Megan Fox

Yeah, we’ve been in another pretty dead period for material. I guess I could start posting paragraphs of text like somebody, but I won’t subject everyone to that.

So instead, here are some hi res pics from the “Wake Up with Megan Fox” photospread that was in Esquire this summer. Some of you might recognize these from the tiny versions that were on numerous other sites.

Did anyone see Jennifer’s Body? Anyone??

86 thoughts on “Megan Fox

  1. I’m bored with her now.

    And the more I see her stupid tattoos the more I just want to punch her in the face and tell her to stop talking.

    #1 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — September 30, 2009 @ 11:16 pm

  2. Ehh, I rather see the sophie monk tittie pix than no tittie megan fox pics.

    Thnx for an update though. Beggers can’t be choosers I guess.

    #2 | Comment by Yuu — September 30, 2009 @ 11:19 pm

  3. I didn’t see Jennifer’s Body, I rented Gigli instead

    #3 | Comment by billy by — September 30, 2009 @ 11:21 pm

  4. I saw it, just to watch her make out with Amanda Seyfried.


    #4 | Comment by Mr. Bojangles — September 30, 2009 @ 11:31 pm

  5. Saw Jennifer’s Body, real campy but some hilarious and sexy scenes in it..other than that total snoozefest.

    I’m with George above though, the tattoos annoy the hell out of me, I mean seriously when you look like megan fox why the hell would you have a paragraph on your ribcage for the guy to read????

    #5 | Comment by DeGeneration — September 30, 2009 @ 11:38 pm

  6. Jennifer’s Body was TERRIBLE. Just like this no talent whore. Get her off my screen.

    #6 | Comment by dizzle — September 30, 2009 @ 11:43 pm


    The people here love innocence, and that defilement of innocence is what gets us off. Megan Fox is a bitch that based her career on her slutty-ness.

    #7 | Comment by Jack — September 30, 2009 @ 11:51 pm

  8. she is so overrated… how did she get in movies again? might be jewish… would explain why she’s such a major bia-yatch!

    #8 | Comment by denny the green — September 30, 2009 @ 11:52 pm

  9. Shes still hot despite what you have heard.
    Jennifers Body was aiight. i know the kiddies cant wait for this movie to come out on dvd.

    #9 | Comment by smoke a blunt — October 1, 2009 @ 12:21 am

  10. *gives #7 a slow clap*

    You had me at “defilement of innocence”

    #10 | Comment by Blumpkin — October 1, 2009 @ 12:51 am

  11. i dont like her. id be interested if she did porn or something.

    #11 | Comment by Lobster — October 1, 2009 @ 1:49 am

  12. #7’s right. Enough with this overrated skank…

    This place needs more “fresh” material… like AnnaSophia Robb, Key Pannabaker, Hayley Erin… more suggestions welcome…

    #12 | Comment by Josh — October 1, 2009 @ 3:04 am

  13. You people are nuts. Megan Fox is hotter than a fucking supernova…

    …as long as she keeps her mouth shut. 😉

    #13 | Comment by EmJee — October 1, 2009 @ 4:47 am

  14. who needs Megan Fox

    everybody forget Angelina Jolie – she actually did
    a sex scene in a movie

    when is Megan going to do real nudity ?

    heres the Angelina video (not safe for work)

    #14 | Comment by adsf — October 1, 2009 @ 5:47 am

  15. I notice the photographer took most of the shots from angles that concealed that spectacularly retarted tattoo on her right forearm. I can’t fap to this.

    #15 | Comment by cobalt — October 1, 2009 @ 5:47 am

  16. I love her.

    #16 | Comment by een — October 1, 2009 @ 6:05 am

  17. @12 Angelina Jolie can suck my fat hairy arse!

    I like Sasha Grey… I mean Megan Fox, but the hottest thing in these pics is the tiny hint of stocking

    #17 | Comment by MIK — October 1, 2009 @ 6:49 am

  18. The only tattoo of hers that bothers me is the one above her special place that says “Brian.” I don’t want to see another dude’s name down there (or anywhere on a girl’s body, really) when I’m taking care of business. Especially when it’s some douchebag’s name like Brian Austin Greene.

    But yeah, I don’t really mind her other tattoos, but the one that says “Brian” would piss me off if I was hitting it and had to see that one all the time.

    #18 | Comment by pyronuc — October 1, 2009 @ 7:12 am

  19. she is just some plastic bimbo who is not worthy of dontlinkthis.

