Another teen queen just had a birthday. T-Moms turned 17 and I don’t even want to think about how that celebration went down. Maybe something like the video for the second single from her band, The Pretty Reckless.
Even the album cover for her band’s debut album is causing a commotion…
While she was still sweet sixteen, Taylor gave an interview to Disorder magazine, where she dropped the following wisdom when asked about her love life:
She also grins when asked if she’s single, and replies that she is, that she’s not into guys, waits a beat, then adds she’s not gay but just bored of men and her best friend is her vibrator.
YA RLY.
You’ve been a bad girl, Taylor…go to my room.
yes please.
#1 | Comment by Xan — July 28, 2010 @ 11:03 pm
GREAT, now we’re stuck with the zombie-faced blond chick on the front page for another six weeks
#2 | Comment by Kingpin — July 28, 2010 @ 11:28 pm
^^^
what if you had made that comment about Selena two days ago? or Sucker Punch yesterday?
PROTIP: think before you post
#3 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 28, 2010 @ 11:35 pm
Get that Little girl some Camel Lights!
Wait, She said to make that 100’s.
#4 | Comment by Crackpot — July 29, 2010 @ 12:10 am
GREAT, now we’re stuck with the zombie-faced blond chick on the front page for another six weeks
#5 | Comment by dex — July 29, 2010 @ 12:24 am
^^^
shut.
#6 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 29, 2010 @ 12:26 am
Please keep posting! I love the recent surge!
#7 | Comment by Dave — July 29, 2010 @ 2:10 am
Needs more upskirt
But nothing wrong with Zombie faced Blond
#8 | Comment by Boo — July 29, 2010 @ 2:29 am
I think Taylor Momsen posts trigger some kind of epileptic spasm, whereby no additional posts are allowed for at least 1 month. Ah well. At least she’s fun to look at. Something cool about a high school junior that looks like she would beg you to donkey punch her while going balls deep in the dirty place.
#9 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — July 29, 2010 @ 7:23 am
I spent her birthday with her. Really I did. She played Vans and I was there to see her show. She most likely just played the show and then after a while got on the bus to the next location. Probably pretty boring. She did have some other musician that she liked play with her up on stage for her birthday.
#10 | Comment by Dirk — July 29, 2010 @ 9:29 am
God Dammit. Momsen is back on the top of the page. Wake me up when she has a Vag.. Slip.
#11 | Comment by pwrdrive — July 29, 2010 @ 10:31 am
she’s hot.. and legal in NY.
#12 | Comment by yawn — July 29, 2010 @ 11:40 am
Good looking girl, but she’s boring as f*ck as a musician
#13 | Comment by diddleysquat — July 29, 2010 @ 12:37 pm
Meh.
#14 | Comment by asdf — July 29, 2010 @ 12:45 pm
GREAT, now we’re stuck with the zombie-faced blond chick on the front page for another six weeks
#15 | Comment by Anon — July 29, 2010 @ 12:56 pm
GREAT, now we’re stuck with the zombie-faced blond chick on the front page for another six weeks
#16 | Comment by Confuzzed — July 29, 2010 @ 1:52 pm
Shitty music video… decent enough song 🙂
I’ll probably pirate this when the album comes out
#17 | Comment by Coolstream — July 29, 2010 @ 2:21 pm
I think I’ve officially become too old for this site.
this is the third post in the row where I have no clue who or what this is!
#18 | Comment by MacDaddy — July 29, 2010 @ 2:49 pm
Sad part is with out going to the post you don’t know if people are posting for Taylor Momsen or Taylor Momsen.
#19 | Comment by Pirho — July 29, 2010 @ 2:59 pm
GREAT, now we’re stuck with the zombie-faced blond chick on the front page for another six weeks.
#20 | Comment by Pirho — July 29, 2010 @ 2:59 pm
#2 = #20
whats the point in posting the exact same comment twice ???? will you also post this as # 38 ???
also “we´re stuck” ??? if you dont like this site then dont come here ,…and,….problem solved
#21 | Comment by wuff — July 29, 2010 @ 4:11 pm
whats the point in posting the exact same comment twice ????
#22 | Comment by zomg — July 29, 2010 @ 5:21 pm
Enough with the Taylor Momsen stuff. I cannot stand her. The whole appeal of looking at 17 yr olds is that THEY LOOK LIKE 17 YR OLDS. Not some 40 yr old street hooker.
#23 | Comment by Cardiff — July 29, 2010 @ 5:59 pm
So many updates recently. I bet there will no more updates till December.
