#23 |
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by Billy T — November 13, 2009 @
2:36 am
about time she’s on here.
#24 |
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by LazyTownFan — November 13, 2009 @
2:45 am
@ Billy T
Yeah, the weird thumb Megan Fox has goin’ on is kind of gross. I could probably deal with it, though. But as far as Angelina Jolie goes, she stopped doing it for me a loooong time ago. I stopped being attracted to her probably not long after Tomb Raider, and had to suffer with a bunch of my friends who really started digging her just as I was giving up hope.
Anyway, Megan Fox doesn’t particularly do it for me either, not just the thumb, but also the overall skank bitchiness about her. My verdict is “no” on both accounts, Megan Fox or Angelina Jolie.
#25 |
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by pyronuc — November 13, 2009 @
2:47 am
I’d love to pop her cherry and stain that white dress with red…who am I kidding? She’s a seventeen-year-old Latina. She probably already has about five little bastard infants that Disney went and sold on the black market.
#26 |
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by Blumpkin — November 13, 2009 @
2:54 am
I would blast that taco with my sour cream. For a scrunched up little chipmunk face, she’s awesome.
#27 |
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by Rod Stiffington — November 13, 2009 @
8:14 am
Face still looks like a little kid, but she’s really filled out in the past year.
Hope she goes somewhere warm for Xmas, so we can get some bikini shots & see if the rack is really there, or just a good bra.
#28 |
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by flyboy — November 13, 2009 @
9:58 am
Where’s the Carrie Prejean sex tape? I want to see that dumb whore play with her twat.
#29 |
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by Larry the white guy — November 13, 2009 @
2:50 pm
^^^
I am also interested in this. Seeing her play with her plastic fantastic piss-flaps would be the final coronation of ineptitude.
Can you believe she initially lied about her age in the tape to discourage online distribution? Given that teenage girls are now being prosecuted for sending photos of themselves to their boyfriends, what kind of fool pretends to be underage?
#30 |
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by cobalt — November 13, 2009 @
4:27 pm
Fookin’ gorgeous Emma Watson shoot. This high-res awesomeness deserves to go on the front page AB:
#34 |
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by Branden — November 13, 2009 @
9:03 pm
She filling out nicely. Finally getting some junk in her trunk to balance out those funbags.
#35 |
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by mister — November 13, 2009 @
10:16 pm
This I would hit.
#36 |
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by Hustile — November 13, 2009 @
10:55 pm
@ pyronuc
Exactly my point… My vote is absolutely NO on both Megan Fox or Angelina Jolie as symbols of sexiness…
I see at least 20 or 30 hotter girls in College everyday… They’re just not overexposed celebrities…
@ Branden
As for Selena… really cute feet! I’d take that over those skanks (Fox/Jolie) anyday…!
#37 |
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by Billy T — November 13, 2009 @
11:11 pm
hold on, when’d she grow tits?!? before I passed on her thinking *needs more tits* and now she has them… it’s still a maybe. she’s defo hot, but she lacks that something for me to want to hit it… for me it’s still Emma > Jojo> Dakota > Selena..
#38 |
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by garth2k — November 13, 2009 @
11:13 pm
@ Blumpkin
Who are you kidding? You’re probably an overweight redneck, white trash ignorant looser…
Check your facts before posting something with no other arguments than “white supremacist” thoughts:
Age of first sexual encounter, according to the Guttmacher Institute:
Ethnicity
White 16.0
Black 15.8
Hispanic 17.5
Asian American 18.1
Other 17.4
As you can see “white” american girls are much a whore than hispanic girls. So if you think Selena has already had a lot of sex, just because she’s latina, just imagine all the sex your mother already had…!
Why do you think that being “white” makes you a better human being than any other person…?
#39 |
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by Pedro — November 13, 2009 @
11:57 pm
Oh yeah cobalt,nice Emma pics. She is one of the princesses that I imagine I am fucking when I am grunting and groaning on top of my little sister
#40 |
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by Al — November 13, 2009 @
11:58 pm
Oh poor, poor Pedro…
I’m a card carrying misanthrope, which means I think all people suck ass regardless of race, gender, acne, extra appendages, etc.
