HEY GUYS!

I was just wondering, what deodorant do you guys use?

Me, personally, i use Lady Speed Stick. Orchard Blossom for the win!

I love using Lady Speed Stick so much, i bought 3 (because my wife likes to steal them, what the hell woman).

PS: It’s my birthday today! I’m 29.

47 thoughts on “HEY GUYS!

  1. Did you get paid to pimp out Lady Speed Stick?

    Me ponders the seriousness.

    #1 | Comment by devast8R — November 23, 2009 @ 3:56 am

  2. Oh, and happy bday.

    #2 | Comment by devast8R — November 23, 2009 @ 3:57 am

  3. It’s my birthday too. 26. Happy Birthday as well!

    #3 | Comment by Kyle — November 23, 2009 @ 4:16 am

  4. Happy Birthgay! –

    I mean day. Careful with that Lady Speed Stick, it’s loaded with estrogen.

    #4 | Comment by Smiley — November 23, 2009 @ 4:34 am

  5. My roommate uses lady deodorant too. I guess he isn’t alone…

    #5 | Comment by kaisler — November 23, 2009 @ 4:37 am

  6. Happy birthday!
    and its Miley Cyrus birthday too, hmmmmm…..

    #6 | Comment by Serious Lee — November 23, 2009 @ 4:57 am

  7. “Random.”

    #7 | Comment by Ryuka — November 23, 2009 @ 5:12 am

  8. Happy Birthday, you big queer!

    #8 | Comment by gulliver — November 23, 2009 @ 5:12 am

  9. I can’t hate on ya. I used Pantene ProV shampoo for a couple yrs after college.

    HBD

    #9 | Comment by BobBobson — November 23, 2009 @ 5:39 am

  10. And here I was thinking this was another AB post. . . .

    #10 | Comment by zilch — November 23, 2009 @ 6:10 am

  11. I love her?

    #11 | Comment by een — November 23, 2009 @ 6:22 am

  12. Fappy Birthday
    You queer!!

    #12 | Comment by Charlioso — November 23, 2009 @ 7:07 am

  13. WEIRD. but umm…axe dry works good! And I would like to swear on a bible that I have NEVER used women’s deoderant (WINK, WINK).

    #13 | Comment by philzo — November 23, 2009 @ 7:11 am

  14. Only 1 more year til she does playboy!

    #14 | Comment by Pirho — November 23, 2009 @ 7:34 am

  15. Happy birthday you old motherfucker. Still, never too old to enjoy a HQ Selena Gomez fake:

    http://www.imagebam.com/image/6fa16a57218413

    Also I’ll quote you all my favourite ever entry by Justin:

    Broncos are starting off the 2004 football season against UT-Martin tonight. Saw a whole buncha people heading towards Waldo stadium on the way back from class. So then i see a group of girls up in front of me and this one chick with this huge ass cardboard bullhorn sees me and she shouts into the damn thing saying “ASIANS ARE HOT!” at me. So what do i do? I just fucking smile and continue walking past her.

    Now what i wanted to say and SHOULD have said was “WELL SO ARE YOU!” because shit, she was hot and i could’ve probably boned her for all she was worth. I mean, she already thought i was hot, and all i’d have to do was just get to know her more and eventually i would’ve been in that shit yo.

    BUT TOO BAD I ONLY THOUGHT ABOUT THE MORE DARING RESPONSE 5 SECONDS TOO LATE.

    Haha, too bad yep too bad. ;_;

    #15 | Comment by cobalt — November 23, 2009 @ 8:09 am

  16. I use gravel mixed with asbestos because I’m all man.

    I had the final surgery last month.

    #16 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — November 23, 2009 @ 10:47 am

  17. Does that mane that when Miley turns 18 Justin will pose for Playboy?

    #17 | Comment by Pirho — November 23, 2009 @ 11:05 am

  18. why am i not the least bit surprised to find out that you use lady’s deodorant? you know the hormones in that will cause you to develop manboobs, but knowing you, you’ll just sit around the house and fondle them all day long.

    Fappy Birthday Justin!

    #18 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 23, 2009 @ 11:14 am

  19. It is also Kelly Brooke’s birthday today.

    *Unf*

    #19 | Comment by gulliver — November 23, 2009 @ 11:35 am

  20. Happy Birthday to you Justin…..& my sister (22) & Miley Cyrus (God only knows?) – I’m a right Guard Guy ’24 hour protection’

    #20 | Comment by Phynix84 — November 23, 2009 @ 12:34 pm

  21. Happy Birthday.

    I use Old Spice. Because I’m a man.

    #21 | Comment by Nobody — November 23, 2009 @ 12:53 pm

  22. I once used my GF’s Nair on my balls. Big mistake.

    #22 | Comment by Larry the white guy — November 23, 2009 @ 1:19 pm

  23. You old fart! You should really get rid of that old busted macbook pro and grab a new computer!

    #23 | Comment by coolstream — November 23, 2009 @ 1:45 pm

  24. Happy Birthday to you.

    And Happy Birthday to that one dude’s sister.

