Miley Cyrus

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!

I DRINK IT UP!

There are four other clips on Youtube uploaded by the same person of Miley answering various questions about being chosen for the milk campaign. You know…if you’re interested in that sort of thing.

72 thoughts on “Miley Cyrus

  1. haha I drink your milkshake

    #1 | Comment by Justin L — May 20, 2008 @ 7:25 pm

  2. Anyone have directions to her yard?

    #2 | Comment by Montucky — May 20, 2008 @ 7:26 pm

  3. I can’t wait till she is old enough for me to see her naked private areas

    #3 | Comment by Justin (not THE Justin) — May 20, 2008 @ 7:29 pm

  4. ^^^
    technically, she’s old enough for you to SEE those areas right now (if they are photographed in a non-sexual, “artistic” manner), you just can’t TOUCH those areas yet.

    now you know…and knowing is half the battle!

    #4 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 20, 2008 @ 7:41 pm

  5. 6 months til she’s legal in canada

    #5 | Comment by Justin L — May 20, 2008 @ 7:43 pm

  6. I like how the milk resembles SPERM and Miley BLOWJOB

    #6 | Comment by SUPHER — May 20, 2008 @ 7:53 pm

  7. this is the perfect ad campaign for all disney sluts.

    #7 | Comment by SUPHER — May 20, 2008 @ 7:57 pm

  8. It’s not illegal unless you get caught.

    #8 | Comment by Tony — May 20, 2008 @ 7:58 pm

  9. Eating the flesh of Miley Cyrus is completely legal in America. Even Jesus is jealous.

    #9 | Comment by SUPHER — May 20, 2008 @ 7:59 pm

  10. Justin you could get a bunch of great PR is you had some kind of Filthmonger’s FAQ: ages of consent by state and country, statutes of limitation, etc. Just the basics to keep the audience free of prison.

    #10 | Comment by Kewtr — May 20, 2008 @ 8:01 pm

  11. “…oh yeah, slurp it baby, suck on that straw….oh uh…..hell yeah it makes a body good…..take my milk….”

    😉

    #11 | Comment by QWERTY — May 20, 2008 @ 8:01 pm

  12. #10 – lolz. believe me, i’ve thought many times about uploading this image…

    http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/4444/ageofconsentaw5.png

    we’ve got fubar visitors who should probably use it as their desktop wallpaper.

    #12 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 20, 2008 @ 8:05 pm

  13. Still don’t want.

    #13 | Comment by Nobody — May 20, 2008 @ 8:07 pm

  14. ^enjoys granny porn

    #14 | Comment by SUPHER — May 20, 2008 @ 8:09 pm

  15. I hate Hillary Clinton. I wish she would go away, and then Miley can show me her boobs

    #15 | Comment by Justin (not THE Justin) — May 20, 2008 @ 8:22 pm

  16. 10:
    That age of consent thing is colored very well. Green through blue = Good! Yellow through red = bad!

    #16 | Comment by Grissom — May 20, 2008 @ 8:49 pm

  17. err i meant #12

    #17 | Comment by Grissom — May 20, 2008 @ 8:49 pm

  18. #14- Because I don’t find a 15 year old with a goofy face attractive, I like granny porn? That’s a pretty big jump to make.

    Granted, I do enjoy granny porn, but that’s still a pretty big jump.

    #18 | Comment by Nobody — May 20, 2008 @ 9:34 pm

  19. miley cyrus rules….she just rulz.

    #19 | Comment by Xan — May 20, 2008 @ 9:40 pm

  20. #18 I sorta agree with you about her face. AnnaSophia Robb is way more beautiful and talented. Thought you may disagree with that as well b/c she has huge eyeballs. OH WELL, you still have granny porn! ^_^

    #20 | Comment by SUPHER — May 21, 2008 @ 12:10 am

  21. #20 – Sure granny porn’s great but nothing beats a lemon party!

    #21 | Comment by Smiley — May 21, 2008 @ 12:31 am

  22. Age of consent is 16 in Pennsylvania!

    #22 | Comment by sodapopinski — May 21, 2008 @ 12:34 am

  23. @22 Yes it is.

