ 2:08 pm
…but I bet y’alls are downloading them anyways :p
#45 | Comment by Darkstar — February 18, 2008 @ 2:11 pm
#30. Like the line like the spread like for betting or gambling or something?
Did I say “like” enough times?
#46 | Comment by doppletwo — February 18, 2008 @ 2:27 pm
but why? lohan has one foot in the grave. britney is a harmless dabbler in comparison
#47 | Comment by Justin L — February 18, 2008 @ 2:33 pm
Finally….
now you need to find these in High Res
#48 | Comment by ComicFan — February 18, 2008 @ 2:36 pm
half the pics are not showing tried like mad
how come we arent allowed to look at the directories anymore?
#49 | Comment by Incarandine — February 18, 2008 @ 2:44 pm
I will hold off on fapping until the hi-res get here. But when they arrive, much fapping will occur.
#50 | Comment by Nobody — February 18, 2008 @ 3:10 pm
Pretty bad, especially the freckles around the hips area. The shot of her ass-up is terrible too. She has a good rack and that’s it. Plenty good enough for me, but not good enough for a celebration.
#51 | Comment by Kewtr — February 18, 2008 @ 3:10 pm
So… this moron thought that freckle-bitch would be a better Marilyn Monroe than Scarlett Johansson?
SERIOUSLY?!?!?!
#52 | Comment by wtf??? — February 18, 2008 @ 3:32 pm
Why do they only get naked after they stop being hot? And worse, how did Lohan stop being hot at only 21? I mean a lot of jokes are made on this site, but truelly any woman who is smoking at 18 should at least be able to make it to 30ish as a babe.
Not sure if I will fap to this. Not sure if I will ever fap to her again. (yes I know I will probably fap to her many, many times, and maybe even to this, just wanted to express my rage.)
#53 | Comment by Evil Monkey — February 18, 2008 @ 3:40 pm
FAIL
so disappointed
they could have been great.
#54 | Comment by jessep — February 18, 2008 @ 3:41 pm
Elisha Cuthbert would’ve made a better Marilyn Monroe
http://ddlf.hautetfort.com/images/medium_elisha_cuthbert_24_tv_serie.jpg
#55 | Comment by Crow — February 18, 2008 @ 3:43 pm
The freckles are kinda cute. The wig looks like shit. Her tits are surprisingly nice. I’d like a better view of her nipples. Her face isn’t so great. Anywho… I’ll wait on passing ultimate judgment until I get hi-res pics.
(ultimate judgment does not equal fapping… in case that is what you thought)
#56 | Comment by Paragon — February 18, 2008 @ 3:44 pm
“the perfect actress for this project” could refer to anything, including how desperate and therefore likely to do it she is, and what her salary would be
#57 | Comment by Justin L — February 18, 2008 @ 3:45 pm
not the slightest bit sexy and im not even the slightest bit hard… what happened to her?
#58 | Comment by BrainDamage — February 18, 2008 @ 4:01 pm
Who fucking cares if she’s the “right” or “wrong” actress for this? Give her credit; she’s posing in a classy shoot for a change. She’s not flashing her cooch whilst leaving a car.
She’s not my favorite celeb., and her tit/nipple ratio is a bit out of proportion, but I give her props for at least trying. I rate this fappable. At least she isn’t some flat chested 13 year old….
#59 | Comment by JRC — February 18, 2008 @ 4:04 pm
this trash has no artistic or stylistic value, no beauty, no dignity, and doesn’t begin to resemble class. also, yes, worst of all, she’s legal!
#60 | Comment by Justin L — February 18, 2008 @ 4:08 pm
by the way, have you seen the miley cyrus set that this pic is from?
#61 | Comment by Justin L — February 18, 2008 @ 4:56 pm
60 – Give me a break! “Artistic” value to an idiot like you is whether or not the girl has begun to menstruate, or has sprouted pubes yet. Again, go post your useless commentary in the appropriate forum (i.e. 12chan). The basis of this website is to fap to pictures of celebrity women, something that you apparently aren’t familiar with, or have refused to accept. I fully expect for you to go on and on about how you refused to be labeled for the the sick fuck that you are, but be my guest…
#62 | Comment by JRC — February 18, 2008 @ 5:02 pm
Seriously “Justin L”… go fuck yourself. This website was so nice when you took a sabbatical.
#63 | Comment by JRC — February 18, 2008 @ 5:05 pm
don’t worry, I see right through your angry facade. I’m sorry I abandoned you, but things came up. never again. and huh? 2/3 of the OP history on this site is about 13-17 year old girls.
