Ashley Greene

Here’s some new blood for your approval.

Ashley is getting her first big part in the soon-to-hit-theaters Twilight, based on the series of vampire books for emo tweens to cut their teeth on (see wut I did thar) after they’ve grown bored of Harry Potter.

rawr.

32 thoughts on “Ashley Greene

  1. 1st!

    hot! hot! hot!

    #1 | Comment by ocho-cinco — November 12, 2008 @ 1:26 am

  2. 2nd.

    She’s not bad.

    #2 | Comment by dizzle — November 12, 2008 @ 2:07 am

  3. olga > camilla > j.biel > ashley

    #3 | Comment by QWERTY — November 12, 2008 @ 2:12 am

  4. Holy buggery fuck, she’s hotter than Arcturus.

    May the fourth be with me!

    #4 | Comment by EmJee — November 12, 2008 @ 2:22 am

  5. More naked chicks.

    #5 | Comment by Uncle Rico — November 12, 2008 @ 2:47 am

  6. bonitis

    #6 | Comment by Kewtr — November 12, 2008 @ 3:07 am

  7. Very, very nice.

    #7 | Comment by Nobody — November 12, 2008 @ 3:39 am

  8. who the fuck is that?

    #8 | Comment by the cumbucket from hell named chuck norris — November 12, 2008 @ 3:46 am

  9. ^^^
    i thought i made it fairly clear…

    it’s Ashley Greene.

    #9 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 12, 2008 @ 4:00 am

  10. Shes very beautiful, but has a rather generic look to her like a swimsuit model of sorts.

    #10 | Comment by ravenx8706 — November 12, 2008 @ 4:21 am

  11. I think I just nutted myself.

    #11 | Comment by Karass2Duprass — November 12, 2008 @ 5:08 am

  12. mmmmmmmmmmmyum.

    #12 | Comment by Your Drunken Stepfather — November 12, 2008 @ 5:44 am

  13. All vampire movies/tv shows are 100% emo. Fucking gay ass goth emo bullshit.

    Ooooo look at me, I’m dark and brooding. I suck the life out of others because I am lifeless. Blah blah blah. My parents need to stay out of my room. I like candles and incense and skulls. Zzz. I like black and red and cut myself on the outside to show my inner pain. FUCK YOU.

    The only thing that makes me enjoy vampire stories is nudity. True Blood managed to do that, but I’m 101% sure that Twilight will fail in that regard.

    #13 | Comment by dex — November 12, 2008 @ 8:17 am

  14. Oh yeah, and Ashley Greene is cute. I hope she doesn’t get stuck doing these Vampire movies.

    From what some old “cat lady” at my work told me, the movie is based on some tween book series. So there will probably be more movies. Awesome.

    #14 | Comment by dex — November 12, 2008 @ 8:19 am

  15. #13 – correction: All vampire movies/tv shows are 100% emo. Fucking gay ass goth emo bullshit. Except for Buffy and Angel which was some of the best television ever made. Oh, and the Blade/Underworld movies weren’t horrible either.

    >_>

    #15 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 12, 2008 @ 8:34 am

  16. ^ this woman speaks the truth

    #16 | Comment by vhw — November 12, 2008 @ 9:48 am

  17. signature comment!

    #17 | Comment by edc — November 12, 2008 @ 10:06 am

  18. Huge scans are huge.

    #18 | Comment by THEO — November 12, 2008 @ 11:11 am

  19. Angel was totally emo. The character, I mean. The show was great. But he was totally a brooding emo douche up until halfway throught the last season.

    #19 | Comment by Nobody — November 12, 2008 @ 11:40 am

  20. Please no Buffy/Angel debates.

    Nice pics, AB. I’m a big fan of Kristen Stewart, the female lead in Twilight. She needs to branch out her acting a bit, but she’s very yumby.

    #20 | Comment by exelis — November 12, 2008 @ 1:06 pm

  21. blade stunk, underworld wasn’t bad, but yeah buffy/angel was good watchin

    #21 | Comment by Justin L — November 12, 2008 @ 1:16 pm

  22. i reallllly like this girl

    #22 | Comment by ocho-cinco — November 12, 2008 @ 2:24 pm

  23. screw you guys

    twilight looks cool

    #23 | Comment by Mike — November 12, 2008 @ 3:11 pm

  24. #9 angel baby

    ahhh i remember who she is now and i must say nice pick u pervert

    #24 | Comment by the cumbucket from hell named chuck norris — November 12, 2008 @ 3:56 pm

  25. Agree with AB in #15.

    Still, so long as this Twilight thing doesn’t involve saying shit in Latin to cast spells I’ll go with it.

    No splitting people into ‘houses’, either. No fucking sorting hat, and no people with dumbass names like Professor McGonorrhoea.

    #25 | Comment by cobalt — November 12, 2008 @ 6:12 pm

  26. In the words of my favorite Japanese faggot:

    “Oh Myyyy”

    #26 | Comment by Mister — November 12, 2008 @ 7:50 pm

  27. i approve

    #27 | Comment by MoarMeganFoxNao — November 12, 2008 @ 9:09 pm

  28. Rawr indeed!

    #28 | Comment by Marcus — November 13, 2008 @ 1:07 am

  29. she’s hawt

    #29 | Comment by Professor McGonorrhoea — November 13, 2008 @ 11:47 am

  30. Twilight looks like “The Craft” for Girls (and Gays), Part II. Only reason to watch it will be the male eye-candy. If the girl even does a towel scene I will eat my cum rag.

    Besides, the “Blonde” dude has a terrible Yellow dye job.

    When will Emma Watson do something post worthy again?

    #30 | Comment by Dave — November 13, 2008 @ 2:29 pm

  31. more bell n panettiere

    #31 | Comment by Claire Bennet & Elle Bishop — November 14, 2008 @ 9:06 am

  32. Are we supposed to fall in love with EVERY pretty face, the media throws at us?? Pretty, but she’s nothing special.

    #32 | Comment by shaolin45 — November 15, 2008 @ 6:33 am

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