China Chow

I hadn’t seen China since her debut in The Big Hit (she was kyute in her schoolgirl outfit), and then she popped up in the pilot episode of Burn Notice last year (it’s a good show for anyone who hasn’t seen it). Apparently, she also did a voice for Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

Now she’s dating Keanu Reeves, or perhaps she just enjoys spending time hanging out topless with him on French Riviera beaches. They’d spawn some interesting offspring, as her parents were Chinese-Scot and German-Japanese, and Neo’s background is English-Hawaiian-Chinese-Portugese.

Keanu better watch himself, Miss Chow could put an eye out with those things.

34 thoughts on “China Chow

  1. Perky.

    And pointy.

    #1 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — June 18, 2008 @ 7:21 pm

  2. Eh, Keanu could do better…

    FIRST.

    #2 | Comment by Voyeurism — June 18, 2008 @ 7:33 pm

  3. ^^^
    um…

    NO.

    #3 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 18, 2008 @ 7:37 pm

  4. hadn’t been a post this good in a while.

    #4 | Comment by Xan — June 18, 2008 @ 7:40 pm

  5. men not bad at least she’s part Asian

    #5 | Comment by DoctorOfStyle — June 18, 2008 @ 8:08 pm

  6. id like to chow down on china

    #6 | Comment by Justin — June 18, 2008 @ 9:05 pm

  7. Beats the hell out of those JoJo pics!

    #7 | Comment by Tanaka — June 18, 2008 @ 9:07 pm

  8. who in the world is she? have to go back to Burn Notice.

    #8 | Comment by Kewtr — June 18, 2008 @ 10:13 pm

  9. keanu reeves makes me want to never watch movies again.

    #9 | Comment by Ted — June 18, 2008 @ 11:20 pm

  10. Based on his reaction (oh, and her nipples sticking out 2″) I’d say the water was damn cold.

    Nice post!

    #10 | Comment by Art Vandelay — June 18, 2008 @ 11:33 pm

  11. Thank you. I love you more than ever.

    #11 | Comment by I love you more now. — June 18, 2008 @ 11:52 pm

  12. China Chow is AngelBaby. Fact.

    #12 | Comment by Grammaton_Cleric — June 18, 2008 @ 11:55 pm

  13. will fap to these pics later tonight

    #13 | Comment by Justin — June 19, 2008 @ 12:33 am

  14. One word….WHOA

    #14 | Comment by darkstar — June 19, 2008 @ 1:35 am

  15. Are those Home Grown?

    #15 | Comment by Smiley — June 19, 2008 @ 2:25 am

  16. They are both pasty, and have that concerned look on their faces like they need to take a dump.

    #16 | Comment by Dr. D — June 19, 2008 @ 2:36 am

  17. Whoaa…

    (Sorry just had to bring out the lame Keanu “Whoa” for those titties)

    #17 | Comment by Evil Monkey — June 19, 2008 @ 2:36 am

  18. She gives me yellow fever…or is it a pastel yellow cream fever. Whatever, she’s hot!

    #18 | Comment by HungryMan — June 19, 2008 @ 3:15 am

  19. Wow, this post totally makes up for the Megan Fox short-sell a few weeks back.

    I remember her in vividly from that scene from the Big Hit. In fact I looked up ‘Cock Tease’ in a dictionary and that scene was there.

    #19 | Comment by cobalt — June 19, 2008 @ 6:44 am

  20. OK I may have made a grave error in judgment with my comment. What I meant to say was, China could do better!

    Erm.

    #20 | Comment by Voyeurism — June 19, 2008 @ 8:02 am

  21. Is it sad that I was hoping for an upskirt from the lady in the background in image18?

    #21 | Comment by Voyeurism — June 19, 2008 @ 8:05 am

  22. Yep water is usually cold there in June, and the weather hasn’t been good for like a month… Anyway, great post, she’s very fappable 🙂

    #22 | Comment by carantmal — June 19, 2008 @ 9:03 am

  23. some women just look better in cloths! and she is one of them!

    #23 | Comment by MacDaddy — June 19, 2008 @ 9:09 am

  24. Very nice. I vaguely remember watching The Big Hit once on TNT like 4 years ago. I think it was a decent movie.

    Anyway, this chick is relevant to my fapping interests. Thanks AngelBaby.

    #24 | Comment by Nobody — June 19, 2008 @ 1:49 pm

  25. tasty, but no more so than 1M other girls in the world. I agree that Keanu could do better–but who knows maybe she’s really nice.

    #25 | Comment by mister — June 19, 2008 @ 3:46 pm

  26. Nothing I love better then some hard Asian nipples. They could be weapons in the right hands…namely mine.

    #26 | Comment by Milky White Residue — June 19, 2008 @ 6:22 pm

  27. I love how Asians always have big nipples.

    I thought Neo liked the sausage?

    #27 | Comment by Tony — June 19, 2008 @ 7:06 pm

  28. wtf is up with Keanu’s scar-looking thing on his abdomen?

    #28 | Comment by sparkky — June 19, 2008 @ 11:04 pm

  29. more chabert.

    #29 | Comment by edc — June 19, 2008 @ 11:35 pm

  30. #28- wtf is up with you looking at Keanu? Focus on the topless chick.

    #30 | Comment by Nobody — June 20, 2008 @ 1:00 am

  31. #28 that is his happy trail

    #31 | Comment by LazyTownFan — June 20, 2008 @ 3:09 am

  32. #28- Dude, didn’t you see the Matrix?!? That’s where they pulled that thing out of his stomach. Whoa!

    #32 | Comment by Morph — June 20, 2008 @ 3:14 am

  33. more chabert – and bill and ted.

    #33 | Comment by meh — June 21, 2008 @ 9:20 am

  34. cool! keanu has the same swimmers as i do!
    (of course i had them first!)

    she can poke those pointees in my direction anytime…

    #34 | Comment by Anonamemouse — June 22, 2008 @ 2:56 am

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