#64 | Comment by Justin L — February 18, 2008 @ 5:14 pm
Im sorry but lohan just doesnt do it for me… do not want……
shes got the face of a horse… and i cant stand gingers… red hair and freckles, not that appealing to me… she can dye her hair, but she is always that fugly red head to me…
#65 | Comment by Twirp — February 18, 2008 @ 5:14 pm
64 – Abandoned me??? hahahaha! Don’t flatter yourself, you child rapist. Angry facade? Ya, right penis brain. Nope, I have very genuine contempt for you, cunt. I’m not faking it.
Something came up? Yeah…your court case most likely. Or your having to go into hiding after the father of the 11 year old girl you fondled threatened your useless life.
2/3’s??? Once again “Give me a break”! All that I ever see around here are the same 18-25 year old celebs. Just because an idiot who lacks self control like you choose to ignore the older and hawter women for the flat chested fetuses you desire doesn’t mean that this site overwhelmngly whores out middle school girls.
Why don’t you just die already?
#66 | Comment by JRC — February 18, 2008 @ 5:21 pm
#55…..Now THAT is fappable!
#67 | Comment by MacDaddy — February 18, 2008 @ 5:30 pm
67 – I was distracted by the canadian loser that I completely overlooked that Cuthbert pic. I concur!
#68 | Comment by JRC — February 18, 2008 @ 5:31 pm
Wonder if she will do playboy?
#69 | Comment by Pirho — February 18, 2008 @ 5:35 pm
66, no court cases or angry dads, just a lot of swimming and hot tubbing, drinking, girls, restaurants, and fun. life is grand, or was, but lucky for you I’m back in the real world again for now.
#70 | Comment by Justin L — February 18, 2008 @ 5:40 pm
70 – I call bullshit. Or at the very least, the events that you’re dreaming about occurred at a Girl Scout camp. Sick fuck…
#71 | Comment by JRC — February 18, 2008 @ 5:43 pm
no, at the highwayman inn, but a girl’s hockey team did stay for a couple days.
#72 | Comment by Justin L — February 18, 2008 @ 5:44 pm
Heavy emphasis on the word, “girl”…
#73 | Comment by JRC — February 18, 2008 @ 5:57 pm
Enjoyed.
Need Moar Hi-Res
#74 | Comment by nigelbrown — February 18, 2008 @ 5:59 pm
Though I’d rather avoid the need for Valtrex refills, she does have amazing and very firm tits. And that’s pretty much all she has going for her.
#75 | Comment by P-Drake — February 18, 2008 @ 6:06 pm
This is a fail! No Internetz for you Lindsay!!!
#76 | Comment by markus9128 — February 18, 2008 @ 6:08 pm
hooray for the decline and fall of celebrity! Another career hits the skids and another quick attempt to generate some publicity by getting naked appears.
It’s about time. Still a goodly amount of boobage.
#77 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — February 18, 2008 @ 6:42 pm
#63
The other 99.9% of the site was thinking the same thing when you got grounded.
#78 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — February 18, 2008 @ 6:46 pm
She has the body of a 40 year old. With bad skin. Really, she needs to hit the gym, tighten her legs and ass up. But the killer is the freckles. Not sexy at all.
Yeah, I fapped to them, but I’d rather do Marilyn.
Oh, and instead of “restaging classic photographs”, why don’t they just make NEW ONES! First Britney did that Esquire cover with her ass out, and now this. Be original.
#79 | Comment by The Pope — February 18, 2008 @ 6:58 pm
^^^ Grounded, you mean me playing the game of just repeating what everyone was saying just to be annoying? Or, grounded by attempting to “fit in”, instead of flipping people shit 24/7? Or by trying to play nice so as not to piss off AB and Justin by making DLT my personal “Fight Game”? That “grounded”? lol
Nah, Disconcerted Fag… when I was supposedly “grounded”, as you say, people still paid attention to me (as evidenced by the Munn thread) – you being one of my biggest adoring fanboys during that time. I thought that you might have had a sexual attraction towards me to be honest. I was flattered, but not interested. But had you just slithered away in your smegma encrusted shell (while I was “grounded”), then I would wholeheartedly agree with your assessment. But you (and the other wanks) guaranteed my existence by repeatedly giving me attention. Thanks! ^_^
Justin L, on the other hand, could fall off the face of the earth and no one would even notice. As long as sad individuals as yourself keep trying to drag weeks old shit on, from thread to thread, I doubt that I’ll be forgotten. You stupidly insure that prospect, idiot. hahaha!
#80 | Comment by JRC — February 18, 2008 @ 7:02 pm
damnit lindsay
#81 | Comment by Lobster — February 18, 2008 @ 7:22 pm
I don’t get how she can play a stripper in a movie and not get naked, and then go nude for this… which seems even more exploitative than anything else she’s done.