At least I’m not a thin-skinned beaner with no sense of humor. Now make me a taco you whiny little bitch.
#41 |
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by Blumpkin — November 14, 2009 @
1:34 am
“I’m a misanthrope because of people like Blumpkin, ironic, eh?”
#42 |
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by Ryuka — November 14, 2009 @
3:16 am
#42-
No, since you obviously don’t understand the definition of the words ‘misanthrope’ or ‘ironic’, let alone how to properly use quotation marks, that makes you a retard who needs to get his/her sorry ass back to English Lit.
#43 |
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by Blumpkin — November 14, 2009 @
4:06 am
“It’s merely easier to use the word ironic because that’s how its commonly used. In fact, you’ll find words as they are commonly used are generally introduced to the dictionary as official definitions. As for misanthrope, you must not know what it means, if you think I misused it, which only makes you a greater example of why I am one.”
“As for the quotation marks… Fuck you.”
“Yeah, I didn’t feel like explaining it or being creative, waste of my time. Fuck you is an appropriate enough response. I just wish I had a ‘Fuck You’ button on the keyboard that kicks the shit out of stupid people when I press it.”
#44 |
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by Ryuka — November 14, 2009 @
5:32 am
^”U” don’t nose how to use “quotation marks” u stupid fuck “lolz
“F” is the what you deserve’ you illiterate fuck”
more quotation is needed in you post here are some more ” ” ” ” ” “
#45 |
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by Rusty Trombone — November 14, 2009 @
2:26 pm
#39 – I am very disappointed by those stats. The asians need to pick up the pace. The average is probably skewed by asian guys like Justin getting turned down for being a pervert well into their 20s.
#46 |
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by evil monkey — November 15, 2009 @
2:42 am
@blumpkin
Yeah right… beaner… Oh I’m so hurt… I’m probably going to cry all night… I’m not even latino you moron…
It’s just that I really hate retards like you, making all americans look like cousin fuckers like you
“Go make me a taco…” That’s a good one… You keep proving my point in every line you write: you are a complete ignorant. You probably think everyone eats mexican food in latin america. What a dumb ass…!
Go fuck your sisters & cousins… redneck
#47 |
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by Pedro — November 15, 2009 @
10:51 pm
As far as underage girls go, Selena Gomez has long been my favorite in the hot department. And by long I mean like…. a year I guess seeing as she hasn’t been around long. She is gorgeous. jmho.
More Selena, less Miley.
#48 |
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by Zen Moon 7 — November 16, 2009 @
2:47 am
P.S. And this is not a Selena Gomez exclusive comment, but is there any LESS attractive body part on a girl than her knees? Have there EVER been a hot pair of knees? At any angle or bend, knees are just not pleasant to look at. =/ Agree? Disagree?
#49 |
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by Zen Moon 7 — November 16, 2009 @
2:49 am
#47-
Bitch, I don’t care if your a fucking Inuit. With every line you type, you keep proving my point that you are sad, humorless, unimaginative little troll who needs to fuck somebody badly(my sister, your sister, Twisted Sister, whoever). No, that bug up your ass laying eggs doesn’t count.
And I’m still waiting on that taco…
#50 |
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by Blumpkin — November 16, 2009 @
8:17 am
And put some cyanide dressing on that taco while you’re at it, because reading this junior high pissing-contest is getting more boring than an episode of Dawson’s Creek.
#51 |
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by cobalt — November 16, 2009 @
12:30 pm
^^^
if Dawson’s Creek was on The CW today, Joey and Jen would totally have a three-way with Pacey. that would probably cut down on the boredom factor.
Barf
#1 | Comment by David — November 12, 2009 @ 12:34 am
i still hit it but i rather hit miley or sara paxton
#2 | Comment by rj — November 12, 2009 @ 1:04 am
jojo > selena
#3 | Comment by Justin — November 12, 2009 @ 1:07 am
^^^
dumb.
