Well, it had to happen sooner or later. I’m back.

Yep… as if you didn’t see it coming…

But yeah, don’t you just hate it when that happens though? I mean, you know… when people quit their sites only to come crawling back after a coupla weeks? It’s probably not at all surprising coming from me since this isn’t exactly the first time i’ve ‘came back’ from ‘the dead’. I’ve probably ‘quit’ the site like what now? 4.. 5 times?

I’ve probably lost all credibility though… with any more ‘i quit’ announcements that i might make in the future. And it sorta makes me feel kinda guilty having to come back actually… to be defying your expectations by coming back and all. Unless of course you were expecting me to come back… then that’s an entirely different story altogether. But yeah, the point is, i feel sorta guilty coming back after having received all these nice e-mails.

I pulled a similar stunt about a year ago. Remember?

Although, to my credit, i never really did say that i’d ‘quit’. And i did say that i might be coming back. And well, whaddaya know? Here i am. Truth be told, i just had to shut down the site for a while because of all the bandwidth that i was eating up. I only have a 10 gig limit for my site and there i was pushing 100 gigs a month.

…

Alright, truth to really be told is that i could’ve just left the site running without the porn but i thought i’d just take a little break from it all. Spend time with my girlfriend, play videogames, watch movies etc etc. Stuff that i couldn’t seem to find much time for when i had the site up and running.

But back to the whole bandwidth thing. A lot of people have been IMing and emailing me telling me to get a better host etc etc. One with unlimited bandwidth or whatever. But y’see, i don’t wanna have to PAY to run my site. I don’t think it’s worth all that money you see? I’m happy with my 75 megs and 10 gigs per month bandwidth limit. That’s a pretty good deal considering that i get hosted for free. And i even got my domain name for free. All at the expense of my gracious host. There used to be a time where he would probably host you if your site was good enough (e.g MINE) but not so anymore. He might host you if you’re a good friend of his or if you’re willing to be his bitch though (ehem… Sung).

But don’t count on it. Instead, if you’re looking for good cheap reliable hosting, then Solo might be able to hook you up with a pretty sweet deal.

But anyway… i guess i should at least give an overview of what’s been going on in my life (or lack of it) this past month while i was gone.

…

Actually nothing much really happened. All i’ve been doing really is just buying a boatload of DVD’s (DVD’s are so cheap here! Compared to stinking Malaysia! I have a whole new stack of them on my desk right now) and PS2 games (Virtua Fighter 4… Mmmm). Oh and Gamecube games too.

Bence bought a GC! And Eye is back! He needs a host. Host him!

Oh and the porn is back (for you damn perverts). They’re being hosted offsite on my Mac iTools account though. And not every single link works. So there’s still a coupla broken links here and there. Plus… all that shit might get deleted if the Apple people find out that i’m hosting nakie pics on there. I didn’t bother to read their TOS so yeah, if you click on a link and nothing shows up, then it’s probably because the found out.

APPLE PLEASE DON’T SUE.

In other news, Stal quit her site =(

But she still has posting rights to this one though so maybe we might see a new post from her on here? I hope so. POST HERE STAL!

Mandi’s gone (but not forever). Sarah’s dead (well not DEAD dead but yeah, dead) and Nikki’s gone too. =(

Cleo’s site is FINALLY up. Not sure if she’ll be posting here anymore but she still has access if she so pleases. Thess, of course, still has access here. Always. <3 Actually, she’s one of the reasons why i decided to bring back the site: 26/2/02 10:47 PM Teflon Parakeet: Don’t be gay, justin.
psykotik2k: it’s not number 4!
Teflon Parakeet: How long has that thing been up?
psykotik2k: 22 hours
psykotik2k: i’ve already gotten 15 emails about it
psykotik2k: even one from lucy (!)
Teflon Parakeet: I almost sent one, but signed on here to whine, instead.

28/3/02 8:08 PM
Teflon Parakeet: You could be updating.
Teflon Parakeet: If you had a site.

18/3/02 10:10 PM
Teflon Parakeet: You should do something with that page of yours.
Teflon Parakeet: It’s a disgrace to the neighborhood.
Teflon Parakeet: Everybody’s talking about it.
Teflon Parakeet: “Did you see that Justin guy’s page? Ugh, can’t he afford lawn care?”

5/3/02 5:04 PM
Teflon Parakeet: I went to your site just now.
Teflon Parakeet: I forgot that you PUSSIED OUT OF RUNNING A PAGE.

I love that girl.

Okay, i feel like posting up more crap but i don’t want this post to be like a mile long. And also, the stuff i’m gonna post up pretty much constitutes as filler… but i’ve got a little reward for those of you who actually take the time to stick through with reading the rest of this post.

Although, if you’re smart, you could always just scroll straight down to the bottom of the page after clicking on that ‘more’ link to get your stinking ‘reward’ without even having to subject yourself to reading my crap.

Yes, i’m still quite the self aware bastard that i’ve always been.

