86 thoughts on “HAYDEN PANETTIERE”

  1. Cute, but chunky thighs…

    #1 | Comment by flyboy — August 26, 2008 @ 12:26 am

  2. Meh of a post.

    #2 | Comment by Sodapopinski — August 26, 2008 @ 12:28 am

  3. #1 typo, I think you mean

    Cute, chunky thighs, butt…

    #3 | Comment by Kewtr — August 26, 2008 @ 12:33 am

  4. Look at them hips. An Amish man’s dream.

    #4 | Comment by Richard — August 26, 2008 @ 1:12 am

  5. Quit screwing around and post some AnnaSophia Robb before she gets any older.

    #5 | Comment by zomg — August 26, 2008 @ 1:13 am

  6. i want to lick her

    #6 | Comment by jinjang — August 26, 2008 @ 1:16 am

  7. She’s turning into a chunky little bunny. Pity none of its on her tits.

    Who’s AnnaSophia ?? [cue google image search] Ohhh.. yeah post her Justin.

    #7 | Comment by Lock — August 26, 2008 @ 1:25 am

  8. Wow, there needs to be a lot more of these.

    #8 | Comment by Nobody — August 26, 2008 @ 1:25 am

  9. Anyone notice that the number of Hayden posts dropped significantly since her last B-day? There were tons of pics out there of her in bikinis, or even short cut-off shorts, but almost nothing on this site. I wonder if it had anything to do with the fact she turned 18 on her last B-day?

    Yeah, I think that might be it.

    #9 | Comment by Evil Monkey — August 26, 2008 @ 1:27 am

  10. ^^^
    i can neither confirm nor deny this theory.

    #10 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 26, 2008 @ 1:28 am

  11. Is a “Shabooya” bigger than just a regular Booya? Were does Boo-yaka fit on that scale?

    #11 | Comment by Evil Monkey — August 26, 2008 @ 1:29 am

  12. I actually used to say booyes a long time ago 🙁

    #12 | Comment by zomg — August 26, 2008 @ 1:31 am

  13. #4 – True. Those ample hips and thighs will birth many fine sons for Jebediah and raise the barn. Not to mention help pulling the ox cart during the fall harvest.

    #13 | Comment by Smiley — August 26, 2008 @ 1:57 am

  14. “#6… Agreed.”

    #14 | Comment by Ryu — August 26, 2008 @ 1:58 am

  15. #13 – She can raise my barn and pull my ox cart any time.

    Or does that not really work?

    #15 | Comment by Nobody — August 26, 2008 @ 2:19 am

  16. #15 – Hey, those pictures helped raise a pup tent. Not a barn, but a pup tent. In my pants.

    Damn you, Asian small penis gene! Damn you to Hell!!! *sob*.

    Seriously, Are these not the greatest birthday party pictures in the world? It looks like she went to her pimp’s mansion and drank a batch of PCP spiked KoolAid or something. How else would you explain the gold lame bikini, the bling, the bullet/coke spoon necklace and the ‘Shabooya” head gear? She’s gotta be trippin’.

    #16 | Comment by Smiley — August 26, 2008 @ 3:05 am

  17. You forgot to include the nipple slip one. http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/0808/hayden-panettiere-bikini-1-09.jpg

    #17 | Comment by DontLeaveTheBestOneOut — August 26, 2008 @ 3:12 am

  18. I’m still waiting for pics of her making out with Kristen Bell.

    #18 | Comment by Milhouse — August 26, 2008 @ 3:46 am

  19. #17 – ego don’t like direct links. insta-fail

    http://egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/hayden-panettiere/hayden-panettiere-nipple-slip-bikini-birthday-003931

    FAILURE TO BLOCK!

    #19 | Comment by dex — August 26, 2008 @ 4:00 am

  20. #19 – Cause highlighting and copy/pasting into the URL window is too much work for Panettiere nipple.

    #20 | Comment by DontLeaveTheBestOneOut — August 26, 2008 @ 4:15 am

  21. #18 – When the number of clicks for those pictures reaches infinity, does the universe collapse in on itself?

    #21 | Comment by Guy Perkins — August 26, 2008 @ 5:15 am

  22. Wow, how sexy… NOT. Honestly, who finds an ugly midget with a ridiculous hat on sexy?

    #22 | Comment by Franc — August 26, 2008 @ 6:17 am

  23. #22 – word.