I’m not paying my internet bill just so I can visit sites that only update once every 8-10 weeks. Get your asses in gear, or I’ll write a letter to the Times about this travesty of a website.
#24 | Comment by Huron — July 29, 2010 @ 6:08 pm
GREAT, now we’re stuck with the zombie-faced blond chick on the front page for another six weeks the game.
#25 | Comment by cobalt — July 29, 2010 @ 7:02 pm
Ok, I’m really getting sick of seeing that comment.
#26 | Comment by alberach — July 29, 2010 @ 8:12 pm
GREAT, now we’re stuck looking at a thread full of comments by douchemongers about zombie-faced blond chicks being on the front page for another six weeks for another six weeks.
#27 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — July 29, 2010 @ 8:33 pm
We have a right and an obligation to complain about the lack of updates and, even worse, the quality of the updates.
I think we have all come to realize that Angelbaby is an egotastic plant. This site was once serious competition for egotastic, but not anymore, not since Angelbaby had Justin kidnapped.
We, the lovers of this website, should, and must, take this website back for the people. We have poured too much blood, tears, and man juice on our keyboards to allow this once great site to be torn apart and ruined by this evil force that has corrupted it.
#28 | Comment by Huron — July 29, 2010 @ 8:41 pm
#28
eat a dick and enjoy the free fap material. plus, egotastic’s not (mostly) run by an asian lesbian. how many sites can make that claim?
#29 | Comment by zilch — July 29, 2010 @ 10:05 pm
GREAT, now we’re stuck with the zombie-faced blond chick on the front page for another six weeks
#30 | Comment by fdsfsdf — July 29, 2010 @ 11:53 pm
I think she already has herpes.
#31 | Comment by Taylor Momsen SUCKS! — July 30, 2010 @ 1:28 am
^^^
Correction: AIDS
#32 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 30, 2010 @ 1:41 am
No fair! If I got her AIDS, she should have gotten my herpes!
#33 | Comment by Chain Letter of Love — July 30, 2010 @ 1:51 am
Why couldn’t Gibson be beating on HER? The world wouldn’t care then and Mel would still be loved world-round. It even cancels all antisemitism.
#34 | Comment by a — July 30, 2010 @ 3:56 am
#28: That’s too much. It’s one thing to question AB’s judgement in posting yet more of this inept Courtney-Love-wannabe-meets-My-Chemical-Romance-tribute-act shit parade, another to suggest she is a Egospastic’s prison bitch. Fuck you and your Paris Hiltons and Cardassians and microscopic nipple slips.
I’d give my left (fapping) arm to spend a night of reckless passion with AB, even though deep down I know she’s just a scrawny Asian guy in a wig.
#35 | Comment by cobalt — July 30, 2010 @ 7:35 am
#35: Are you suggesting that AB is a trap? Oh noes… That seriously puts in a damper on my mental image of her.
#36 | Comment by Confuzzed — July 30, 2010 @ 12:50 pm
#36
They all look the same from behind.
#37 | Comment by Dave — July 30, 2010 @ 2:53 pm
Shitty music… but I´d tap that anyday…
#38 | Comment by Paul — July 30, 2010 @ 5:11 pm
why are people QQ so much? if you want to look at another chick, go google them.
#39 | Comment by dizzle — July 30, 2010 @ 7:58 pm
nothing gives better head than a 3day old calf
#40 | Comment by Farmer — July 30, 2010 @ 9:07 pm
I’d rather listen to Miley sing Burt Bacharach’s greatest hits than this shit.
Seriously, someone needs to rape this girl in the ass and tell her to get the fuck out of our lives.
#41 | Comment by I.M. Hung — July 31, 2010 @ 4:03 am
LOL. I love how how people have been complaining about the lack of posts for months and then AB pumps out three posts in as many days and everyone loses their shit cause we’ve come full circle back to Raccoon Eyes Momsen.
Maybe that’s because all our other jailbait faves have fallen off the face of the earth and there is nothing to report. I’m convinced that AnnaSophia Robb’s father chained her to a bed and is violating her nightly after seeing those bikini pics (on this site, no doubt) and realizing what a sweet piece his daughter is.
Face it, until the movie “Hick” (a.k.a “the Chloe Moretz rape movie”, a.ka. “Hounddog 2: Electric Bugaloo”) comes out, there ain’t gonna be a lot to report on.
#42 | Comment by Blumpkin — July 31, 2010 @ 5:31 am
Seriously, someone needs to rape this girl in the ass and tell her to get the fuck out of our lives.
I could do that…!
