87 thoughts on “YOU GOTTA DO THE COOKING BY THE BOOK”

  1. Lol, funny shit

    #1 | Comment by pyronuc — November 28, 2008 @ 8:14 pm

  2. An angry lesbian but I still adore her. Her’s, is the only Cake that’s not a lie.

    #2 | Comment by Oh Yeah — November 28, 2008 @ 8:39 pm

  3. WHERES TEH GOBLET

    #3 | Comment by gulliver — November 28, 2008 @ 8:55 pm

  4. Started off average, turned out awesome

    #4 | Comment by Boo — November 28, 2008 @ 10:01 pm

  5. Fuck that dude needs to get his teeth looked at soon. Not only do they look awful but I can’t understand what he is saying. WHAT?

    #5 | Comment by Chas — November 28, 2008 @ 10:45 pm

  6. Started out like I have heard before, but then…WOW!

    #6 | Comment by Jeff — November 28, 2008 @ 10:48 pm

  7. JUSTIN IS AN AZN. BET JOO DIDNT KNOW DAT FNAR FNAR.

    #7 | Comment by gulliver — November 28, 2008 @ 10:51 pm

  8. Awesome!!

    #8 | Comment by Swinghammer — November 28, 2008 @ 10:52 pm

  9. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I CANT UNDERSTAND?????????

    CHINESE WRITING.

    #9 | Comment by gulliver — November 28, 2008 @ 10:54 pm

  10. CALL THE COPS!

    #10 | Comment by thegonz111 — November 28, 2008 @ 11:07 pm

  11. That’s seriously fucked up. Hilarious … but fucked up. I think I better not forward that to anyone.

    #11 | Comment by John Cocktoastin — November 28, 2008 @ 11:20 pm

  12. How topical.

    Hello, 2005!

    #12 | Comment by Tony — November 28, 2008 @ 11:28 pm

  13. That was awesome!

    #13 | Comment by alberach — November 29, 2008 @ 12:26 am

  14. Why didn’t I think of this? This is amazing.

    #14 | Comment by Supher — November 29, 2008 @ 1:24 am

  15. YEAH, ALRIGHT, LESS GO!

    Funny stuff.

    #15 | Comment by Kreuk — November 29, 2008 @ 2:06 am

  16. #2
    No she´s no angry lesbian, maybe not even a
    lesbian but bi. All that hardcore-lesbian rumors
    started with faked youtube accounts . Any person
    (maybe a dropped ex-girlfriend, or any other
    envious shithole) opens one by one faked account
    and tries to portray her as an arrogant unfriendly
    person. I bet she´s quite the opposite.

    #16 | Comment by walker4409 — November 29, 2008 @ 2:31 am

  17. The newest shit from this fakerbastard is
    “broadwaybaby1991” . Always the same infamous
    style and way of impersonation, it´s the 5th
    fakeshit already (myspace/youtube). I´ll flag that
    shit down till it´s deleted. No account of this
    shitstain existed longer than a month btw.

    #17 | Comment by walker4409 — November 29, 2008 @ 4:05 am

  18. Uh, #17, wtf are you talking about? “Fakeshit”? It’s fucking hilarious! We need MORE hardcore rap corrupting soulless, corporate, little girly TV shows, not less.

    WHUT?! 😀

    #18 | Comment by EmJee — November 29, 2008 @ 4:15 am

  19. “Am I the only one that thinks that those puppets are fucking creepy? I dunno what it is… They give me the willies, I swear… I mean, I have plenty of stuffed toys, so I’m not someone that’s usually creeped out by those kinds of things…”

    “I do have to say, she’s hypnotically cute in action, and I love seamless fanmade stuff like this. Damn, she makes me want to inject (which is either a really poor or an excellent choice of wording there), some inky corruption into that pure, marshmallowy pink (wording there too…) fluff. I love corrupting innocent young girls, even if they only seem innocent.” ^_^

    #19 | Comment by Ryuka — November 29, 2008 @ 5:02 am

  20. Dude shes only 17!

    #20 | Comment by Pirho — November 29, 2008 @ 5:58 am

  21. GENIUS

    #21 | Comment by Jenesis — November 29, 2008 @ 6:59 am

  22. that is just what I needed!