    #23 | Comment by Shoehorn Oplenty — May 21, 2008 @ 12:58 am

  24. The only difference between this and any other picture of Miley is that in this one, her moustache is white.

    #24 | Comment by een — May 21, 2008 @ 1:11 am

  25. Milky Sanchez.

    #25 | Comment by krome — May 21, 2008 @ 2:35 am

  26. Miley Cyrus: GOT CUM?

    #26 | Comment by Smilin' Bob — May 21, 2008 @ 2:50 am

  27. More Miley. Thx.

    #27 | Comment by DD — May 21, 2008 @ 3:09 am

  28. #21 – That was just wrong you bastard. Uggh, now I’m going to have nightmares.

    On the bright side Miley doesn’t look half as bad to me anymore. Maybe know I can enjoy her with the rest of you.

    #28 | Comment by Evil Monkey — May 21, 2008 @ 3:47 am

  29. Fuck, I’m moving to Canada (and bringing Miley with me).

    #29 | Comment by Kirito — May 21, 2008 @ 4:24 am

  30. We will see her boobs and/or vaj before she’s 18. Walt Disney will fap out of his grave.

    #30 | Comment by SUPHER — May 21, 2008 @ 4:55 am

  31. Still another so-so blond.

    Yawn.

    #31 | Comment by Lee Shembeckler — May 21, 2008 @ 6:24 am

  32. Never understood this milk campaign thing since it began. I still think all the pictures are taken with a seminal subtext in mind.

    She looks rather repulsive here.

    #32 | Comment by cobalt — May 21, 2008 @ 6:54 am

  33. She looks like she’d enjoy my splooge all over her face, the filthy slut!

    #33 | Comment by Smilin' Bob — May 21, 2008 @ 7:03 am

  34. #32 It[Got Milk] is a propaganda campaign by the dairy producers industry to drive profits under the guise of encouraging a healthily diet rich in dairy using the appeal to authority logical fallacy via athlete s and celebrities. QED

    #34 | Comment by LazyTownFan — May 21, 2008 @ 8:55 am

  35. #31 – Blonde? Am I missing something? She sure looks brunette to me.

    #35 | Comment by alberach — May 21, 2008 @ 10:41 am

  36. ^^^

    he MUST be mistaking her for Hannah Montana. but they’re two different people.

    #36 | Comment by Xan — May 21, 2008 @ 11:25 am

  37. Angelbaby that image should be a default pop-up when u enter the site forreal!!!

    #37 | Comment by MrBlackGlove — May 21, 2008 @ 1:14 pm

  38. #36 – no, he’s just a moronic fucktard.

    #38 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 21, 2008 @ 1:15 pm

  39. #37 – I disagree. Forreal.

    #39 | Comment by Nobody — May 21, 2008 @ 1:18 pm

  40. Who is this skank and when can I get to see her “accidental” crotch shot and forget her?

    #40 | Comment by Kahula35 — May 21, 2008 @ 1:19 pm

  41. i don’t think she’s all that cute, really.

    #41 | Comment by brian — May 21, 2008 @ 1:24 pm

  42. 12 – what the hell is Madagascar’s problem?

    #42 | Comment by zomg — May 21, 2008 @ 2:47 pm

  43. ^^^
    the bigger question…wtf is goin on in Yemen?!?

    #43 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 21, 2008 @ 3:00 pm

  44. and the even bigger questions: when is the next flight to yemen? how does one apply for a yemeni marriage license? directions to elementary school plz.

    #44 | Comment by Justin L — May 21, 2008 @ 3:09 pm

  45. #12 – That map must be laminated and taped inside every rusted out windowless van you see cruising around school, playground and community center.

    #45 | Comment by Smiley — May 21, 2008 @ 3:12 pm

  46. #12: 18 in California! HA! That state sucks!

    I usually don’t think much of this Disney chick, but you’re either scared or gay if you don’t think she looks good in that pic.

    #46 | Comment by Tony — May 21, 2008 @ 6:03 pm

  47. was referring to #12 for fucks sake

    #47 | Comment by MrBlackGlove — May 21, 2008 @ 6:08 pm

  48. Billy Ray loves giving Miley milk & cookies as a midnight snack

    #48 | Comment by SUPHER — May 21, 2008 @ 6:48 pm

  49. what I really meant was, Billy Ray JIZZES ON HIS DAUGHTER.

