HO! HO! HO!
Merry Xmas from the adorable Miss Munn.
I’d like to jingle her bells.
I’d like to deck her halls.
I’d like to sit on her lap and tell her I’ve been a good girl.
There’s lots more just waiting, feel free to join in. ^_^
Olivia Munn
dont link this
WAUGH!
I would like to stuff her Turkey!!
Oh shit….that was last month.
#1 | Comment by TempeSon — December 19, 2008 @ 2:52 am
Hey!! I is a Firzt!!
#2 | Comment by TempeSon — December 19, 2008 @ 2:53 am
I would stuff her stocking?
#3 | Comment by TempeSon — December 19, 2008 @ 2:54 am
I would dress like Wonder Woman and tie her up with the Magic Lasso and make her tell me the Truth?
/probably say “Untie me you Fat Wonder Woman Man Fuck!!”
….I will stop now….
#4 | Comment by TempeSon — December 19, 2008 @ 2:58 am
Jingle bells..Jingle bells..jingle all the waaay.
Oh what fun to have some Munn in the back of my chevrolet.
#5 | Comment by Ravenx8706 — December 19, 2008 @ 3:02 am
I guess that makes me second.
#6 | Comment by dizzle — December 19, 2008 @ 3:10 am
“I would… prefer someone hotter.”
#7 | Comment by Ryuka — December 19, 2008 @ 3:21 am
(To the tune of Chestnuts roasting on an open fire)
My nuts resting on Olivias chin….
Jack off dripping off her noooose.
#8 | Comment by Ravenx8706 — December 19, 2008 @ 3:22 am
Twas the night before christmas…
Twas the night before christmas
and all through the house,
everyone felt shitty,
even the mouse.
Mom at the whorehouse,
dad smoking grass;
I’d just settle down
for a nice piece of ass.
Out on the lawn,
I heard such a clatter.
I sprung from my chair
to see what was the matter.
When out on the lawn,
I saw a big dick.
I knew in a minute,
it must be St. Nick.
He came down the chimney
like a bat out of hell.
I knew in a moment,
the fucker had fell.
He stuffed all our stockings
with pretzels and beer,
and a big rubber dick
for my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney
with a thunderous fart.
that son of a bitch
blew my chimney apart.
He swore and he cursed
as he rode away,
piss on you all
and have a hell of a day.
(Merry christmas to all at dont link this, See you after the 29th.)
#9 | Comment by Ravenx8706 — December 19, 2008 @ 3:38 am
meh
#10 | Comment by JD52 — December 19, 2008 @ 3:40 am
I see a nipple!
#11 | Comment by V — December 19, 2008 @ 6:57 am
oblig.
I wish I could see her naked,
I wish I could see her naked,
I wish I could see her naked,
and down on all fours.
#12 | Comment by Steve — December 19, 2008 @ 7:13 am
It’s still too bad about her face.
#13 | Comment by The Deadly Superman — December 19, 2008 @ 7:26 am
its amazing what a wonderbra can do for you.
#14 | Comment by Pirho — December 19, 2008 @ 7:36 am
Olivia, Olivia, Olivia, your body I must say;
Has yummy little boobies,
So with your nipples I will play;
And when your wet and ready;
Your puss then I will play!
(Shout out to all my Jew Buddies!)
****
(To the tune of Jinge Bell Rock)
Olivia, Olivia, suck on my cock,
Take it in deep and never ever stop;
Suck it and stroke it, and make it shoot goo
All overrrr youuuuuu
Oh it’s the riggght time, an I must cum time,
you must swallow it down real fast;
Cuzz it’s about that time, that I will make you mine,
And bend you over my desk and shove it right up your ass!
etc etc… Repeat
#15 | Comment by Achmed The Dead Terrorist — December 19, 2008 @ 9:04 am
wow, this got a lot more…creative…than i ever thought it would.
entire carols about Olivia? kudos.
#16 | Comment by AngelBaby — December 19, 2008 @ 9:11 am
I’d like to grab those antlers and jumpstart her Christmas Eve travels!
I’d like to jingle my slosh on her all the way!
I’d like to eight maids a milkin’ her seven swans a swimmin’!
I’d like to silence her night with my dick delight!
I’d like to pa pump a pump pum her ba rump a bum bum!
-Happy Holidays!!
#17 | Comment by Guest69 — December 19, 2008 @ 12:23 pm
I want to see what’s in her box.
She needs to get some better people to photograph her. She looks better than that, but they always put too much makeup on her and use horribly dark, dramatic lighting.
#18 | Comment by Scratch — December 19, 2008 @ 1:32 pm
Meh. After reading her blog, any attraction is gone.
#19 | Comment by Neener — December 19, 2008 @ 2:06 pm
I WOULD LIKE TO STICK MY PENOS IN HER BAGINA IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
#20 | Comment by penos — December 19, 2008 @ 2:47 pm
I would like to thank number 9 for giving me a reason to carolling this year.
#21 | Comment by Dave — December 19, 2008 @ 3:35 pm
I’d like to go over the river and through her woods, if you know what I mean.
I’d like to make the bells on her bob-tails ring, if you know what I mean.
I’d like to put my little Saint Nick down her chimney, if you know what I mean.
#22 | Comment by Nobody — December 19, 2008 @ 5:17 pm
What you mean?^^
#23 | Comment by Achmed The Dead Terrorist — December 19, 2008 @ 5:20 pm
She’s really not that hot … but she does seem like she’d be fun after a few drinks. Like “sure, you can fuck my ass, pull out and then piss in my face” kind of fun.