    #22 | Comment by filthyfish — November 29, 2008 @ 8:09 am

  23. omg dats my bitch i gots her locked ups in me basement i has been fuckin her asshole cause she screams more

    #23 | Comment by the cumbucket from hell named chuck norris — November 29, 2008 @ 8:20 am

  24. i lol’d

    then masturbated vigorously

    then lol’d again

    #24 | Comment by coolstream — November 29, 2008 @ 8:33 am

  25. let me be the first to say i hate niggers,,,rap sucks

    #25 | Comment by Deb — November 29, 2008 @ 9:15 am

  26. And let me be the first to say Deb is an ignorant, racist slug. Wu tang!

    #26 | Comment by zipcity — November 29, 2008 @ 11:13 am

  27. NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS
    i fuckin hate little john
    yyeeeeaaaaaaaa!!

    #27 | Comment by the cumbucket from hell named chuck norris — November 29, 2008 @ 11:13 am

  28. Wow, that was hillariously innappropriate. And agree with #11, it’s funny enough that you would want to forward it to someone, but who the hell could I forward it too? Worst part though, is that is going to be in my head all fucking day, “Turn around bitch, grind your ass on a nigga, that’s the way to make the dick get a little bigga!”.

    NOTE to Justin/AB: Based on Deb/Cumbucket, your apparently not allowed to post anything that has anything remotely to do with black people. I knew this place was filled with Republicans, but the secret racists are still a little surprising.

    #28 | Comment by Evil Monkey — November 29, 2008 @ 2:54 pm

  29. #28: I’m willing to bet $100 that they are only “racist” on the internet, to people they don’t know and won’t have to deal with. Aka spineless cowards.

    Regardless, funny vid!

    #29 | Comment by dizzle — November 29, 2008 @ 3:10 pm

  30. Now that’s some funny shit

    #30 | Comment by MacDaddy — November 29, 2008 @ 3:17 pm

  31. EEEK! wikipedia says there working on a third season! i wonder if shes gonna reprise her role as Stephanie.

    #31 | Comment by Xan — November 29, 2008 @ 3:30 pm

  32. I like this one better..

    Kristin Bell Bakes a Cake!

    #32 | Comment by rye — November 29, 2008 @ 5:22 pm

  33. Would.

    #33 | Comment by Zen Moon 7 — November 29, 2008 @ 5:33 pm

  34. awwwwwwwwwwwe, bigots on the intarwebs, how cute.

    i still cant wrap my head around a pedophile that hates “niggers”.

    exceeding the speed limit on the pretensiousness turnpike are we?

    #34 | Comment by filthyfish — November 29, 2008 @ 10:09 pm

  35. I’d rather watch this girl, though:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wos2jhKhiCQ

    #35 | Comment by dizzle — November 29, 2008 @ 10:51 pm

  36. 28. Evil Monkey (14:54:20) :

    Wow, that was hillariously innappropriate. And agree with #11, it’s funny enough that you would want to forward it to someone, but who the hell could I forward it too? Worst part though, is that is going to be in my head all fucking day, “Turn around bitch, grind your ass on a nigga, that’s the way to make the dick get a little bigga!”.

    NOTE to Justin/AB: Based on Deb/Cumbucket, your apparently not allowed to post anything that has anything remotely to do with black people. I knew this place was filled with Republicans, but the secret racists are still a little surprising.

    im not racist i just hate rap and little john and……..NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #36 | Comment by the cumbucket from hell named chuck norris — November 29, 2008 @ 11:37 pm

  37. Spit-take

    #37 | Comment by Mister — November 29, 2008 @ 11:42 pm

  38. the girl is only hot with the wig on, otherwise, shes just another newyorker.

    #38 | Comment by J.Jizzle — November 30, 2008 @ 2:35 am

  39. #32
    Is that guy behind her trying to get round her. hes like – erm excuse me .. just want to get past… yeah thats funny but … erm .. i cant get to my seat…

    #39 | Comment by psyper — November 30, 2008 @ 3:35 am

  40. dizzle said :
    I’m willing to bet $100 that they are only “racist” on the internet, to people they don’t know and won’t have to deal with. Aka spineless cowards.

    Yeah, those damn cowards give real racists a bad name.

    #40 | Comment by El Gigante — November 30, 2008 @ 10:16 am

  41. Man I love this site!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #41 | Comment by LexVII — November 30, 2008 @ 3:21 pm

  42. http://bayimg.com/image/mamclaabd.jpg

    ID HIT IT!!!

