Fappy Easter!

Yeah, yeah…so I’m a little late. Sue me.

It’s been awhile since I did a post of hawt girls in bunny ears to celebrate the resurrection of the Son of God. I’m doing this because it makes Zombie Jesus happy.

WARNING: there are some decidedly NSFW pics in this gallery (zomg boobs!)

I hope everyone had a fun holiday weekend. I gorged myself on unhealthy quantities of Cadbury Creme Eggs, the yumbiest candy ever created on Earth. Willy Wonka only wishes he’d invented this piece of confectionery genius.

OM NOM NOM ^_^

62 thoughts on “Fappy Easter!

  1. Happy Holy Zombie Day everybody!!

    #1 | Comment by Bob — April 5, 2010 @ 1:09 am

  2. EASTER EARTHQUAKE

    #2 | Comment by dex — April 5, 2010 @ 2:07 am

  3. the first sign of Armageddon!!!

    fairly decent update btw.

    #3 | Comment by Xan — April 5, 2010 @ 2:22 am

  4. Nice easterbunnies but this one is nicer

    http://m90.org/video/61035/You_re_not_going_to_believe_how_deep_this_dildo_goes_in_her_ass/

    #4 | Comment by walker4409 — April 5, 2010 @ 4:15 am

  5. Sasha Grey was the best bunny evar in Anal Acrobats 3.

    #5 | Comment by filthy — April 5, 2010 @ 7:33 am

  6. Munn loks terrible.

    #6 | Comment by Pirho — April 5, 2010 @ 8:24 am

  7. Who is the first one? And where can I get more of her?

    #7 | Comment by Paragon — April 5, 2010 @ 9:14 am

  8. Cadbury FTW.

    Although, Mini Eggs > Cream Eggs

    #8 | Comment by cobalt — April 5, 2010 @ 9:58 am

  9. #4: Holy fucking shit.

    #9 | Comment by cobalt — April 5, 2010 @ 10:02 am

  10. You got the thumbnail choice right, Bunny13 is the best of the bunch.

    #10 | Comment by Kewtr — April 5, 2010 @ 10:19 am

  11. -makes note… AB loves the cream

    #11 | Comment by MacDaddy — April 5, 2010 @ 11:19 am

  12. #6 Pirho,lets get off the Munn hating okay? first and foremost ,it gets old and second,not vey original..and BTW, I am not a Munn fan

    #12 | Comment by al — April 5, 2010 @ 3:03 pm

  13. RE: #7
    Well, it took me several hours of searching, but I found that the first girl is Louise Cliffe. In case anyone else was wondering.

    #13 | Comment by Paragon — April 5, 2010 @ 10:55 pm

  14. #12 I have to agree with Pirho here. I usually think Munn is pretty hot, but in these pictures, not so much.

    #14 | Comment by flyboy — April 6, 2010 @ 9:06 am

  15. Olivia Munn is hot..in a slutty sorta way

    #15 | Comment by stew — April 6, 2010 @ 2:26 pm

  16. I don’t think munn is hot at all. but then I went to see kick ass, and tried to supress the thoughts of what i’d do that filly-mouthed teenage wonder that is hit girl.

    #16 | Comment by garth2k5 — April 6, 2010 @ 7:33 pm

  17. olivia munn is average… in a doesn’t show her tits and ass sorta way 🙁

    #17 | Comment by attackoftheshow — April 6, 2010 @ 8:59 pm

  18. Considering this is the only site that I use to find fapping fodder, the lack of updates is troubling. It leads to a buildup that could choke a horse.

    #18 | Comment by Cooperative — April 6, 2010 @ 10:37 pm

  19. This used to be the site for my fapping fodder too but now it’s for making fun of faggots like walker4409 and the shit he wants to jam up his ass (the real reason why he links those vids).

    #19 | Comment by nobody — April 6, 2010 @ 11:49 pm

  20. I actually kind of like Cadbury eggs more than boobs. Sometimes.

    #20 | Comment by aguy — April 7, 2010 @ 12:47 am

  21. ^^^
    i feel you.

    #21 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 7, 2010 @ 2:15 am

  22. Nice MILF post, but where are the attractive girls?
    And, totally agree with the zombie jokes.

    #22 | Comment by ronnfez — April 7, 2010 @ 2:34 am

  23. #4: Jesus Christ!

    #23 | Comment by The Duke — April 7, 2010 @ 3:15 am

  24. +1 for Louise Cliffe. Been a fan of hers since her spread on one of the random UK sport bikes mags (they have topless centerfolks–progressives!).

