ELLEN PAGE

Being a lesbian on SNL.

“Why does everything have to have a freakin’ label??

Why can’t I just hug a woman with my legs in friendship?”

UPDATE: Video added!

62 thoughts on “ELLEN PAGE

  1. hmmm, you think there was any truth to this sketch?

    #1 | Comment by Jason — March 3, 2008 @ 8:05 am

  2. Who knows, Jason. That pose she’s in could go either way.

    #2 | Comment by dizzle — March 3, 2008 @ 8:15 am

  3. :/ dont want

    #3 | Comment by LazyTownFan — March 3, 2008 @ 8:26 am

  4. pussy hug?

    #4 | Comment by filthyfish — March 3, 2008 @ 8:47 am

  5. I love lesbians
    Why can’t a woman just hug me with her legs in friendship?

    #5 | Comment by Ra — March 3, 2008 @ 8:47 am

  6. http://www.redlasso.com/ClipPlayer.aspx?id=c1aafce4-8847-41f9-a504-ce3c3d61e146

    #6 | Comment by Ra — March 3, 2008 @ 8:48 am

  7. #6 sorry wrong clip
    Here it is
    http://jezebel.com/362774/did-ellen-page-officially-come-out-as-a-lezebel-on-snl

    #7 | Comment by Ra — March 3, 2008 @ 8:52 am

  8. She can wrap her legs around my head in friendship anytime!

    #8 | Comment by Brian — March 3, 2008 @ 9:01 am

  9. #7
    I watch it and laughed only two times…. not very funny…

    #9 | Comment by LazyTownFan — March 3, 2008 @ 9:01 am

  10. #9 Yea not funny, but I would still let her wrap her legs around me.

    #10 | Comment by Ra — March 3, 2008 @ 9:08 am

  11. I’m still upset over her dropping out of that new Sam Raimi flick, “Drag Me To Hell.”

    #11 | Comment by rtfreed — March 3, 2008 @ 10:02 am

  12. not intrested

    #12 | Comment by Batman — March 3, 2008 @ 10:28 am

  13. bleh

    #13 | Comment by MacDaddy — March 3, 2008 @ 11:32 am

  14. SNL is never funny. i wouldnt turn ellen page down.

    #14 | Comment by Xan — March 3, 2008 @ 11:35 am

  15. I’m getting tired of this chick. I want some fresh celebrity ass.

    #15 | Comment by Milhouse — March 3, 2008 @ 12:02 pm

  16. Scissoring FTW!

    #16 | Comment by Zleet — March 3, 2008 @ 12:30 pm

  17. ellen page is lame unfortunately

    #17 | Comment by lawl — March 3, 2008 @ 1:06 pm

  18. I think we need this: Alyssa Milano – peta photoshoot
    not nude, but shes HOT

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4niCQUo46Vg

    #18 | Comment by Ra — March 3, 2008 @ 2:00 pm

  19. #18:

    WAS hot. You’re holding onto the past.

    #19 | Comment by Gage — March 3, 2008 @ 2:07 pm

  20. is ellen page even attractive?

    #20 | Comment by Kewtr — March 3, 2008 @ 2:13 pm

  21. #19 Are you blind, gay, or just a little girl lover.
    Alyssa Milano is still very HOT, and would love for her to wrap those beautiful legs around me anytime.

    #21 | Comment by Ra — March 3, 2008 @ 2:17 pm

  22. Which just goes to prove my theory:

    Saturday Night Live is not funny.

    #22 | Comment by El Payo — March 3, 2008 @ 3:15 pm

  23. #16 – scissor me timbers!

    #23 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 3, 2008 @ 3:16 pm

  24. #21: Milano is an attractive woman past her prime. Is that hard to grasp? Throw in an unattractive boob job and I’m not interested. I suppose that makes me “ghey”.

    See the official AB chart of female prime.

    #24 | Comment by Gage — March 3, 2008 @ 3:24 pm

  25. #24 OK, no boob job

    #25 | Comment by Ra — March 3, 2008 @ 4:01 pm

  26. meh

    #26 | Comment by Tom Foolery — March 3, 2008 @ 4:48 pm

  27. new to this site…..what is FTW

    #27 | Comment by bleh — March 3, 2008 @ 5:05 pm

  28. ^^^

    “Fritz The Walrus”

    It’s an inside joke. You dont get it.

    #28 | Comment by Gage — March 3, 2008 @ 5:35 pm

  29. *facepalm*
    It’s like WTF = what the fuck, but backwards.

    #29 | Comment by dex — March 3, 2008 @ 6:08 pm

  30. Has there ever been anyone named “Ellen” that wasn’t gay? It’s like the female equivalent of “Justin”.

    #30 | Comment by The Pope — March 3, 2008 @ 6:17 pm

  31. Iร‚ยดd hit it…!

    and her girlfriend, if she lets me!

    #31 | Comment by Pedro — March 3, 2008 @ 6:22 pm

  32. Almost there! Now just bring those legs a little further back…

    #32 | Comment by Tony — March 3, 2008 @ 7:09 pm

  33. ๐Ÿ™

    #33 | Comment by underneon — March 3, 2008 @ 7:33 pm

  34. DO NOT WANT.

    Also, the unfunniest episode of SNL I have ever endured for the sake of the musical guest, and that’s SAYING something!

    More Emily Osment, plz

    #34 | Comment by Ron Dingleberry — March 3, 2008 @ 8:07 pm

  35. she makes me wanna hurl

    #35 | Comment by Taco — March 3, 2008 @ 8:11 pm

  36. “Feed The Worms”

    #36 | Comment by Gage — March 3, 2008 @ 8:23 pm

  37. 23. beat me to it. : /

    Arrr Captain, thar be dykes ahoy!