Hopefully this means her judgment is getting even worse, and she’ll soon be starring in one of Bill Zebub’s movies totally naked. Bloody boobies!
#82 | Comment by Godard — February 18, 2008 @ 7:27 pm
They could have at least made her look sexy. She looks absolutely shitty in them. The “perfect” actress for it? WTF
#83 | Comment by Ryan — February 18, 2008 @ 7:37 pm
80, that’s a funny coincidence. I just went out to visit my mom, and I got the feeling she couldn’t care less either way. maybe I should introduce you two, since you have so much in common. you could watch golf and be in love with tiger woods together.
#84 | Comment by Justin L — February 18, 2008 @ 8:33 pm
now if only we can get lindsay, jamie lynn, and britney to have a “who has the biggest sloppiest pussy” contest.
#85 | Comment by tehpunk — February 18, 2008 @ 8:55 pm
Nice rack. Too bad she’s so fucking haggard at 21 that a Texas truck-stop road whores feel sorry for her.
#86 | Comment by mister — February 18, 2008 @ 8:58 pm
Meh. Tits aren’t bad, but bitch needs moar hips. And it’s kinda sad that she’s only 21 – girl looks wrecked.
#87 | Comment by Jessica — February 18, 2008 @ 9:34 pm
Gorgeous pics. fuck all the haters. Need HQ.
#88 | Comment by FGD — February 18, 2008 @ 10:37 pm
scarlett would have been perfect for tits.
i mean this.
#89 | Comment by tehpunk — February 18, 2008 @ 10:43 pm
Holy fucking shit kids, bickering on the comments section of dontlinkthis has got to be the saddest, most pointless thing I’ve seen in a long while.
JRC, you’re a dick.
Justin L, quit responding to the dick (stop feeding the troll!)
As for the pics, they’re 3 years too late and not enough hi-res. Ah well, at least she has a nice rack.
#90 | Comment by David — February 18, 2008 @ 10:58 pm
BARF, PUKE, GAGG…, oh wait hold on, BARf, PUKE, GAGG…, coughs, alright, um…, EWWWW!!!
#91 | Comment by Jon — February 18, 2008 @ 11:05 pm
^^^ David the dumbass, or whoever the fuck your calling yourself this week at DLT, eat shit and die, you chickenshit bitch. *knock knock* Continuing the train of thought that you’re condemning kind of makes you a troll as well, don’t ya think? Duh…duh……duh……
84 – You’re mom likes Tiger Woods?? Awesome! lol
#92 | Comment by JRC — February 18, 2008 @ 11:07 pm
Who wants to see this skanks tits?
#93 | Comment by toenee60 — February 18, 2008 @ 11:10 pm
Your mom that is… fixt :-S
88 – FGD, nice blog you got there. Gemma Ward’s legs are amazing! 🙂
#94 | Comment by JRC — February 18, 2008 @ 11:11 pm
93 – umm…you do apparently. You took the time to post. *shrugs*
#95 | Comment by JRC — February 18, 2008 @ 11:11 pm
when you bitch about a troll, you’re giving them exactly what they want, which is feeling important and powerful. I mean, so some miserable person with some sad motive decides to hurl generic insults at the name you put in a box when you posted on a forum. oh no! let them rant and rave, be nice, and pity them because their behavior is rooted in living a life that would make you want to cry.
#96 | Comment by Justin L — February 18, 2008 @ 11:14 pm
88 – FGD again….
sorry to bother you again dude, but who is the girl in this pic.?
http://shesgotlegs2008.blogspot.com/2008/02/pantyhose-moment_17.html
Damn… I’m in love.
#97 | Comment by JRC — February 18, 2008 @ 11:14 pm
96 – Ironic… is that the way you want to be treated like? I mean, considering that you’re a pedophile in denial and all…
#98 | Comment by JRC — February 18, 2008 @ 11:16 pm
Jesus Christ!
Actually, it’s kinda what I expected. She’s got big milky tits which look pretty damn real, I was pretty sure they were fake so I take that back. Itty bitty nipples, which look pretty hot on her boobs. And… the rest of her body is COMPLETELY fucking covered in freckles! Jeez! I mean holy shit! Talk about textbook definition of dalmatian. My God!
And don’t even get me started on the face…
Anyway, still fapable. I’ve never fapped to Lindsay Lohan so we’re entering brave new territory here.
#99 | Comment by Tony — February 18, 2008 @ 11:23 pm
http://shesgotlegs2008.blogspot.com/search/label/Zooey%20Deschanel
Okay, I gotta check out this dudes blog on a daily basis. I <3 Zooey.
