Malin landed the April cover of Maxim magazine, and she’s looking hawt.
WARNING: the following pics are in uber hi res.
I finally saw Watchmen this weekend, and I thought it was pretty coo. First comic book movie that I can recall having a proper sex scene (not to mention a glowing blue pen0r). Kudos to Zack Snyder for not PG-13ing it up for the studio honchos.
Malin is hot but Watchmen was meh….
Highlight of her career was when she told Harold and Kumar she wanted them both inside her simaltaniously. FACT.
#1 | Comment by The Juice — March 16, 2009 @ 7:32 am
^^^
shotgun anus!
#2 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 16, 2009 @ 7:46 am
When did this site go from the glory days of “here’s some barely-legal idiot making a national joke out of herself with nothing but a webcam and a vibrator” to “here’s the cover of Maxim.”
And sometimes “Here’s the cover of FHM.”
And also “Here’s the cover of Australian Maxim.”
#3 | Comment by Michael — March 16, 2009 @ 8:49 am
FOURTH!
#4 | Comment by yesyesyall — March 16, 2009 @ 8:54 am
I’d argue that 300 was the first comic book movie to have a proper sex scene… although I’m sure there were some before that.
#5 | Comment by Sympaticos — March 16, 2009 @ 9:53 am
I’m going to hand it to AB for at least getting posts up, none of which are someone pooping 🙂
#6 | Comment by Kewtr — March 16, 2009 @ 10:13 am
All superhero movies fail.
This chick looks a little bit like Pammy before she went off the rails. Therefore I would surely hit it.
#7 | Comment by cobalt — March 16, 2009 @ 10:29 am
#3 – if you’ve got some video of your sister or girlfriend with a vibrator, just send it along and i’ll be happy to post it.
otherwise stfu.
#8 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 16, 2009 @ 11:06 am
pwn3d lolz
#9 | Comment by cobalt — March 16, 2009 @ 11:17 am
i just wanted to type something..
#10 | Comment by Xan — March 16, 2009 @ 12:43 pm
watchmen was a morally relativistic 3 hour attack on america’s self-righteous value system. every aspect, from the supernatural belief in good and evil, to puritanism, imperialism, industrialism, and even some digs at the american dream. they even managed to work in a jab about the age of consent. watchmen was beautiful.
#11 | Comment by Justin L — March 16, 2009 @ 2:10 pm
Angelbaby in the Silk Spectre costume whoop whoop now I pay to see that
#12 | Comment by Donerkebabs — March 16, 2009 @ 4:33 pm
“The superhero movie to end all superhero movies” -Zack Snyder
#13 | Comment by Darkstar — March 16, 2009 @ 6:59 pm
Shut up all u fags, I haven’t seen it yet.
Oh, and this chick is hot.
#14 | Comment by mister — March 16, 2009 @ 7:20 pm
The fact that you couldn’t be bothered to type out the word “you” leads me to discount anything else you migh have said.
#15 | Comment by Crawley — March 16, 2009 @ 9:03 pm
Actually, #3 makes a very valid point. But, the site is free and we have every right to just not visit. Although my visits are becoming less and less frequent simply because the content is so sparse and usually lame at that, I do still come back hoping for that nugget. Oh, and Malin Akerman is retarded hot.
#16 | Comment by M — March 16, 2009 @ 10:41 pm
A lot of her pics at the Maxim website are hot too:
http://www.maxim.com/Malin-Akerman/girls-of-maxim/gallery/62357/8984.aspx#/MalinAkermanImage11/girls-of-maxim/gallery/62360/8984.aspx
Oh and speaking of that sex scene:
http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/malin-akerman/malin-akerman-nude-videos-from-watchmen-004461
Let’s face it, the almost-nudity of a lad magazine is no substitute for the actual nudity of actual nudity.
#17 | Comment by evil monkey — March 17, 2009 @ 2:12 am
She is fucking cute. Also the woman that played here mom had a rack and a half on her too. Funny enough she was in Sin City movie too as the lesbian detective. mmmmmm, lesbians.
