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by WHERES DA PINK?! — February 24, 2008 @
8:07 pm
I’d still preer her than the troll JoJo
#3 |
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by Tanaka — February 24, 2008 @
8:09 pm
*prefer
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by Tanaka — February 24, 2008 @
8:10 pm
Kind of flat-faced anyway, I don’t think she’s going to end up looking good. I don’t love Jojo, but a little skank goes a long way for me. Edge goes to Jojo.
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by Kewtr — February 24, 2008 @
8:12 pm
Ellen Page could kick my ass. She has like washboard abs D:.
#6 |
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by WHERES DA PINK?! — February 24, 2008 @
8:17 pm
waugh!
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by mayhem — February 24, 2008 @
8:48 pm
shes cute in these pictures. i bet i could fuck her straight.
Personally, I don’t understand why women don’t just wear a good old ball gown to all awards ceremonies. Whenever they try anything else – codewords include ‘experimental’, ‘bold’ or ‘avant-garde’ – they may as well tattoo a giant red ‘FAIL’ on their forhead at the same time.
I’ll lay you 55 Kazak dollars that 99% of the hot women from the oscars wore traditional outfits.
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by matt — February 24, 2008 @
9:38 pm
After Hard Candy, I’s be scared of the neutering and the nuts a chop a off…mm..oii glaiyven!
#18 |
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by dizzle — February 25, 2008 @
12:26 am
She is to beautiful to be gay. Damn shame if it is true. I will cry and then get a sex change.
#19 |
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by KtWTupac — February 25, 2008 @
1:14 am
HA! Baba Wawa just asked her if she dreams of being married and having kids. I guess that is legal in Canada? Yeah?
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by Gage — February 25, 2008 @
1:32 am
I still don’t see what your talking about, just cause she refuses to dress like the normal typical hollywood girl. and lets not forget, she’s still a young kid, and from canada, does anyone remember avril? yea…
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by Jon — February 25, 2008 @
1:48 am
#21 – Very true. I remember the government issued suits we had to wear on our first trip stateside. I was 18 and boy, let me tell ya, her suit looks are lot better than the one I had to wear. It was made out of old beaver pelts and stank like bacon and maple syrup.
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by Smiley — February 25, 2008 @
1:57 am
but her eye makeup makes her look like a clown.
lesbian clown?
even so, i’d definitely fuck that clown.
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by yama — February 25, 2008 @
2:27 am
That suit looks great, and it definitely suits Ellen Page. I love the way a thin tie outline is integrated into the shirt. The designer is called Yohji Yamamoto.
As a general rule, lots of hot girls can look great in suits, just consider Alexis Bledel in Gilmore Girls in season 5.
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by WhoMe — February 25, 2008 @
3:05 am
#25 – did you actually just admit to watching Gilmour Girls? Actually, make that knowing the show well enough to reference a specific season (perhaps implying you own DVDs)? Perhaps we have more than one Lesbian on this post.
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by Evil Monkey — February 25, 2008 @
3:10 am
Also, after seeing her at the oscars tonight I thought for the first time that she’s actually kindoff cute and more than just the average looking chick I had thought originally.
She’ll probably be hot in a couple of years. Of course then she will be to old for most people on this site.
#29 |
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by Evil Monkey — February 25, 2008 @
3:13 am
#28: Dismissing any show in which 95% of the scenes consist of at least one, and often two very hot women makes me wonder more about your sexual preferences then #25’s.
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by Aiii — February 25, 2008 @
3:36 am
I liked her from Hard Candy up until recently. The more I see of her now, the more I dislike. The dykism probably has a bit to do with that, but I just find her so annoying since Junomania.
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by Gage — February 25, 2008 @
3:38 am
The suit doesn’t make her gay. Munching carpet does.
#33 |
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by Batman — February 25, 2008 @
4:32 am
PS – The new KD Lang????
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
#34 |
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by Batman — February 25, 2008 @
4:34 am
#12: I guess you don’t realize, but a) these photos are not from the Oscars, and b) not all award ceremonies are like the Oscars, where all the women come dressed like Cinderella at the ball. This looks like a smaller event where I’ll bet if you looked at the other female attendees they weren’t wearing flamboyant, over-the-top ballroom gowns either.
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by EmJee — February 25, 2008 @
6:53 am
#19: Too beautiful to be gay? I have two words for you: Kristanna Loken.
And here’s three more: Portia di Rossi.