#100 | Comment by JRC — February 18, 2008 @ 11:25 pm
#18: TM motherfuckin’ I, Justin! Holy shit!
#101 | Comment by Tony — February 18, 2008 @ 11:32 pm
98, please. you know nothing of my inner workings, and if you ever could, and did, you would become a diluted carbon copy of me.
#102 | Comment by Justin L — February 18, 2008 @ 11:32 pm
#100: Zooey Deschanel is a total cutie pie! I wuuuuuuuv her ^_^
#103 | Comment by Tony — February 18, 2008 @ 11:33 pm
103 ^^ no thats terrible i probably see 50 girls on a daily basis better than that. anyways good post over all certainly peaked my attention. plus its fun to make fun of lindsey lohan, lulz
#104 | Comment by lawl — February 18, 2008 @ 11:36 pm
103 – lol I think that AB and Justin need to scour the interwebs for more hi-res pics of this beauty known as Zooey Deschanel. 🙂
102 – eh, good. I really don’t want to go beyond your transparent surface appearance. And the only thing that we have in common is our attraction to 14 year olds. Beyond that, you’re everything I need to influence how I’ll turn out when I’m your age… i.e. how not to become. :-S
Here’s spome advice, and don’t say I’ve never done anything for you. Click on FGD’s blog link, get turned on by some hawt womenz in panty hose, fap, and then smile and go to bed.
#105 | Comment by JRC — February 18, 2008 @ 11:40 pm
#104: Fuck you.
#106 | Comment by Tony — February 18, 2008 @ 11:41 pm
She sorta reminds me of Madonna…ew.
#107 | Comment by MISK — February 18, 2008 @ 11:42 pm
#105:
This is all they’ve got:
http://dontlinkthis.net/movies/hires/zooeydeschanel/
The black ‘n white pics are my fav. She looks so cute! The severe lack of pics provided by AB and Justin is disturbing. There’s what, like 50 galleries of that skank Avril Lavigne and only one for Zooey? WTF?
#108 | Comment by Tony — February 18, 2008 @ 11:46 pm
106 – hahaha! If you hadn’t said that, I would have eventually… 😉
107 – Madonna’s boobs are smaller, J.J. – but I can somewhat see the comparison. lol
#109 | Comment by JRC — February 18, 2008 @ 11:47 pm
108 – Yeah, it’s almost criminal… which makes me think that most of Justin’s and AB’s blog entries are intended for ridicule, otherwise you wouldn’t see a 50:1 ratio like that.
btw thanks for the DLT link, I’ll be back in a few days. ;-D
#110 | Comment by JRC — February 18, 2008 @ 11:49 pm
105, exactly my point. you don’t know me, or anyone, because your externally driven quasi-personality is barely able to have something resembling a definition of its own, let alone having the depth to be aware of the complex developmental patterns of others without losing what little self you had. like any young person, you would automatically mimic any developed human character because you haven’t gone through the motions of introspection and critical thought to build one of your own. we have nothing in common because you have nothing but simple defaults to have in common with me or anyone.
#111 | Comment by Justin L — February 18, 2008 @ 11:51 pm
111 – please. you know nothing of my inner workings…
Crack me up. You do realize that not everything can be answered by an entry from a psychology class textbook, dude. That’s your biggest problem afaic tell. While you accuse me of simplifying everything toa base stereotype, you over-analyze every situation with pseudo Freudian mumbo jumbo. Neither is better than the other, as they’re both annoying. I intend it to be annoying, you apparently don’t.
Christ dude, go jerk off or something. You always turn these face to face thingies into a snooze-fest. Zooey is pretty, maybe she’ll give you a boner?
#112 | Comment by JRC — February 18, 2008 @ 11:57 pm
pretty? really? as in my cat’s anus is pretty?
#113 | Comment by Justin L — February 19, 2008 @ 12:00 am
Seeing that it’s you, and knowing that you couldn’t spot an attractive woman even if she came up to you and kicked you in your marble sized nuts, I can just laugh that off.
I mean hell, silly me, actually expecting you to find a female over the age of 12 attractive…
But as Tony told the other blind dick: Fuck you.
#114 | Comment by JRC — February 19, 2008 @ 12:11 am
Yeah, we need hi-rezes, STAT!
But finally she let them loose, too bad my interests of her drained over the years.
#115 | Comment by Flybird — February 19, 2008 @ 12:12 am
Oh, and I also <3 Zooey. If you don’t, you’re gay.
Ah, 4th grade insults, how I love thee.