#43 | Comment by Paul — July 31, 2010 @ 1:02 pm
*hork*
#44 | Comment by RobertBruce1975 — July 31, 2010 @ 2:10 pm
been there done that
#45 | Comment by Pirho — July 31, 2010 @ 8:52 pm
srsly though, do we need to start combing children’s programming again for the next round?
#46 | Comment by angelbabystuckedpenis — August 1, 2010 @ 12:06 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzs_OkBAfbc
Everybody look at Selena’s legs and shut the fuck up. Bonus: she doesn’t talk.
#47 | Comment by Sam — August 1, 2010 @ 6:56 am
Well on a better note since now we’re stuck with the zombie-faced blond chick on the front page for another six weeks, here is a couple of scans of the goddess of hotness herself, the boobalishious Ms. Perry.
http://img713.imageshack.us/f/katyperrybscap000160.jpg
http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/1457/kattyperryftbscap000280.jpg
#48 | Comment by Pirho — August 1, 2010 @ 8:28 am
…More Ava
Ava Sambora in Daisy Dukes 1
Ava Sambora in Daisy Dukes 2
Ava Sambora in Daisy Dukes 3
Ava Sambora in Daisy Dukes 4
#49 | Comment by Paul — August 2, 2010 @ 12:42 pm
^^^ 12 year old girl + Heather Locklear’s DNA = Lolitopia
#50 | Comment by Blumpkin — August 2, 2010 @ 2:48 pm
#49 – good hunting, Paul. good hunting.
anyone else has anything on Ava? Pls share.
#51 | Comment by Frank Holds — August 2, 2010 @ 7:04 pm
^^^
other than this?
http://dontlinkthis.net/archives/5396
anyone else notice that egospastic is posting moar jailbait lately?
#52 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 2, 2010 @ 8:04 pm
And the problem with that is ???????
#53 | Comment by whosbeenknocking — August 2, 2010 @ 10:06 pm
That 4th picture will keep me going until this site updates again…
#54 | Comment by Paul — August 2, 2010 @ 10:12 pm
that girl is a hoe lol
#55 | Comment by lawl — August 3, 2010 @ 12:01 am
You’re gonna be looking at picture 4 for a LOOOOOOOONG time, my friend.
#56 | Comment by dex — August 3, 2010 @ 12:48 am
^^^
i’m not your friend, buddy.
#57 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 3, 2010 @ 12:50 am
^^^
I’m not your buddy, pal.
#58 | Comment by dex — August 3, 2010 @ 12:51 am
^^^
i’m not your pal, friend.
#59 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 3, 2010 @ 12:51 am
its, “i’m not your pal, guy.” but whatever.
#60 | Comment by Xan — August 3, 2010 @ 3:10 am
I think it’s, “I’m not yer pal, GuyBroDudeHombre”.
#61 | Comment by Smiley — August 3, 2010 @ 4:53 am
If y’all are bored of being stuck in another 30-day Taylor Momsen trap, you can always flip over to Egotastic and enjoy Avril Lavigne’s nipple (http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/avril-lavigne/avril-lavigne-nipple-slip-pictures-are-the-sexy-beach-bomb-005883) and he shockingly awesome ass.
Bravo, Egotastic.
#62 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — August 3, 2010 @ 6:54 am
shriveled water-nipple FTL
#63 | Comment by cobalt — August 3, 2010 @ 9:57 am
#64 – or they could’ve just waited less than a day and seen how a post is supposed to be done (more pics, better size)
fail, egospastic.
#64 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 3, 2010 @ 10:06 am
@28 Huron…Justin used to be great with posting regularly then slowly he died until AngelBaby took over. AngelBaby also posted regularly but now the posting has also died again but I guess that is just human nature. Fun at first then it’s turned into work rather than a hobby. Mind you…I can’t speak for AngelBaby! Probably nothing in the Celeb news worth mentioning here.
Anyway…I like Taylor Momsen the Gossip Girl rather than Taylor Momsen the Goth rock chic but Avril will always rock my jocks more!
#65 | Comment by Viper — August 3, 2010 @ 10:22 am
#64, it’s 2010. First to post = win. It only took a few seconds to find the HQ versions on phun.org.
#66 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — August 3, 2010 @ 6:11 pm
^^^
yeah, i’m sure you’d say that if a site was first to post, but with thumbnail-sized pics. riiight.
#67 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 3, 2010 @ 7:02 pm
Don´t like her music… she should record a cover of “What What in the butt”…
That would be a best seller… and a viral sensation!
#68 | Comment by Paul — August 8, 2010 @ 4:32 pm