Hi. It’s been a while since i last posted up an image on the site. Let’s see if i can still remember how to do that:

I amaze myself sometimes.
Alright. First of all, let’s take a look at that pic. It’s a webcam shot of me holding up a ticket. You can’t exactly see me in the picture (nor do i think you would want to) but i can assure you that it’s really a webcam shot of me holding up a ticket.
Look closely and you can probably make out the name Janeane Garofalo on there. Yes, it’s actually a ticket for one of her stand up shows. You know… Janeane Garofalo… comedienne… short, bitchy, funny.
Now the big question is, what the hell is Janeane Garofalo doing in KALAMAZOO, Michigan of all places??
Not that i’m complaining or anything. I mean, it’s great that she’s actually gonna be here in KALAMAZOO, Michigan (of all places) to do her stand up routine (which i will be going to come this Saturday, April the 6th). I actually did a double take the first time i passed by the State Theater; while i was on the bus to the mall, seeing her name amongst some other names up on the marquee. I mean, that can’t be right. Janeane Garofalo? In KALAMAZOO, Michigan?
So i checked it out on the web. To see if she was indeed doing any shows up here in KALAMAZOO, Michigan and sure enough, there it was. KALAMAZOO, Michigan.
Which was really quite shocking to me. I mean, look at the other cities she’s doing shows in. St. Louis, Pheonix, Los Angeles… all big name cities… but KALAMAZOO?
Okay. Maybe i’m just making too big a deal of out things but hey, it gives me an excuse to post up a picture of my ticket and say KALAMAZOO seven times in all caps.
Anyway, i’d like to share with you a disturbing e-mail.
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject:
From: “Maven” Pyro_Fish_01@hotmail.com
Date: Wed, Feb 20 2002 8:37:09 PM -0500
i wish i was you
maven
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You need help.
In other news:
ex0ticnsull3n: tard
ex0ticnsull3n: i just realized something
psykotik2k: what?
ex0ticnsull3n: you still have evil 14 year old girl.
psykotik2k: you’re not 15 yet
ex0ticnsull3n: ive been 15 since january. i told you that like a month ago
psykotik2k: really?
And with that, Suzi is no longer an evil 14 year old girl. She’s an evil 15 year old girl now.
Somehow that doesn’t have quite the same ring to it. But she’s still evil nonetheless. I mean, look. She called me a tard.
My hits have been pretty good lately. Almost 6000 hits from over 3000 people on April 2nd alone. Yes. I am big time e/n.
Although… 90% of those hits probably account for people who were just looking for porn but hey, like i really give a damn about what kind of people visit this site.
This is probably old news by now but for those of you who’re out of the loop and are interested at all in anything that has to do with Bruce Campbell, Sam Raimi, the Evil Dead series and the new Spider-Man movie, then here are a coupla tidbits that you may have not already heard about:
first comment! what now
#1 | Comment by ike — April 4, 2002 @ 3:02 am
do you like christy chung?
i love christy chung. (how i came about your site)
just beng
#2 | Comment by beng — April 4, 2002 @ 4:26 am
I agree with suzi. U’re a tard. hehe 😉
#3 | Comment by Z — April 4, 2002 @ 6:18 am
finally the e/n GOD is back in business now quit slacking and get back to work you lazy tard. jk.
#4 | Comment by Josh — April 4, 2002 @ 8:37 am
OMG Justina!! *throws herself at Justin* ….. welcome back! I miss u so much *MWaHHHs*! hahaha .. *hugz*
hey .. a girl is entitled to being happy becoz f.u.b.a.r is back, right? *grin*
#5 | Comment by Jamie — April 4, 2002 @ 11:20 am
when you update your links, will you put me in there? hehehe just had to ask…
#6 | Comment by Miss Shigatsu — April 4, 2002 @ 12:36 pm
Janeane Garofalo=good. Kazamoazoasf, Michigan? Say whaaaaat? That’s crazy that she’s going there…of all places… someone wishes they could be you… you must be a very cool kid.
#7 | Comment by Zoja — April 4, 2002 @ 7:33 pm
I’m going to go stalk you now. *jumps on greyhound again*
#8 | Comment by stacy — April 4, 2002 @ 8:09 pm
she called me a tard because i always refer to her as being fickle. i spose i deserved that.
#9 | Comment by dugas of eenodol — April 5, 2002 @ 3:36 am
wonder how suzi gets hosted by so many ppl. wonder if she gives the hosters nude pics of herself..jk.
#10 | Comment by 123 — April 5, 2002 @ 9:14 am
yes. ha, ha.
#11 | Comment by suzi — April 5, 2002 @ 5:34 pm
seriously i dont know who bruce campbell is…
#12 | Comment by vass — April 6, 2002 @ 12:18 pm
I think Bruce Campbell is the actor who plays the character Ash in Evil Dead and Army of Darkness. Both flicks are ok, but Army of Darkness was much more comical than Evil Dead.
: )
#13 | Comment by zhi279 — April 7, 2002 @ 3:27 pm
I have never been to this "f.u.m.a.r"’s sight ever before. I think I’ll explore and get back to you on it’s coolness factor. From the color of the page, I’m thinkin three…although the layout is adequate, it is slightly on the fuggo side. Be back.
#14 | Comment by Obbalobbie — May 12, 2002 @ 5:45 pm
Alright, where are the nude celebs? Maybe I shouldn’t have given up at the weblog archives…
Then again I don’t really care. After all, I am a girl. But I guess that doesn’t say much.
ANyway, I’m glad I’m posting this a month or so after you, f.u.m.a.r. have posted anything.
It’s odd how I haven’t stumbled over a picture of you yet…hmm..interesting…
Anyway, if you have any nude Spider-Man pics, e-mail me. Peace out.
#15 | Comment by Obbalobbie — May 12, 2002 @ 6:08 pm
Hi. Er, first time at this site…I skimmed through a few archives and noticed you mentioned how people link you to their site and such. Well, I found you when looking for comments from Toby McGuire on the new Spider-Man flick.
Toby McGuire is one hot piece of ass.
However, I find Kirsten Dunst absurdly annoying (Please don’t hunt me down and slaughter me..although you can hunt me down and do interesting things to my breasts). She was on SNL last night. I missed it.
This is all beside the pont. To be honest, there is no real point. I decided that posting a message would make me more like one of your followers. And I’m all for conformity.
I’m izzout, yizzo.
#16 | Comment by Allie403 — May 12, 2002 @ 6:48 pm