Michelle Trachtenberg

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Trachtenbabe has been out and about quite a bit since she landed the bad girl role on Gossip Girl.

I’ve never seen an episode of GG on The CW, but Justin recently told me he was downloading some.

What a girl.

45 thoughts on “Michelle Trachtenberg”

  1. FIRST!

    #1 | Comment by Nigelbrown — May 14, 2008 @ 9:57 pm

  2. Nigelbrown: die!

    Michelle Trachtenberg: hot!

    #2 | Comment by firstkiller — May 14, 2008 @ 10:07 pm

  3. Fapping to Trachtenberg = fail
    Fact

    #3 | Comment by rwell1127 — May 14, 2008 @ 10:17 pm

  4. I am eagerly awaiting the release of the 1st season of Gossip Girl on DVD so I can fap with great furiousity to Leighton Meester and Blake Lively. Shazam!

    #4 | Comment by Elder Young — May 14, 2008 @ 10:31 pm

  5. *fap*fap*fap*fap*

    although i hate her character on GG. and the sexiest girl on the show is….

    …Taylor Momsen

    #5 | Comment by Xan — May 14, 2008 @ 10:42 pm

  6. blake lively ftw.

    although her bikini pics with bf make me sad

    #6 | Comment by DoctorofStyle — May 14, 2008 @ 10:43 pm

  7. #3- Then I have failed quite a few times in my life.

    #7 | Comment by Nobody — May 14, 2008 @ 11:27 pm

  8. Eh… I just noticed she looks like Chelsea Clinton.

    By the way, she is not hot… but you probably figured that out from the Chelsea Clinton comparison.

    #8 | Comment by Paragon — May 15, 2008 @ 12:03 am

  9. You guys are ghay… My dream is for her to make a sex tape….wit me

    #9 | Comment by TheMan — May 15, 2008 @ 12:04 am

  10. She’s kindof hot but not fap hot. More like take a quick peek at before you stop on actually fap-worthy material.

    #10 | Comment by Evil Monkey — May 15, 2008 @ 12:28 am

  11. I think you may be in the closet, Evil Monkey

    #11 | Comment by David — May 15, 2008 @ 1:18 am

  12. #5 I agree, Taylor Momsen is definitely sexy.

    As for Snatchenberg, eh, I liked her when she was in EuroTrip (after seeing the behind-the-scenes topless shot of her).

    It looks like her face’s made of wax in Pic10… which makes her unfappable.

    #12 | Comment by Voyeurism — May 15, 2008 @ 1:23 am

  13. How old is she now?

    #13 | Comment by jason — May 15, 2008 @ 2:07 am

  14. #8- You’re an idiot. She doesn’t look like Chelsea Clinton. Not even close. Definitely fappable.

    #14 | Comment by Milhouse — May 15, 2008 @ 2:25 am

  15. #14 – 22 as of last october.

    #15 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 15, 2008 @ 2:38 am

  16. #12 – Not saying she’s not hot, just a lot hotter chicks out there. And yes I got the Family Guy reference.

    #16 | Comment by Evil Monkey — May 15, 2008 @ 2:43 am

  17. Cankles FTL

    #17 | Comment by fart — May 15, 2008 @ 3:43 am

  18. I saw an ad for THE CIRCUIT, an exciting ABC Family movie where she is a big time race car driver (NASCAR, of course). The bad guy looks to be a MAN who doesn’t think she will make a good driver. I have a feeling she will end up beating him, and he may give her the respect she deserves.

    #18 | Comment by zomg — May 15, 2008 @ 3:54 am

  19. I never banged a member of the tribe before. I’d start with her.

    #19 | Comment by mister — May 15, 2008 @ 5:32 am

  20. i think she purdy.

    #20 | Comment by yesyesyall — May 15, 2008 @ 7:14 am

  21. #13, Apparently I’ve missed something. She’s never topless in Eurotrip (even in the deleted scenes).

    Got links?

    #21 | Comment by Crawley — May 15, 2008 @ 7:38 am

  22. she reminds me of dream of doll

    #22 | Comment by Justin L — May 15, 2008 @ 9:36 am

  23. I’d nail her, if only for the one scene in Eurotrip where she shows off her nice ass in her jeans on the plane…sneaking off to join the mile high club!

