66 thoughts on “Selena Gomez”

  1. only 16? damn.

    #1 | Comment by Ted — September 1, 2008 @ 9:20 pm

  2. second

    #2 | Comment by Monkey Choker — September 1, 2008 @ 9:36 pm

  3. Third…. and hoping she follows some famous footsteps like

    #3 | Comment by Webpager — September 1, 2008 @ 9:55 pm

  4. Oops – hit it too soon (no, not her, the button)….
    hoping she follows some famous footsteps like Vanessa Hudgens.

    Yummy.

    #4 | Comment by Webpager — September 1, 2008 @ 9:57 pm

  5. i wan tto say selena > miley, but…meh, not really. i know i said it before, prolly even more than once….but, miley>selena for now…but, miiley>selena>demi

    #5 | Comment by Xan — September 1, 2008 @ 11:18 pm

  6. p.s.

    that’s a gorgeous dress, btw. if anything, selena>miley in style.

    #6 | Comment by Xan — September 1, 2008 @ 11:19 pm

  7. Idk if anyone else notices, but this girl’s got a really big head.

    just figured i’d say so, cause no one else will.

    mardigra head FTL

    #7 | Comment by Aehuji — September 1, 2008 @ 11:24 pm

  8. AngelBaby has a giant head also… she probably doesn’t notice things like that.

    #8 | Comment by dex — September 2, 2008 @ 12:00 am

  9. i have a big head… in my pants!

    #9 | Comment by Topher — September 2, 2008 @ 12:15 am

  10. i wonder if her pooter smells like taco meat.

    #10 | Comment by yesyesyall — September 2, 2008 @ 1:57 am

  11. ^^^^^^

    It does. Fish taco.

    #11 | Comment by Timmyyyy — September 2, 2008 @ 2:37 am

  12. ^^^
    predictable.

    #12 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 2, 2008 @ 2:38 am

  13. Selena>>>>>>Miley

    Oh, and something about her giving me some big head, or giving me head big time, or something. Sorry its late.

    #13 | Comment by Evil Monkey — September 2, 2008 @ 3:57 am

  14. #7

    She also has the peach fuzz beard coming in…SEXY!!!

    Miley>Selena Vanessa>Selena
    I I
    I I
    Cuz Selena hasn’t put out I
    Cuz we saw her tits

    #14 | Comment by Justin's better half — September 2, 2008 @ 5:13 am

  15. It’s uncanny. She’s like a photoshopped Miley. All of the annoying/fugly things about Miley have been removed, and replaced with hotness.

    She sounds way smarter than Miley too.

    #15 | Comment by cobalt — September 2, 2008 @ 6:14 am

  16. #14 – I’m glad I’m not the only one to notice the stubble. At least Miley’s face isn’t yearning for a Gilette Mach 3.

    Miley > Selena…

    …though, admittedly, Miley doesn’t do much for me either. What happened to the glory days of underage Hollywood hotties? I miss them.

    #16 | Comment by Duffman — September 2, 2008 @ 6:51 am

  17. Huge haed!

    #17 | Comment by smash — September 2, 2008 @ 8:30 am

  18. the shapeliness of her head kind of reminds me of jojo.

    #18 | Comment by Xan — September 2, 2008 @ 8:45 am

  19. Miley = Selena = Meh

    I don’t really find either of them to be cute. They’ve got normal 15/16 year old bodies, and meh faces. They don’t do anything for me.

    I guess I’m the only one.

    #19 | Comment by Nobody — September 2, 2008 @ 11:23 am

  20. She does have a little bit of a big head in some perspectives.

    More hotness to look at. 🙂

    #20 | Comment by exelis — September 2, 2008 @ 11:31 am

  21. it’s funny reading the comments of a bunch of loser computer nerds who never get laid putting down the looks of a girl who’s much hotter than anyone they’ll ever get with.

    #21 | Comment by funny — September 2, 2008 @ 1:22 pm

  22. its even funnier reading the comment of someone who won’t even be able to get with a “loser computer nerd”, whatever that is…

    #22 | Comment by funnier — September 2, 2008 @ 2:57 pm

  23. Anybody else realize that her nipples were hard the entire time? Hoo sha! Lookin’ nice, lookin’ nice.

    #23 | Comment by TheNipTipster — September 2, 2008 @ 3:03 pm

  24. #21-22.

