Anna Paquin

Okay, this has been on many sites over the past couple of days, but there might be a few who haven’t seen it yet. The little girl who won an Oscar for The Piano has gone full slut for your enjoyment in her vampire porn series on pay cable.

Anna got topless in the first season, but according to many reviewers, they’ve upped the ante in the first episode of season 2. Here’s what the Boston Globe had to say:

“A sex scene that is both sensual and bloody between stars Paquin and Moyer…goes as far as premium cable can go without crossing into X-rated territory.”

I’ll let y’all be the judge…

And the formula appears to be working. I’m sure it comes as no surprise to anyone here, but BOOBS = RATINGS. The season 2 premiere earned a series record-setting 3.7 million viewers, making it was the most-watched program on HBO since “The Sopranos” finale two years ago.

35 thoughts on “Anna Paquin

  1. IFHSDERFIRST FRIST

    #1 | Comment by khkhkh — June 18, 2009 @ 12:03 am

  2. What gorgeous gumdrops she has. I would love to stick my candy cane in her gap-toothed mouth. No maple syrup needed to chow down on her.

    Shows pretty good regardless of this.

    #2 | Comment by Buddy the Elf — June 18, 2009 @ 12:04 am

  3. Yes please, more…

    #3 | Comment by TheMan — June 18, 2009 @ 12:09 am

  4. yowza, i never thought she was attractive before, but this aint bad.

    #4 | Comment by mike — June 18, 2009 @ 12:17 am

  5. and i called her a dog too.

    #5 | Comment by dirty pic man — June 18, 2009 @ 12:19 am

  6. The ratings were high because of silly little teens and lonely women between the age of 18 – 24 who LOVE that ridiculously horrible Twighlite Series!

    They needed a Vampire Fix! There were no Stories that said,,…..Everyone, come one, come all, Rogue from Xmen is getting Nakid!

    With that said…I did like this show, and will watch it soon on my DVR

    #6 | Comment by BONG — June 18, 2009 @ 12:39 am

  7. I love her.

    #7 | Comment by een — June 18, 2009 @ 2:22 am

  8. Never found her that hot, but I have to admit she looks good nakid. Not sure if I would call that X-Rated. As far as I’m concerned, it’s all soft-core until some gets cummed in the eye.

    #8 | Comment by evil monkey — June 18, 2009 @ 2:31 am

  9. People like boobs?

    #9 | Comment by tool — June 18, 2009 @ 2:40 am

  10. Well, It gave me a boner!

    #10 | Comment by gulliver — June 18, 2009 @ 3:21 am

  11. did you really just say “y’all”?

    *facepalm*

    #11 | Comment by Dex — June 18, 2009 @ 4:27 am

  12. ^^^
    yeah. wut?

    >_>

    #12 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 18, 2009 @ 4:39 am

  13. ^^^

    Yellowneck…

    #13 | Comment by Dex — June 18, 2009 @ 4:45 am

  14. This show brings a new set of nipples just about every week, and does it on top of being surprisingly great cheese with some really, really screwed up things going on.

    I approve!

    #14 | Comment by ZekeDMS — June 18, 2009 @ 5:27 am

  15. Watching this, don’t you think it looks like the shittiest show ever? What in high fuckdom is that music? It sounds like some shit background theme from Hercules or Xena.

    I’m with #8. Nice to see her get the twins out and the medium shot of her reclining on the bed is sweet. But she’s one of the all-time buttafaces.

    #15 | Comment by cobalt — June 18, 2009 @ 8:17 am

  16. Good caps btw AB. IMHO the caps are better than the video.

    #16 | Comment by cobalt — June 18, 2009 @ 8:19 am

  17. Now its time for Twilight to put out with some Kristin Stewart hardcore scenes to up the anti. Double teamed by A vampire and a werewolf…. actually that sounds like some Furry type shit….. nvm

    #17 | Comment by Holy Shitballs Batman — June 18, 2009 @ 9:45 am

  18. i wanna see more of the redhead

    #18 | Comment by Mike — June 18, 2009 @ 10:15 am

  19. ahm neva satisfied… i wanna see her bush.

    #19 | Comment by slughorn — June 18, 2009 @ 10:18 am

  20. That’s nothing. When I read the Globe quote I was thinking it’d be “A History of Violence” meets “300” kind of sex, but it was not. Bahahaha but when he showed his vamp teeth, it was hilarious.

    #20 | Comment by The Who — June 18, 2009 @ 10:24 am

  21. #14 epitomizes the online porn seeker. He hasn’t gotten laid in years, if ever. Yet he feels the need to call a hot naked actress a “buttaface.” I bet she looks a lot better than your hand, bitch tits.

    #21 | Comment by jesus — June 18, 2009 @ 10:45 am

  22. Whata fucking lame softporn i hate such artificial
    passion, his retarded facial expression is maybe
    a homage to her silicone tits

    #22 | Comment by walker4409 — June 18, 2009 @ 12:23 pm

  23. She looked a hell of a lot better in this scene than she did in last season’s topless scene. She’s still a butterface, but I still fapped to it.

    #23 | Comment by Nobody — June 18, 2009 @ 2:47 pm

  24. LOL, When I clicked on the link it coincided with a new track on lastfm.com. I thought it was the soundtrack. I kept thinking “Beastie Boys ‘Shadrach'” seems a little strange for this scene, but maybe its genius.”

    O, BTW, I’d hit it.

    #24 | Comment by Mister — June 18, 2009 @ 3:03 pm

  25. I agree with #19, I want to see bush from her. And when is that chick that plays Tara gonna get neked?

    #25 | Comment by Pirho — June 18, 2009 @ 6:00 pm

  26. I gotta start watching this show… more Paquin naked!

    #26 | Comment by Hamish — June 18, 2009 @ 6:43 pm

  27. I was balls deep in my sweet sister about a year ago and I was pretending she was anna paquin…I came fast

    #27 | Comment by al — June 18, 2009 @ 7:43 pm

  28. I had that running in the background and was pleasantly surprised to catch that scene …

    But x-rated. What crap. All she did was show her boobs and have a little grind. There was no vagina, no changing positions, no nipple twisting … it was Cinemax lite.

    I mean even Katie Morgan’s chat show thing has her sitting in a chair beaver-bare for 30 minutes.

    The Boston Globe need to watch more movies and TV. Like that dull as dirt other HBO show Tell Me You Love Me.

    #28 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — June 18, 2009 @ 8:00 pm

  29. #21: lol, why the fuck else are you here dipshit??

    #29 | Comment by cobalt — June 18, 2009 @ 8:04 pm

  30. #22: Walker buddy I found a pic of your dream girl:

    http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/3401/img2201.jpg

    I’d hit it.

    #30 | Comment by cobalt — June 18, 2009 @ 8:33 pm

  31. You missed it (I missed it too) Guess what was May 26th — you need to post pics in honor of this date.

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1559611/

    #31 | Comment by Asswipe — June 18, 2009 @ 9:34 pm

  32. ^^^
    nope, didn’t miss it…there just wasn’t anything worth posting to celebrate her 18th b-day.

    to bad yep to bad

    #32 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 18, 2009 @ 11:57 pm

  33. #30
    Thanks cobalt, but she┬┤s too fat

    #33 | Comment by walker4409 — June 20, 2009 @ 3:16 pm

  34. Paquin was more fappable in “The Piano”

    #34 | Comment by dirty young man — June 21, 2009 @ 10:23 pm

  35. I am strangely aroused by this.

    #35 | Comment by humbert — June 23, 2009 @ 6:39 pm

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