It’s been a little slow around the celeb pic factory the past few days.
So here’s Jessica Alba in a shoot for some magazine I’ve never heard of.
Obviously, this was shot before she had a bun in the oven.
Jessica Alba
dont link this
WAUGH!
This is only more evidence of a cruel and uncaring God. If he was truly benevolent, I would be tapping that.
#1 | Comment by ketch — March 17, 2008 @ 7:04 pm
oooh leggy… lookin sassy but still too dull now a days… still think she peaked during dark angel… maybe into the blue … but now she’s thin and boring (well pre and post preggo)
#2 | Comment by DoctorOfStyle — March 17, 2008 @ 7:12 pm
You all have a case of Teh Gay!!!
Alba IS hot, Has been Hot, and most likely will forever BE Hot!!!
I don’t buy Justin’s hatred of her for a second. He’d tap that like a rabbit on Viagra and speed!
…as any normal hetero-man would!! (Hmmm, maybe that’s his dilema!)
#3 | Comment by MacDaddy — March 17, 2008 @ 7:18 pm
RRRRRRRRRRRAPE!
#4 | Comment by tehpunk — March 17, 2008 @ 7:28 pm
you don’t know Gotham magazine? where do you think the batman and the boy wonder release there photo shoots?
#5 | Comment by Coolstream — March 17, 2008 @ 7:29 pm
barf.
#6 | Comment by Justin L — March 17, 2008 @ 7:49 pm
^^^
does the L after your name stand for Justin Lite?
#7 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 17, 2008 @ 7:51 pm
i still cant forgive her, but id rather have her posts than that loser kristen bell.
#8 | Comment by Xan — March 17, 2008 @ 7:53 pm
Ketch….the fact that Jessica doesn’t have to put up with you tapping her IS strong evidence of the higher being.
#9 | Comment by Rick — March 17, 2008 @ 9:35 pm
She is hot, but I always remember she has herpes :S …
#10 | Comment by Ouch — March 17, 2008 @ 10:25 pm
BARF.
#11 | Comment by Justin — March 18, 2008 @ 12:43 am
She was hot in ‘Idle Hands’ but I think she is hottest in ‘Into the Blue’.
#12 | Comment by Me — March 18, 2008 @ 12:53 am
DAMMMMNNN she is hot.
#13 | Comment by Phil — March 18, 2008 @ 1:32 am
Touche, Rick, touche. But I invoke the anthropic principle and establish that the world exists for me. Of course, whether it exists for my enjoyment or as punishment is yet questionable.
#14 | Comment by ketch — March 18, 2008 @ 2:45 am
BARF!
Wait, “Barf” means totally sexy, hittable and fappable, right?
#15 | Comment by Evil Monkey — March 18, 2008 @ 3:06 am
Good christ, that third pic is the hotness! As is her smile in the fourth one.
I would. And then I would again. And then I would continue until it got sore. And then I’d carry on anyway. 🙂
#16 | Comment by EmJee — March 18, 2008 @ 5:37 am
She looks so much better as a blonde with the blue contacts.
#17 | Comment by pirho — March 18, 2008 @ 7:19 am
It’s a good thing she realizes how bad of an actress she is, so she keeps doing magazines to stay relevant. Too bad she won’t do a nude shoot, even though we’ve all seen her tits already.
#18 | Comment by Nobody — March 18, 2008 @ 10:47 am
I don’t like Jessica (Alba or Beal) because I am a 15 year old girl.
True Story.
#19 | Comment by Justin — March 18, 2008 @ 11:51 am
32 flavors of win
#20 | Comment by mister — March 18, 2008 @ 1:30 pm
#15 actually it means beautiful and really fuckable 😉
and there are apparently some outtake photos or photos they didn’t use that look hot.
#21 | Comment by DoctorOfStyle — March 18, 2008 @ 3:36 pm
I don’t like Jessica (Alba or Beal) because
I amthey are not a 15 year old girl.True Story.
Justin Lite: For the great taste that won’t fill you up and will never let you down.
#22 | Comment by Justin L — March 18, 2008 @ 4:04 pm
You’ve never heard of Gotham. what a philistine
lame pics
#23 | Comment by Batman — March 18, 2008 @ 9:13 pm
Yawn
#24 | Comment by Joe — March 18, 2008 @ 10:21 pm
WHAT, NO POST OF KRISTEN DAVIS NUDE YET???? FOR SHAMEEEEEE
#25 | Comment by MacDaddy — March 19, 2008 @ 8:09 am
Do you remember when Idle Hands was released?
I thought she was the hottest thing walking back then, but now I don’t have the effort anymore. She’s the kind of girl who never puts out. It’s hot for a time but eventually it starts to resemble the JLH route.
#26 | Comment by cobalt — March 19, 2008 @ 9:21 am
There are more pics to that set. POST EM!
#27 | Comment by Goatmaster6 — March 19, 2008 @ 4:14 pm
Yeah, come on, let’s see those Kristin Davis pics. Best thing I’ve heard about them is that they’re from ’92, so she was in her mid-20’s. She looks good enough now, so she was probably even better then.
#28 | Comment by Bender — March 19, 2008 @ 6:43 pm
Kristin Davis FTW.
FTW, is that right? That’s what we’re all saying now, right? Wow, I’m so cool.
#29 | Comment by cobalt — March 19, 2008 @ 7:27 pm
http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2008/03/kristin-davis-sex-tape-update.html
Duh.
#30 | Comment by Steevyn — March 19, 2008 @ 8:45 pm
hey angelbaby, try to get pics of Ashley Alexandra Dupri, from that spizter scandal, she looks hot, if not ask justin to do it, though i don’t think it’s justin’s type of girl
#31 | Comment by Jon — March 19, 2008 @ 11:34 pm
#30 – Thank you. A little bushy, but hey it was ’92. So I guess the least slutty one on the show, turned out to be the most slutty one in real life. That’s okay she was the most attractive/least geriatric one anyways.
#32 | Comment by Evil Monkey — March 20, 2008 @ 12:10 am
#31 – Apparently she was on a Girls Gone Wild video:
http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-CA&brand=sympatico&vid=036987bb-be12-4f13-a422-53d8bbd89c07
So there has definetly got to be some titties floating around on the net somewhere.
#33 | Comment by Evil Monkey — March 20, 2008 @ 12:17 am
#33: And there are conflicting stories. The news reports are saying she was at GGW for her 18th birthday, but TMZ ia saying she was 17 at the time the vids were made.
Keeps this on topic for FUBAR.
#34 | Comment by Gage — March 20, 2008 @ 1:18 am
I was shocked by her appearance~~I have seem a few movies of her,but actually,she didn’t show her virtual attractives~~I am still in expectation for her new films~~
#35 | Comment by lillian — April 2, 2008 @ 9:04 am