Not that there’s anything wrong with Keeley Hazell, but it seems the Brit lad mags have been looking for the “new Keeley” for the past couple of years. Probably because Keeley hasn’t been a teenager for some time now.
Well, one of the candidates is 19-year old Kitty Lea. I’m gonna go ahead and say she’s my pick, if only for the fact that she’s got a cute name that lends itself to yumby photoshoots like the following…
Meow! >^_^<
I would prefer keeley if “neither” weren’t an option
#1 | Comment by Justin L — February 29, 2008 @ 12:42 pm
^^^
“neither” is certainly a valid option.
for a gay man.
#2 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 29, 2008 @ 12:45 pm
yummy she is
#3 | Comment by idl3mind — February 29, 2008 @ 12:50 pm
What is that little bump on her left nipple…not to be crask…I mean I’d hit it twice a day for the rest of my life…
#4 | Comment by TheMan — February 29, 2008 @ 12:57 pm
its nice to see that angelbaby provides us with a steady stream of teh sex – since justin is too gay to do so… nicely done man.
And thank you angel for your vagina fetish.
#5 | Comment by my3 — February 29, 2008 @ 1:04 pm
She’s not as cute as Keeley, and the body’s not as nice, but it’s still very good.
Verdict: fappable.
#6 | Comment by Nobody — February 29, 2008 @ 1:06 pm
I wont say she’s not smokin hot, but I just find these girls boring. Same as any of the 1000s of hot web models.
And what’s with the faux-emo marketing angle. Lame.
(Love the lips though.)
#7 | Comment by Gage — February 29, 2008 @ 1:11 pm
Oh, and that last picture- hasn’t Keeley done one almost exactly like that? Same pose/underwear? Or am I making up that image in my head?
#8 | Comment by Nobody — February 29, 2008 @ 1:18 pm
I like her face a little better, just because it’s more ‘real’ or whatever, Keeley’s slightly too perfect. Anyway, either one is a priapism leading to a burst glans, so I’ll have to bone someone far less attracive.
#9 | Comment by Kewtr — February 29, 2008 @ 1:25 pm
I do live in a pink hotel room, spending a good portion of my time playing a pink guitar, often in the nude, sprayed with self-tanner. I stand by my very hetero disinterest in those two, though.
#10 | Comment by Justin L — February 29, 2008 @ 1:32 pm
Hello Tittie!
#11 | Comment by hedgie — February 29, 2008 @ 1:44 pm
#10 – are you perez hilton??
#12 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 29, 2008 @ 1:45 pm
I would have to agree whole-heartedly with #6.
And by the way………FIRST!!!
#13 | Comment by FapTastic — February 29, 2008 @ 2:07 pm
Kitty is old news to me, but im glad she got a post here. shes definitely deserves it. i should work for this site. id have the best posts (and most controversial) .
#14 | Comment by Xan — February 29, 2008 @ 2:58 pm
I would pee in her butt…. twice.
#15 | Comment by HamOnRyeNomaYo — February 29, 2008 @ 3:30 pm
12: heavens no.
15: only twice? clearly you’re not the butt peeing partner for a girl like her.
#16 | Comment by Justin L — February 29, 2008 @ 4:21 pm
\o/
#17 | Comment by lawl — February 29, 2008 @ 4:27 pm
They should’ve just stopped at “Emo Princess”
NEXT!!!
#18 | Comment by Tony — February 29, 2008 @ 6:46 pm
Yes, please.
Want some Kitty.
#19 | Comment by Pyronuc — February 29, 2008 @ 7:02 pm
Not as pretty facially as Keeley, but still eminently fucktastic. Is she British?
Yeah, she’s hot. I’m with you on this one. Still haven’t forgiven you for Bynes and Bell, though, who need to receive the ducking stool before they procreate.
#20 | Comment by matt — February 29, 2008 @ 7:25 pm
i’d suck a fart out of her ass and hold it in like a bong hit.
haha.
seriously though, i think shes hot.
#21 | Comment by Dan-o — February 29, 2008 @ 9:35 pm
Faptastic, but no Keeley….
#22 | Comment by Ron DIngleberry — February 29, 2008 @ 9:43 pm
oh come on. she’s downright unpretty, and as much as she’s slim, young, and has nice bone structure, her body texture is way off to the loose end of the spectrum.
#23 | Comment by Justin L — February 29, 2008 @ 10:00 pm
i was once so obsessed with keeley, i put her pictures in my psp
#24 | Comment by Justin — February 29, 2008 @ 10:23 pm
This chick is better looking, face and body, than Miley.
