35 thoughts on “NAT ASS

  1. um… you’re welcome again

    #1 | Comment by dex — November 18, 2010 @ 1:47 am

  2. ^^^

    #2 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 18, 2010 @ 1:47 am

  3. saw the trailer yesterday, movie looks epic, including that ass, 🙂

    #3 | Comment by Jon — November 18, 2010 @ 2:47 am

  4. The only thing more attractive than Portman’s epic bod is her beautiful personality.

    #4 | Comment by Coolstream — November 18, 2010 @ 5:41 am

  5. Zooey’s showing off some nice cleavage, I always suspected she had nice ta tas

    #5 | Comment by pirho — November 18, 2010 @ 6:35 am

  6. Natalie Portman makes me want to become a better person. Or a very dirty one, at least. <3

    #6 | Comment by Phil says, "huh?" — November 18, 2010 @ 6:54 am

  7. well done thanks =)

    #7 | Comment by yawn — November 18, 2010 @ 9:49 am

  8. its kinda mesmerizing lol

    #8 | Comment by yawn — November 18, 2010 @ 9:49 am

  9. Yeah, not gonna lie… I’d hit that till the neighbors begged for mercy.

    Thanks for the post AB!

    #9 | Comment by Oldwolf — November 18, 2010 @ 11:02 am

  10. WTF is that movie? I don’t know if it’ll be good or suck as hell…

    #10 | Comment by Fry — November 18, 2010 @ 11:09 am

  11. Anyone else find it funny that Natalie made a big deal out of regretting her nude scene in that classy movie she made with Jason Schwartzman and now a few years later she’s showing practically the same amount of ass in a really dumb looking stoner comedy?

    #11 | Comment by Joey — November 18, 2010 @ 11:52 am

  12. okay, i’m liking her career moves of late. she’s showing her stellar ass in this movie, and next year she’s got a movie she wrote coming out where her character gives a 15 year old a blowjob.
    let me reiterate that:
    she wrote a scene where she gives a blowjob.
    to a 15 year old.
    she wrote it.
    for herself to star in.
    i love this woman.

    #12 | Comment by jackson — November 18, 2010 @ 11:59 am

  13. Wow, maybe she’s as pervy as us, just not into chicks like AB.

    #13 | Comment by Dave — November 18, 2010 @ 2:06 pm

  14. I’d like to jam my face in there.

    #14 | Comment by Jenesis — November 18, 2010 @ 5:26 pm

  15. kenny fucking powers and portman’s ass. it can’t go wrong.

    #15 | Comment by Mike — November 18, 2010 @ 5:49 pm

  16. Meh, she’s too old. Also, stupid-looking film threatens to undo what Peter Jackson did for fantasy cinema and take us right back to the miserable 1980’s (Yes, I’m looking at you, Barbarian Brothers.) Really, this is like a black woman giving-up her seat on a bus 30 years after Rosa Parks. Shameful.

    Will wait for BJ movie, however. And by that I mean wait for BJ scene to be leaked on interwebs — not wasting my time with another stupid flick like I did to see Jennifer C’s fabulous D’s in that stupid Abbots movie. Ugh.

    #16 | Comment by Doug — November 18, 2010 @ 7:54 pm

  17. I’d lick her from head to toes… and all over again…

    #17 | Comment by Josh — November 19, 2010 @ 12:58 am

  18. Saw the trailer and KNEW there had to be awesomeness posted here by now. Good work.

    #18 | Comment by Boo — November 19, 2010 @ 1:12 am

  19. All I saw was “NAT ASS” and knew this was gonna be a great night XD

    #19 | Comment by ME — November 19, 2010 @ 3:39 am

  20. That’s Portman? Looks old.

    #20 | Comment by cobalt — November 19, 2010 @ 9:06 am

  21. I’d gladly eat the corn out of her shit.

    #21 | Comment by I.M. Hung — November 19, 2010 @ 10:54 am

  22. This babe really is an exhibitionist just dying to show it all. Look at the parts shes been playing as of late. Me thinks she really wants to start showing it all, but something is holding her back a bit. Maybe she feels the requisite part needs credibility, who knows. Im thinking a little more patience, and we will see the full front and back monty soon.