    #49 | Comment by SUPHER — May 21, 2008 @ 6:49 pm

  50. #12 – Ha, 13/14 from where I am. Gotta love underdevelopment.

    #50 | Comment by Deevian — May 21, 2008 @ 7:10 pm

  51. it was 14 here in canada until recently, and it only changed because “we” elected a christian government, which I consider regression

    #51 | Comment by Justin L — May 21, 2008 @ 7:14 pm

  52. I wonder when we’ll get a Miley post in which someone doesn’t make a Billy Ray joke.

    It’ll be a sad day indeed 😛

    Might even break my achy breaky – sorry, couldn’t resist.

    #52 | Comment by cobalt — May 21, 2008 @ 7:48 pm

  53. …nice boobs she’s growing…

    #53 | Comment by Vote for Pedro — May 22, 2008 @ 2:17 am

  54. i wonder what she’d look like with a mullet and pregnant.

    #54 | Comment by yesyesyall — May 22, 2008 @ 7:59 am

  55. 34: You really took Intro to Logic to heart, eh?

    #55 | Comment by Tycho Brahe — May 22, 2008 @ 11:52 am

  56. and it’s more an appeal to common practice anyway

    #56 | Comment by Justin L — May 22, 2008 @ 12:16 pm

  57. #54 – that’s a good question…
    I’ll get her pregnant and you can give her a mullet.

    #57 | Comment by wannaramble — May 22, 2008 @ 4:30 pm

  58. she is not attractive at all

    #58 | Comment by lawl — May 22, 2008 @ 11:29 pm

  59. 56: No, he’s right. Fallacy of authority: they (being celebrities) would know. However, all the logical fallacies turn into either Straw Man or Slippery Slope errors. Or, rather, what does it take to be considered an “authority” on any subject?

    And 58: you have to turn your head to just the right angle, and then BAM! She’s the hottest thing ever. I got it once. Once…

    #59 | Comment by Tycho Brahe — May 22, 2008 @ 11:56 pm

  60. #59 – The angle you’re looking for, if you want to find it again, is one that obscures her face.

    #60 | Comment by Nobody — May 23, 2008 @ 1:30 am

  61. I think it’s more like “all the cool kids are doing it,” trying to give the impression of normalcy and social acceptance, rather than suggesting that miley has some special authority as an individual

    #61 | Comment by Justin L — May 23, 2008 @ 1:39 am

  62. Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

    #62 | Comment by Mike — May 23, 2008 @ 3:33 am

  63. Borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring.

    #63 | Comment by Art Vandelay — May 23, 2008 @ 9:58 am

  64. she can have my milkshake any day

    #64 | Comment by OhMyDog — May 24, 2008 @ 9:43 am

  65. If the whore wants protein, she can drink my creamy manshake.

    #65 | Comment by Smilin' Bob — May 25, 2008 @ 1:20 am

  66. THAT PICTURE CAN BE INTERPRETED IN A SEXUAL MANNER.

    #66 | Comment by zomg — May 25, 2008 @ 1:41 am

  67. SEX SELLS? JAILBAIT SELLS? NO WAI.

    #67 | Comment by SUPHER — May 25, 2008 @ 3:38 am

  68. anna sophia does not look better than Miley, so get over it.

    #68 | Comment by misha — June 7, 2008 @ 1:49 am

  69. Bitch, Miley is very Attractive ass hole.

    #69 | Comment by kevin — June 7, 2008 @ 1:50 am

  70. yummy yummy yummy
    she’s got cum in her tummy

    #70 | Comment by Pedo Pete — June 8, 2008 @ 1:30 am

  71. #53, that’s clearly another benefit of drinking a lot of milk… or at least it’s supposed to be.

    #71 | Comment by StillNotTellingYet — June 28, 2008 @ 12:14 am

  72. If I had anything to do with it, that substance above her top lip would be my hot load of jizz. I tell you. I would ravage her body

    #72 | Comment by Danger — April 4, 2009 @ 2:41 am

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *