This is a fairly well-known pic of a celebrity. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to click on the pic to get the hi res version, study it (I’d recommend doing this on an empty stomach) and post in the comments who you think it might be.
WHO AM I?
When someone guesses correctly, I’ll post the full pic.
ZOMGWTFALYSSAMILANO
is it prince? and 1st?
#1 | Comment by chris c — August 21, 2008 @ 1:49 am
Sacha Baron Cohan or however you spell it?
#2 | Comment by El Maybonics — August 21, 2008 @ 1:49 am
#1 – nope.
#2 – nope.
#3 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 21, 2008 @ 1:52 am
Angelina Jolie?
#4 | Comment by Paragon — August 21, 2008 @ 1:52 am
#4 – nope.
#5 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 21, 2008 @ 1:53 am
alyssa milano
#6 | Comment by vincent — August 21, 2008 @ 1:55 am
#6 – winrar is u!
#7 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 21, 2008 @ 1:56 am
Jake Gyllenhaal?
#8 | Comment by Denver Dan — August 21, 2008 @ 1:56 am
i knew she was hairy…. but not that hairy.
yey! what do i win.
#9 | Comment by vincent — August 21, 2008 @ 1:57 am
#9 – respect?
#10 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 21, 2008 @ 1:58 am
rolfcoaster
#11 | Comment by Xan — August 21, 2008 @ 2:33 am
Ah ABaby that’s the best pic you’ve posted in awhile!!! Alyssa is still my all time favourite. I’m a few months older than her, so lets just say she got me through those HARD teenage years!! The rest of you can have all those unfit chubby young ones, I’ll take Alyssa over them any day, that’s what a real woman looks like. Well maybe little miss Amanda Bynes still has a shot…
#12 | Comment by LittleButNoHope — August 21, 2008 @ 2:57 am
that looks like quite the treasure trail.
#13 | Comment by DoctorOfStyle — August 21, 2008 @ 2:59 am
She should cut down on the birth control pills.
#14 | Comment by Crackpot — August 21, 2008 @ 3:16 am
Mmm… Alyssa Manarmo is so hot.
#15 | Comment by Nobody — August 21, 2008 @ 3:25 am
M’eh, who cares? Let her get waxed or lazered or whatever, then bang the shit out of her. Alysssa Milano would be hot even if she had Robin Williams’ arms.
#16 | Comment by Evil Monkey — August 21, 2008 @ 3:36 am
With today’s editing abilities you would think they would air brush those pictures a bit more.
#17 | Comment by Kee Man — August 21, 2008 @ 3:44 am
Can we get a picture of her penis now?
#18 | Comment by dex — August 21, 2008 @ 3:46 am
Is this Tony, the guy that I get my take out pizza from? No?
Oh, contest’s over? Sorry. But he/she does have a cock, right?
#19 | Comment by Smiley — August 21, 2008 @ 5:04 am
BTW, what’s with this Mr. Skin ad showing some 71-year old’s tits? I don’t need to see this shit. My life’s unpleasant enough as it is.
#20 | Comment by lil' Dick — August 21, 2008 @ 5:15 am
#18 – Angelbaby’s?
#21 | Comment by smash — August 21, 2008 @ 6:18 am
zing
#22 | Comment by gulliver — August 21, 2008 @ 7:10 am
It’s Obviously Jim Carrey
#23 | Comment by Alpo — August 21, 2008 @ 8:49 am
I wasn’t sure about the happy trail, but the arms were a dead giveaway
#24 | Comment by idl3mind — August 21, 2008 @ 9:05 am
Yikes, hairy!
#25 | Comment by Marty McFly — August 21, 2008 @ 9:28 am
Dude, she’s Italian, she’s gonna have a bit of extra hair.
You know you’d still hit it.
#26 | Comment by Brian — August 21, 2008 @ 9:55 am
exactly.
#27 | Comment by vandelay — August 21, 2008 @ 11:34 am
Maybe even invite Angela for a 3 way
#28 | Comment by Sick Bass Terd — August 21, 2008 @ 11:55 am
without looking at any of the comments (i swear) i’d have to say alyssa milano.