    #22 | Comment by ok — November 19, 2010 @ 7:53 pm

  23. Dat Ass!!!

    #23 | Comment by Crackpot — November 20, 2010 @ 12:49 pm

  24. #21-

    Good luck getting work like that in this economy…

    #24 | Comment by Blumpkin — November 20, 2010 @ 1:00 pm

  25. I would make beautiful, sweet, meaningful love to that woman. And then I would tongue-bang her fartbox until my face went numb.

    #25 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — November 22, 2010 @ 7:04 am

  26. “I wonder if any of you have ever tried to talk to a real woman… Here’s a tip, telling her what you would do to her anus, in her anus, or with her fecal matter, is not going to get you laid. If it does, I can promise you the night ahead will not be pleasant unless you damn well plan to eat some shit.”

    “Here’s another tip, other guys on the internet, will not get you laid, so it doesn’t matter how many e-peen high fives you get for your idiotic lewd comments. If these idiots on the internet think you’re cool, it’s probably because, in all honesty, you really aren’t… In fact, for the good of mankind, just go to the kitchen, grab a knife, and start your new career as a eunuch.”

    #26 | Comment by Ryu — November 22, 2010 @ 8:44 pm

  27. Actually, my wife loves it when I tongue her butthole … so I would guess whoever you are quoting has never tried it. I’m sure Nat is very clean and showers regularly and that her poopy-place smells like strawberries and Unicorns, so I’m willing to risk it.

    #27 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — November 23, 2010 @ 7:10 am

  28. “Unless she has regular enemas, or has a tiny shower for the inside of her anus, it really doesn’t matter how regularly she showers. Also, I didn’t say some girls didn’t enjoy rimming, but I can definitely say that girls who are not nasty, low-class, and/or swimming with STDs still probably don’t have any interest in being told in the most lewd way possible what you’d do in their anus. I can pretty much guarantee, that if anyone here had a chance with Natalie Portman, they might as well flush it if they think any of the idiotic comments here would do anything except destroy the already minuscule probability.”

    “More than anything, I wish I could take the comments on this site, string them together, and staple them to the people posting them, so as to decrease the number of stupid assholes that end up with women they don’t deserve.”

    #28 | Comment by Ryu — November 26, 2010 @ 2:14 am

  29. ^^^ Fuck you, bitch. We don’t need a lecture from you. If you don’t like the comments on this site, go elsewhere. The fact that you’re here shows that you’re mind is in the gutter, just like the rest of us. And I bet you’d happily eat the corn out of Portman’s shit if you got the chance.

    #29 | Comment by I.M. Hung — November 26, 2010 @ 5:39 pm

  30. “My mind is in the gutter, but it doesn’t mean I have to be a drooling idiot that crawled forth from the primordial ooze with no other mental outlets except to eat, sleep, and smash a woman on the head and fuck her.”

    “Also, no, if the only options were to eat shit and have sex with Natalie Portman, or don’t have sex with Natalie Portman, the only way the first option would even be considered is if I had some reason to believe I’d never be able to have sex again, and dying wasn’t an option.”

    #30 | Comment by Ryu — November 27, 2010 @ 2:09 am

  31. Seriously, what kind of fucktard quotes himself ?

    #31 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — November 27, 2010 @ 9:46 am

  32. Someone should make Mormon porn out of this gif.

    #32 | Comment by J — November 28, 2010 @ 12:10 pm

  33. Natalie is looking great and Zooey Too … Will watch this one for sure.

    #33 | Comment by Frank Stern — December 2, 2010 @ 4:31 pm

  34. Well enjoy it while you can. I saw on the net today she announced she’s pregnant, and she’s also engaged to some guy she met on the set of Black Swan.

    #34 | Comment by Pants On Ground — December 28, 2010 @ 3:22 pm

  35. Portman and Kunis?

    sex scene?

    Black Swan?




    #35 | Comment by filthy — January 12, 2011 @ 8:23 am

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