    #37 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — March 3, 2008 @ 8:36 pm

  38. ellen = who cares

    #38 | Comment by mister — March 3, 2008 @ 8:52 pm

  39. “Fresh Titty Waffles”

    #39 | Comment by Gage — March 3, 2008 @ 8:57 pm

  40. SNL is not funny neither is my name.
    STFU Gage. You are a pole smoker in disguise here.
    Milano cookies are hot past prime or not.
    Gage = GAY < Ellen Page

    #40 | Comment by MadTV — March 3, 2008 @ 11:33 pm

  41. I am less gay than Ellen Page? Burn?

    That’s clever what you did with “Milano Cookies”!

    “Frosted Teen Wasabi”

    What am I disguised as?

    #41 | Comment by Gage — March 4, 2008 @ 12:27 am

  42. She has the body of a stocky 10-year-old boy…

    She is gay.

    #42 | Comment by Mike — March 4, 2008 @ 1:39 am

  43. yeah i think that pretty muchs seals the deal.

    she even sounds like jodie foster. i’d still give her the high hard one.

    #43 | Comment by tehpunk — March 4, 2008 @ 2:48 am

  44. #21 Isn’t it awesome that as soon as two people have a dispute about if a woman is hot or not the one arguing for the woman will call the other party gay. You don’t even have to guess if it’s going to happen in a discussion any more, you just know it’s going to.

    #44 | Comment by BongoCLown — March 4, 2008 @ 3:19 am

  45. ^^^ man that argument was totally gaaayyy

    #45 | Comment by Evil Monkey — March 4, 2008 @ 4:00 am

  46. FTW means “for the win”. You may also find people saying FTL, which surprisingly enough is “for the lose”.

    Basically, scissoring is a very good thing ๐Ÿ™‚

    *sorry to bust the rest of your balls for playing meanie (no pun intended)

    #46 | Comment by Truth — March 4, 2008 @ 4:24 am

  47. The funny thing is at the end of SNL after she’s done thanking everyone and just as their rolling the credits you can see the lead singer from the band Wilco totally checking out her chest.

    #47 | Comment by NBN — March 4, 2008 @ 5:59 am

  48. I’d hit it even if she is gay and somewhat resembles a boy. Needs some pink wig treatment.

    #48 | Comment by WHERES DA PINK?! — March 4, 2008 @ 6:08 am

  49. prediction:

    mark my words on this, and i really didn’t want to do it because i want to bang this nerd so hard…

    she will end up being the biggest ugliest nastiest man hating dyke that evar lived. no lipstick at all. just a fat slovenly activist dyke with pasty thighs, fat ass fucking face, and get involved in politics.

    someone archive my post so i can be famous in 7 years. i will gladly wait for vindication until tuesday to pay for vindication today.

    sincerely,
    tehpunk

    #49 | Comment by tehpunk — March 4, 2008 @ 6:20 am

  50. tehpunk: She’s gonna turn into Rosie O’Donnel?

    #50 | Comment by Hams — March 4, 2008 @ 9:06 am

  51. I watched SNL and I came to realize that Ellen Page is the anti-sex.*

    She’s the absolute absence of begin hot. If she came into contact with someone who is the sex, like Keeley or Biel the universe would blow up.

    Luckily she probably just hangs around all the people who couldn’t qualify to be Avril’s friends, so the universe is probably safe.

    * judging from SNL, also the anti-funny as well.

    #51 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — March 4, 2008 @ 8:23 pm

  52. Seeing this clip makes me laugh so hard. Wow, SNL is so funny! Ellen Page was great in it. I can’t wait to see more skits like this. Keep it up SNL!

    Everything needs to be the opposite.

    #52 | Comment by Gageisnotgay — March 4, 2008 @ 8:41 pm

  53. Thank you for the support. LOL.

    #46:
    I was wondering how many stupid “FTW” meanings I was going to have to put up before someone put the real meaning. I have a feeling #29 thought he was correct.

    #53 | Comment by Gage — March 4, 2008 @ 8:51 pm

  54. Do you live here gage?

    U suck gage and so does ellen page and andy whats his face except in the chronicles of narnia skit

    now i’ll go back to Who’s the boss and Charmed reruns

    #54 | Comment by Gageisgay — March 4, 2008 @ 9:00 pm

  55. Do I live “here”?

    In the Ellen Page post?

    Yes. Yes I do.

    #55 | Comment by Gage — March 4, 2008 @ 11:46 pm

  56. Do… do you want us to leave?

    #56 | Comment by zomg — March 5, 2008 @ 3:39 am

  57. hmmm…BORING!!!!

    #57 | Comment by LoomisG — March 5, 2008 @ 10:47 am

  58. that’s what I imagine angelbaby looks like…

    #58 | Comment by me2 — March 6, 2008 @ 7:22 pm

  59. how can a show thats never been funny run for so long?

    #59 | Comment by edc — March 7, 2008 @ 5:54 pm

  60. #58

    angelbaby looks like justin with a different name.

    #60 | Comment by edc — March 7, 2008 @ 5:55 pm

  61. uh, #19…#18 is right,Milano IS hot.

    Have I told you all how bad I want to cum in Ellen Pages sweet mouth?

    #61 | Comment by al — January 5, 2009 @ 3:26 pm

  62. Oh and Gage you asshole..who cares about” Prime” ?…Hot is hot

    #62 | Comment by Kevin — January 5, 2009 @ 6:25 pm

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