37 thoughts on “*facepalm*

  1. I know this site allows us to harken back to high school so we can fantisize about classmates (that’s my logic and I’m stickin to it)…

    … but this makes me regress back to when I was 11 and I hated girls. No cuz she butchered it but she’s ugly and sounds stupid.

    #1 | Comment by BobBobson — January 16, 2009 @ 12:32 am

  2. Wow. I lol’ed all the way through, especially at Hans.

    #2 | Comment by Dan — January 16, 2009 @ 1:01 am

  3. Close, but SO far, far away…

    #3 | Comment by Topher — January 16, 2009 @ 1:09 am

  4. awesome 🙂
    I don’t recall Hans and luke kissing, but I guess it HAS been a while since I have seen the original theatrical release… maybe George cut it out for the various Special Editions 🙂

    #4 | Comment by MIK — January 16, 2009 @ 1:13 am

  5. “And now back to your regularly scheduled program.”

    #5 | Comment by Ryuka — January 16, 2009 @ 1:15 am

  6. I can’t stop laughing.

    That was 100x better than the real Star Wars trillogy (or whatever the term for 6 movies is) ever was.

    1 million interwebs for AB

    #6 | Comment by dex — January 16, 2009 @ 3:14 am

  7. angelbaby is a girl?

    #7 | Comment by Justin — January 16, 2009 @ 3:23 am

  8. as I said at /film
    this just makes her cuter.

    #8 | Comment by edc — January 16, 2009 @ 3:24 am

  9. #7.

    Justin is a boy?

    #9 | Comment by dex — January 16, 2009 @ 3:25 am

  10. I’m Ron Burgundy?

    #10 | Comment by gulliver — January 16, 2009 @ 3:39 am

  11. In the imortal words of Tom Hanks Yup!

    #11 | Comment by Ravenx8706 — January 16, 2009 @ 3:50 am

  12. I’ve seen the trilogy and I can’t recall as much from the movies as that chick.

    #12 | Comment by Kelvin — January 16, 2009 @ 4:32 am

  13. This movie is the awesomest thing on the web right now. Don’t deny it.

    #13 | Comment by El Gigante — January 16, 2009 @ 5:19 am

  14. I knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.

    #14 | Comment by Pirho — January 16, 2009 @ 7:30 am

  15. Totally unrelated, but i just found a nude pic of katy perry on fleshbot

    http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/2009/01/custom_1232112257736_-3.jpg

    enjoy

    #15 | Comment by Nigelbrown — January 16, 2009 @ 10:29 am

  16. @15

    That’s not Katy Perry, that’s some Photobucket chick named shishe or something along those lines.

    That vid was hilarious, I love the pic of her, it makes her seem …simple.

    #16 | Comment by JZ — January 16, 2009 @ 12:14 pm

  17. No one who has not seen Star Wars or is not scripted would remember “Lando Calrisian.” I call Bennigans on this mess.

    #17 | Comment by Dirk — January 16, 2009 @ 12:38 pm

  18. Full of WIN ! with a side of WTF !

    #18 | Comment by Jeffz — January 16, 2009 @ 2:43 pm

  19. I’d hit it.

    #19 | Comment by MoonMan42 — January 16, 2009 @ 5:24 pm

  20. Amanda might be cute if she wasn’t all crazy face and crazy hair. At least she sounds cute.

    #20 | Comment by Tony — January 16, 2009 @ 6:52 pm

  21. Hahaha, brilliant video!

    She’s not that bad. Very cute.

    That Katy Perry pic is fake, btw. But near enough for me!

    #21 | Comment by cobalt — January 16, 2009 @ 7:08 pm

  22. idiot.
    Fail.
    I don’t try to recite the plot of “Ten things I Hate about You”, do I bitch?

    “It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt”.

    p.s. trim those eyebrows, starting to look a bit like chewy yourself you scruffy looking nerf herder.

    #22 | Comment by that was stupid — January 16, 2009 @ 7:10 pm

  23. Shoot that bitch.
    srsly

    #23 | Comment by Mister — January 16, 2009 @ 7:48 pm

  24. #22- I saw parts of it once so I’ll give it a try.

    So, like, some chick can’t get a date cuz she’s ugly but her hot younger sister needs to hook her up before she can go make out with some loser.