    But not to sMiley. That Beaver-faced skank can die in a bus crash.

    #24 | Comment by Dave — November 23, 2009 @ 3:54 pm

  25. I had no idea Peter Griffin ran this website.

    #25 | Comment by MSK — November 23, 2009 @ 4:42 pm

  26. wow, weird post man, but happy birthday anyway. i like AXE products…but im not a douche!!! >.<

    #26 | Comment by Xan — November 23, 2009 @ 5:14 pm

  27. i like AXE products…but im not a douche!!!

    Does not compute.

    #27 | Comment by Nobody — November 23, 2009 @ 6:58 pm

  28. I use men’s deodorants but shave my pits 🙂
    Happy Birthday

    Also, Demi Lovato doing a dance routine at her own birthday party for some reason
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIRTevpj3B0
    fat disney girl my fat arse!

    #28 | Comment by MIK — November 23, 2009 @ 7:17 pm

  29. so axe=douche? ahh thats right! xDDDDD yeah, yeah I admit im’a douche/asshole, but I take pride in that! 🙂

    #29 | Comment by philzo — November 23, 2009 @ 9:20 pm

  30. I use lynx, but not the musk (evil) . at 34, I no longer believe in the lynx effect.

    #30 | Comment by garth2k — November 23, 2009 @ 9:26 pm

  31. Happy Birthsfay

    I like Gillette’s Inivisible Solid’s. Hate these gel-based brands.

    #31 | Comment by Incognito — November 23, 2009 @ 10:14 pm

  32. Who is this Justin?? And why is he posting in AB’s blog???

    #32 | Comment by daserca — November 24, 2009 @ 1:08 am

  33. Dry Idea roll-on, the powder fresh one. The next one willprobably be different.

    It won’t be Axe because I am not some Eurofollower trying to cover up my infrequent showering.

    #33 | Comment by tool — November 24, 2009 @ 1:27 am

  34. i take a well-used, still-damp loofa from miley’s shower and poweder my pits with that. mmmm….musky teenage taint!

    #34 | Comment by creepylurker — November 24, 2009 @ 1:58 am

  35. A better question is; what brand of tampons do you use?

    #35 | Comment by dex — November 24, 2009 @ 2:13 am

  36. Strong enough for a man, but made for a pedo.

    Happy B-day.

    #36 | Comment by Blumpkin — November 24, 2009 @ 3:20 am

  37. Happy birfday! I was kind of hoping that pic led to something hot. Bummer.

    #37 | Comment by Yuu — November 24, 2009 @ 4:34 am

  38. i was once in italy.. milan.. in the airport on a layover.. so i figured i’d do some shopping for my new gf after getting this new job…

    gucci… the hawtest italian chick dark hair green eyes.. smoking.. she sells me a tie and something else.. then she busts out this cologne.. puts it on me.. tells me its unisex… (whatever bitch you’re hot was all i could think)…

    so i bring home this cologne.. it becomes my favorite cologne.. my gf hates it.. “it smells like perfume”…

    well i wore that shit all the time… until there was none left….

    anyway months later i find out it was indeed perfume and not unisex cologne..

    i laughed my ass off.. i really didnt give a shit i liked how it smelled =)

    #38 | Comment by yawn — November 24, 2009 @ 5:21 pm

  39. gucci rush ftw lol

    #39 | Comment by yawn — November 24, 2009 @ 5:35 pm

  40. happy birthday Chief

    #40 | Comment by john — November 24, 2009 @ 9:16 pm

  41. hey, a post is a post these days.

    word.

    #41 | Comment by filthyfish — November 25, 2009 @ 1:01 am

  42. mitchum unscented gel

    #42 | Comment by Justin L — December 2, 2009 @ 5:45 pm

  43. wow this is nice stuff i have to buy this for my girl friend.

    #43 | Comment by oes tsetnoc — December 3, 2009 @ 3:54 am

  44. Holy Crap, Justin, you’re just 1 day younger than me!(Technically, it could be closer to 1 1/2 days, since you’re in the US and I’m in Asia). Still, tres cool to meet an (almost) twin.

    #44 | Comment by Anony Mouse — December 3, 2009 @ 10:12 pm

  45. I would smother myself in bat urine if Dakota Fanning thought it was sexy.. other than that i just use whatever will keep me from attracting flies and men with garden hoses…

    #45 | Comment by lolilover — December 6, 2009 @ 3:29 am

  46. I’m 31and still get id’ed at clubs… and where I live the legal age is 18!

    Happy Birthday!

    #46 | Comment by Mic2mic — December 6, 2009 @ 8:11 am

  47. Hahahaha, what the hell. This showed up in a Google search for “too bad, yep, too bad.” That phrase must have been ingrained in my head a long time ago and I forgot.

    #47 | Comment by Megan — September 10, 2012 @ 1:41 pm

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