#18 | Comment by Pirho — March 17, 2009 @ 6:20 am
Malin is so hawt! Girl’s gorgeous but such a meh actor. Watchmen was a fun movie, but definitely no Dark Knight.
#19 | Comment by Phil says, "huh?" — March 17, 2009 @ 7:06 am
Dark Knight sucked compared to this movie. Dark Knight didn’t have her in it, and no one was naked!
#20 | Comment by Pirho — March 17, 2009 @ 7:20 am
No, you.
#21 | Comment by Phil says, "huh?" — March 17, 2009 @ 7:40 am
Just admit it, you have a thing for Heath Ledger
#22 | Comment by Pirho — March 17, 2009 @ 8:16 am
Where is my pictorial of Jackie Earle Haley, I ask you?
#23 | Comment by Seriously — March 17, 2009 @ 10:52 am
Thank you for the backup. Those nuggets are why I keep coming back as well, but I don’t think there’s been anything worthwhile here in months.
If the site were someone’s personal blog, fine, dissent can be childishly dismissed with an oh-so leet “STFU,” but when they made the decision to sell ad space, they made it a consumer product. And so I confidently say, “No, YOU stfu.”
I can’t wait for the next Polish Gear to hit newsstands so that AngelBaby can copy/paste.
#24 | Comment by Michael — March 17, 2009 @ 2:24 pm
cry more
#25 | Comment by Mike — March 17, 2009 @ 3:09 pm
Blame Justin
#26 | Comment by Pirho — March 17, 2009 @ 4:17 pm
#24 – does the fact that there are ads on the site somehow mean you were FORCED to come here? that would be like childishly complaining that a tv channel didn’t have any shows you liked, even though they showed commercials. try using a little logic in your arguments in the future.
or just take my earlier suggestion and STFU. i’ll even throw in some extra advice for free…GTFO.
#27 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 17, 2009 @ 6:44 pm
Nothing worthwile here and still commenting?
I hate such assholes
#28 | Comment by walker4409 — March 17, 2009 @ 7:58 pm
no u
#29 | Comment by mister — March 17, 2009 @ 7:59 pm
Swedish bitches are fuckin’ hawt
#30 | Comment by Tony — March 17, 2009 @ 11:14 pm
Let’s all wait for Michael outside the doors and jump him when he leaves.
Oh wait, this is a website. There goes another plan.
#31 | Comment by cobalt — March 18, 2009 @ 4:27 am
the tv and music industries are childish crap, which would be fine, except that they’ve worked hard to stifle alternatives
#32 | Comment by Justin L — March 18, 2009 @ 7:55 am
Has anyone else noticed that Kristen Stewart looks exactly like a cross between Alicia Silverstone and Michael Pitt?
#33 | Comment by cobalt — March 18, 2009 @ 9:28 am
Let’s see some Octomom!!!!!!!!!
#34 | Comment by Tyler — March 18, 2009 @ 10:56 am
^^^
ew. no.
#35 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 18, 2009 @ 10:57 am
This chick is kind of boringish. I don’t see her ever being more famous than she is right now. For showing her boobies.
#36 | Comment by The Pope — March 18, 2009 @ 4:59 pm
having just seen the movie in IMAX, I can say she is ass-tastic. Best 13 buck I ever spent.
#37 | Comment by mister — March 18, 2009 @ 7:57 pm
I saw the film twice.. first time good. 2nd time oh dear. it’s just a bit.. long.
as for the babe.. meh. there’s been better women to squeeze into skin tight leather.
#38 | Comment by garth2k — March 18, 2009 @ 9:31 pm
Am I the only one who thinks she has Lucy Lawless going on with the dark hair? Though it would have to be LL on a very good day.
#39 | Comment by Metacarpal — March 19, 2009 @ 1:10 am
I agree with #36. She’s worth leering at, but overall meh.
Fucking horrible jaw on her too – linebacker stylez.
#40 | Comment by Jenesis — March 21, 2009 @ 5:48 pm