#4 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 12, 2009 @ 1:09 am
She needs to pull a Vanessa Hudgens…
#5 | Comment by Kreuk — November 12, 2009 @ 1:14 am
Le…gal?
hmm
#6 | Comment by MIK — November 12, 2009 @ 1:40 am
My penis cares not for this “legal age” nonsense that you speak of.
#7 | Comment by dex — November 12, 2009 @ 2:00 am
“I think she needs to pull an Anne Hathaway, much more (but still not greatly) likely.”
#8 | Comment by Ryuka — November 12, 2009 @ 2:10 am
#8: Non, non – la fille! 🙂
#9 | Comment by EmJee — November 12, 2009 @ 2:45 am
Duh, I meant #6, obviously.
#10 | Comment by EmJee — November 12, 2009 @ 2:45 am
Not really into her most of the time, but her bod is bangin’ in that dress.
#11 | Comment by pwrdrive — November 12, 2009 @ 3:14 am
#9 A pun? Non 😛
#12 | Comment by MIK — November 12, 2009 @ 4:22 am
I love her.
#13 | Comment by een — November 12, 2009 @ 6:18 am
#3:
Selena > the Rancor > Jo-Jo
#14 | Comment by cobalt — November 12, 2009 @ 6:18 am
agree with #3, but i still wouldn’t turn selena down 🙂
also the blond in picture 15 looks funny to me.
#15 | Comment by anon — November 12, 2009 @ 1:09 pm
I didn’t realize that she’d gotten suck a nice rack. Was that a surprise for anyone else?
She still has too much forehead, but she is worthy of the over-the-back-of-the-couch treatment, at least in that dress, if she doesn’t try singing.
#16 | Comment by Dave — November 12, 2009 @ 1:55 pm
she’s definitely hotter than that Demi girl.
#17 | Comment by Xan — November 12, 2009 @ 2:36 pm
^^^^
don’t you talk shit about Demi!!!
and this site needs more Demi
#18 | Comment by Dem¡¡¡ — November 12, 2009 @ 5:41 pm
meh.
#19 | Comment by Bottom of the barrel — November 12, 2009 @ 6:07 pm
Her feet look kinda ugly and don’t fit with the rest, but still would to things to her.
#20 | Comment by Tony — November 12, 2009 @ 7:59 pm
I’d hit that so hard…
#21 | Comment by Tommy — November 13, 2009 @ 12:00 am
So you haters probably think this is hot:
And this too:
#22 | Comment by Billy T — November 13, 2009 @ 2:32 am
And she´s uber hot:
Skeletina
#23 | Comment by Billy T — November 13, 2009 @ 2:36 am
about time she’s on here.
#24 | Comment by LazyTownFan — November 13, 2009 @ 2:45 am
@ Billy T
Yeah, the weird thumb Megan Fox has goin’ on is kind of gross. I could probably deal with it, though. But as far as Angelina Jolie goes, she stopped doing it for me a loooong time ago. I stopped being attracted to her probably not long after Tomb Raider, and had to suffer with a bunch of my friends who really started digging her just as I was giving up hope.
Anyway, Megan Fox doesn’t particularly do it for me either, not just the thumb, but also the overall skank bitchiness about her. My verdict is “no” on both accounts, Megan Fox or Angelina Jolie.
#25 | Comment by pyronuc — November 13, 2009 @ 2:47 am
I’d love to pop her cherry and stain that white dress with red…who am I kidding? She’s a seventeen-year-old Latina. She probably already has about five little bastard infants that Disney went and sold on the black market.
#26 | Comment by Blumpkin — November 13, 2009 @ 2:54 am
I would blast that taco with my sour cream. For a scrunched up little chipmunk face, she’s awesome.
#27 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — November 13, 2009 @ 8:14 am
Face still looks like a little kid, but she’s really filled out in the past year.
Hope she goes somewhere warm for Xmas, so we can get some bikini shots & see if the rack is really there, or just a good bra.
#28 | Comment by flyboy — November 13, 2009 @ 9:58 am
Where’s the Carrie Prejean sex tape? I want to see that dumb whore play with her twat.