    Then she gives some Aussie dude with cool blonde hair who’s been in jail some $ to take her to a paint ball range. He needs the cash for a new guitar. But then he starts to “like her” like her so he wants to buy her a present or flowers to be nice.

    Next, the not-as-cute chick finds out about the money and gets drunk and dances on a table at a house party. She gets a hangover and writes a poem the next day which she then recites in school. He feels bad, sings at her in an empty football stadium and they make out.

    The end.

    #24 | Comment by bill -um- watson — January 16, 2009 @ 9:18 pm

  25. # 22

    You really don’t need to, since 10 Things I Hate About You was just someone’s attempt to retell Shakespear’s “The Taming of the Shrew” after reading the Cliff Notes version

    #25 | Comment by Ravenzfire — January 17, 2009 @ 12:35 am

  26. I don’t see what’s wrong with that. She got the basics down and even remembered the names of most of the characters. At least she’s a girl who actually sat down and watched them in the first place. That’s a big plus in a girlfriend. Usually girls only like things with ponies in them and American Idol.

    Plus she described ewoks as “brown muppets” and that is a description on many levels of win.

    #26 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — January 17, 2009 @ 12:49 pm

  27. #24

    Don’t hide it, you’re clearly a devoted fan.

    Compare my synopsis of She’s All That:

    Some chick who is obviously gorgeous somehow don’t realize it and then is made to realize it by the end of the film, probably (and I’m guessing here) at her High School Prom (safe bet). After that her career nose-dives quicker than a hijacked 757.

    #27 | Comment by cobalt — January 17, 2009 @ 12:49 pm

  28. 27 – I’m not sure that’s a fair synopsis of that movie. I mean, that’s three quarters of the movies I was forced to watch by girls in high school. So you really could have just given us the paragraph version of any movie made in the last fifteen years targeted at people under 25.

    Also: has anyone else seen Tammy and the T-Rex? Cutting that one down to just a paragraph actually does it a lot of justice…

    #28 | Comment by Tycho Brahe — January 17, 2009 @ 4:05 pm

  29. tammy and the t-rex:
    denise richards dances for a brain.
    whoopie goldberg wears a fishnet bodysuit and falls in love with a dinosaur [not ted danson].

    #29 | Comment by edc — January 17, 2009 @ 7:15 pm

  30. watch?v=FFcsKupZ_3Q

    #30 | Comment by edc — January 17, 2009 @ 7:20 pm

  31. ^^^um…how?

    #31 | Comment by evil monkey — January 17, 2009 @ 7:29 pm

  32. Overall, she was all over the place and missed a few key points, you know, like the “Luke I am your father” thing. The addition of Luke and Hans kissing is weird, but still not as gross as Luke and Leia kissing, considering they were brother and sister.

    But, I still think I would take this over the prequel trilogy. If George Lucas wants to make another trilogy someday he should let her do it becuase she would at least be less inept than he has been lately.

    Jar Jar Binks, WTF were you thinking.

    #32 | Comment by evil monkey — January 17, 2009 @ 7:32 pm

  33. ^^^

    I like how she puts most of Return of the Jedi into Episode 5, so from there on in she has to make up this mythical 3rd film, hahaha.

    #28: Congratualtions!

    So you really could have just given us the paragraph version of any movie made in the last fifteen years targeted at people under 25.

    You just discovered the awful truth behind High School cinema! Now hide, quick, before those screenwriters try to silence you.

    #33 | Comment by cobalt — January 18, 2009 @ 8:10 am

  34. i wanna play with that girls boobs.

    #34 | Comment by yesyesyall — January 18, 2009 @ 9:32 am

  35. good stuff. that was really funny

    #35 | Comment by MoarMeganFoxNao — January 18, 2009 @ 5:59 pm

  36. Yeah, woulda been better if Amanda was naked during the retelling, and he just shot video of that. Still pretty funny, though.

    #36 | Comment by exelis — January 18, 2009 @ 8:21 pm

  37. Sorry guys..
    but this is kinda, totally fake. Still funy, but fake
    She could remember the robots names, pronounce Lando’s name and she can’t remember something like the “Luke I am your father” bit ??? come on

    #37 | Comment by Chimpo — February 4, 2009 @ 1:45 pm

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