Alessandra Torresani

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Those of you watching the Battlestar Galactica prequel series, Caprica, will recognize Alessandra as the teenage mother of the Cylon race.

In their February issue, British FHM calls her “the new Hayden Panettiere”. I don’t know about that, but she does look younger than her age.

In a recent interview on Wired.com, Alessandra discusses being a precocious loli:

Wired.com: Now, at age 22, you’re being seen everywhere on these racy Caprica posters. Were you comfortable doing the shoot?

Torresani: I’m a free spirit. I was walking around topless in a thong for the whole photo shoot. They had a closed set and I’m like, “Oh, hi, come on in!” I was the child who would leave school and take her clothes off the second I got into the house. I made my mom buy me lingerie when I was 5 years old. I was a sicko. My mother must have been mortified.

Wired.com: You’ve always been interested in attention?

Torresani: When I was 6, my dad had this huge business meeting, millionaire Asian businessmen came over to our house. I dressed up in this sexy bra, this big fur hat, the red lips, the fake eye lashes. I had my mom go, “Would you please join us in the living room?” and there I was laying on top of the baby grand piano and my 6-year-old neighbor Thomas started playing “Hello Dolly” and I started singing and lifting my legs, doing these kicks. Then I’d go around and sit on the men’s laps. Let me tell you, my dad closed every deal because of that — these men were fascinated that this little girl came out of this guy and this woman. It was the funniest thing.

Yeah, lulz for everyone. Here’s a funny little video…

PINK WIG FTW

32 thoughts on “Alessandra Torresani”

  1. Not only do I love pink wigs and Caprica… I love being first! 😛

    or at the very least top ten >_>

    #1 | Comment by Coolstream — February 13, 2010 @ 9:01 pm

  2. That video… my pants are tight.

    #2 | Comment by YT — February 13, 2010 @ 9:07 pm

  3. *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP*

    Teh pink wig FTMFW!

    *FAP* *FAP* *FAP* *FAP*

    *PENIS BREAKAGE*

    #3 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — February 13, 2010 @ 9:23 pm

  4. i knew this post was coming, she is fucking sexy in caprica.

    #4 | Comment by Xan — February 13, 2010 @ 9:37 pm

  5. p.s.

    shes definitely sexier than HP

    #5 | Comment by Xan — February 13, 2010 @ 9:46 pm

  6. I’m really digging that last picture…

    Also, the video is awesome. Would have been slightly better if they had used one of those more phallic shaped lollipops, though…the round, flat kind seems just a little bit off. It ruins the whole “suggestiveness” of it. Still, the slow licking is a win.

    #6 | Comment by pyronuc — February 13, 2010 @ 9:58 pm

  7. *9 thumbs up*

    #7 | Comment by dex — February 13, 2010 @ 10:54 pm

  8. Textbook rebellious teen fantasy stuff. Ya know, cheesiness straight outta HWood like CrazyBeautiful w/KDunst. She’s totally draggin the poolboy into her b-room to doink him while super rich dad’s 20 ft away. He’s on the phone w Bill Gates or Eric n Sergy so he’s oblivious to nearby monkey-sex.

    #8 | Comment by BobBobson — February 13, 2010 @ 11:03 pm

  9. CORN!

    #9 | Comment by Larry the white guy — February 13, 2010 @ 11:05 pm

  10. This post is a win. I check this site all the time even though it hardly ever updates, now I remember why.

    #10 | Comment by fluffernutter — February 14, 2010 @ 2:05 am

  11. the grl on Caprica who plays Lacy is hotter.

    #11 | Comment by Wulf — February 14, 2010 @ 3:58 am

  12. That is just a great post. And I don’t even like her.

    #12 | Comment by Kewtr — February 14, 2010 @ 4:46 am

  13. #11: You think Magda Apanowicz is hotter?

    I guess there’s no accounting for taste.

    #13 | Comment by flyboy — February 14, 2010 @ 4:50 am

  14. This girl has the sexiest mouth I have ever seen. I keep imagining those lips sliding…..

    #14 | Comment by bbr — February 14, 2010 @ 10:00 am

  15. Torresani: When I was 6, my dad had this huge business meeting, millionaire Asian businessmen came over to our house. I dressed up in this sexy bra, this big fur hat, the red lips, the fake eye lashes. I had my mom go, “Would you please join us in the living room?” and there I was laying on top of the baby grand piano and my 6-year-old neighbor Thomas started playing “Hello Dolly” and I started singing and lifting my legs, doing these kicks. Then I’d go around and sit on the men’s laps. Let me tell you, my dad closed every deal because of that — these men were fascinated that this little girl came out of this guy and this woman. It was the funniest thing.

    I think I once read this manga.

    #15 | Comment by cobalt — February 14, 2010 @ 1:04 pm

  16. can u post pics of madonnas daughter in a bikini plz?

    #16 | Comment by anon — February 14, 2010 @ 2:49 pm

  17. If I went to some dude’s house for a business meeting and he had his daughter dressed up like Natalie Portman in the Professional, I’d have to make a deal with him just on general principal.

    #17 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — February 14, 2010 @ 6:15 pm

  18. That video of HP shows exactly what would happen the very second she puts her hands on my dick…

    #18 | Comment by Al — February 14, 2010 @ 6:29 pm

  19. i hate that show…but i would put my dick in her 🙂

    #19 | Comment by the cumbucket from hell named chuck norris — February 14, 2010 @ 7:21 pm

  20. I just blew my TV up from cumming on it.

    #20 | Comment by Pirho — February 14, 2010 @ 8:54 pm

  21. holly.. I wasn’t going to watch this… now I have 1 good reason.

    #21 | Comment by garth2k5 — February 14, 2010 @ 11:56 pm

  22. I love her.

    #22 | Comment by een — February 15, 2010 @ 4:24 am

  23. I wish my daughter would do things like that to help me close deals… Or if she could just do that for me whenever mom was away…

    #23 | Comment by Goregon — February 15, 2010 @ 3:38 pm

  24. A hot 6 year old ? Dammit I didn´t believe that´s possible. Great post

    #24 | Comment by walker4409 — February 15, 2010 @ 8:13 pm

  25. I would be a cumdumpster for everyone on this site if it meant I could touch her…

    #25 | Comment by Moloch — February 16, 2010 @ 1:41 am

  26. Now this girl I like 😀

    #26 | Comment by Jade — February 16, 2010 @ 2:50 am

  27. She’s Hot!!

    She reminds me a younger/hotter Zoey Deshanel

    #27 | Comment by MacDaddy — February 16, 2010 @ 10:47 am

  28. Finally got around to watching all the Caprica episodes stockpiled on my DVR … the show is all right, but this chick is 100x hotter on that show than she is in these pictures. I almost spooged when her friend talked about going to the cyber groupsex rooms with her. Yes please.

    #28 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — February 18, 2010 @ 10:09 pm

  29. #27

    Equally hot, but I’d say Zoey has the “cute” factor still, Alessandra might have the “steamy” factor though

    #29 | Comment by Coolstream — February 18, 2010 @ 11:47 pm

  30. Oh, another attention whore telling the world how “open” and “sexual” she is. Give me a fucking break.

    #30 | Comment by Blumpkin — March 9, 2010 @ 12:25 am

  31. #27 & #29
    Not seeing Deschenel in her would be like not mistaking Leelee Sobieski for a young Helen Hunt.

    Come to think of it… I wouldn’t mind a five-way with all four of them…

    #31 | Comment by Quidam — March 31, 2010 @ 3:03 am

  32. Oh Yeah!!!

    #32 | Comment by Pirho — January 21, 2012 @ 4:40 pm

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