39 thoughts on “Jessica Alba”

  1. It’d be hotter if she was licking the Macbook.

    #1 | Comment by wooly — June 21, 2008 @ 3:59 am

  2. It would be better if she was naked!!

    #2 | Comment by Justin's better half — June 21, 2008 @ 4:13 am

  3. It would be hotter if she was still 13.

    #3 | Comment by dex — June 21, 2008 @ 4:32 am

  4. it would be hotter of it was mike myers

    #4 | Comment by JM — June 21, 2008 @ 6:24 am

  5. Hot naked 13 year old Mike Meyers licking a macbook FTW.

    #5 | Comment by Corsair — June 21, 2008 @ 6:59 am

  6. @3:

    Anyone got those episodes of “Alex Mack”?

    #6 | Comment by WHY? — June 21, 2008 @ 7:06 am

  7. Highly appropriate that all signs indicate that this film is going to do as well as the Leafs.

    #7 | Comment by Kelvin — June 21, 2008 @ 7:21 am

  8. Mmm.. boobies.

    #8 | Comment by Dr. D — June 21, 2008 @ 9:04 am

  9. chabert

    #9 | Comment by meh — June 21, 2008 @ 9:17 am

  10. Look, #9, Chabert is *not* *going* to *happen*, ok?

    I would also prefer 13-year-old Alba (that is, 16-year-old if Alba Interpol are reading).

    #10 | Comment by cobalt — June 21, 2008 @ 6:46 pm

  11. lol macs suck ass

    #11 | Comment by rofl — June 21, 2008 @ 7:07 pm

  12. Why am a looking at photos of a 27 year old?

    #12 | Comment by TGM — June 21, 2008 @ 9:13 pm

  13. #12 is a fucking idiot

    #13 | Comment by rofl — June 21, 2008 @ 9:27 pm

  14. God damn she’s hot. I saw the movie yesterday… Awesome movie for Leafs fans, closest we will ever come to winning a cup!!! lol

    #14 | Comment by Marty McFly — June 21, 2008 @ 10:26 pm

  15. LOL at #13

    #15 | Comment by TGM — June 22, 2008 @ 2:11 am

  16. #14 – cup comment = true

    #16 | Comment by Topher — June 22, 2008 @ 2:19 am

  17. #12- Because hotness is not an age-related thing. Hot is hot, no matter the age.

    #17 | Comment by Nobody — June 22, 2008 @ 2:19 am

  18. #11 – no u suck ass

    #18 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 22, 2008 @ 3:18 am

  19. yea have fun paying out the ass for a brand name

    #19 | Comment by rofl — June 22, 2008 @ 3:51 am

  20. ^^^
    have fun constantly running your virus/malware scanning software in the background and reinstalling your OS every other month.

    #20 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 22, 2008 @ 4:42 am

  21. ^^^
    dont need to constantly run virus and malware scanners if you arent an idiot
    dont need to reinstall your os every other month if you arent an idiot

    #21 | Comment by rofl — June 22, 2008 @ 4:57 am

  22. ^^^
    like i said…have fun constantly running your virus/malware scanning software in the background and reinstalling your OS every other month.

    #22 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 22, 2008 @ 4:58 am

  23. ^^^
    AB: what u wearin?

    #23 | Comment by TGM — June 22, 2008 @ 5:55 am

  24. img 5 is not working, can you fix it Angelbaby, yes he can!

    Time to get busy.
    Such a lot to do!
    Building and fixing
    ’til it’s good as new.
    Angelbaby and the gang
    make a really good sound.
    Working all day(not really)
    till the sun goes down.

    Angelbaby
    Can he fix it?
    Angelbaby
    Yes he can!

    #24 | Comment by Lefkos — June 22, 2008 @ 6:01 am

  25. I liked her on the Flipper remake

    #25 | Comment by professor snip — June 22, 2008 @ 7:04 am

  26. amen to #11

    #26 | Comment by Milton McFuck — June 22, 2008 @ 8:18 am

  27. acne FTL

    #27 | Comment by shaggy23 — June 22, 2008 @ 10:48 am

  28. #24 – yes we can!

    #28 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 22, 2008 @ 1:31 pm

  29. I think she’s giving me BollyWOOD.

    #29 | Comment by Evil Monkey — June 22, 2008 @ 2:11 pm

  30. As a Brown-Canadian, this movie appears to be perfect for me:

    *The only way I will ever get to see the Leafs win the Cup (or even not suck).
    *References to the country of my descent
    *Douchebag Justin Timberlake plays the rival, so one can only assume he gets fucked over by the end
    *Hot Jessica Alba!

    Yup, it’s got everything a Brown-Canadian could ask for. Too bad it looks like a pile of shit.

    #30 | Comment by Evil Monkey — June 22, 2008 @ 2:16 pm

  31. First, to clarify:
    1. If you notice a computer in a photo of Alba you are gay.
    2. If you care what kind it is you are a gay dork.

    When I see Alba in one of her “Little Miss Innocent” poses I want to bend her over the nearest table and violently buttsecks her, which is

    3. Almost gay.

    🙂

    #31 | Comment by mister — June 22, 2008 @ 8:08 pm

  32. ^^^
    i accept your premise.

    i’d be gay for Alba.

    #32 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 22, 2008 @ 8:15 pm

  33. ^^^ Is that gayness only restricted to Alba? If not are there any pics?

    Either way, if you could post what I’m picturing in my mind it would probably crash your server.

    #33 | Comment by Evil Monkey — June 22, 2008 @ 10:40 pm

  34. does jessica alba know shes a milf

    #34 | Comment by lsfdkj — June 23, 2008 @ 1:17 am

  35. ^^^
    i feel quite certain that someone has mentioned this fact to her.

    #35 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 23, 2008 @ 1:59 am

  36. I would do illegal things for a pair of her panties.

    #36 | Comment by Dave — June 23, 2008 @ 1:14 pm

  37. mostsupaawsumo shuh bear!

    #37 | Comment by edc — June 23, 2008 @ 3:28 pm

  38. #36 what I would do TO her panties is illegal in 9 states and 27 foreign countries.

    #38 | Comment by mister — June 23, 2008 @ 5:05 pm

  39. Thanx AngelBaby!

    #39 | Comment by Lefkos — June 28, 2008 @ 8:53 pm

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