    -is now a 2-time member of the mile high club! (One more and I get my gold wings! I have a flight today, we’ll see how it goes!)

    #23 | Comment by MacDaddy — May 15, 2008 @ 9:50 am

  24. i wanna see those boobs by any means necessary.

    #24 | Comment by yesyesyall — May 15, 2008 @ 9:51 am

  25. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: that girl is one hot jew. Yowsa.

    #25 | Comment by marklansing — May 15, 2008 @ 10:07 am

  26. 1: remove excessive amount of paint.
    2: make absolutely sure paint is removed completely.
    3: hit it. slowly.

    girls, please don’t put anything on your face you don’t want to lick from the container.

    #26 | Comment by Anonamemouse — May 15, 2008 @ 10:45 am

  27. no Jew is fappable…. is that wrong of me?

    #27 | Comment by MrBlackGlove — May 15, 2008 @ 11:29 am

  28. wat, she defiantly had a nose job, it’s not as wide as it was.. she looks different

    #28 | Comment by wat — May 15, 2008 @ 12:01 pm

  29. *drools*

    I’d happily be her sex slave. def. fap worthy

    #29 | Comment by Garth2k — May 15, 2008 @ 12:52 pm

  30. 29, yeah, I was thinking the same thing… She looks different, and the nose seems to be oddly shaped at the tip. Almost as odd as SMG’s nose.

    #30 | Comment by Exelis — May 15, 2008 @ 1:13 pm

  31. I still like her. If she’s had a nose job it’s a subtle one.

    #31 | Comment by roscoe — May 15, 2008 @ 5:10 pm

  32. #19 – that plot sounds suspiciously similar to teh Lohan’s Herbie movie. minus the sentient racecar, of course.

    #32 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 15, 2008 @ 5:15 pm

  33. Not amused.

    More Megan Fox boobie pics, please!

    #33 | Comment by Tony — May 15, 2008 @ 5:45 pm

  34. you mean hermie: fully loaded?

    #34 | Comment by Justin L — May 15, 2008 @ 5:56 pm

  35. #28 – Bar Refaeli and Natalie Portman …. just to name two happen to be two of the hottest women alive! Both members of the tribe.

    #35 | Comment by MizzouRah! — May 15, 2008 @ 8:17 pm

  36. barfy: no. fail.
    natalie: not bad, but she wouldn’t exactly give me goosebumps if I saw her in a crowded room.

    #36 | Comment by Justin L — May 15, 2008 @ 8:47 pm

  37. I’m not sure about “goosebumps”, but I’d run my penis through her like a rabbit on meth.

    Goosebumps… pft…. What a gay.

    #37 | Comment by embus — May 15, 2008 @ 8:55 pm

  38. #37:
    barfy: no. fail.
    natalie: not bad, but she wouldn’t exactly give me goosebumps make my butthole quench up if I saw her in a crowded room.

    FTFY

    #38 | Comment by d00d — May 15, 2008 @ 10:56 pm

  39. #36 yes i realize they’re of the tribe…. know all my jews sorry

    #39 | Comment by MrBlackGlove — May 15, 2008 @ 11:03 pm

  40. try the butthole-quenching taste of new gatorade brown.

    #40 | Comment by Justin L — May 15, 2008 @ 11:04 pm

  41. Did anyone notice the arm hair on pic 15? Not the best angle.

    #41 | Comment by Scratch — May 15, 2008 @ 11:56 pm

  42. 35: I thought it was herpes: fully loaded

    #42 | Comment by Ted — May 16, 2008 @ 2:19 am

  43. no 43 that’s the paris hilton biopic.

    #43 | Comment by DoctorofStyle — May 16, 2008 @ 3:11 am

  44. Taylor Momsen is the standout fap material of the GG cast, if for no other reason than the fact that she’s only 15.

    #44 | Comment by Kirito — May 16, 2008 @ 3:39 pm

  45. seconded. we require a taylor momsen post.

    #45 | Comment by Justin L — May 16, 2008 @ 5:01 pm

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