#116 | Comment by Flybird — February 19, 2008 @ 12:15 am
Wow, if you don’t rub one off in like five minutes with these pics, it becomes a goddamn chore. These pics got boring fast. Maybe it’s because they’re not hi-res. Or maybe it’s because she needs to do her ping pong ball trick to keep me interested.
#117 | Comment by Tony — February 19, 2008 @ 12:17 am
I imagine that these pics. probably require 2 tubes of lube… the closer I looked at them, she did seem haggard looking, and the freckles were a little bit overwhelming. Just think what hi-rez would do to those polka dots!
tits > rest of body
#118 | Comment by JRC — February 19, 2008 @ 12:25 am
114, it’s not her age, she just isn’t very attractive. I meet lots of women in their 20s and 30s who I find beautiful, but I wouldn’t think much of her. I also generally don’t find girls under 13 very appealing.
#119 | Comment by Justin L — February 19, 2008 @ 12:28 am
Once a freckle monster, always a freckle monster. No likey.
Zooey = YES. Lovely teacher role on Bridge to Terabithia.
#120 | Comment by Fubarvet2 — February 19, 2008 @ 1:19 am
If these get pulled, AXB Enterprises at AlistairBooya.blogspot.com will bring them back up at a moments notice.
#121 | Comment by Alistair Booya — February 19, 2008 @ 1:27 am
I kicked something better looking than that out of bed on Sunday morning. What happened to the Lohan ? I remember hot puffys and sexiness… she looks haggard.
#122 | Comment by Lock — February 19, 2008 @ 1:37 am
she looks very old, i like girls with small nips like hers but ffs that photoshoot was awful
#123 | Comment by OhMyDog — February 19, 2008 @ 2:05 am
breasts are way too big
she looks too old
however, the fact that her body is all freckled has me fapping..
#124 | Comment by OIB — February 19, 2008 @ 2:24 am
#124:
First line = impossible
#125 | Comment by birdboy — February 19, 2008 @ 2:36 am
She probably posed because she needed money to buy crack.
Lindsay’s titties FTW
Rest of Lohan FTL
Definitely want more Zooey
#126 | Comment by Milhouse — February 19, 2008 @ 2:41 am
…Ass (Checked)
…Pussy (Checked)
…Breast (Checked)
…Nipples (Checked)
…I guess there´s only one thing left:
“Lindsay Lohan´s asshole pictures”
#127 | Comment by Chuck — February 19, 2008 @ 2:50 am
#116.
I’m confused. The more I come here to look at hot naked and half naked chicks, the more I learn I’m gay.
I dont think I know what “gay” means.
#128 | Comment by Gage — February 19, 2008 @ 3:43 am
This is horrid.
Why didn’t she do this before all the damn drugs ruined her?
#129 | Comment by Lithium — February 19, 2008 @ 5:00 am
Reminds me of a younger, sexier, whiter Kintaro. This made my penis sad.
#130 | Comment by rafa — February 19, 2008 @ 5:10 am
She’s pretty
these pics do a poor job
she looks better just in general pics on the street , so much for poor arty try
#131 | Comment by jon — February 19, 2008 @ 5:22 am
#80
but I do love you JRC. It’s the job of regulars to make a lonely noob fit in. Without DLT you would have nobody to give you any attention.
This site and those before it were started to spread love and understanding. And the racks of our mascots.
Someday you will be all growed up and you’ll look back on this site and remember the first time you saw a naked boob. And a single tear will fall from your penis.
So does this mean you still aren’t talking to me? You still haven’t managed to comprehend that concept yet.
#132 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — February 19, 2008 @ 6:40 am
Matt’s Law of Comment Posting:
1) Anyone who responds more than a couple times to a SINGLE update has issues.
Seriously, dudes, it’s not the time or the place. Come tomorrow (to quote that great Philosopher, Hillary Duff) it will seem so yesterday. That is, SO yesterday.
#133 | Comment by matt — February 19, 2008 @ 8:54 am
^^^
AngelBaby’s Corollary of Post Fapping
1) anyone who faps more than a couple times (a day) to a SINGLE post has issues.
keke
#134 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 19, 2008 @ 9:26 am
Inferior to herself in Mean Girls.
Besides, we’ve seen ’em before, plenty of times, from plenty of angles. And her firecrotch too.
#135 | Comment by ZekeDMS — February 19, 2008 @ 9:27 am
#125
I LOVE flat chested women. Don’t know why, but can’t get enough of them,
Alexis Bledel being an exception of course.
#136 | Comment by OIB — February 19, 2008 @ 10:55 am
She’s a wreck. Everytime I look at her, I just picture her on her knees at the bottom of a bukakke pile begging “scumbag #68” to pound her ass.