    #24 | Comment by Phil says, "huh?" — April 7, 2010 @ 6:42 am

  25. Did anybody in this thread talk anything about the gay topic? NO. Has this thread anything to do with gay matters? NO. Has this site anything to do with it ? NO. The ONLY person who brings up that shit —and that for no reason at all and completely unprovoked – is “Nobody”. That provides ample food for thoughts

    #25 | Comment by walker4409 — April 7, 2010 @ 6:23 pm

  26. ^great comeback… clap, clap

    #26 | Comment by nobody — April 7, 2010 @ 7:07 pm

  27. #26
    Okay, believe what you want to believe, you´ll do that anyway. But I really can´t see why I should be gay. I never shoved anything up my ass. I never sucked any cock not even my own, I never had sex with a man or a boy, I never watch gay porn and i´m not interested in that topic. I post on a pedophile website always hoping to see a young girl I can fap to. When I drive with the tube I see young girls (yea I mean YOUNG girls) I watch them, I see their fresh young skin and I wish desperately to kiss them, I feel a painful desire and when I watch them longer I get a boner and I have to cover my lap. When I fap I dream of girls, when I sleep I dream of girls, when I´m awake I dream of girls. That´s the fucking truth, do you under-fucking-stand? If this is gay for you then you´re the person who needs professional help and not me.

    #27 | Comment by walker4409 — April 7, 2010 @ 7:25 pm

  28. LOL @ anonymous people calling other anonymous people gay and then the 1st anonymous person getting mad about it.

    #28 | Comment by Sampson — April 7, 2010 @ 8:28 pm

  29. Less talk, more tits.

    #29 | Comment by alberach — April 7, 2010 @ 8:33 pm

  30. @27
    u go nuts when called a homo
    if we called |insert-name-here| the results wouldn’t be as funny
    maybe we’ll move onto alberach

    #30 | Comment by anonymous people — April 7, 2010 @ 9:39 pm

  31. Arguing on the Internet is like competing in the Special Olympics – even if you win you are still retarded.

    #31 | Comment by Hesse — April 8, 2010 @ 12:45 am

  32. lolz “pedophile website”

    #32 | Comment by dex — April 8, 2010 @ 12:54 am

  33. “Yay for homophobia! Seriously, you can call me gay, it isn’t true, but whatever. That’s like calling me a woman, okay, women are cool, I have a penis. Hell if I could trade in the penis, at least temporarily, I would. If you want to insult each other, there’s the obvious stupidity, and the less obvious, but relatively likely lack of quality lovers the other is able to get.”

    #33 | Comment by Ryuka — April 8, 2010 @ 5:32 am

  34. #12 GFY

    #34 | Comment by Pirho — April 8, 2010 @ 6:54 am

  35. You guys should just get a room. and AngelB – cheers for th easter post, it made up for my lack of retail eggs 🙂

    #35 | Comment by Silverchip — April 8, 2010 @ 10:08 am

  36. Personally I wouldn’t start fights with Walker. Walker is a bit like Russia.

    “Sir, the Russians are advancing.”
    “But they just lost 3 million men at Leningrad! It’s impossible!!!”
    *T-34 shell explodes nearby*
    “Good God, is that my spleen?”

    Russia should not be fucked with. Free market capitalism tried fucking with Russia in the 90s until Putin said, screw that, we’ll take our oligarchies and state-owned conglomerates, thankyouverymuch.

    #36 | Comment by cobalt — April 8, 2010 @ 1:31 pm

  37. walker can suck my hairy ass.

    #37 | Comment by Pirho — April 8, 2010 @ 2:08 pm

  38. yeah, walker ,kiss Pirho’s ass…oh and BTW….Ima scared of Walker…hahahahahaha Walker fuck off

    #38 | Comment by stew — April 8, 2010 @ 2:25 pm

  39. I´d rather see Dakota dressed like that…

    #39 | Comment by Thomas — April 8, 2010 @ 5:28 pm

  40. #39 snap. maybe with Selma as well.

    #40 | Comment by garth2k5 — April 8, 2010 @ 8:32 pm

  41. @27 u mad bro?…
    @cobalt How much is rent in walker’s ass since you’re always up in there? Is it roomy with all dead gerbils inside there? Does the semen decorating the walls bother you at all?

    #41 | Comment by Nobody — April 8, 2010 @ 9:01 pm

  42. ^^^ Post of the month

    #42 | Comment by stew — April 9, 2010 @ 3:58 pm

  43. Hate to interrupt this little bitch fight, but thought some of you might be interested in the amazing poking power of Michelle Trachtenberg’s nipples: http://www.thenipslip.com/?p=1645

    #43 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — April 10, 2010 @ 11:59 pm

  44. ^^^

    Can only view the thumbnails. The larger pics are just blank.

    #44 | Comment by flyboy — April 11, 2010 @ 1:15 am

  45. ^^^
    Don’t worry about it, because those aren’t pokies anyway, they’re just seams in her dress.

    #45 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 11, 2010 @ 1:49 am

  46. If those are purely seems in her dress, that that dress maker needs to receive some kind of Nobel prize. And the larger pics work fine for me on Safari … maybe it’s a browser thing.