*fappity-fappity-fap*
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by EmJee — February 25, 2008 @
7:04 am
Wow, you mean that those pics WERE *NOT* THE OSCARS?!
I simply assumed Justin had traveled forward several hours in time with his camera, taken some snaps (though only of Ellen Page, curiously), made the trip back after locating the requisite source of Plutonium, and then posted the photographs preemptively.
More the fool I. This is so embarrassing that I’ll have to go and stand in the corner over there with John Kerry and Will Ferrell’s career.
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by matt — February 25, 2008 @
9:34 am
I don’t think shes gay, per say.
I think dressing like a boy is the new trendy thing for girls these days. I think Ellen is a little more fruity mentally than most girls her age (look at all the roles shes had), so I think she doesn’t care what society thinks of her, and flaunts her individuality… which happens to be a social trend, so she isn’t an individual at all.
Shes on SNL this Saturday, so maybe we can see her “for real”.
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by dex — February 25, 2008 @
9:41 am
I don’t think she is all that attractive. But alas, it is sad that she is a lesbian.
#18: Rose McGowan had the body to pull that off. I’m thinking if Ellen Page wore that same thing, she’d look sickly!
I’d like to see that same outfit on:
1. Penelepe Cruz
2. Selma Hyek
3. Katherine Heigle (Who was looking SUPER FINE at the Oscars!)
4. Reese Witherspoon
5. Scarjo
6. SHAKIRA!!!
..and maybe a few others who’s name escape me at the moment!
She is cute and of course hittable, even if she was a lesbian.
In that case, we’d do her until she actually looked like she was in Juno – preggers. Mmm… Canadian beaver… [drools]
Speaking of Canadian beaver, what ever happened to Sarah Polley?
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by Normo — February 25, 2008 @
10:46 am
^^^
Sarah is actually writing and directing now, and was nominated last night for best adapted screenplay for Away From Her. she lost to the Coen brothers.
i hope her new line of work doesn’t mean we won’t be treated to seeing her on camera anymore.
I watched the Oscars. As best as I can recall, Ellen wore a black dress.
#42 |
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by Andre — February 25, 2008 @
12:30 pm
I found this item in the news:
“[Ellen] hopes to start shooting a Canadian indie film about teenage lesbian werewolves.”
Draw your own conclusions.
#43 |
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by Milhouse — February 25, 2008 @
12:40 pm
#43: Late to party.
#38: Just watch her on any of the talk shows. She is Juno. And it’s annoying.
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by Gage — February 25, 2008 @
1:02 pm
1.dated ben fosster
2.is a tom boy
3.is canidian
4.is smart
5.is funny witty
6.not a girly girl
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by Secret Agent MAN — February 25, 2008 @
2:12 pm
#30 – I agree both women on that show were hot (strangely I always liked the mother more). But the dialogue always killed me. I question how any straight man could sit through that show with that annoying dialogue and not be gay. Yes they were hot, but not hot enough to sit through that torture.
But then again, I guess thats why we have the mute button.
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by Evil Monkey — February 25, 2008 @
5:06 pm
#45:
You just listing attributes, or do you have a point?
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by Gage — February 25, 2008 @
6:15 pm
im still not sure what the big deal is, she is a good actress and all but seriously totalllllyyyy average girl. she is pretty no doubt, and doesn’t really do anything to piss me off which is better than most girls but im not really like “amagawd hawt”.
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by lawl — February 25, 2008 @
8:12 pm
oh and she may not be a lesbian but she surely isn’t out to attract the male species obviously.
#49 |
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by lawl — February 25, 2008 @
8:13 pm
agreed. even at her best, she doesn’t do much for me.
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by Taco — February 26, 2008 @
1:22 am
I´d rather hit that than “vagina dentata” Lavigne…!
#52 |
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by Chuck — February 26, 2008 @
2:27 am
Dare I say….needs more JoJo?
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by Batman — February 26, 2008 @
3:03 am
28: Yes I watch Gilmore Girls, but I did in fact look up which season the wedding takes place in. It took about one minute of my time to get that particular fact right. I still maintain that Alexis Bledel is smoking hot in that episode.
As 30 said, 95% of the scenes include at least one of two very hot women. Apart from that I actually like the show for its non-visual content also, but maybe this is the wrong forum for that kind of appreciation of anything really.
If you want to question my sexuality, I would suggest that you attacked the wrong part of my post.