#137 | Comment by Dr. Disgusto — February 19, 2008 @ 11:02 am
Unless she decides to fall into the gonzo hardcore scene I couldn’t care less right now.
#138 | Comment by BongoCLown — February 19, 2008 @ 11:56 am
I show these to my 16-year old son, and he was unimpressed. “Three years ago, maybe”.
#139 | Comment by Pwnt — February 19, 2008 @ 1:03 pm
I might slay that. Might, and this is coming from someone who’s actually a fan of freckles. Someone give me some penicillin.
#140 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — February 19, 2008 @ 1:50 pm
Give me a time machine, let me go back to when she did Mean Girls and persuade her to do this shoot. God it would be epic had they come out back then.
#141 | Comment by Sheepdemon — February 19, 2008 @ 2:48 pm
it’s funny cause people wanted these years ago – her body was still freckled like a ginger kid back then…
do not want now, did not want ever. fact.
#142 | Comment by DoctorOfStyle — February 19, 2008 @ 4:15 pm
“I’m too late for the bitch fest, I see… Ah well, JRCs posts are always entertaining. Mostly because he reminds me that kids aren’t stupid, just childish sometimes. Childish > Stupid, and People = Stupid about 99% of the time, especially those who think that age is some kind of yardstick for intelligence or even experience. Just because you’ve lived longer, doesn’t mean you’ve done shit with your life, which in turn, doesn’t mean you’ve got any kind of experience. Justin L, George… He is aware he is looking for attention… He’s doing it consciously, just to see how many stupid people he can incite to argue. So you know, the answer is at least 2.”
“As per the actual post, this post has over 100 comments, and most of them are childish arguments, and this post has some nudity. Goes to show how much interest she generates…”
#143 | Comment by Ryu — February 19, 2008 @ 4:28 pm
too bad she looks like she was molded out of an old leather satchel and some sporting goods.
#144 | Comment by kacey — February 19, 2008 @ 6:07 pm
143, “just to see” what does that mean? how is that a motive? also, if one thing is stupid, it’s this silly pretense that if you hurl insults at people and they so much as talk to you, you’ve proven something profound and clever. you haven’t, he hasn’t, no subtle serpentine plot to humiliate people has been unleashed by way of acting the fool while you in fact hatch your clever plan. it’s just the obvious and transparent case of a lonely person lashing out and seeking human interaction that it seems, and bored people treating it like a conversation while they blow time with nothing else to do and nobody capable of carrying on a real conversation available at that moment. nothing more. no ingenious, diabolical plots to embarrass people in brilliantly twisted ways.
#145 | Comment by Justin L — February 19, 2008 @ 7:47 pm
143 – Ryu, as always you are one of the few people here who actually understand what’s going on. I’ve tried to explain the same thing to the few brain-deads who continue to heap spoonfuls of attention on me (George, JL). You’re right though…it’s basically 2 people, as I’m sure that a couple of the other gullible idiots are the same person. That’s the advantage of a somewhat “anonymous” posting system. The only people who know otherwise are AB and Justin.
Justin L must be one fuck of a lonely twat. He goes on and on trying to appear so philosophical and above the fray, yet continues to feed me. He even chastises people for feeding me, as HE FEEDS ME HIMSELF! lol laughable.
Fact – I don ‘t even read his posts anymore. They’re useless and the sign of someone even more desperate for attention than me. lol
Anyway… back to bashing Lohan. hahaha
MOAR ZOOEY!
#146 | Comment by JRC — February 19, 2008 @ 8:16 pm
I don’t care what anyone else says, I still like Lindsay. Maybe it’s just me, but I actually find the freckles to be attractive. I’m not exactly sure if I’d hit it, just due to her reputation and history, but based on looks alone, I’d hit it. I do think she looked way better in “Mean Girls,” but she’s still hot to me now. I guess I’m in the minority on this one, but whatever.
And by the way, I definitely love Zooey Deschanel; we need more of her. Her sister Emily is pretty hot, too. I like watching her on “Bones.” But Zooey’s hotter. Emily’s jaw is too squared off and makes her head look like a fairly attractive cube.
#147 | Comment by Pyronuc — February 19, 2008 @ 8:20 pm
#143
I think if you look back you’ll see I never argue with JRC!
The only argument we’ve ever had is that this people on this site have no respect for dead celebs that lasts longer than 30 seconds. Shock.
In other news. Heath Ledger – still very dead.
#148 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — February 19, 2008 @ 9:09 pm
146, “Justin L must be one fuck of a lonely twat.” – see what I mean about the carbon copying? I say it, then you say it. btw I didn’t chastise anyone for responding to you, what I said is that getting upset about you is silly and pointless, and that I favor just responding to you like anyone, regardless of what you claim it proves.
