Taylor Momsen

Remember when I mentioned that I was happy for Dakota Fanning that she wasn’t in a rush to grow up and seemed to be enjoying a normal teenhood unlike so many other starlets around her age?

Well, Taylor Momsen is the flipside of that coin. Here’s the 16-year old dressed up in her finest “sexy vampire” attire at the premiere of Twilight: New Moon in NYC.

Compare these pics with the ones of Dakota at her high school homecoming football game, and then try to digest the fact that Taylor is a whopping seven months older.

o_O

34 thoughts on “Taylor Momsen

  1. First and ok but not the best post

    #1 | Comment by sat — November 23, 2009 @ 1:45 am

  2. Shee looks more like a hooker on drugs

    I’d still hit it

    #2 | Comment by OhMyDog — November 23, 2009 @ 2:57 am

  3. “A little too much, but I think she’s gorgeous. I dislike these overlarge hi-res pics, no one looks all that great when you magnify every detail of them. People don’t even look that hi-res in real life.”

    #3 | Comment by Ryuka — November 23, 2009 @ 3:06 am

  4. too developed for her age… where’s the fun in that?

    #4 | Comment by dennythegreen — November 23, 2009 @ 3:23 am

  5. I can already see the Britney effect kicking in!….it’ll be Miley next!

    #5 | Comment by Phynix — November 23, 2009 @ 3:40 am

  6. She was Cindy Lou Who in that Grinch movie. A warning to all parents: this is what happens when you let your kids hang around Jim Carrey for any extended period of time.

    #6 | Comment by Blumpkin — November 23, 2009 @ 4:06 am

  7. Meh. Why do all the 15 and 16 year old actresses wanna look 29? When they are 29 and washed up, they are going to be trying to get teen roles.

    #7 | Comment by Kyle — November 23, 2009 @ 4:23 am

  8. im sure she wasnt even up for the role D.Fanning got, but….ermm, probably wouldnt have gotten it if she did try out.

    #8 | Comment by Xan — November 23, 2009 @ 4:35 am

  9. I love her.

    #9 | Comment by een — November 23, 2009 @ 6:21 am

  10. Me Wants that!!
    man what is it about boobs? they always seem to make me smile and appreciate life…

    #10 | Comment by Charlioso — November 23, 2009 @ 7:09 am

  11. 7 months? Damm what a fucking rack.

    #11 | Comment by Pirho — November 23, 2009 @ 7:29 am

  12. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progeria

    But, seriously, that is the fucking worst make-up I have ever seen on a teenage girl.

    #12 | Comment by cobalt — November 23, 2009 @ 7:52 am

  13. There’s something charming about a 15/16 year old girl that dresses like a porn star begging you pull out and blast her in the mouth.

    #13 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — November 23, 2009 @ 8:13 am

  14. Her face is haggard.

    But that body is rockin’.

    #14 | Comment by Nobody — November 23, 2009 @ 12:53 pm

  15. Goddam Morticia ,when’s the funeral?

    #15 | Comment by Brian — November 23, 2009 @ 1:07 pm

  16. I’m not really into necrophilia.

    #16 | Comment by Pokeher — November 23, 2009 @ 3:42 pm

  17. You’d think that she would at least bother to re-dye her hair when she is going to be seen and photographed. She failed the “vamp” look, but might be hot if she washed her face and took off her clothes.

    Did Dakota show up to the premiere? Can we get some high-res of her?

    #17 | Comment by Dave — November 23, 2009 @ 3:59 pm

  18. Super Hot. She’s legal, yes?

    #18 | Comment by diddleysquat — November 23, 2009 @ 4:20 pm

  19. ^^^
    if 16 is legal where you live, then yes.

    #19 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 23, 2009 @ 4:28 pm

  20. ^^^

    I can’t think of one developed country where the age of consent is over 16, apart from the United States of Fascists. Certainly nowhere in Europe. And Japan’s remains infamously low.

    #20 | Comment by cobalt — November 23, 2009 @ 6:48 pm

  21. Ok, correction: Ireland is 17. But what would you expect from a bunch of Bible-bashing Luddites? I’ll say a Hail Mary for you, father.

    #21 | Comment by cobalt — November 23, 2009 @ 6:51 pm

  22. dead eyes aren’t hot

    #22 | Comment by roscoe — November 23, 2009 @ 7:07 pm

  23. ^^^
    correction: undead

    #23 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 23, 2009 @ 7:09 pm

  24. avodided being an epic fail due to boobies. but no, give me dakota over this one.. but only if jojo’s not available.

    #24 | Comment by garth2k — November 23, 2009 @ 9:21 pm

  25. Sorry, but she looks like a total slut… do not want !

    #25 | Comment by Jade — November 23, 2009 @ 9:58 pm

  26. Robert Palmer called. He wants his drummer back.

    #26 | Comment by Metacarpal — November 23, 2009 @ 10:19 pm

  27. Yuck

    #27 | Comment by Larry the white guy — November 24, 2009 @ 12:11 am

  28. What a skank.

    Next!

    #28 | Comment by Tony — November 24, 2009 @ 1:13 am

  29. 15 is the legal age of humping girls in sweden ! I’d hump her any day of the week!

    #29 | Comment by Mork from Mork & Mindy — November 24, 2009 @ 5:09 pm

  30. She looks like a crack whore… but I’d lick those flaps anyday…

    #30 | Comment by George — November 25, 2009 @ 7:59 pm

  31. Taylor is so tragic. She was extremely cute like a year ago and then all the sudden she joined a band and went all rocker whore and now she’s such a mess. Obviously she was going for the whole undead/vampire thing here but she barely looks any better on a normal day.

    Now I dream about Emily Osment instead ^_^

    #31 | Comment by Kito — November 28, 2009 @ 10:11 am

  32. “On your knees, bitch….”

    #32 | Comment by I.M. Hung — November 28, 2009 @ 4:19 pm

  33. Agree just above !
    I couldn’t believe her age after read her bdate on imdb, I could go in jail to have her body in my hands !

    I WOULD go in jail to had this body in my “hands” !

    #33 | Comment by AmIreal — December 3, 2009 @ 11:18 am

  34. she really didnt need to try so hard she was hella hot looking in underdog lol hell I even thought she was sexy in the grinch but I am a pervert so…

    #34 | Comment by lolilover — December 6, 2009 @ 3:30 am

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