#29 | Comment by Larry the white guy — November 13, 2009 @ 2:50 pm
^^^
I am also interested in this. Seeing her play with her plastic fantastic piss-flaps would be the final coronation of ineptitude.
Can you believe she initially lied about her age in the tape to discourage online distribution? Given that teenage girls are now being prosecuted for sending photos of themselves to their boyfriends, what kind of fool pretends to be underage?
#30 | Comment by cobalt — November 13, 2009 @ 4:27 pm
Fookin’ gorgeous Emma Watson shoot. This high-res awesomeness deserves to go on the front page AB:
http://www.imagebam.com/image/21898355932795
http://www.imagebam.com/image/905b0755932802
http://www.imagebam.com/image/cd6d0655932814
http://www.imagebam.com/image/eaf97d55932818
http://www.imagebam.com/image/6fdbb055932819
http://www.imagebam.com/image/3f17fe55932841
http://www.imagebam.com/image/94808f55932847
http://www.imagebam.com/image/1f7b0855932857
http://www.imagebam.com/image/1d3db355932884
#31 | Comment by cobalt — November 13, 2009 @ 4:38 pm
Me like the Gomez. Moar, please.
#32 | Comment by Phil says, "huh?" — November 13, 2009 @ 5:05 pm
She’s growing on me. I used to not like her, now I’m indifferent. Soon I’ll probably want to fap to her.
#33 | Comment by Nobody — November 13, 2009 @ 5:28 pm
#20: Selena has sexy toes..I know I have jerked off to them ALOT..
http://selenaweb.org/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=24799&fullsize=1
#34 | Comment by Branden — November 13, 2009 @ 9:03 pm
She filling out nicely. Finally getting some junk in her trunk to balance out those funbags.
#35 | Comment by mister — November 13, 2009 @ 10:16 pm
This I would hit.
#36 | Comment by Hustile — November 13, 2009 @ 10:55 pm
@ pyronuc
Exactly my point… My vote is absolutely NO on both Megan Fox or Angelina Jolie as symbols of sexiness…
I see at least 20 or 30 hotter girls in College everyday… They’re just not overexposed celebrities…
@ Branden
As for Selena… really cute feet! I’d take that over those skanks (Fox/Jolie) anyday…!
#37 | Comment by Billy T — November 13, 2009 @ 11:11 pm
hold on, when’d she grow tits?!? before I passed on her thinking *needs more tits* and now she has them… it’s still a maybe. she’s defo hot, but she lacks that something for me to want to hit it… for me it’s still Emma > Jojo> Dakota > Selena..
#38 | Comment by garth2k — November 13, 2009 @ 11:13 pm
@ Blumpkin
Who are you kidding? You’re probably an overweight redneck, white trash ignorant looser…
Check your facts before posting something with no other arguments than “white supremacist” thoughts:
Age of first sexual encounter, according to the Guttmacher Institute:
Ethnicity
White 16.0
Black 15.8
Hispanic 17.5
Asian American 18.1
Other 17.4
As you can see “white” american girls are much a whore than hispanic girls. So if you think Selena has already had a lot of sex, just because she’s latina, just imagine all the sex your mother already had…!
Why do you think that being “white” makes you a better human being than any other person…?
#39 | Comment by Pedro — November 13, 2009 @ 11:57 pm
Oh yeah cobalt,nice Emma pics. She is one of the princesses that I imagine I am fucking when I am grunting and groaning on top of my little sister
#40 | Comment by Al — November 13, 2009 @ 11:58 pm
Oh poor, poor Pedro…
I’m a card carrying misanthrope, which means I think all people suck ass regardless of race, gender, acne, extra appendages, etc.
At least I’m not a thin-skinned beaner with no sense of humor. Now make me a taco you whiny little bitch.
#41 | Comment by Blumpkin — November 14, 2009 @ 1:34 am
“I’m a misanthrope because of people like Blumpkin, ironic, eh?”
#42 | Comment by Ryuka — November 14, 2009 @ 3:16 am
#42-
No, since you obviously don’t understand the definition of the words ‘misanthrope’ or ‘ironic’, let alone how to properly use quotation marks, that makes you a retard who needs to get his/her sorry ass back to English Lit.
