Well, judging by these pics taken recently, it seems as though 14-year old Ali Lohan has started joining her big sis during some of her evenings on the town. She’s probably the designated driver for Lindsay and Mom.
In case anyone is wondering what that green box is that Lindsay is oh-so-conspicuously holding, it’s some kind of “dissolvable tobacco” that she’s apparently been whoring for. And no, I’m not talking about some sort of nicotine lozenge, I’m talking DISSOLVABLE TOBACCO. Ew.
When did Lohan pack on the chubby cheeks? I don’t remember them. Also, her younger sister is looking pretty good imo.
ps. First?
#1 | Comment by Mr. Bojangles — March 12, 2008 @ 7:03 am
The younger one looks sorta half decent but looks very mean.
#2 | Comment by Me — March 12, 2008 @ 7:29 am
Are these before and after pics?
I’d say Lil’ Lohan has a bright future with the fapping community.
#3 | Comment by Channel Zero — March 12, 2008 @ 8:34 am
That a great, in the moment, topic headline. You could right for a gossip magazine.
Seriously, I thought that was funny
#4 | Comment by Tim — March 12, 2008 @ 9:08 am
Bleh…No thanks! to either of them!
#5 | Comment by MacDaddy — March 12, 2008 @ 9:27 am
tobacco that dissolves like wtf?
#6 | Comment by lawl — March 12, 2008 @ 9:36 am
And who is that guy in the background..he looks kinda weird.
#7 | Comment by rtfreed — March 12, 2008 @ 10:11 am
I totally fucking would. Two at a time, baby.
#8 | Comment by cobalt — March 12, 2008 @ 10:22 am
ali is sorta pretty, she is a clean slate though…so i guess.
#9 | Comment by Xan — March 12, 2008 @ 10:37 am
i don’t see much vag power in the little one. they appear to be alike in many ways, and i must admit the combination of healthy heavy jugs with freckles is a slight turn on.
however, betwixt the skankhood of the 2 elders and the likelihood of slutship on the part of the jailbait, i must pass.
there was a report today that a large percentage of teen girls have STDs in the USA. This does not surprise me, because it’s all lindsey’s fault.
#10 | Comment by tehpunk — March 12, 2008 @ 11:02 am
Lindsay actually looks really good here, albeit a bit wasted. And Ali looks like Ashlee Simpson. And background guy looks fucking creepy.
#11 | Comment by Nobody — March 12, 2008 @ 11:14 am
similar to and roughly as fugly as ashlee simpson after her many surgeries
#12 | Comment by Justin L — March 12, 2008 @ 11:16 am
The guy in the background looks like a Baldwin..
#13 | Comment by BBA — March 12, 2008 @ 11:47 am
Call me when she grows her big sister’s breasts.
#14 | Comment by THEO — March 12, 2008 @ 12:21 pm
As surprised as I am to say it, I have to agree with #8. With protection, of course (at least with big sis).
#15 | Comment by Milhouse — March 12, 2008 @ 1:55 pm
^we would ALL do thm both at the same time lol question is would anyone do lindsay w/o the sis…other than me…lol
#16 | Comment by izzadude — March 12, 2008 @ 2:04 pm
Wow… her sister almost looks like a twin… the evil goth twin…
#17 | Comment by Troilus — March 12, 2008 @ 3:24 pm
WTF are those claw marks below her right knee in pic 1 ?
#18 | Comment by Me — March 12, 2008 @ 3:50 pm
the littlest lohan is so ugly and has such an unfortunate nose.
#19 | Comment by suzi — March 12, 2008 @ 3:53 pm
#7/11 – background guy reminded me a little of that creepy girls gone wild dude.
#20 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 12, 2008 @ 4:10 pm
the little one looks hotter than lindsay
#21 | Comment by mudkip — March 12, 2008 @ 4:28 pm
There’s nothing good about these pics, why the hell did you post them?