    #19 | Comment by dizzle — October 1, 2009 @ 8:51 am

  20. #5 I’m guessing it is better to read the paragraph than to actually listen to the mindless drivel which spills from her mouth with alarming regularity.

    #20 | Comment by Big Ole Perv — October 1, 2009 @ 9:03 am

  21. #8 – Blaming the Jews for Megan Fox? Well, I guess it’s better than being blamed for wars & the slave trade. 🙂

    #21 | Comment by flyboy — October 1, 2009 @ 10:34 am

  22. so hoTT. these high res are awesome.

    saw the movie, liked it but mainly cuz i kinda expected worse, and it wasnt as bad as it seemed it could be….plus the make out scene was a nice little surprise 🙂

    #22 | Comment by qwerty — October 1, 2009 @ 11:20 am

  23. There’s not enough maple syrup in the world to make that gash sweet enough to eat! I asked Mr Narwhal to just get it over with and skewer this bitch and save the planet. I’m glad to see most here agree!!

    #23 | Comment by Buddy the Elf — October 1, 2009 @ 2:02 pm


    #24 | Comment by Branden — October 1, 2009 @ 2:25 pm

  25. I can’t believe how much I want to fart right in her face…She is a bitch,can’t act for shit..she is just a piece of meat…rotten meat to me

    #25 | Comment by Branden — October 1, 2009 @ 2:30 pm

  26. Hey, if she’s got “Brian” tattooed down there I will change my bloody name for chance to muff-dive. Megan is hot.

    #26 | Comment by Dave — October 1, 2009 @ 2:35 pm

  27. I saw the movie, and during the makeout scene the projector had a brain wrap (for all you non movie theater nerds: something got fucked up.)

    Ruined the whole makeout scene for me. The rest of it wasn’t even worth it.

    #27 | Comment by zomghxc — October 1, 2009 @ 2:44 pm

  28. a bit off topic …

    So I stumbled across some NSFW pictures of my kid sister on the Internet… what do I do?

    no pictures – just discussion …

    #28 | Comment by adsf — October 1, 2009 @ 3:45 pm

  29. #28

    Obviously, I was freaked for a number of reasons. First and foremost being the fact that she’s my LITTLE SISTER FOR CHRIST’S SAKE! Second, she’s ONLY SIXTEEN MEANING THE PICTURE IS ILLEGAL!!! I immediately deleted it, emptied my browser’s cache, and ran an eraser program just in case. I then disabled the displaying of images and went back to the thread I’d found it on.

    i) Over-reaction much? Is this the 21st century or Calvinist Geneva?

    ii) You fucking hypocrite; you have been busting a nut to somebody’s little sister for all of your sexless adolescent existence, and never had a problem before.

    iii) A ‘true story’ like this appears on 4chan every night, and reddit is hardly the font of all truth.

    iv) Why are nude pics a big deal? Shitheads like you make it into a big deal. A few nude pics aren’t going to fuck somebody’s life up at 16. Pay attention in school, especially math and science. Read books (Twilight doesn’t count). Acquire varied work experience to beef-up your resume. Don’t do hard drugs. Don’t go and meet up with wasters out of school. Nude pics don’t mean shit. Unless you planned to run for President… in which case, yeah, you’re fucked.

    #29 | Comment by cobalt — October 1, 2009 @ 4:27 pm

  30. “Oh boy, what a load of crap in those answers you go asdf (assuming that’s you, and you aren’t just fucking around). Maybe ‘you’ should talk to ‘her’, but criminalizing her, that’s just stupid shit. If she feels comfortable with her sexuality, she’s going to be better off than most people. If she’s letting people degrade her, well, it depends why. If she’s enjoying toying with peoples’ heads on the internet, let her, if she’s got self-esteem issues, help her work through them. Either way, don’t act like what she’s doing is wrong… Illegal is not tantamount to wrong.”

    #30 | Comment by Ryuka — October 1, 2009 @ 4:40 pm

  31. I saw Jennifer’s Body, I liked it

    #31 | Comment by Coolstream — October 1, 2009 @ 4:58 pm

  32. @18 Hey faggot, go fuck yourself to my name some more. It’s green not greene. What kind of homo thinks of a dude when looking to tattooed words on a hot female. I dislike all tattoos on bitches. Tattoos only look good on faggots like pyronuc. That way you can tell who sucks a mean dick.

    No one gives a shit. Go fuck your sis and post pics or gtfo.

    #32 | Comment by Brian Austin Green — October 1, 2009 @ 7:01 pm

  33. Brian Austin Green is my favorite rapper

    #33 | Comment by Captain Fap — October 1, 2009 @ 7:32 pm

  34. if they cut her tongue out and put her to work in a brothel, i would have no problem with that. she’s an ignorant biatch deserving of nothing better.