#29 | Comment by yawn — August 21, 2008 @ 12:35 pm
woo+
#30 | Comment by yawn — August 21, 2008 @ 12:35 pm
#20 i laughed so hard at that… then tried so hard to suppress it.. that i made some really strange noise… just as someone walked past my office lol…
#31 | Comment by yawn — August 21, 2008 @ 12:38 pm
#20/31 – I just noticed that ad. “Senior TITizens” that’s just wrong. Don’t they realize what site their advertising on and how that is the opposite of what we want to look at.
Oh well, Justin probably enjoys it. Although, they are missing Susan Sarandon.
#32 | Comment by Evil Monkey — August 21, 2008 @ 12:46 pm
dude that is hawt
#33 | Comment by a... shubbery — August 21, 2008 @ 1:57 pm
Madonna?
#34 | Comment by crabby — August 21, 2008 @ 1:58 pm
#26
Clearly she’s half Italian ,and half monkey
#35 | Comment by brianbull1 — August 21, 2008 @ 3:18 pm
I thought that was going to be Rob Schneider from that movie he did with Lindsay Lohan or whatever.
Wow.
#36 | Comment by Dave — August 21, 2008 @ 3:35 pm
I’m surprised no one guessed “AngelBaby” for the picture…
#37 | Comment by dex — August 21, 2008 @ 5:08 pm
^^^
shut.
#38 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 21, 2008 @ 5:35 pm
I knew guineas were hairy but DAYUM! A treasure trail and friggin’ bear arms, holy crap!
#39 | Comment by Tony — August 21, 2008 @ 5:36 pm
she’s HAIRY, like ANIMAL!
#40 | Comment by Jon — August 21, 2008 @ 5:54 pm
I thought that was just some gay dude or a promo shot from Will & Grace or some shit like that. I didn’t think It would be such hotness…
#41 | Comment by JZ — August 21, 2008 @ 6:01 pm
SHE IS GAY. AND FAGGOT.
#42 | Comment by yesyesyall — August 21, 2008 @ 6:27 pm
I knew it was her instantly. Either her or Chriqui. I remember those forearms from the last time it was posted about here.
Before she was still extremely fappable, but it looks like she’s had arm transplants from Michael Phelps.
And that. That is not fappable at all.
#43 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 21, 2008 @ 6:41 pm
zomg!
#44 | Comment by lawl — August 21, 2008 @ 6:51 pm
Wish I’d seen this earlier, I’d have recognized that upper bush anywhere.
If you think that’s bad (and I don’t, I love it) imagine her on all fours in front of you, bearded clam hanging out and the trail going all up her ass crack. Get over it, we’re fucking mammals.
#45 | Comment by girlfetish — August 21, 2008 @ 6:58 pm
what a gross bitch
#46 | Comment by MarkM — August 21, 2008 @ 8:21 pm
#42 – YOU ARE PUNK. WORSE THAN MICHAEL JACKSON.
#47 | Comment by Mike — August 21, 2008 @ 8:23 pm
ha. i guessed milano. that was pretty upsetting. i hoped it wasn’t her.
#48 | Comment by paul — August 21, 2008 @ 8:48 pm
Why did you photoshop Alyssa Milano’s head onto some gay dude’s body?
#49 | Comment by Bob — August 21, 2008 @ 10:56 pm
I still say it could be Prince. He would totally pierce his navel and be in a gay pose like that. plus then the hairy arms and crap make more sense.
#50 | Comment by chris c — August 22, 2008 @ 12:03 am
The person in the picture is Brad Pitt on a recent shoot for GQ.
#51 | Comment by Right Guy — August 22, 2008 @ 12:54 am
Photoshop is fun… except for this… my boyhood years are now a scarred memory
#52 | Comment by Right Guy — August 22, 2008 @ 12:57 am
#47
JABRONI!
#53 | Comment by yesyesyall — August 22, 2008 @ 1:21 am
Every time I stroke her fur she screams with pleasure.
(or maybe it’s just me.) ;-P
#54 | Comment by Fred — August 22, 2008 @ 1:40 am
Cookie Monster?
#55 | Comment by Gordon — August 22, 2008 @ 3:19 am
I’m surprised no one posted pics of Payden Panettiere considering it was her birthday on Thursday.
#56 | Comment by pirho — August 22, 2008 @ 7:39 am
Danza is looking at these moaning “why didn’t I hit it when I had the chance? Why, God, why?!”
#57 | Comment by Chris — August 22, 2008 @ 9:55 am
I could have sworn that was Adrian Zmed.