#22 | Comment by Tony — March 12, 2008 @ 7:03 pm
^^^
there’s nothing good about your comment, why the hell did you post it?
as i think i’ve mentioned to you before (or perhaps someone else asking a similar d-bag question), you are welcome to go dig up all the pics you like of celebs that appeal to you and start your own site. then we’ll all come visit and ask you why the hell you’re posting what you are posting. until then, you’ll take what we give you and like it.
#23 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 12, 2008 @ 7:09 pm
AngelBaby FTW
#24 | Comment by Milhouse — March 12, 2008 @ 7:26 pm
#22 just got owned
#25 | Comment by underneon — March 12, 2008 @ 8:56 pm
Oh…and both 🙂
#26 | Comment by underneon — March 12, 2008 @ 9:00 pm
if you want to know what kind of girl dina is turning the little one into, google ‘ali lohan bikini’ and see how good she looks
#27 | Comment by Bobert McNasty — March 12, 2008 @ 9:56 pm
HOHAN LOOKS LIKE SHIT BUT HER SIS? WOWZER, I’D HIT THAT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER
#28 | Comment by ImUrDaddy84 — March 12, 2008 @ 11:22 pm
Background guy reminds me of the dad from The Wonder Years…
“I’ll do Winnie over either of them.”
#29 | Comment by Data — March 13, 2008 @ 12:00 am
Clearly the Lohan genes blossom early, so I’d plough her now before all the STDs and drugs catch up.
#30 | Comment by Kelvin — March 13, 2008 @ 1:10 am
What are the odds the Lohan family repeats the Spears family, and lil’ Lohan is pregnant before she even hits her prime?
Man, just when you were getting close to guilt free fappage, they go and get knocked up.
#31 | Comment by Evil Monkey — March 13, 2008 @ 3:21 am
when I hear “green box” associated with Lohan, it is more along the lines of STD than dissolvable tobacco that I think of.
#32 | Comment by geekazoid — March 13, 2008 @ 10:34 am
“Man, just when you were getting close to guilt free fappage, they go and get knocked up.”
huh? she wasn’t knocked up at 13.
#33 | Comment by Justin L — March 13, 2008 @ 10:55 am
http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2007&mon=07&evt=lindsay-21-bday&pic=lindsay-lohan-21st-birthday-party-10.jpg
#34 | Comment by geekazoid — March 13, 2008 @ 10:58 am
Ali Kohan > original kohan
#35 | Comment by kohan — March 13, 2008 @ 3:21 pm
greet mon, just greet!
#36 | Comment by FJ — March 14, 2008 @ 10:49 am
Face: better
Tits: worse
That is all.
#37 | Comment by EmJee — March 15, 2008 @ 6:26 am
What is up with the OCD scratches on Ally’s legs?
#38 | Comment by Goatmaster — March 16, 2008 @ 3:35 pm
shes cute, and a good replacement for the current, what looks to be apparently aging Lindsey.
#39 | Comment by Sprawl — March 18, 2008 @ 8:01 am
pretty sad when ya watch your older sister turn into a pile of crap right before your eyes…AND YA STILL WANNA BE A STAR!?!….STUPID PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BREED…IN THIS CASE THE LOHAN PARENTS SHOULD OF HAD TUBES TIED AND NUTS CUT OFF AFTER THE FIRST ONE
#40 | Comment by stupid people should not breed — March 20, 2008 @ 6:42 pm
Id hit it. just thought id add that in. Shes quite a little cutie to say the least.
I’m deffinatly looking out for the new reality show that shes gonna be in –
Living Lohan
http://www.thefutoncritic.com/search.aspx?q=lohan&type=titles
Bit like that Osborn show but without the skanky daughter of theirs. Oh and it looks like they promised not to include or mention lindsay in this one at all to get the contract – nice touch.
#41 | Comment by Psyper — March 25, 2008 @ 8:03 am
Lets try that link again
http://www.thefutoncritic.com/devwatch.aspx?id=living_lohan
fuckin laptop
#42 | Comment by Psyper — March 25, 2008 @ 8:05 am