Jessica Alba

The Ubermilf, her hubby and baby Honor Marie have been enjoying the sun and fun down in Los Cabos for the better part of a week now, and Jess has been the target of telephoto lenses pretty much every day.

I said it once, and I’ll say it again. The shape this girl is in less than 4 months after giving birth is incredible. In fact, I’m no longer sure she was actually pregnant to begin with. It’s possible the entire thing was Hollywood special effects and she just adopted. Either that, or she’s got one hell of a personal trainer. Let’s just hope she keeps some of the curves.

26 thoughts on “Jessica Alba

  1. fap fap fap

    #1 | Comment by paddaw — September 25, 2008 @ 4:07 pm

  2. Pretty ridiculous. I mean that’s nuts, and I don’t even really like her that much.

    #2 | Comment by Kewtr — September 25, 2008 @ 4:18 pm

  3. big boobs are big

    #3 | Comment by Mike — September 25, 2008 @ 5:49 pm

  4. big? HUGE!!! And that ass, damm i’d fap that till the cows came home and left again.

    #4 | Comment by pirho — September 25, 2008 @ 5:52 pm

  5. Don’t get me wrong, I’d fuck the lady in the orange shorts to get my hands on Alba’s ass, but really she needs to go with a thong or boy-shorts. The half-hanging out thing makes her ass look less appealing than it surely is.

    #5 | Comment by mister — September 25, 2008 @ 6:01 pm

  6. @5

    ++ on the boy shorts.

    #6 | Comment by asdf — September 25, 2008 @ 6:14 pm

  7. Is she a miracle of nature ?
    Only a little orange peel on the back
    of the thighs, thats all ?
    Or showing these pics a woman who has never
    been pregnant? One can backdate pics, one
    can lease a surrogate mother, everything is
    easy if money plays no role

    #7 | Comment by walker4409 — September 25, 2008 @ 6:34 pm

  8. She is thick in all the right places. Hells yeah! Is that the hulk in orange shorts?

    #8 | Comment by lowkey — September 25, 2008 @ 7:41 pm

  9. What you gon’ do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk?

    #9 | Comment by idl3mind — September 25, 2008 @ 8:43 pm

  10. I’ll give it in the pooper for a hoy slut. cunt, mouth, ass what’s the dif? FYI: Few years ago, the Osamastud was banging this one broad and her pussy was VERY VERY wet and juicy, like a wet, teen peach. Anyways, pulling out, taking her from behind like the cunt she is, I accidentally pushed it all the way into her ass. It caused the only simultaneous orgasm i’ve ever had. Then ,I never called the dumb bitch again.

    Is that why you don’t like cock in your shithole, AngelBaby?

    #10 | Comment by Osama Bin Laden — September 26, 2008 @ 12:00 am

  11. ^^^
    i don’t have sex with muslims. they are unclean.

    #11 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 26, 2008 @ 12:35 am

  12. 11 – epic win

    #12 | Comment by zilch — September 26, 2008 @ 1:07 am

  13. #11- Angelbaby now i love you

    #13 | Comment by walker4409 — September 26, 2008 @ 2:17 am

  14. Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

    Nice call AB

    #14 | Comment by Boo — September 26, 2008 @ 2:18 am

  15. Here’s hoping for a “Baby grabs the top Courtney Cox moment” soon to happen

    #15 | Comment by ravenx8706 — September 26, 2008 @ 4:32 am

  16. the girl is super-human!

    #16 | Comment by MacDaddy — September 26, 2008 @ 9:13 am

  17. What a sweet MILF.

    #17 | Comment by Marty McFly — September 26, 2008 @ 9:28 am

  18. Yes, she’s now reached uber-milf in my book. Absolutely converted to being an Alba fan now.

    and as for #11. Harsh-religious-cultural-irony burn.

    #18 | Comment by Phil says, "huh?" — September 26, 2008 @ 4:27 pm

  19. How I would like to get my hands on those yummy milky MILF tits. Daaaaaaamn!

    #19 | Comment by EmJee — September 27, 2008 @ 5:35 am

  20. she’s ruined.

    #20 | Comment by yawn — September 27, 2008 @ 8:42 am

  21. the tits will go away… the ass wont.

    #21 | Comment by yawn — September 27, 2008 @ 8:43 am

  22. I just watched Run Fat Boy Run.

    Forget Alba, get more India de Beaufort!

    #22 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — September 27, 2008 @ 11:04 pm

  23. To correct my comment from the last post:

    Wanting to fuck someone in their ass is not gay. Not wanting to fuck Jessica Alba is. Fact.

    Sorry Justin.

    #23 | Comment by Evil Monkey — September 28, 2008 @ 2:29 am

  24. Meh, I’m not on the Alba bandwagon anymore but I’d certainly tap that thing given half a chance.

    I’d get her to clean my apartment the morning after. If she did particularly well I’d throw her some dollars and a green card.

    #24 | Comment by cobalt — September 28, 2008 @ 7:47 am

  25. I have to agree with Evil Monkey on this one. IF you’re first instinct is not to tounge swab that ass and then bang it until you bruise something, you better look in the mirror, because you probably look like Richard Simmons.

    #25 | Comment by R Kelly's 13 Year Old Friend — September 28, 2008 @ 7:47 am

  26. ^^^

    haha

    #26 | Comment by cobalt — September 29, 2008 @ 5:31 am

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