    #42 | Comment by en Het Pudel — November 30, 2008 @ 4:16 pm

  43. Ahhh, i love Julibaby, first a tonguegame and
    then what i live for

    #43 | Comment by walker4409 — November 30, 2008 @ 4:58 pm

  44. lol @ niggers who can’t speak english.

    #44 | Comment by edc — November 30, 2008 @ 5:06 pm

  45. Seems my links are working not but my fantasy
    works….Juliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiannnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap…all the better

    #45 | Comment by walker4409 — November 30, 2008 @ 5:26 pm

  46. #43/45 – fixt.

    #46 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 30, 2008 @ 5:30 pm

  47. Thanks Angel

    #47 | Comment by walker4409 — November 30, 2008 @ 5:55 pm

  48. #40: I am saying they would be too pussy to say that shit in real life, to anyone, whether they really think it or not.

    #48 | Comment by dizzle — November 30, 2008 @ 9:32 pm

  49. LOL nearly spit Pepsi all over my screen when Lil Jon showed up.

    #49 | Comment by darkstar — December 1, 2008 @ 2:05 am

  50. Turn around, bitch.
    You forgot yer umbrella.
    Weatha nigga says there’s gonna be some bad weatha.

    #50 | Comment by Al Roker — December 1, 2008 @ 11:05 am

  51. fucking lame shit

    #51 | Comment by the jizzmaker — December 1, 2008 @ 1:05 pm

  52. id call a nigger a nigger anytime dosent bother me at all and if they can kick my ass ill just run then burn there house down stupid niggers

    and on that point what makes u peole think u can behave like an ass or beat someone up and get away with it theres more than one way to skin a cat
    hahahahahaha skin a cat i bet jujus shaved

    #52 | Comment by the cumbucket from hell named chuck norris — December 1, 2008 @ 2:33 pm

  53. Uh ,,,got news for you assholes…I say it all the time onlly got beat once then thrashed the nigger girll twice what i got.

    #53 | Comment by Deb — December 1, 2008 @ 2:45 pm

  54. Huh? Not available? Just wanted to give it a revisit.

    #54 | Comment by mmmm — December 1, 2008 @ 5:37 pm

  55. #54. Saying it to Urkel in the chess club doesn’t count.

    #55 | Comment by Mister — December 1, 2008 @ 7:30 pm

  56. This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by HatPerson

    #56 | Comment by Pirho — December 1, 2008 @ 8:50 pm

  57. More hayden Miley Megan Kristen

    #57 | Comment by Claire Bennet & Elle Bishop — December 1, 2008 @ 11:13 pm

  58. video is back up!

    #58 | Comment by Justin — December 2, 2008 @ 4:30 am

  59. i hope u beat that nigger bitch good

    #59 | Comment by the cumbucket from hell named chuck norris — December 2, 2008 @ 4:50 am

  60. Welcome to the Internet. Allow me to cover the basics: There’s porn, and there’s political discussions where you can write horribly racist shit anonymously without getting your ass beat. I hear there’s other things you can do online, but yeah, that about sums it up.
    – some website 🙂

    #60 | Comment by I'd Do Her — December 2, 2008 @ 1:05 pm

  61. Guess what asshole,the nigger girl started it,gave my little siseter shit calling her a whore and shoving her…myTEN YEAR OLD SISTER..for no reason.the nigger girl was about 22…so yeah I beat her ass

    #61 | Comment by Deb — December 2, 2008 @ 2:21 pm

  62. That one was good, but this one cost me my soul.

    #62 | Comment by Dave — December 2, 2008 @ 4:59 pm

  63. Raping Stephanie so hard that I split her in two? That’s the way to make my dick get a little bigga! BOO-YAH!

    #63 | Comment by the demon seed of Ron Jeremy — December 2, 2008 @ 11:54 pm

  64. Hitlers real “Pink” plan.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbr8tkD6fzU

    #64 | Comment by Austin — December 3, 2008 @ 3:44 am

  65. video is gone 🙁

    #65 | Comment by hamish — December 3, 2008 @ 5:16 am

  66. not again!

    “This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by LazyTown Entertainment”

    replacing with another mirror

    #66 | Comment by Justin — December 3, 2008 @ 6:05 am

  67. How do you submit a tip? I found something you might be interested in.

    #67 | Comment by Fred — December 3, 2008 @ 9:52 pm

  68. I bet her Lessytown bitch has got a new anthemn now thanks to this. Steph in the bedroom singing about baking her cake while her bitch takes Lil John’s vocals while poking the furry cup….!