    The fact that one of us “computer nerds” wont get with someone like that doesn’t change the fact that she’s a mongoloid.

    #24 | Comment by Aehuji — September 2, 2008 @ 3:28 pm

  25. #23 cheers, you helped my fap big time

    #25 | Comment by thanks — September 2, 2008 @ 3:32 pm

  26. #24 lolz you forgot “loser”, its just not as crap an insult w/o it
    also i disagree, she’s fairly attractive, and the fact she has a big head supposedly means she’ll be even more when she’s older

    #26 | Comment by funnier — September 2, 2008 @ 3:35 pm

  27. Nipples? Huh? Where are the nipples? Have too many Kirsten Bell pictures finally destroyed my sight?

    And how does she have a ‘meh’ face? A face can’t actually get much better than that. Bit of a jawline coming through, I would admit, but unlike JoJo she doesn’t have a runty little hamster mouth.

    #27 | Comment by cobalt — September 2, 2008 @ 3:39 pm

  28. Different strokes for different folks, I guess. She just doesn’t do it for me.

    #28 | Comment by Nobody — September 2, 2008 @ 4:27 pm

  29. who?

    #29 | Comment by edc — September 2, 2008 @ 6:30 pm

  30. I agree with the S > M bit…

    …I’m goin’ to hell for sure.

    #30 | Comment by Kreuk — September 2, 2008 @ 6:41 pm

  31. Damn hi-res keeps me from masturbating to sooo many things…

    #31 | Comment by S_K — September 2, 2008 @ 8:31 pm

  32. Mmmm. She makes my taco pop.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms5d9RN0WzY

    #32 | Comment by R Kelly's 13 Year Old Friend — September 2, 2008 @ 10:34 pm

  33. WTF@32

    i posted that shit in the last post.

    /fag

    #33 | Comment by Xan — September 3, 2008 @ 12:42 am

  34. I’d stuff her taco with my big beef burrito and make her taste my sour cream. Boo-yah!

    #34 | Comment by the demon seed of Ron Jeremy — September 3, 2008 @ 1:09 am

  35. selena > sarah palin > miley

    :O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O 😉

    #35 | Comment by anon — September 3, 2008 @ 2:22 am

  36. Bitch needs a shave. nuff said.

    #36 | Comment by Maniacu Man — September 3, 2008 @ 7:03 am

  37. Sorry, @33. I didn’t read the other thread, because it pertained to an ugly chick. Hate to say it, but it’s not exactly an original comment … it’s pretty much taken over fark.com

    #37 | Comment by R Kelly's 13 Year Old Friend — September 3, 2008 @ 3:43 pm

  38. Also, doesn’t that closing fag tag in 33’s post mean he is a fag?

    #38 | Comment by zomg — September 3, 2008 @ 5:30 pm

  39. “Thumbs up, girl.”

    douche

    #39 | Comment by Mike — September 3, 2008 @ 7:07 pm

  40. @38: Nice point. I didn’t really need him to tag it to think he was a fag, but I think you are technically correct.

    #40 | Comment by R Kelly's 13 Year Old Friend — September 3, 2008 @ 10:06 pm

  41. Good catch 38

    #41 | Comment by Aehuji — September 3, 2008 @ 11:41 pm

  42. needs more Sarah Palin–MILF we can believe in!

    #42 | Comment by Smilin' Bob — September 3, 2008 @ 11:51 pm

  43. Willow Palin > Bristol Palin > Sarah Palin = I’m voting her just so they’ll keep getting in mischief pictures

    #43 | Comment by ted — September 4, 2008 @ 3:25 am

  44. http://gov.state.ak.us/photos/PalinFamily_Outside_v01.jpg

    /fag

    #44 | Comment by Xan — September 4, 2008 @ 4:04 am

  45. #43 – Agreed.

    http://i37.tinypic.com/2qjiq91.jpg

    Willow is fucking hot.