    #34 | Comment by Taco — October 1, 2009 @ 9:37 pm

  35. I would fuck her face

    #35 | Comment by SaMsa — October 1, 2009 @ 10:07 pm

  36. I’ve known women named Megan; women named Megan have been my friend. And you, bitch, are no Fox.

    #36 | Comment by DreadedSpermBackup — October 1, 2009 @ 11:41 pm

  37. meh… shes so over-exposed everywhere, im tired of her.

    #37 | Comment by hamish — October 2, 2009 @ 12:54 am

  38. 30 –

    Too bad you have to rationalize your life with a weak statement of celebrity sentimentality. She would never do you. And I wouldn’t want to do her. She’s a fake, plastic, bitch of a woman (if you can call her that) who will soon fade into obscurity until some report arises about her rehab and how she was ‘just trying to be a good person’, or at least her ‘people’ on the payroll will say.

    #38 | Comment by DreadedSpermBackup — October 2, 2009 @ 2:30 am

  39. Michael Bay announced Transformers 3 for 2011. That means more Megan Fox. Here is his announcement. Thought it was a little funny the part he added in the message for her.

    Michael Bay Announces Transformers 3 Release Date!
    Source:Michael Bay October 1, 2009

    Director Michael Bay has announced on his official website the release date for Transformers 3 and says they are jumping right back into it! Oh, and he included a note to Megan Fox as well…

    Well its official: We have a great Transformers 3 story. The release date is now July 1st 2011. Not 2012.

    Today is Day One. This morning started with an ILM meeting for five hours in San Francisco. Currently I’m flying with writer Ehren Kruger to Rhode Island to talk to Hasbro about new characters.

    P.S. Megan Fox, welcome back. I promise no alien robots will harm you in any way during the production of this motion picture. Please consult your Physician when working under my direction because some side effects can occur, such as mild dizziness, intense nausea, suicidal tendencies, depression, minor chest hair growth, random internal hemorrhaging and inability to sleep. As some directors may be hazardous to your health, please consult your Doctor to determine if this is right for you.

    Pain and Gain is right after shooting of Trans 3.


    #39 | Comment by Me — October 2, 2009 @ 4:26 am

  40. I agree with every other post here. But I dont agree with every other post here as well. Do I look like I give a shit?

    #40 | Comment by Pirho — October 2, 2009 @ 5:28 am

  41. She’s undeniably hot, but unfortunately, she’s given one too many interviews and now every time I hear her, I just want to punch her in the face. I’d probably fuck her skank ass, but It would have to be in the ass, while she was face down in the pillow.

    #41 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — October 2, 2009 @ 7:10 am

  42. “Hey 38! Pay attention, I was talking to asdf, who was talking about his little sister… NOT MEGAN FOX! Learn to read, especially since my comment didn’t even make sense… How the hell would asdf speak to and ‘comfort’ Megan Fox about her sexuality? Not to mention there has been no mentions of Megan Fox doing anything illegal.”

    #42 | Comment by Ryuka — October 2, 2009 @ 3:13 pm

  43. “Oh, my bad, it’s adsf, but that’s still no excuse.”

    #43 | Comment by Ryuka — October 2, 2009 @ 3:14 pm

  44. The “I found pictures” questions get asked in far more legit forums than 4chan and reddit, so I think this sort of thing does happen:

    #44 | Comment by Dave — October 2, 2009 @ 3:38 pm

  45. “I guess I could start posting paragraphs of text like somebody, but I won’t subject everyone to that.”

    God forbid people READ!!

    And Megan Fox is terribly overrated.

    #45 | Comment by SoiSoi — October 2, 2009 @ 5:04 pm

  46. @32


    What’s up with the whole hyper angry poser pretending to be Brian Austin Greene (or Green, whatever) deal? Did you go off your meds, or something?

    Anyway, have fun, and happy trolling and all that. Practice makes perfect, so just keep trying your best and I’m sure your troll skills will improve. That was a good first try, though. I was really trying to be hurt and upset at your comment, you know, ’cause I could see what you were going for, but…I got nothin’ man.

    #46 | Comment by pyronuc — October 2, 2009 @ 5:40 pm

  47. Okay, she doesn’t exactly fit the “age range” of this site, but did anyone else see these Kate Beckinsale pics:

    I mean, the chick is closing in on 40, had a brat, and is married to a douche, but she really is quite possibly the hottest chick in the planet.