    #23 | Comment by smash — August 26, 2008 @ 6:23 am

  24. I’m allergic to midgets. Next.

    #24 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — August 26, 2008 @ 6:40 am

  25. @dex

    Your link blows

    Try this one: http://www.nudography.com/NewsPicture.aspx?IDNews=2800&IDNewsPicture=4150

    #25 | Comment by loophole — August 26, 2008 @ 9:09 am

  26. #19 and #25:

    There’s about as much slip there as work boots on a shag carpet.

    I would however take Ms. P from the rear. She’d have some hips to hold.

    #26 | Comment by Tom K. — August 26, 2008 @ 10:58 am

  27. I want to bite that sweet, round ass!!

    #27 | Comment by Greggmcg — August 26, 2008 @ 11:33 am

  28. 10 out of 10 for the pornstar bikini.

    #28 | Comment by cobalt — August 26, 2008 @ 12:19 pm

  29. 24. Phil mmkay, would you be allergic to my fist, asshole? next! yeah ,next….yeah yer real coool…asshole

    #29 | Comment by al — August 26, 2008 @ 3:01 pm

  30. I see her pushing maximum density very soon, within a couple of years. Cute right now but getting thicker right before our eyes. I notice a big difference in those thighs in just a year.

    #30 | Comment by Timmyyyy — August 26, 2008 @ 5:10 pm

  31. lolwhat?

    #31 | Comment by LazyTownFan — August 26, 2008 @ 6:11 pm

  32. Cheerleader thighs FTW, I’d hit it with The Haitian’s dick.

    #32 | Comment by mister — August 26, 2008 @ 7:27 pm

  33. PUHLEEESE – We all would so hit that in a heartbeat! Hips – ummm… perfect for grabbing so she doesn’t slip away as you’re lubing her butthole.

    Hayden – it’s what’s for dinner!

    WP

    #33 | Comment by Webpager — August 26, 2008 @ 9:09 pm

  34. that’s the best hat ever, i need to make that myself

    #34 | Comment by Jon — August 26, 2008 @ 11:03 pm

  35. needs more McCurdy!

    #35 | Comment by ocho-cinco — August 27, 2008 @ 1:35 am

  36. needs more Bell n Panettiere

    #36 | Comment by Claire Benet — August 27, 2008 @ 5:08 am

  37. You’re requesting Hayden pics ON a Hayden post?

    This is further proof that all Kristen Bell fans are badly-programmed androids.

    #37 | Comment by cobalt — August 27, 2008 @ 6:21 am

  38. I got Heroes S2 on BRD today… Hayden and Bell together FTW.

    #38 | Comment by dex — August 27, 2008 @ 7:18 am

  39. #22 – Did you really use a “Not”? So does that make you Wayne or Garth? Either way – Lame.

    #39 | Comment by Evil Monkey — August 27, 2008 @ 11:53 am

  40. That makes me “has more taste than you”.

    #40 | Comment by Franc — August 27, 2008 @ 12:27 pm

  41. She looked hotter on ‘Malcom in the Middle’ – Meh.

    #41 | Comment by underneon — August 27, 2008 @ 5:30 pm

  42. Using “Not” makes you have more taste than me? I wish I had known that before. From now on I’ll be busting out the “Alrighty..then”, the “Yeah, baby, yeah”, “Schwing” and any other ’90s catch phrase I can think of. Everyone will think I have a ton of class, unless “Homey don’t play that”.

    #42 | Comment by Evil Monkey — August 27, 2008 @ 9:50 pm

  43. i want picture hayden with kristen not hayden alone

    #43 | Comment by Andriod Hayden Panettiere — August 27, 2008 @ 10:48 pm

  44. Nice English Franc! I pity the fool who can’t speak English.

    #44 | Comment by Not Franc — August 27, 2008 @ 11:43 pm

  45. Putting Kristen Bell next to Hayden is like putting T-1000 next to JonBenet Ramset – somebody is going to get hurt.

    Be careful Evil Monkey, if anybody happens to reel off 3 consecutive Ace Ventura quotes the world automatically regresses to 1993. And if you ever say ‘Hi Sam!’ while in your bedroom a ladder will be propped against the window and a badly age-cast pervert will climb through.