FACT.
#25 | Comment by Nobody — February 29, 2008 @ 10:26 pm
I have all kinds of celeb pics, porn, and what have you in my x7500.
25: face: true. body: are you joking?
#26 | Comment by Justin L — February 29, 2008 @ 10:33 pm
I hate uneven boobs. Look @ the right/left termination points. Mismatched clevage and her nipps are too large.
That being said, I’d hit it.
#27 | Comment by Dude — February 29, 2008 @ 11:32 pm
If she’ll have me, it’s all good.
#28 | Comment by El Payo — March 1, 2008 @ 3:34 am
this is why i need to mod this blog.
WWE Diva Maria in playboy LEAKED!!!!!
http://freeforumzone.leonardo.it/discussione.aspx?c=8455&f=8455&idd=7312020
you’re welcome and dont hurt yourselves!
#29 | Comment by Xan — March 1, 2008 @ 4:01 am
she is no Keeley Hazell
#30 | Comment by jon — March 1, 2008 @ 4:13 am
%%%
youre right, shes way better.
#31 | Comment by Xan — March 1, 2008 @ 4:41 am
meh.
maybe i really am sick in the head. that girl does NOTHING for me. if she had a flat chest i’d be all over it.
#32 | Comment by tehpunk — March 1, 2008 @ 5:58 am
#29: No.
#32: I’m with you. It’s not that she does NOTHING for me, she’s just too generic to care. Strangely, when I saw her, I thought “Hey, she’s pretty hot even with the big tits.” Big sloppy bags do nothing for me.
#33 | Comment by Gage — March 1, 2008 @ 7:38 am
I would slay that. But then something tells me she might taste like cigarettes and fish & chips.
#34 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — March 1, 2008 @ 1:02 pm
they all taste like fish.
#35 | Comment by Justin L — March 1, 2008 @ 1:04 pm
Win
#36 | Comment by mister — March 1, 2008 @ 4:28 pm
Keeley Hazell is an icon
that chic fine…but lads mags full of chics just like her
#37 | Comment by jon — March 1, 2008 @ 5:27 pm
#32 & #33: I definitely agree. While I don’t really enjoy a flat chest, 34E cup size is just outrageously large.
I more dig the middle of the road perky tits.
#38 | Comment by sodapopinski — March 1, 2008 @ 7:27 pm
maybe this diagram can help
#39 | Comment by Justin L — March 1, 2008 @ 7:30 pm
#38: Do you have a reasonable view on what “flat” is? I have a friend that insists Rachel Bilson is “flat”. “Nothing there.”
To me, the pics in rachelbilson2 are certainly not flat. To me it’s more about shape and nipples. B’s being perfect, C’s nice, A’s before C’s, not interested in D’s. And no implants. Most girls with D’s are out of my weight class anyway, so it’s not an issue.
I prefer real females over porn stars. Exceptionally hot real females.
#40 | Comment by Gage — March 1, 2008 @ 7:40 pm
lol@39
#41 | Comment by Xan — March 1, 2008 @ 8:51 pm
^^^
*fap fap fap fap*
#42 | Comment by pedo pride — March 1, 2008 @ 9:23 pm
She says “Guys should warm things up during foreplay with plenty of boob action”. Seriously, is that your sex advice? Which guys have you encountered that dont want to give you plenty of boob action? If you’re going to give some advice, give us something we dont already know and do. That statement is as useless as “during sex guys should put their pensis in the vagina”.
#43 | Comment by Evil Monkey — March 1, 2008 @ 9:24 pm
Also, very, very hot. (I have no issues with big titties. Oh and #40 “A”s before C’s” really? are you sure you’re not really just looking for a boy?). But as hot as she is, she could be any half naked chick on the internets. Nothing special or unique.
Keeley on the other hand is a godess. Completly one of a kind in her combination of beauty, large breasts, and willingness to show her large breasts. Women as pretty as her aren’t usually the ones half-naked on the net. And we are all lucky that she probably can’t act/sing/dance otherwise she would have used her beauty for a “respectful’ entertainment carreer and we wouldn’t have seen anything until her beauty started going south (ie, Spears pussy shots, Lilo’s recent spread, older woment doing playboy, ie, they show it to you only after you dont care anymore).
#44 | Comment by Evil Monkey — March 1, 2008 @ 9:32 pm
“during sex guys should put their pensis in the vagina”
oh well that explains a lot. thanks.
#45 | Comment by Justin L — March 1, 2008 @ 9:39 pm
#44: “are you sure you’re not really just looking for a boy?”