    #47 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — October 2, 2009 @ 7:23 pm

  48. I don’t get what the big deal is with Megan Fux. My wife had a better body than that WHEN SHE WAS 45 YEARS OLD. And no ink

    #48 | Comment by Kingpin — October 2, 2009 @ 8:56 pm

  49. #47 I’d do Kate Beckinsale before I’d do Megan Fox.

    #49 | Comment by whosbeenknocking — October 2, 2009 @ 9:29 pm

  50. @46 Who’s pretending, douchebag!
    Keep picturing my face every time you touch yourself pretending you want Megan.

    #50 | Comment by BAG — October 3, 2009 @ 12:01 am

  51. #47: I’ve had a thing for Beckinsale ever since I first fapped to her obvious body-double in Haunted.

    #49: Same here. I’d also do Natasha from Road Rash before Megan Fox.

    #51 | Comment by cobalt — October 3, 2009 @ 7:39 am

  52. needs more Kay Panabaker or Jennette McCurdy

    #52 | Comment by roscoe — October 3, 2009 @ 9:44 am

  53. The Illustrated Man was a great story, but someone tell Fox it was FICTION!

    #53 | Comment by Mister — October 3, 2009 @ 12:52 pm

  54. Let’s see more Beckinsale. She is so fucking hot.

    #54 | Comment by Lycan — October 3, 2009 @ 2:36 pm

  55. I have jerked off so many times to my DVD of Kate Beckinsale in her Alice in Wonderland movie…I always wanted to fuck Alice in Wonderland…Beckinsale in her version is THE HOTEST ALICE IN WONDERLAND IN MOVIE HISTORY…Motherfucker yeah!!! Megan Fox is NOTHING compared to Kate Beckinsale…got it Megan you piece of shit?!

    #55 | Comment by Branden — October 3, 2009 @ 7:36 pm

  56. Ugly skank.

    #56 | Comment by OsamaBinLaden — October 4, 2009 @ 2:30 pm

  57. Hey, thats a good idea…i mean to fuck Alice

    #57 | Comment by walker4409 — October 4, 2009 @ 3:02 pm

  58. Beckinsale FTW. Proof:

    And @cobalt/51: To clarify, she was deliciously topless for a few seconds in Haunted, but apparently also had a double for the underwater scenes, according to Mr. Skin. Also topless in Uncovered (1994), and just plain hot/cute in Cold Comfort Farm and Laurel Canyon. All three flicks WELL worth seeing.

    #58 | Comment by Heywood Jablomi — October 6, 2009 @ 4:46 am

  59. ^^
    you seriously think somebody starts an expedition
    to find your jpg? Post a link or fuck off

    #59 | Comment by walker4409 — October 6, 2009 @ 10:25 am

  60. for a moment we were exactly 100

    #60 | Comment by pedocounter — October 7, 2009 @ 7:34 pm

  61. #59, I think you’ve confused “started an expedition” with “spend 5 seconds highlighting, copying, and pasting a link”.

    #61 | Comment by Bob Jones — October 7, 2009 @ 10:50 pm

  62. ^^
    How many names do you use?? Go on pasting Speedy Gonzales , you can paste your own ass too

    #62 | Comment by walker4409 — October 7, 2009 @ 11:45 pm


    That is some nice lesbian Hayden Panettiere. My cock salutes you!

    #63 | Comment by Jack — October 7, 2009 @ 11:57 pm

  64. Ah wtf that direct link doesn’t work.

    #64 | Comment by Jack — October 7, 2009 @ 11:58 pm

  65. It’s funny how quickly people’s opinion change when a chick gets over exposed. 2 years ago, she what’s the hottest new thing, 1 year ago she was the perfect woman, but with stupid tattoos. Hell, there even was a guy in here called “Moar Megan Fox”, who always asked for Moar Megan Fox. Now everybody is going on about how gross she is. Granted she is overexposed, and nobody could be put on as high of a pedestal as the useless celeb-hottie-bloggers (ie, egotastic, etc.) have put her on, without them being overrated. But she’s still hot. Dumb, and annoying as fuck, but still hot.

    #65 | Comment by evil monkey — October 8, 2009 @ 12:04 am

  66. Oh, speaking of Egotastic and Megan Fox, did anyone see the lesbian kisses from Jennifer’s body (with Amanda Seyfried). They weren’t bad:

    Short one:

    and longer (but grainy) one:

    Also, apparently Hayden Pannetiere and Madeline Zima kissed on Heroes, anyone got a link to the video?