#149 | Comment by Justin L — February 19, 2008 @ 9:10 pm
Thanks JRC, not sure who she is, just a random cutie.
#150 | Comment by FGD — February 19, 2008 @ 9:53 pm
I can’t fuckin believe I just read all this childish shit. Saw the pics early yesterday but I had to come back for the few new Higher-Res. Thx Justin, you always deliver…
#151 | Comment by Dude — February 19, 2008 @ 10:12 pm
emily deschanel < Michaela Conlin in terms of bones hotties.
#152 | Comment by DoctorOfStyle — February 19, 2008 @ 10:36 pm
^^^
fact.
#153 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 19, 2008 @ 10:38 pm
^^^
not. unless you have a thing for horses.
#154 | Comment by Justin L — February 19, 2008 @ 11:02 pm
Is anyone honestly turned on by this:
http://dontlinkthis.net/movies/hires/lindsaylohan35/image-html/39249_4_123_589lo.html
It kills my boner every time.
zooey
Zooey
ZOOEY
ZOOEY!!!
#155 | Comment by Tony — February 19, 2008 @ 11:03 pm
yes. they should make a supernatural thriller with a ghoul based on that image of lohan. however, two wrongs don’t make a right.
#156 | Comment by Justin L — February 19, 2008 @ 11:07 pm
155, that pic is not good, but:
http://img185.imagevenue.com/view.php?image=77445_Lindsay_Lohan_New_York_Magazine_Topless_HQ_Scans_4214_122_21lo.jpg
Is teh nu hotnintendoentertainmentsystem!
#157 | Comment by doppletwo — February 19, 2008 @ 11:51 pm
lindsay lohan has boy nipples
#158 | Comment by Justin — February 19, 2008 @ 11:55 pm
^ Aye
These do nothing for me.
#159 | Comment by sodapopinski — February 19, 2008 @ 11:58 pm
#136:
I think we should go to the beach: you take the surfboards, I’ll take the volleyballs 🙂
#160 | Comment by birdboy — February 19, 2008 @ 11:59 pm
#157: It looks like she’s got my grandmother’s skin in the hi-res pics. Gross! I guess cocaine really is a helluva drug.
#161 | Comment by Tony — February 20, 2008 @ 12:06 am
most importantly — 150 – no problem FGD! Very nice site, with a ton of variety (i.e. not the same 5-6 woman regurgitated weekly). The girl in question with the torn panty hose kind of looks like a girl I know. Regardless, there is nothing sexier than beautiful tasty long legs in panty hose. Especially torn panty hose!
less important, yet humorous — 149 – hahaha asshat, are you saying that I’m a plagiarist? lol oh yeah, I forgot – you invented everything… egotistical fag. Keep trying to fit in here, dummy. It seems that if I weren’t dangling the carrot in front of your pedo in denial ass, no one would pay any attention to you.
not important at all — 148 – yeah, that was real convincing. Of course your past actions don’t back up your lame “I did nothing wrong” slapstick. You don’t admit that out of the blue, on more than one occasion, you try to stir shit? Lying sack of foul shit.
#162 | Comment by JRC — February 20, 2008 @ 12:09 am
155 – MOAR ZOOEY!
157 – Ugh… imageavenue is censoring again… I’m getting a hideous pic. of Paris Hilton instead of a topless Lohan…
#163 | Comment by JRC — February 20, 2008 @ 12:14 am
I invented the internets.
#164 | Comment by Justin L — February 20, 2008 @ 12:18 am
and post some emma roberts/nancy drew already.
#165 | Comment by Justin L — February 20, 2008 @ 12:20 am
164 – Nope, you just invented kiddy porn on teh interwebs. you probably invented 12chan as well… sick fuck.
#166 | Comment by JRC — February 20, 2008 @ 12:22 am
152 – no disrespect Doc, but I strongly disagree
Zooey > Emily > Michaela Conlin
I gotta agree with the child molester, Conlin looks like Mrs. Ed.
#167 | Comment by JRC — February 20, 2008 @ 12:26 am
high res
http://img411.imageshack.us/my.php?image=5f1404974cfbpu2.jpg
http://img509.imageshack.us/my.php?image=582e2ca946e6wz5.jpg
http://img509.imageshack.us/my.php?image=97500656bc91pd5.jpg
http://img256.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dc07d25ccc1bee8.jpg
she is hot, anyone who says otherwise is a liar and gay
#168 | Comment by Coolstream — February 20, 2008 @ 6:08 am
i cant believe all the nay-sayers
id eat it on the first date.