So… in other news (in other, more… “holy shit, really??” news; as i’d like to so put it), i actually managed to still get well over 1500 hits daily from over 1000 people even while my site was down. And get this, people were STILL begging me for their links to be put up on the site even though it was DEAD.

Some people even wanted to make some easy money out of the hits I was getting!

I mean, look at this!

29/3/02 10:23 AM
ihitagopher: can i ask you a small favor?
psykotik2k: what?
ihitagopher: can you display a pop up banner on there
ihitagopher: oh would you please
psykotik2k: what is it?
ihitagopher: its a pop up of a banner
ihitagopher: ehh
psykotik2k: duh, i know
psykotik2k: of what?
ihitagopher: anything the ad decides to put on there
ihitagopher: no porn
psykotik2k: why my site?
ihitagopher: because your not using it
ihitagopher: and your still getting hits
psykotik2k: not much
ihitagopher: 1500 is pretty much
psykotik2k: try asking http://internetgossip.net. they get more than i do
ihitagopher: i asked
ihitagopher: the owner dosent like it
ihitagopher: me
ihitagopher: please could you do this for me
psykotik2k: my site is dead!
ihitagopher: 1500 a day is
ihitagopher: good hits
ihitagopher: for a dead site

No shit it’s good. But still! wtf man???!

30/3/02 3:58 PM
ihitagopher: hey
ihitagopher: uhh
ihitagopher: can i ask you something
psykotik2k: what is it?
ihitagopher: ill host you free of charge
ihitagopher: if you put a pop up and a banner on yer site
ihitagopher: the max space i can give you is
ihitagopher: 1 GB
ihitagopher: max bandwidth would be lets say
ihitagopher: can you manage 80 GB
ihitagopher: monthly
ihitagopher: if yer ads pay off
psykotik2k: pop ups of what?
ihitagopher: just to get me money
psykotik2k: i dont need hosting
ihitagopher: ooh ok
ihitagopher: nvm
psykotik2k: okay

Tell me now, WHY would i EVER want to put someone else’s banner on MY site so that HE can make money off ot it?

And yes, as i was saying, people who still ask to be linked. On a dead site.

15/3/02 5:04 PM
suicide goldfish: i was actually wondering…if i may be so honoured to ask [v.v…] any chance on the little goodbye page on BIAGW… can u put my link up by any way? i get liek negative hits and it would be really helpful
psykotik2k: haha. i doubt it’s gonna bring in that many hits

He must’ve been thinking: “When in doubt, try again in about 2 weeks”. Because about 2 weeks later…

27/3/02 6:55 PM
suicidegoldfish: whats up dude? remember me?
psykotik2k: yep
suicidegoldfish: hows it going? long time no annoy
psykotik2k: yeah
suicide goldfish: i actually had a question for you..
psykotik2k: what is it?
suicide goldfish: on the godbye bage on biagw.. any chance i can get abusedreality.com linked? my hits are in the negatives ^.^
suicide goldfish: if so, it would be much appreciated..if not, es be coolio
psykotik2k: my site is dead
psykotik2k: why do you want a link on a dead site?
suicide goldfish: because you still probably get a shitload of links.. i dont know.. it was just a question.
psykotik2k: i get about 1500 a day still
suicide goldfish: i know.. i get about 20 lol. i was jsut wodnering if you could just put my link where u have the links…

*shakes head*

Anyhow, take a look at these sites down here.

• http://www.geocities.com/amplifiedmouse/bio.html
• http://www27.brinkster.com/fua/
• http://www.angelfire.com/ca7/Raydar/faq.html
• http://utt-erlly.com/

Notice anything familiar?

It’s nice to know that people like your site enough to just lift whole faqs and bios sections for their own pages with minimal changes to the actual text.

The funny thing is, i didn’t even think they were that good enough to steal from in the first place. I mean, if i weren’t me and i saw those sections on another site, i probably wouldn’t even bother ripping it off for my own. I mean, seriously. Those sections are CRAP. I could probably shit out a better bio and faq myself.

Things i need to do (that nobody would really care to know about except for the last one):

• Update my DVD list.I’ve bought a WHOLE lot of DVD’s since i last updated
• Possibly make a PS2/GC list to accompany my (never to be updated again) DC list.Although i probably might no bother since i don’t really have that many PS2 and GC games. Yet.
• Find a new girl for the layout.You’ve probably already noticed that i’ve gone back to using Angelina Jolie in my layout. It used to be Drew Barrymore on there. I’m not actually a fan of either of them but if you were to ask me which one i’d want to fuck, i’d say Kirsten Dunst. But that wouldn’t make any sense.
• Let you all know that this is all just one big April Fool’s joke and that i’m not actually back.

Ha.

Anyway. Here’s your reward for sticking through with the post.

• Britney Spears Topless
• Britney Spears Butt

Oh and i shake my head in shame if you just scrolled all the way down here to get to these links without actually reading the post.

SHAME ON YOU. FOR SHAME. FOR SHAME.