You caught me. I’m looking for a boy.
#46 | Comment by Gage — March 2, 2008 @ 5:22 am
This is how those fag magazines like Maxim and FHM should be doing business – softcore, with just enough boob shots to make my shriveled little fairie dick hard. No bullshitting about the Black Crowes’ latest piece of shite – just show us the cleavage. Leprechauns love tits.
TITS!
#47 | Comment by The Leprechaun — March 2, 2008 @ 11:24 pm
#46 too late for sarcasm…lol
#47 hell yeah
justin and ab more miley
#48 | Comment by izzadude — March 3, 2008 @ 4:05 pm
jee zus.. what a mouth on this girl..
win..
win..
did i say win?
very nice.
#49 | Comment by yawn — March 4, 2008 @ 1:22 am
haha, nice to see what you guys think of me, thanks for the more complimenting comments. ahh my boobs are not wonky i tell you!!!!!!! lol, well i do agree keeley is gorgeous, i have met her a few times and yes i am envious! x
#50 | Comment by kitty88 — March 6, 2008 @ 6:06 am
^^^
zomg is this rly Kitty?
#51 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 6, 2008 @ 6:18 am
^^^
damn I should have posted sooner. Now it looks like a lame attempt to have Kitty be my internet friend when I say that I think she is very pretty and has nice not-wonky boobs and is the bestest and she has a cute name and she probably smells like strawberries.
And number 10 looks like a young Carla Gugino.
#52 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — March 7, 2008 @ 12:41 am
haha yea this is me, of course us girlies like to google ourselves in a vain attempt to seek closure in peoples opinions, but osme of you guys are HARSH! haha, and besides im unique, who cares if im not perfect! xox
#53 | Comment by kitty88 — March 7, 2008 @ 8:01 am
^^^
Celebrity contribution alert!
I hereby nominate Kitty’s boobage to replace the DLT banner at the top of the page for a week. Just for going to the effort of typing and putting herself at stalking risk from everyone who reads this site.
#54 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — March 7, 2008 @ 2:52 pm
Thankfully, Ms. Kitty Lea, I didn’t knock your looks in earlier replies…
…but I did figure out what I didn’t like, the lighting is weird in a few of your pics (basically you holding the Hello Kitty Doll). The lighting is throwing off your nose. In other pictures your nose looks great (along with the rest of you).
You and Angelbaby need to hook up and then have one of you tell us all about it.
#55 | Comment by smash — March 7, 2008 @ 5:23 pm
^^^
*faints*
#56 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 7, 2008 @ 5:53 pm
haha well the lighting may look wrong because i am very pale. and the same with vikki blows some times it kinda makes us look yellow. not our fault! lol, and i have a wierd abnormal nose. again not my fault! haha hope this clears this up! but i still feel i deserve a place in fhm’s top 100 dont i? xx
#57 | Comment by kitty88 — March 9, 2008 @ 8:02 am
much better than keeley kitty is amazing id go for kitty any day over any1 kittys eyes are beautiful and i just love everything bout her
#58 | Comment by scooby — March 12, 2008 @ 7:44 pm
Wait just realized that there was a posting error, what I meant to say was:
Also, very, very hot. (I have no issues with big titties. Oh and #40 “A”s before C’s” really? are you sure you’re not really just looking for a boy?). But as hot as she is, she IS MUCH, MUCH BETTER THAN ANY half naked chick on the internets. VERY special AND unique.
Keeley on the other hand is NOT a godess. Completly NOT one of a kind in her combination of beauty, large breasts, and willingness to show her large breasts WHICH ALL PALE IN COMPARISON TO KITTY. Women as PLAIN AS KEELEY are usually the ones half-naked on the net. And we are all UNlucky that she probably can’t act/sing/dance otherwise she would have used her beauty for a “respectful’ entertainment carreer and we wouldn’t have seen anything until her beauty started going FURTHER south THAN IT ALREADY IS (ie, Spears pussy shots, Lilo’s recent spread, older woment doing playboy, ie, they show it to you only after you dont care anymore).
NOTE: I DID NOT CHANGE MY POST JUST BECAUSE KITTY IS NOW ON THE BOARD. HONESTLY.
#59 | Comment by Evil Monkey — March 14, 2008 @ 3:34 am
save us Kitty! The internet world is full of people who don’t believe that large boobs exist and come in a variety of wonderful shapes and sizes.
People are so jaded now.
#60 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — March 30, 2008 @ 3:53 pm