#43 | Comment by Blumpkin — November 14, 2009 @ 4:06 am
“It’s merely easier to use the word ironic because that’s how its commonly used. In fact, you’ll find words as they are commonly used are generally introduced to the dictionary as official definitions. As for misanthrope, you must not know what it means, if you think I misused it, which only makes you a greater example of why I am one.”
“As for the quotation marks… Fuck you.”
“Yeah, I didn’t feel like explaining it or being creative, waste of my time. Fuck you is an appropriate enough response. I just wish I had a ‘Fuck You’ button on the keyboard that kicks the shit out of stupid people when I press it.”
#44 | Comment by Ryuka — November 14, 2009 @ 5:32 am
^”U” don’t nose how to use “quotation marks” u stupid fuck “lolz
“F” is the what you deserve’ you illiterate fuck”
more quotation is needed in you post here are some more ” ” ” ” ” “
#45 | Comment by Rusty Trombone — November 14, 2009 @ 2:26 pm
#39 – I am very disappointed by those stats. The asians need to pick up the pace. The average is probably skewed by asian guys like Justin getting turned down for being a pervert well into their 20s.
#46 | Comment by evil monkey — November 15, 2009 @ 2:42 am
@blumpkin
Yeah right… beaner… Oh I’m so hurt… I’m probably going to cry all night… I’m not even latino you moron…
It’s just that I really hate retards like you, making all americans look like cousin fuckers like you
“Go make me a taco…” That’s a good one… You keep proving my point in every line you write: you are a complete ignorant. You probably think everyone eats mexican food in latin america. What a dumb ass…!
Go fuck your sisters & cousins… redneck
#47 | Comment by Pedro — November 15, 2009 @ 10:51 pm
As far as underage girls go, Selena Gomez has long been my favorite in the hot department. And by long I mean like…. a year I guess seeing as she hasn’t been around long. She is gorgeous. jmho.
More Selena, less Miley.
#48 | Comment by Zen Moon 7 — November 16, 2009 @ 2:47 am
P.S. And this is not a Selena Gomez exclusive comment, but is there any LESS attractive body part on a girl than her knees? Have there EVER been a hot pair of knees? At any angle or bend, knees are just not pleasant to look at. =/ Agree? Disagree?
#49 | Comment by Zen Moon 7 — November 16, 2009 @ 2:49 am
#47-
Bitch, I don’t care if your a fucking Inuit. With every line you type, you keep proving my point that you are sad, humorless, unimaginative little troll who needs to fuck somebody badly(my sister, your sister, Twisted Sister, whoever). No, that bug up your ass laying eggs doesn’t count.
And I’m still waiting on that taco…
#50 | Comment by Blumpkin — November 16, 2009 @ 8:17 am
And put some cyanide dressing on that taco while you’re at it, because reading this junior high pissing-contest is getting more boring than an episode of Dawson’s Creek.
#51 | Comment by cobalt — November 16, 2009 @ 12:30 pm
^^^
if Dawson’s Creek was on The CW today, Joey and Jen would totally have a three-way with Pacey. that would probably cut down on the boredom factor.
#52 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 16, 2009 @ 2:40 pm
@ 31 —
Pictures like that are the reason I still come to dlt. Thank you for helping to save the site. Emma >> Selena >> sMiley
#53 | Comment by Dave — November 16, 2009 @ 3:43 pm
she needs to pull a train — on video.
#54 | Comment by Quidam — November 19, 2009 @ 1:34 am
nice! really woke up my wizard wand.
#55 | Comment by roscoe — November 20, 2009 @ 12:48 pm
yuuuum nice tits indeed she needs to showcase em more I prefer masiela lusha over Selena but she is definitely a gorgeous fuck doll
#56 | Comment by lolilover — December 6, 2009 @ 3:36 am
Not to be racist or anything, but I’m pretty sure Selena isn’t Mexican. She’s not wearing a black bra with that dress.
#57 | Comment by Mister — December 20, 2009 @ 12:04 pm