    #68 | Comment by borat4602 — December 4, 2008 @ 12:30 am

  69. Latest link to the vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE0JqGJ1kZk

    #69 | Comment by LinkThis — December 4, 2008 @ 1:34 am

  70. Seriously… instead of just posting the link a bunch of times, why not just link everyone to keepvid.com and tell them to get the flv player. Then you just download the file, and distribute it either directly on this site or through rapidshare, or something. You should do that with ALL your videos, so they’ll still be available when someone wants to check it out in archives later.

    Oh, and the video is hillarious. Had it stuck in my head for days now. Much like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNW882YnUjo

    Sexy sexy robot, sexy part machine…

    #70 | Comment by Paul — December 4, 2008 @ 3:59 pm

  71. Cause it dont work with mac’s?

    #71 | Comment by Pirho — December 4, 2008 @ 7:20 pm

  72. LOL Stephanie gets her ass handed to her

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEyWkOZAXlU

    #72 | Comment by Crow — December 4, 2008 @ 10:02 pm

  73. justin just toss it on your server n00b 😛

    #73 | Comment by lawl — December 4, 2008 @ 11:23 pm

  74. “walker4409 Wants you all to know he is trying to hack my account. He is looking for help so if you can help him…
    Oh and I forgot, he is going to “flag your videos and rate them all at 1 star because your a loser””

    Lol?

    #74 | Comment by HAHAHA — December 5, 2008 @ 3:46 am

  75. walker4409 all I can tell you is

    http://www.youtube.com/broadwaybaby1991

    Looks more like her account then all the fakes you’ve made on youtube trying to pretend to be her, considering she has videos on that account saying “Hi this is Julianna blah blah”

    Yea…

    Maybe make friends with her instead of trying to “hack” her account and you would see them.

    #75 | Comment by HAHAHA — December 5, 2008 @ 3:48 am

  76. I’ve never really got the whole Stephanie thing, but her friend Amanda in that singing video? Now that’s one girl I’d like to pump!

    #76 | Comment by borat4602 — December 5, 2008 @ 4:55 am

  77. #75
    It´s obvious that you´re the only faker here. It
    helps not to turn the tables. I love Julianna and i´ll
    protect her before image-killers like you. You
    portray her as an angry arrogant lesbian, this is a
    slander, an imposture, a high class robbery. The
    time will come when you get the bill for your
    slanderous game

    #77 | Comment by walker4409 — December 5, 2008 @ 11:40 am

  78. New Link

    #78 | Comment by Mister — December 6, 2008 @ 12:19 pm

  79. JULI

    #79 | Comment by walker4409 — December 6, 2008 @ 3:33 pm

  80. Ok, walker4409. I’m gonna throw you the stick of respect, ain’t nothing wrong with arguing an oppinion.

    BUT, mon amis, do you mean LOVE, as in ‘would love to hang out with, have long interesting talks’ or LOVE as in ‘fuck’?

    #80 | Comment by borat4602 — December 6, 2008 @ 8:01 pm

  81. #80
    I mean love in the sense of overwhelming,heart-
    rending,yearning desire but………….how could i
    withstand? I´m only a human, and see, she even
    turned God into a pedo. And if he wasn´t a pedo
    before (when he fucked Mary) he certainly is it
    now–after he saw Juli

    #81 | Comment by walker4409 — December 7, 2008 @ 3:11 am

  82. ROFL That’s hilarious, I had to watch it twice.

    #82 | Comment by Yuu — December 8, 2008 @ 11:19 pm

  83. @ #80
    I would totally have interesting talks with her. I’ve heard her interviews and she seems pretty intelligent actually. And once I’ve earned her trust, I would start asking her to wear the wig more often.

    #83 | Comment by Dave — December 10, 2008 @ 5:30 pm

  84. Well Dave to each their own. I have my guy friend’s to chat to with no risk of stupid movies, insipid music or fashion being included.

    Women are best for semen storage. Certainly more fun than talking to them… 😉

    #84 | Comment by borat4602 — December 10, 2008 @ 9:15 pm

  85. “Misogyny to the rescue!”

    #85 | Comment by Ryuka — December 10, 2008 @ 9:51 pm

  86. She’ll turn 18 in a few wks 🙂

    #86 | Comment by Hayden — May 11, 2009 @ 4:08 am

  87. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL\

    #87 | Comment by LOCO — November 14, 2009 @ 8:04 pm

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