    Fucking scary at times, the 90s…

    #45 | Comment by cobalt — August 28, 2008 @ 6:40 am

  46. She hasn’t been interesting since she turned 18.

    Anyone ever see that Law & Order episode where she plays a schoolgirl who sucks cocks for designer clothing >_>

    #46 | Comment by meh — August 28, 2008 @ 7:43 am

  47. Yo!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m46Nwj30QI

    #47 | Comment by pwrdrive — August 28, 2008 @ 8:07 am

  48. we need more nude posts!
    these things are too innocent,needs more posts like egotastic.com!

    and posts more often!
    not one in a week or so…

    epic fail

    #48 | Comment by honky — August 28, 2008 @ 8:49 am

  49. Who is this fat clown in a bikini?…

    #49 | Comment by http://www.binbango.com/?p=221154 — August 28, 2008 @ 12:20 pm

  50. #44

    Just form 1 sentence in german.

    #50 | Comment by Franc — August 28, 2008 @ 12:42 pm

  51. heros will end soon. she do’ll some bad movies. people will forget
    about her. maybe in 2 years she’ll do playboy …….

    lots of fake nudes here .. not safe for work or kids or something.

    http://www.haydenpanettierenaked.net/

    #51 | Comment by lsfdkj — August 28, 2008 @ 2:14 pm

  52. i think i am the only one here who never found this girl attractive.

    #52 | Comment by michael jackson — August 28, 2008 @ 3:51 pm

  53. How about:

    Ich will nicht Deutsch sein.

    Is that any good?? Seriously, I’ll be so impressed if I got that right. I’ll do a little dance.

    I can also say:

    Ich kann nicht die Flughafen finden.

    Had to use that once. Bad experience.

    #53 | Comment by cobalt — August 28, 2008 @ 4:11 pm

  54. >Wow, how sexy… NOT. Honestly, who finds an ugly midget with a ridiculous hat on sexy?

    Word.

    #54 | Comment by anti-pop — August 28, 2008 @ 4:50 pm

  55. 39- Sh’yeah! As if!

    #55 | Comment by Tycho Brahe — August 28, 2008 @ 5:36 pm

  56. The only german I know is from that old Wolfenstein game. That game was the shit back in the day. So kids, next time your playing a game like Halo or something, show some respect to the originator, Wolfenstein.

    Also with all the shots being taken at Hayden for being a “midget”, I am surprised nobody used that pointy hat as an opportunity to make a crack referring to her as a garden gnome.

    #56 | Comment by Evil Monkey — August 28, 2008 @ 5:48 pm

  57. I’m tired of this midget having the top post. Why don’t you post the video of Katy Perry’s boobies getting papermached.

    #57 | Comment by Tony — August 28, 2008 @ 6:22 pm

  58. ^That vid is hot. Katy has some real sweet tits.

    http://djrossstar.buzznet.com/user/journal/2900461/katy-perry-gets-painted-leaves/

    #58 | Comment by Paper Mache — August 28, 2008 @ 7:13 pm

  59. I’d still fuck her in an instant

    #59 | Comment by Skootchy — August 28, 2008 @ 11:45 pm

  60. #53

    A german will understand that, but it’s far from proper german.

    #60 | Comment by Franc — August 29, 2008 @ 1:17 pm

  61. #60

    yeah, and so is the rest of the content on this web page…so do one!
    schwine-hundt-bitch

    #61 | Comment by not franc either — August 29, 2008 @ 2:48 pm

  62. as an “afterthought” i think hayden’s hot too…but seriously update needed justin

    #62 | Comment by not franc either — August 29, 2008 @ 2:52 pm

  63. what this time no links to pictures photo shoped hayden

    #63 | Comment by Kristen Bell & Hayden Panettiere — August 29, 2008 @ 5:13 pm

  64. # 53 and # 60. we are getting away from what this site is all about and are debating German grammar and sentence structure. Which needs a little correction.
    If you want to say “I don’t want to be a German” – “Ich will nicht ein Deutscher sein.” Or better: “Ich will kein Deutscher sein.”
    I cannot find the airport translates: “Ich kann den Flughafen nicht finden.”
    #60: It spells “Schwein (pig) , “Hund” (dog). Our word “bitch” does not translate well. Our phrase SOB does not trsanslate. Germans have other fine cusswords, which, if there is genuine interest, I will be happy to supply.

    #64 | Comment by Andre — August 29, 2008 @ 5:23 pm

  65. #61

    Are you gay or something? Or just a little bit retarded?