#58 | Comment by Zilla — August 22, 2008 @ 11:22 am
i want to comb her arms
#59 | Comment by Justin — August 22, 2008 @ 12:09 pm
Ahhhh. This website is devoted to furries.
#60 | Comment by QA Guy — August 22, 2008 @ 2:27 pm
haha! i was gonna guess it was a guy – i.e. the hairy stomach and arms
#61 | Comment by viking — August 22, 2008 @ 5:08 pm
oh…and she could easily play sarah connor in the next terminator movie
#62 | Comment by honky — August 22, 2008 @ 5:09 pm
I was going to guess Andy Dick..haha
#63 | Comment by Eric — August 22, 2008 @ 8:42 pm
this is either David Beckham or Brad Pitt..
this is not a girl… don’t show the picture if this is a guy.
#64 | Comment by impetigo — August 22, 2008 @ 10:45 pm
It is alyssa milano
#65 | Comment by Mike — August 23, 2008 @ 4:53 pm
Who cares…unless it’s a free picture of an underage and naked girl don’t bother posting. Standards, people!
Speaking of Mr. Skin, is anyone else annoyed that he’s started making cameos? WTF? I want to see tits and ass, not his ugly mug in a leisure suit that his webmaster salary could scrounge up.
#66 | Comment by Casey Aldridge — August 23, 2008 @ 10:15 pm
ok, we need to get a new post on here quick! i’m tired of coming here an seein that damn hairy stomach every day!
#67 | Comment by getting tired of this — August 23, 2008 @ 10:25 pm
#65 – lowercase that shit
#68 | Comment by Mike — August 24, 2008 @ 11:48 am
update more Panettiere or Cyrus Or Bell Or Fox
#69 | Comment by Animated Hayden Panettiere — August 24, 2008 @ 1:11 pm
OH my fucking God, update the site. I don’t care if it’s a Sunday. What bothers me is Milano. Three words: Nineteen Seventy Two. I don’t care about chicks born in 1972.
Milano has never possessed proper, major-league hotness. She’s the kind of woman idolised by middle-aged truckers and guys who think that alcohol can only be bought in the form of Bud Light or Coors.
#70 | Comment by cobalt — August 24, 2008 @ 2:59 pm
For the love of god, post something new, pretty and a little less hairy.
Don’t get me wrong, Alyssa Milano is attractive, but the hairy arms and the happy trial is a little much.
New post…please???
#71 | Comment by B — August 24, 2008 @ 5:41 pm
That much hair on the stomach, it’s a guy.
#72 | Comment by foo — August 24, 2008 @ 10:38 pm
Wow, That’s terrible. I know she’s Italian and all but so am I and even I ain’t that fucking hairy.
And I’m a guy.
Damn, Seriously Alyssa, Get a waxing or slide a shick.
#73 | Comment by foo — August 24, 2008 @ 10:40 pm
sexy. i dig it. women or girls, hairy or bald, i love em. i’ll take a nice 10 yr old bald snatch or a nice hairy 30 year old sportin her happy trail in a semi high res pic. women and girls > boys and men
#74 | Comment by i hate you all — August 25, 2008 @ 12:42 am
tis the crossdressing boxer De La Hoya perhaps…
#75 | Comment by Homer — August 25, 2008 @ 12:32 pm
rob snyder
#76 | Comment by niggerboy — August 26, 2008 @ 4:19 am
Jesus will you post the full pic of Alyssa Milano already…
#77 | Comment by Dank — August 26, 2008 @ 11:49 am
^^^
um…it was posted about 5 minutes after the post originally went up.
dur.
#78 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 26, 2008 @ 12:41 pm
Fake. No way AM takes a picture that makes her look like Lou Ferrigno with tits.
#79 | Comment by mister — August 26, 2008 @ 7:20 pm
If I wanted to look at a hairy brute with tits I’d just look in the mirror.
#80 | Comment by Kito — August 27, 2008 @ 2:27 am
I was thinking rob schneider .
#81 | Comment by Jakattak — September 5, 2008 @ 12:11 am
I remember seeing her in Charmed and my first thought was “Damn, she’s hairy.” Followed by “Wow, Holly Marie Combs has a weird scar in her eyebrow.”
#82 | Comment by Anony Mouse — September 8, 2008 @ 1:26 pm
I guessed Roxanne Dawson, not bad i think , both are about 40 years old and hairy
#83 | Comment by lickfanaticguy — September 12, 2008 @ 11:21 am