Lindsay Lohan

Teh Hohan’s boobs just seem to keep getting bigger everytime I see them lately. Does she have a bun in the oven?

Maybe she’s just on the Britney Spears Ding Dongs & Cheetos Diet.

Supposedly, Hefner is trying to get Lindsay to do another recreation of a nude Marilyn Monroe shoot for Playboy. This time she’d even get paid!

39 thoughts on “Lindsay Lohan

  1. First!

    Playboy does a lot of airbrushing. This could be their most challenging work.

    M

    #1 | Comment by Magister — March 6, 2008 @ 5:32 am

  2. #1 Agreed, somehow she does look….doable… :S

    ps second?

    #2 | Comment by Me — March 6, 2008 @ 5:59 am

  3. Oi, those toits look tastey, but I’m afraid I might catch Gingervitis, not to mention the herps.

    #3 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — March 6, 2008 @ 7:32 am

  4. Preggers.

    #4 | Comment by Crawley — March 6, 2008 @ 9:26 am

  5. I don’t think even photoshop can help this ugly bitch. I just don’t get why she commands attention. There are SOOOOO many hotter girls out there…

    #5 | Comment by TheMan — March 6, 2008 @ 9:43 am

  6. her boobs are bigger because she is bigger. Not fat, but not skin and bones.

    #6 | Comment by geekazoid — March 6, 2008 @ 9:55 am

  7. this is definatly a step in the right direction, i can’t wait til she regains all her former hotness…doesn’t she have some reality show about her family comming out

    this reminds me of ashlee simpson, is she still ugly and skinny, or has she also regained her hotness

    i prey JOJO doesn’t go the way of crack hor like many celebrities today

    #7 | Comment by Tom Foolery — March 6, 2008 @ 10:38 am

  8. I hope she stays a redhead.

    #8 | Comment by Scratch — March 6, 2008 @ 10:44 am

  9. Redheads are better in bed, hands down.

    #9 | Comment by Dave — March 6, 2008 @ 11:16 am

  10. I’ve never been with a redhead.

    #10 | Comment by Tim — March 6, 2008 @ 11:17 am

  11. #7 – There’s a Lohan reality show coming, but Hohan isn’t going to be in it, except for a cameo or two. The show focuses on her mother and her younger sibs.

    #11 | Comment by flyboy — March 6, 2008 @ 11:24 am

  12. The show is called “Living Lohan”, and it will be on E! (where else would you expect crap like that to be?). Here’s an article from People Magazine.

    #12 | Comment by flyboy — March 6, 2008 @ 11:31 am

  13. The second I saw the pictures, I literally yelled “HOLY SHIT, SHE’S PREGNANT”. Now we get to have another shitty celebrity whore unleash her Satan spawn on the world. Hooray

    #13 | Comment by Skootch — March 6, 2008 @ 11:56 am

  14. Redheads are better in bed, hands down.

    I concur. I’ve noticed a lot more guys calling me back for subsequent hook-ups after I changed my haircolor from blonde to red. 🙂

    The second I saw the pictures, I literally yelled “HOLY SHIT, SHE’S PREGNANT”. Now we get to have another shitty celebrity whore unleash her Satan spawn on the world. Hooray

    I read an article about this on the Internet less than 5 mins ago. It is probably just a dumb rumor, but then again look at how the rumors about anorexic Nicole Richie panned out. With all of the celebrities getting knocked up these days, it wouldn’t surprise me TOO much of Lindsay Lohan is too. After all, her recent weight gain, along with her recent (supposed) abstinence from coccaine + anorexia, increases her fertility.

    #14 | Comment by Beetle Becca — March 6, 2008 @ 12:26 pm

  15. That’s Dina, or close enough that it doesn’t matter.

    #15 | Comment by Kewtr — March 6, 2008 @ 12:33 pm

  16. i’ll never stop loving on lindsey lohan.

    #16 | Comment by Xan — March 6, 2008 @ 12:34 pm

  17. p.s.

    where’s the mariah carey post about her new video? extremely fappable.