    #65 | Comment by Franc — August 29, 2008 @ 5:24 pm

  66. I’d hit it like a drum!

    #66 | Comment by Leon — August 29, 2008 @ 5:31 pm

  67. What’s with me taking all the shit for the sloppy German? I’ll have you know, young men, that my above attempt was based on 1 hour free introductory German CD with the Road to World Cup 2006 TV special.

    1 hour!!! Just 1 hour and I know how to get to the airport and leave the place. Never got the die, das, den, thing right. But I can say:

    Die Herr Der Ringe.

    Please post all German swear words and interesting anatomy parts.

    Also I would like to know how to say “Kristen Bell is a Dan-dare jawed android who terrifies men and small children alike”. Do it and you’ll win your first crystal.

    #67 | Comment by cobalt — August 29, 2008 @ 6:11 pm

  68. http://www.youtube.com/swf/l.swf?video_id=_jxq6ZS3ms8&rel=1&eurl=&iurl=http%3A//i4.ytimg.com/vi/_jxq6ZS3ms8/default.jpg&t=OEgsToPDskIgUvuZq2y8dRz4mr1XWEaI&use_get_video_info=1&load_modules=1

    #68 | Comment by Xan — August 29, 2008 @ 7:09 pm

  69. #67, Cobalt: My hat is off to you, sir, for remembering any German after listening to a CD for only one hour.
    No criticism of any kind was implied. As a bilingula speaker, I simply wanted to correct a slight misstatement. After all, this is a site that boasts an illustrous readership, who enjoy the finer attributes of maidens of a certain age.
    May we now get back to Selena, Miley, Emily and yes, even Hayden. Who in my book, despite ample hips and and not much height, remains a very desirable piece of ass.

    #69 | Comment by Andre — August 29, 2008 @ 8:01 pm

  70. STFU with the deutshe you ficken faggots. back to the thick thighed hayden

    #70 | Comment by Meine Name IST — August 29, 2008 @ 8:55 pm

  71. Franc=der Schwanzlutscher!

    #71 | Comment by Definitely Not Franc — August 29, 2008 @ 10:21 pm

  72. #65
    aye just a little bit…not nearly as much as you though

    #72 | Comment by not franc either — August 30, 2008 @ 7:24 am

  73. Wow, someone must be in love with me. So much attention. I feel flattered now. 😀 lol

    #73 | Comment by Franc — August 30, 2008 @ 10:21 am

  74. Wow, it’s amazing what we tell our brains we see when light refracts off of water and a mirrored bikini. That being said, that was almost a world record fap for me. SHABOOYAH!

    #74 | Comment by Zilla — August 30, 2008 @ 12:57 pm

  75. You guys are right, I am gay!

    #75 | Comment by Franc — August 30, 2008 @ 1:45 pm

  76. “Gay” describes anyone who doesn’t want explore Hayden’s holes.

    #76 | Comment by dirty_young_man — August 30, 2008 @ 2:54 pm

  77. #5
    have you seen these yet
    http://www.parade.com/celebrity/slideshows/annasophia-robb/01.html

    #77 | Comment by Brian — August 30, 2008 @ 3:32 pm

  78. #68 – “Makes my Taco pop!”, no baby, I’ll make your taco Pop!

    #78 | Comment by Evil Monkey — August 30, 2008 @ 4:27 pm

  79. #77- Damn, I wanna pop AnnaSophia’s taco!

    #79 | Comment by dirty_young_man — August 30, 2008 @ 5:19 pm

  80. needs more chabert.

    #80 | Comment by edx — August 31, 2008 @ 9:07 am

  81. needs more shabooya.

    #81 | Comment by Evil Monkey — August 31, 2008 @ 3:35 pm

  82. needs more megan fox n amanda Seyfried Kissin

    #82 | Comment by Kristen Bell & Hayden Panettiere — August 31, 2008 @ 3:42 pm

  83. Why do i come here everyday when I know you lazy douches update once a week?

    #83 | Comment by Dubbles — September 1, 2008 @ 1:05 pm

  84. needs more Bristol Palin

    #84 | Comment by roscoe — September 1, 2008 @ 5:36 pm

  85. ^^^

    Can’t say the same for the crooks GOP.

    #85 | Comment by cobalt — September 2, 2008 @ 6:19 am

  86. #77 – nice

    #86 | Comment by zomg — September 2, 2008 @ 11:32 pm

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