    #46 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — April 11, 2010 @ 10:06 am

  47. maybe it #44 he’s too busy looking for a room to rent in walkers ass.

    #47 | Comment by Pirho — April 11, 2010 @ 12:54 pm

  48. Damn, I just ate some Taco Bell, and it’s giving me the nastiest farts.

    #48 | Comment by alt ctrl del — April 11, 2010 @ 6:43 pm

  49. Just a tip if anyone cares. Heather Locklears daughter Ava Sambora just made her catwalk debut this Friday. Maybe a little young to be modelling at only 12 but still. I bet there are people here on the site who are somewhat interested in seeing how she does.

    #49 | Comment by Boringname — April 11, 2010 @ 6:58 pm

  50. http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/alltherage/2010/03/white-trash-beautiful-and-ava-sambora-debut-at-la-fashion-weekend.html

    Mmm mmm good!

    12 is just the right age: Budding little titties & a ripe wet pussy. (And I bet she already shaves.) So tight, I wouldn’t last 30 seconds inside her. And you can knock ’em up at that age!

    #50 | Comment by pedo strong — April 11, 2010 @ 9:26 pm

  51. # 47 – Leave me out of your stupid little fag fight. I was talking about Trachtenbabe.

    #51 | Comment by flyboy — April 12, 2010 @ 9:25 am

  52. #50 –

    http://www.fashionfame.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/ava-sambora-on-ramp.jpg

    That’s probably the picture that makes her come out in the most favorable light, I think.

    #52 | Comment by Boringname — April 12, 2010 @ 7:57 pm

  53. Nice ! Nothing like taking your 12 year old daughter, dressing her up in fuck me clothes and sticking her out on the runway so everyone who sees her can picture her bent over getting pumped full of jizz. I’m sure she’ll turn out just fine … most girls who start modeling as pre-teens do.

    #53 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — April 13, 2010 @ 7:28 am

  54. Seriously, if you guys aren’t serious about updating and running this site, give it to someone who will.

    #54 | Comment by alt ctrl del — April 13, 2010 @ 3:16 pm

  55. Yep the Sambora pics were worthy of an Update at least in the early days of this site.

    #55 | Comment by pwrdrive — April 13, 2010 @ 7:03 pm

  56. the pedos are getting restless

    #56 | Comment by PedoBear — April 13, 2010 @ 7:45 pm

  57. I haven’t figured out why I keep checking back for the non updates.

    **Sigh**

    I remember back when this site was cool; now I am just adding to the number of whiny posters. I should have stopped coming back months ago, but I return out of a delusion that an update might actually have occurred since the one the month before.

    Sorry guys, but I think the gig is up for me… I appreciate the posts you provided in the past, but you should do yourselves a favor and just admit the website is dead.

    #57 | Comment by 8008135 — April 14, 2010 @ 11:04 pm

  58. Amanda Seyfried nude scenes from Chloe are out.

    As you could have predicted, a lot of Julianne Moore’s bony old hag breasts, and only fleeting, low-lit glimpses of Amanda’s (which still look awesome). IMHO unfappable.

    #41, #42 – lol, who’s up whose ass???

    #58 | Comment by cobalt — April 15, 2010 @ 9:20 am

  59. uummmm,

    moar Chloe Moretz PLZ

    #59 | Comment by filthy — April 15, 2010 @ 12:08 pm

  60. #57- Yeah, me too. I’m going to use my time more productively by looking for porn to fap to.

    #60 | Comment by alt ctrl del — April 15, 2010 @ 12:16 pm

  61. #57 – yeah, I used to check this site out twice a day, and now I’d be surprised if I check it more than once a week. And the funny thing is that even after all that time, usually it still hasn’t been updated.

    Oh well, it’s their right to run their site into the ground. I’ll just miss the way the site used to be. And I’m not even a long time poster.

    #61 | Comment by evil monkey — April 15, 2010 @ 10:16 pm

  62. Pirhole and Nerdbody outing themselves as fags and don´t realize it. They´re attacking a man who stultifies me because they don´t realize it….( Cobalt sends me up you idiots, but in such a brilliant way that I could never attack him –this is called intelligence but this is light years away from you ) Don´t worry fags he would never send you up ´cause he knows perfectly that such retarded lame losers like you could never understand it. And he knows your retarded answers beforehand. Fags like you are a social burden—too retarded and weak to get a girlfriend you´re posting here , swaying between homosexuality and pedophilia…

    #61
    Do you think the admin wants to read the excessive stupid comments of Pirhoasshole§co each fucking week?
    The solution is to check only once a month, you have an update for sure and you spare yourself these disgusting fags

    #62 | Comment by walker4409 — April 20, 2010 @ 11:47 am

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