1. My user-name is not gender specific (I am a guy, but you didn’t know that then)
2. I talked about the actual designer of Ellen Pages clothes, with name.
3. I’m actually interested in the specifics of a shirt. As a matter of fact, I plan to acquire such a shirt if possible (the version for men, not for women of course).
agreed, very lesbish
#1 | Comment by Justin L — February 24, 2008 @ 8:06 pm
needs more pink wig w/ strap-on.
#2 | Comment by WHERES DA PINK?! — February 24, 2008 @ 8:07 pm
I’d still preer her than the troll JoJo
#3 | Comment by Tanaka — February 24, 2008 @ 8:09 pm
*prefer
#4 | Comment by Tanaka — February 24, 2008 @ 8:10 pm
Kind of flat-faced anyway, I don’t think she’s going to end up looking good. I don’t love Jojo, but a little skank goes a long way for me. Edge goes to Jojo.
#5 | Comment by Kewtr — February 24, 2008 @ 8:12 pm
Ellen Page could kick my ass. She has like washboard abs D:.
#6 | Comment by WHERES DA PINK?! — February 24, 2008 @ 8:17 pm
waugh!
#7 | Comment by mayhem — February 24, 2008 @ 8:48 pm
shes cute in these pictures. i bet i could fuck her straight.
#8 | Comment by Xan — February 24, 2008 @ 8:53 pm
good thing i wasn’t there. she’d def wanna break off a piece of this ol’ hogstick.
#9 | Comment by tehpunk — February 24, 2008 @ 9:10 pm
Strangely, she’s totally not hot … until you imagine her chowing out some 18 year hottie. Then she becomes a little more desirable. Imagine.
#10 | Comment by Dr. Disgusto — February 24, 2008 @ 9:17 pm
“do I have something in my teeth?” “yes, a pube. you said you just got back from tennis?”
#11 | Comment by Justin L — February 24, 2008 @ 9:22 pm
Personally, I don’t understand why women don’t just wear a good old ball gown to all awards ceremonies. Whenever they try anything else – codewords include ‘experimental’, ‘bold’ or ‘avant-garde’ – they may as well tattoo a giant red ‘FAIL’ on their forhead at the same time.
I’ll lay you 55 Kazak dollars that 99% of the hot women from the oscars wore traditional outfits.
#12 | Comment by matt — February 24, 2008 @ 9:38 pm
After Hard Candy, I’s be scared of the neutering and the nuts a chop a off…mm..oii glaiyven!
#13 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — February 24, 2008 @ 9:42 pm
Scrumtrulescence personified.
#14 | Comment by Guy Perkins — February 24, 2008 @ 10:24 pm
Damn, she got robbed! Fucking slimy cheese eating surrender monkeys!
#15 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — February 24, 2008 @ 11:14 pm
was there an award for best box never to be eaten by a man?
i’ll bet she tastes like cracklin’ oat bran and yogurt.
#16 | Comment by tehpunk — February 24, 2008 @ 11:41 pm
she probably would have won if she wore a suit!
#17 | Comment by Justin — February 24, 2008 @ 11:47 pm
#12, i think you forgot this “experimental” outfit by ms. mcgowan =D:
http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/1142909.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939057D9939C83F106FE4F3DEA6ABC93F15A5397277B4DC33E
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/1974/73drosemcgowan16kkk9wkgw2.jpg
http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/7506/rosemcgownadressuk7.jpg
http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/3273/564rosemcgowan05kkk1eont2.jpg
#18 | Comment by dizzle — February 25, 2008 @ 12:26 am
She is to beautiful to be gay. Damn shame if it is true. I will cry and then get a sex change.
#19 | Comment by KtWTupac — February 25, 2008 @ 1:14 am
HA! Baba Wawa just asked her if she dreams of being married and having kids. I guess that is legal in Canada? Yeah?
#20 | Comment by Gage — February 25, 2008 @ 1:32 am
I still don’t see what your talking about, just cause she refuses to dress like the normal typical hollywood girl. and lets not forget, she’s still a young kid, and from canada, does anyone remember avril? yea…
#21 | Comment by Jon — February 25, 2008 @ 1:48 am
avril never looked like a lesbian to me
#22 | Comment by Justin L — February 25, 2008 @ 1:51 am
#21 – Very true. I remember the government issued suits we had to wear on our first trip stateside. I was 18 and boy, let me tell ya, her suit looks are lot better than the one I had to wear. It was made out of old beaver pelts and stank like bacon and maple syrup.