    #17 | Comment by Xan — March 6, 2008 @ 12:35 pm

  18. boo. ick. gag.

    no more: wacky vid/site of the week, lohan, alba, aguilera, bynes, bell, scarlett

    needs more: emma roberts (for once), emma watson, miley, natalie portman, hayden

    #18 | Comment by Justin L — March 6, 2008 @ 12:36 pm

  19. ‘eh, this girl just does nothing for me!

    #19 | Comment by MacDaddy — March 6, 2008 @ 12:51 pm

  20. Lindsay’s hotness is only a memory now. Suicide may be her only viable career move.

    #20 | Comment by Milhouse — March 6, 2008 @ 1:18 pm

  21. glorious

    #21 | Comment by idl3mind — March 6, 2008 @ 1:47 pm

  22. Does Justin still have his Lohan shawl? It could be extra special if she’s pregnant, since it’ll be a MILF memento.

    #22 | Comment by Nobody — March 6, 2008 @ 1:55 pm

  23. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    lmao…i can rembember reading tht article like 2/3 year ago when i was on dainternet b4…long story short just back on.GR8 site btw. never posted last time…

    #23 | Comment by izzadude — March 6, 2008 @ 2:55 pm

  24. If she is pregnant she could probably give the Maury show a run for their money with 27 different baby daddies.

    #24 | Comment by pwrdrive — March 6, 2008 @ 3:53 pm

  25. wtf is that red dot on her hand? pics 1-6

    #25 | Comment by Random person — March 6, 2008 @ 5:05 pm

  26. Hohan’s sportin’ the spare tire again

    #26 | Comment by Tony — March 6, 2008 @ 6:36 pm

  27. Lohan getting back to red hair and some curves = OM NOM NOM NOM

    #27 | Comment by Ron DIngleberry — March 6, 2008 @ 7:46 pm

  28. eh. Judging by the angle of the dangle she’ll be a candidate for a boob lift before she’s 30– those jubblies are at least 10 pounders.

    #28 | Comment by mister — March 6, 2008 @ 7:56 pm

  29. The shaw story reminds me when I could visit this site and not be guilty because was not too old….

    Ahhh the good ole’ days.

    #29 | Comment by Ted — March 6, 2008 @ 8:50 pm

  30. To the stupid bitch above: You have to be a NATURAL redheae, stupid twat. If there AINT ketchup on that furburger, then you AIN’T the real deal.

    #30 | Comment by Osama Bin Laden — March 6, 2008 @ 11:26 pm

  31. Ummm No. Time move on to her little sis.

    #31 | Comment by Channel Zero — March 7, 2008 @ 12:19 am

  32. ^^^ She’s got a little sis? Fuck, what are we waiting for?

    Why would Playboy want her so bad for? We all saw it, none of us liked it and we are now trying to move on with our disapointment.

    #32 | Comment by Evil Monkey — March 7, 2008 @ 4:19 am

  33. LOL…I bet even Lindsay doesn’t know who the father is!

    #33 | Comment by Viper — March 7, 2008 @ 4:24 am

  34. 32- yessir Lil Lohan is on deck.

    Ali Lohan > dudes > Lindsay Lohan.

    #34 | Comment by Channel Zero — March 7, 2008 @ 4:39 am

  35. >> wtf is that red dot on her hand? pics 1-6

    It’s a star.. perhaps tattoo

    #35 | Comment by padda — March 7, 2008 @ 12:44 pm

  36. can somebody please go screw her one last time, get her prego, that way we can move on and leave her in the past???

    #36 | Comment by Twirp — March 7, 2008 @ 1:30 pm

  37. #25 & 35 – Could it be a herpes outbreak? She’s been having way too much alone time if it’s on her hand. Almost as much alone time as Just- nevermind.

    #37 | Comment by Topher — March 7, 2008 @ 4:05 pm

  38. no posts on ali lohan yet please…unless something big happens…prime for lindsay was 17-19

    #38 | Comment by izzadude — March 7, 2008 @ 7:46 pm

  39. oh btw dunno if any of you’v ever heard of “irie saaya”?

    #39 | Comment by izzadude — March 7, 2008 @ 7:47 pm

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