#24 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — December 19, 2008 @ 5:43 pm
I second that meh.
#25 | Comment by S_K — December 19, 2008 @ 5:45 pm
I’d like to take a dump on her chest then watch some elves lick it off.
Merry Christmas Cheefs.
#26 | Comment by Hus — December 19, 2008 @ 6:00 pm
more bell n hayden
#27 | Comment by Kristen Bell N Hayden Panettiere — December 19, 2008 @ 6:16 pm
“17, if she has 7, something’s wrong.”
#28 | Comment by Ryuka — December 19, 2008 @ 7:11 pm
i’d tell her that i think she has a career forthcoming in acting then drop my nuts in her mouth.
#29 | Comment by yadontstop — December 19, 2008 @ 7:30 pm
#26 thats nasty
#30 | Comment by Pirho — December 19, 2008 @ 7:38 pm
#12
HIMYM FTW!
#31 | Comment by Jason — December 19, 2008 @ 7:43 pm
I’d like to candy her yams?
#32 | Comment by El Payo — December 19, 2008 @ 8:13 pm
#24 wins. Someone spike her eggnog.
BTW- need more Bynes.
She’s on a tropical island in a bikini right now!!
Justin, I hope you’re there photographing her!
#33 | Comment by ablvr — December 19, 2008 @ 8:14 pm
#26 – That’s known as a “Toyland Steamer.”
#34 | Comment by El Payo — December 19, 2008 @ 8:19 pm
I agree with Rod Stiffington.
#35 | Comment by Jack Mayhoffer — December 19, 2008 @ 8:34 pm
This ho-ho-ho’s not even fapworthy. I’d fart in her face.
Happy Hanukkah, bitches!
#36 | Comment by Smilin' Bob — December 19, 2008 @ 10:38 pm
I’d like to have sex with her. Haha!
#37 | Comment by Joe 6 Pack — December 20, 2008 @ 12:06 am
I’d sure like to drive her sleigh
#38 | Comment by YourMother — December 20, 2008 @ 12:31 am
I’d like to mince her pie.
#39 | Comment by AB Lover — December 20, 2008 @ 12:48 am
I hope the guys saying “she’s not that hot” aren’t the same guys “busting a nut over ugly Emma Watson going nude” because you guys really got some problems.
BTW, I’d like to plug in her christmas lights.
#40 | Comment by pwrdrive — December 20, 2008 @ 4:46 am
saw these 2 days ago.
http://egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/olivia-munn/happy-hottie-holidays-from-olivia-munn-004250
#41 | Comment by old — December 20, 2008 @ 7:31 am
^^^
you want a fucking cookie?
#42 | Comment by AngelBaby — December 20, 2008 @ 8:30 am
AB, this had better not be all we get for a Christmas post.
I’m hoping Justin is holding back some pedo gold for the occasion. Preferably not Stephanie from Lazytown. Again.
#43 | Comment by cobalt — December 20, 2008 @ 8:44 am
AB would sit on her lap telling she´d been a good
girl, and then she´d demand a french kiss
#44 | Comment by walker4409 — December 20, 2008 @ 10:49 am
I’D STICK MY PENIS IN HER VAGINA!!!
What, too subtle?
#45 | Comment by Shastar — December 20, 2008 @ 12:03 pm
I’d like to jizz in her eye then punch her in the mouth.
Did I do it right?
#46 | Comment by Hermes — December 20, 2008 @ 2:56 pm
red is not her color
#47 | Comment by Mike — December 20, 2008 @ 4:38 pm
Munn is done.
She’s desexified herself by trying to be risque all the time and trying too hard to look hot and get attention.
She needs to go and stand in the corner with other overexposed celebs who aren’t sexy any more like Carmen Electra and Jenny McCarthy.
Munn is a Chobot.
#48 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — December 20, 2008 @ 5:12 pm
please would someone just kill her
#49 | Comment by the cumbucket from hell named chuck norris — December 20, 2008 @ 6:05 pm
JoJo turns 18 today and I have to read about it on another website?!
#50 | Comment by roscoe — December 20, 2008 @ 7:40 pm
I want a cookie.
#51 | Comment by dex — December 20, 2008 @ 8:05 pm
http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/18937/98fdfa319782.gif
#52 | Comment by Mike — December 20, 2008 @ 8:08 pm
#50- yep, guess so.
to bad yep to bad.
#53 | Comment by AngelBaby — December 20, 2008 @ 8:16 pm
I’d let her drink my eggnog.
but I’d be thinking about chabert.
#54 | Comment by edc — December 20, 2008 @ 10:15 pm
I’d like to complement her on her physical form.
I’d like to hold her hand and buy her a soda.
I’d like to have sexual relations with her.
Naw, just kidding. I’m sure I would slap her ass and jizz in her eye. Just nice to pretend to not be a dirty pervert for a minute or two.
#55 | Comment by Evil Monkey — December 21, 2008 @ 12:58 am
I’d like to bust a nut down her throat, because it’s all about giving and recieving…head.
#56 | Comment by Evil Monkey — December 21, 2008 @ 12:59 am
I’d like to give her a white Christmas.
#57 | Comment by Foo — December 23, 2008 @ 9:29 pm
It’s just too bad she alienates half her fan base by saying she hates fat guys. And then the other half by saying she doesn’t like small dicks. Just who does she think the G4 audience is??
#58 | Comment by Topher — December 24, 2008 @ 2:28 pm
Guess it’s a good thing I don’t watch G4. I don’t fall into either category.
#59 | Comment by oofoo — December 27, 2008 @ 12:32 am