#23 | Comment by Smiley — February 25, 2008 @ 1:57 am
but her eye makeup makes her look like a clown.
lesbian clown?
even so, i’d definitely fuck that clown.
#24 | Comment by yama — February 25, 2008 @ 2:27 am
That suit looks great, and it definitely suits Ellen Page. I love the way a thin tie outline is integrated into the shirt. The designer is called Yohji Yamamoto.
As a general rule, lots of hot girls can look great in suits, just consider Alexis Bledel in Gilmore Girls in season 5.
#25 | Comment by ML — February 25, 2008 @ 2:39 am
I just imagine her with her forearm buried to the elbow in some skank’s Xbox. Then she gets much hotter.
/not really. She looks like a kid, for fucks’ sake.
#26 | Comment by ed — February 25, 2008 @ 2:58 am
^^^
You had me up until that last part.
#27 | Comment by WhoMe — February 25, 2008 @ 3:05 am
#25 – did you actually just admit to watching Gilmour Girls? Actually, make that knowing the show well enough to reference a specific season (perhaps implying you own DVDs)? Perhaps we have more than one Lesbian on this post.
#28 | Comment by Evil Monkey — February 25, 2008 @ 3:10 am
Also, after seeing her at the oscars tonight I thought for the first time that she’s actually kindoff cute and more than just the average looking chick I had thought originally.
She’ll probably be hot in a couple of years. Of course then she will be to old for most people on this site.
#29 | Comment by Evil Monkey — February 25, 2008 @ 3:13 am
#28: Dismissing any show in which 95% of the scenes consist of at least one, and often two very hot women makes me wonder more about your sexual preferences then #25’s.
#30 | Comment by Aiii — February 25, 2008 @ 3:36 am
I liked her from Hard Candy up until recently. The more I see of her now, the more I dislike. The dykism probably has a bit to do with that, but I just find her so annoying since Junomania.
#31 | Comment by Gage — February 25, 2008 @ 3:38 am
The suit doesn’t make her gay. Munching carpet does.
#32 | Comment by Me — February 25, 2008 @ 4:05 am
Overrated. No curves.
#33 | Comment by Batman — February 25, 2008 @ 4:32 am
PS – The new KD Lang????
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
#34 | Comment by Batman — February 25, 2008 @ 4:34 am
#12: I guess you don’t realize, but a) these photos are not from the Oscars, and b) not all award ceremonies are like the Oscars, where all the women come dressed like Cinderella at the ball. This looks like a smaller event where I’ll bet if you looked at the other female attendees they weren’t wearing flamboyant, over-the-top ballroom gowns either.
#35 | Comment by EmJee — February 25, 2008 @ 6:53 am
#19: Too beautiful to be gay? I have two words for you: Kristanna Loken.
And here’s three more: Portia di Rossi.
*fappity-fappity-fap*
#36 | Comment by EmJee — February 25, 2008 @ 7:04 am
Wow, you mean that those pics WERE *NOT* THE OSCARS?!
I simply assumed Justin had traveled forward several hours in time with his camera, taken some snaps (though only of Ellen Page, curiously), made the trip back after locating the requisite source of Plutonium, and then posted the photographs preemptively.
More the fool I. This is so embarrassing that I’ll have to go and stand in the corner over there with John Kerry and Will Ferrell’s career.
#37 | Comment by matt — February 25, 2008 @ 9:34 am
I don’t think shes gay, per say.
I think dressing like a boy is the new trendy thing for girls these days. I think Ellen is a little more fruity mentally than most girls her age (look at all the roles shes had), so I think she doesn’t care what society thinks of her, and flaunts her individuality… which happens to be a social trend, so she isn’t an individual at all.
Shes on SNL this Saturday, so maybe we can see her “for real”.
#38 | Comment by dex — February 25, 2008 @ 9:41 am
I don’t think she is all that attractive. But alas, it is sad that she is a lesbian.
#18: Rose McGowan had the body to pull that off. I’m thinking if Ellen Page wore that same thing, she’d look sickly!
I’d like to see that same outfit on:
1. Penelepe Cruz
2. Selma Hyek
3. Katherine Heigle (Who was looking SUPER FINE at the Oscars!)
4. Reese Witherspoon
5. Scarjo
6. SHAKIRA!!!
..and maybe a few others who’s name escape me at the moment!
#39 | Comment by MacDaddy — February 25, 2008 @ 10:34 am
She is cute and of course hittable, even if she was a lesbian.