    #45 | Comment by Mike — September 4, 2008 @ 4:49 am

  46. Sarah Palin’s Pregnancy: who’s my Real Mom?

    http://www.zimbio.com/Bristol+Palin/articles/76/Sarah+Palin+Pregnancy+Real+Mom

    #46 | Comment by down baby — September 4, 2008 @ 6:24 am

  47. Bristol isn’t bad looking herself, especially last night:

    http://i34.tinypic.com/5nk909.jpg

    #47 | Comment by Warrior — September 4, 2008 @ 6:48 am

  48. Oh please, they’re all absolutely horrible.

    Plus they’re most likely a bunch of gun-fixated, religious fundamentalist racists. She’s the kind of ‘politician’ who’d tell Justin to fuck off back home and shoot me in the head as an infidel.

    #48 | Comment by cobalt — September 4, 2008 @ 6:57 am

  49. Justin/Angelbaby,

    Please post pictures of Shenae Grimes, AnnaLynne McCord, Jessica Stroup, and/or Jessica Lowndes. Hell, I’ll even take Christina Moore and Lori Loughlin.

    I must admit, for the sake of nostalgia, I BTed the first ep. I proceeded to watch show on mute.

    Thankyamuch,

    Phil

    #49 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — September 4, 2008 @ 7:27 am

  50. #48

    yeah, it pretty much was a klan rally last night.

    #50 | Comment by Xan — September 4, 2008 @ 1:14 pm

  51. Uhmm… kissing her would make you ingest a lethal doze of chemicals.

    Her skin is like an inch thinker from the make up…. having to put on that much at 16 = epic fail. must be hideous irl

    #51 | Comment by Caleb — September 4, 2008 @ 2:40 pm

  52. Needs more Sarah Palin. I might be drunk, but she is attractive.

    #52 | Comment by Nobody — September 4, 2008 @ 11:41 pm

  53. Why isn’t Joe Biden getting any love around here?

    #53 | Comment by Milhouse — September 4, 2008 @ 11:50 pm

  54. This site SUX i used to check it all the time now their are never any new updates.. GAY

    #54 | Comment by AGE — September 5, 2008 @ 12:43 am

  55. #53- Boobs aren’t big enough.

    #55 | Comment by Nobody — September 5, 2008 @ 12:43 am

  56. #49 – Yeah I thought this time around the show would be much better when 3 minutes in dude was getting a BeeJ in his car. But still somehow it ended up the same old cheezy crap.

    Definetely were some hot chicks, though. Lori Lauglin was still looking pretty decent (somehow this is the second post I’ve talked about her over the last couple of weeks. Odd.) I was definetly digging that Shenae Grimes. I wonder how old she is…like it really matters.

    I’d definetly rather see a 90210 post over a bunch of Alaskan inbred moose-fuckers. But don’t get me wrong, I’d still probably tap that milf. Kind of looks like Tina Fey.

    #56 | Comment by Evil Monkey — September 5, 2008 @ 2:06 am

  57. ^^^

    Hahaha. I’ll second that.

    #57 | Comment by cobalt — September 5, 2008 @ 10:13 am

  58. she is not JRM :/

    #58 | Comment by LazyTownFan — September 5, 2008 @ 10:40 am

  59. needs Hi-Res of this Shenae Grimes side-boob…

    http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2008-05/38848899.jpg

    #59 | Comment by pwrdrive — September 5, 2008 @ 10:59 am

  60. Are we back to one update a week now?

    #60 | Comment by Pokeher — September 5, 2008 @ 12:05 pm

  61. Shenae Grimes hotter on Naturally Sadie than the pics I’ve seen recently, where she looked very skinny.

    #61 | Comment by roscoe — September 5, 2008 @ 5:45 pm

  62. i’ll fuck the shit out of her

    #62 | Comment by youngbliz — September 10, 2008 @ 9:36 pm

  63. What, shes only 16 ??
    That shows what this fucking commercial showbiz
    brings about. She looks like a dolled up 30year old ex-starlet

    #63 | Comment by walker4409 — September 12, 2008 @ 11:55 am

  64. Toddlerface.

    #64 | Comment by Earl Brutus — September 12, 2008 @ 7:38 pm

  65. Hey, has anyone found the no-watermark version of these pix???

    #65 | Comment by hunt_the_2b — September 13, 2008 @ 2:14 pm

  66. you can only pray and dream she will be like her peers and do nude pics , blow job vids and/or a sex tape … hopefully its either big and/or a black cock … who knows she may do anal with that cute little ass

    #66 | Comment by thick — June 26, 2009 @ 3:41 pm

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