#169 | Comment by filthyfish — February 20, 2008 @ 8:58 am
Anybody got the first hi-res? By the time I got there it was blocked by imageshack
#170 | Comment by birdboy — February 20, 2008 @ 10:24 am
^^^
Justin added hi res ones last night.
#171 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 20, 2008 @ 10:30 am
4.1 megapukes
#172 | Comment by Justin L — February 20, 2008 @ 11:00 am
Normally I wouldn’t run with a threadjack, but how can someone even remotely be attracted to Emily Daschhound?
Zooey? Cute, very cute. Emily? Probably has a Chyna-penis.
Alright, that might be a bit far, but that’s one very unattractive woman with some serious manface going on.
#173 | Comment by ZekeDMS — February 20, 2008 @ 11:05 am
http://www.hotcelebshome.com/ has HQ pics now… talk about a freckle dot to dot!! still pretty nice though
#174 | Comment by John — February 20, 2008 @ 4:23 pm
no disrespect taken… everyone has got there thing…
for me, it’s the asians…
anything asian is better than white… ok, maybe i don’t mean that 100%… but still, asians = win.
#175 | Comment by DoctorOfStyle — February 20, 2008 @ 10:55 pm
^^^ Doc, I wholeheartedly agree with you about Asian girls… they are the hottest! And close to 100% would sound right. I rarely see ugly Asian actresses/celebs. I also have a soft spot for Israeli and Brazilian chicks. 😀
Chiaki Kuriyama, aka Gogo Yubari… *droll*
#176 | Comment by JRC — February 20, 2008 @ 11:07 pm
all you “oh, i wouldn’t f%&k with my ten-foot pole” wankers! You all c– in your pants if she so much as looked at you. I, for one, freely admit that I am on my way to the shower, vision of lindsey’s big, bouncy breasts in my head. next, I wanna see the kitty- not hidden behind gauzy fabric, but front, center, and proud to show it off!
#177 | Comment by the wankster — February 21, 2008 @ 1:55 pm
Wildly off topic:
Ricci’s boob-tatt: http://img244.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-22651/loc194/99947_Christina_Ricci_Penelope_Premiere_Los_Angeles_727_122_194lo.jpg
WTF?
Just say NO to boob-tatts.
#178 | Comment by Gage — February 21, 2008 @ 6:00 pm
She has alot of freckles.
#179 | Comment by Celebrity Blaster — February 21, 2008 @ 7:02 pm
178 – Link doesn’t work…
#180 | Comment by JRC — February 21, 2008 @ 7:26 pm
worked for me earlier, but I didn’t save the file. showed a circular tat half visible on her right droopflap
#181 | Comment by Justin L — February 21, 2008 @ 8:35 pm
What a FUCKIN’ SKANK!!!
#182 | Comment by toenee60 — February 21, 2008 @ 9:21 pm
yeah she’s had a boob tat for a while now … i didn’t know it was breaking news, i thought this side had it posted there are pictures of her getting it done… and showing it off (no face though)
#183 | Comment by DoctorOfStyle — February 21, 2008 @ 9:36 pm
Right you are, Ken!
I had forgotten about that post. I guess I wanted to think of my melon head as pure.
I’ll forget again in another week until I see another picture of them.
#184 | Comment by Gage — February 21, 2008 @ 10:55 pm
#178, ricci boob tat pics from 2 years ago!
#185 | Comment by Justin — February 21, 2008 @ 11:13 pm
Do not want. Take them back and burn in a fire kindled with virgin hair.
Maybe the gods will forgive you but I doubt it!
#186 | Comment by Spawn — February 22, 2008 @ 5:50 am
#168 I am not lying–if this haggard road-whore is hot, then I would rather be gay.
BTW, she’s not, and I’m not either.
#187 | Comment by mister — February 26, 2008 @ 12:38 am
Dude, in that pic with the lace on her face, her tits/nips are just about life size! So full of awesome!
#188 | Comment by birdboy — February 26, 2008 @ 12:54 am
Where´s the baby rat?
#189 | Comment by Chuck — February 26, 2008 @ 2:24 am
So hot! Lindsey is my kinda girl. I haven’t seen the full spread until now. Thanks for posting.
#190 | Comment by Mark — April 5, 2008 @ 11:26 pm
some of the best tits ever.
#191 | Comment by james — May 25, 2010 @ 4:13 am
sorry to respond to a far earlier comment but Lindsey has nothing to do with the holy grail that honor belongs to Dakota Fanning and that’s not for her chest but her pussy for sure! honest to fucking god. Lindsey was OK in parenttrap then got chewed up too much to matter anymore
#192 | Comment by lolilover — May 25, 2010 @ 3:25 pm