In that case, we’d do her until she actually looked like she was in Juno – preggers. Mmm… Canadian beaver… [drools]
Speaking of Canadian beaver, what ever happened to Sarah Polley?
#40 | Comment by Normo — February 25, 2008 @ 10:46 am
^^^
Sarah is actually writing and directing now, and was nominated last night for best adapted screenplay for Away From Her. she lost to the Coen brothers.
i hope her new line of work doesn’t mean we won’t be treated to seeing her on camera anymore.
#41 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 25, 2008 @ 11:37 am
I watched the Oscars. As best as I can recall, Ellen wore a black dress.
#42 | Comment by Andre — February 25, 2008 @ 12:30 pm
I found this item in the news:
“[Ellen] hopes to start shooting a Canadian indie film about teenage lesbian werewolves.”
Draw your own conclusions.
#43 | Comment by Milhouse — February 25, 2008 @ 12:40 pm
#43: Late to party.
#38: Just watch her on any of the talk shows. She is Juno. And it’s annoying.
#44 | Comment by Gage — February 25, 2008 @ 1:02 pm
1.dated ben fosster
2.is a tom boy
3.is canidian
4.is smart
5.is funny witty
6.not a girly girl
#45 | Comment by Secret Agent MAN — February 25, 2008 @ 2:12 pm
#30 – I agree both women on that show were hot (strangely I always liked the mother more). But the dialogue always killed me. I question how any straight man could sit through that show with that annoying dialogue and not be gay. Yes they were hot, but not hot enough to sit through that torture.
But then again, I guess thats why we have the mute button.
#46 | Comment by Evil Monkey — February 25, 2008 @ 5:06 pm
#45:
You just listing attributes, or do you have a point?
#47 | Comment by Gage — February 25, 2008 @ 6:15 pm
im still not sure what the big deal is, she is a good actress and all but seriously totalllllyyyy average girl. she is pretty no doubt, and doesn’t really do anything to piss me off which is better than most girls but im not really like “amagawd hawt”.
#48 | Comment by lawl — February 25, 2008 @ 8:12 pm
oh and she may not be a lesbian but she surely isn’t out to attract the male species obviously.
#49 | Comment by lawl — February 25, 2008 @ 8:13 pm
agreed. even at her best, she doesn’t do much for me.
#50 | Comment by Justin L — February 25, 2008 @ 8:26 pm
she’s so plain. do not want.
#51 | Comment by Taco — February 26, 2008 @ 1:22 am
I´d rather hit that than “vagina dentata” Lavigne…!
#52 | Comment by Chuck — February 26, 2008 @ 2:27 am
Dare I say….needs more JoJo?
#53 | Comment by Batman — February 26, 2008 @ 3:03 am
28: Yes I watch Gilmore Girls, but I did in fact look up which season the wedding takes place in. It took about one minute of my time to get that particular fact right. I still maintain that Alexis Bledel is smoking hot in that episode.
As 30 said, 95% of the scenes include at least one of two very hot women. Apart from that I actually like the show for its non-visual content also, but maybe this is the wrong forum for that kind of appreciation of anything really.
If you want to question my sexuality, I would suggest that you attacked the wrong part of my post.
1. My user-name is not gender specific (I am a guy, but you didn’t know that then)
2. I talked about the actual designer of Ellen Pages clothes, with name.
3. I’m actually interested in the specifics of a shirt. As a matter of fact, I plan to acquire such a shirt if possible (the version for men, not for women of course).
#54 | Comment by ML — February 26, 2008 @ 5:48 am
Who cares what she’s wearing! All I’m thinking about is getting her ankles behind her ears and taking the skin boat to Ellen Page Tuna Town.
#55 | Comment by Tony — February 26, 2008 @ 10:44 pm
*gag*
#56 | Comment by Justin L — February 26, 2008 @ 10:48 pm
The skin boat?
Tuna town?
#57 | Comment by Gage — February 27, 2008 @ 12:39 am
#54 – so are you basically asking me to question your sexuality? I mean I can i guess.. Doesn’t really seem fun anymore.
#58 | Comment by Evil Monkey — February 27, 2008 @ 4:22 am
58: No, but since you did, I just thought there were better things to question than me liking Gilmore Girls. Also, see http://xkcd.com/386/ 🙂
#59 | Comment by ML — February 27, 2008 @ 9:45 am
I like the GILMORE GIRLS…..And I fuck my sister…So fuck off
#60 | Comment by kevin L — December 10, 2008 @ 2:24 pm