    And while I’m making requests, anyone got a link to Hi-Res pics of Kate Bekinsale from that Esquire shoot (first time they got their Sexiest woman alive, correct)?

    #66 | Comment by evil monkey — October 8, 2009 @ 12:14 am

  67. #65
    Actually I’ve never thought she was all that… ever.

    Of course I’d lick her arse if a had the chance, but that´s something I would do to any nice looking girl… And for me that’s all she is: nice looking girl.

    She’s not all that…

    #67 | Comment by Josh — October 8, 2009 @ 12:57 am

  68. She was at her best in Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen a long with Lohan.

    #68 | Comment by pwrdrive — October 8, 2009 @ 1:15 am

  69. See AB, this is what happens when we can’t have new things. People start posting Egospastic links and Walker starts wrecking the ass of another innocent naif.

    #69 | Comment by cobalt — October 8, 2009 @ 4:04 am

  70. Did I say I love her yet? It’s been so long I can’t remember. 🙁

    #70 | Comment by een — October 8, 2009 @ 6:47 am

  71. #69
    Right Cobalt, and i start to post Julianna Mauriello
    links. Here´s the newest masterpiece of “BoredJedi”

    #71 | Comment by walker4409 — October 8, 2009 @ 12:03 pm

  72. RIP, dontlinkthis.

    #72 | Comment by Vicar — October 8, 2009 @ 12:55 pm

  73. Vicar,fuck you asshole …don’t link this is not going anywhere

    #73 | Comment by Branden — October 8, 2009 @ 2:21 pm

  74. The great dontlinkthis drought of 2009 continues…

    #74 | Comment by maXwellmurder — October 8, 2009 @ 4:03 pm

  75. #63/64 – old.

    dex posted that pic yesterday in the forums and showed it to me the day before that.

    #75 | Comment by AngelBaby — October 8, 2009 @ 6:36 pm

  76. This site needs less fags and moar MEGAN FOX!!!
    This site needs less text based posts and MOAR Megan FOX!
    This site needs less walker4409fag and moar MEGAN Fox!

    #76 | Comment by Moar Megan Fox — October 8, 2009 @ 6:49 pm

  77. This site needs moar megan fox to get a life and get a real woman and stop jerking off with pictures of megan fox

    #77 | Comment by Branden — October 8, 2009 @ 7:19 pm

  78. “Vicar,fuck you asshole …don’t link this is not going anywhere”

    Exactly, dumbass. It’s not going anywhere. It’s dead. In fact if it’s going anywhere at all, it’s in some gay “celebrity” direction. I can go to any shitty blog for crap like that. Where’s my quality jailbait?

    #78 | Comment by Vicar — October 8, 2009 @ 7:29 pm

  79. This site needs less coward assholes like #76.
    With how many names did you lose a fight with me

    #79 | Comment by walker4409 — October 8, 2009 @ 7:46 pm

  80. #75 – fine it’s old. But do you have a link to the video? One quick pic of a kiss is too much of a tease.

    #80 | Comment by evil monkey — October 9, 2009 @ 1:18 am

  81. ^^^
    i think it’s a still from the ep that airs this Monday.

    #81 | Comment by AngelBaby — October 9, 2009 @ 1:25 am

  82. this girl is pure sex. all you haters are just lame. yeah, she may be overexposed to some, so gtfo the internets. and she could do without those tattoos but that does say something about her character, that’s the kinda girl i like most.

    #82 | Comment by soma soma — October 9, 2009 @ 12:22 pm

  83. #81 – Oh, that explains why I can’t find it yet. Haven’t watched Heroes in a couple of seasons but I’ll have my PVR ready this time.

    #83 | Comment by evil monkey — October 10, 2009 @ 1:27 am

  84. ^^ Actually I found the link myself. And it actually kinda sucks.

    #84 | Comment by evil monkey — October 10, 2009 @ 1:36 am

  85. #35 – if you did, would you have an image of her face on yer belly? (from the makeup)

    She always wears too much makeup and is approaching 11 on the pretentious scale. But, I would make her do a little ass-to-mouth and blow a nut in her eye to knock her down a notch. “I’m so into my art that I would almost pose nude but not quite because I’m a cocktease and I’m saving it for more money later — or when my fame dwindles…”

    #85 | Comment by Quidam — November 6, 2009 @ 1:31 am

  86. megan fox = fail. I mean, sure, when she guest starred on “two and a half men”, she was a hot 17 year old.. but now, after the first two transformers movies, I’d pass. esp. for kate beckinsale..

    #86 | Comment by garth2k — November 13, 2009 @ 11:35 pm

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