ADORABLE. So Fucking Adorable.
How can anybody not like Kristen Bell?
How can anybody not have her in a top 10 list?
Go watch Veronica Mars and come back and tell me she’s not top 10 material. No tits? No matter. SHE’S CUTE. I love boobs as much as the next guy but i can forgive the lack of boobage on a chick if her face is appealing enough. And in my eyes, Kristen Bell is SUPER appealing.
What she lacks in the chest area, she more than makes up in being FUCKING ADORABLE.
Like how she is in this scene from Forgetting Sarah Marshall. TOO CUTE.
Oh Kristen…
I was watching one of my Avril Lavigne concert DVDs a while back and my wife was like “I think i know why you like her so much – she looks like Kristen Bell”.
And she does, sorta.
Find a picture of Kristen and Avril smiling, cover the top half of their faces and they practically have the same smile. They also have pretty much same body too. True story.
Avril isn’t cross eyed though.
Bell has strabismus, which affects her right eye. She inherited it from her mother, who had it corrected as a child. Bell claims that if she does not get enough sleep, it aggravates the ailment. She calls her right eye “Wonky”.
This.
Chicks with wonky eyes, they really intrigue me for some reason. I’m always imagining what it’d be like to look a wonky eyed chick in the eyes while banging them and them being all wonky eyed and all. LOL. What the fuck that’s so fucked up.
I love you Kristen Bell.
I concur. Damn that Dax…damn him.
#1 | Comment by Biker — December 14, 2011 @ 11:22 am
First of all I must say:
I was watching one of my Avril Lavigne concert DVDs a while back and my wife was like “I think you’re gay”.
With that said:
Bell is indeed bangable! But how could you leave out her scene stealing scenes from Burlesque? (Insert you’re gay/ghey comments here)
She looked soo fucking hot as a Brunette! I did not even recognize her!
Plus I loved her as the whore on HBO’s Deadwood who got her skull beat in! (Great scene…not sexy…just great)
#2 | Comment by MacDaddy — December 14, 2011 @ 1:32 pm
Approve.
#3 | Comment by I.M Hung — December 14, 2011 @ 2:08 pm
We can always pop out her “wonky” eye and skull fuck her. Just saying.
#4 | Comment by Pirho — December 14, 2011 @ 2:15 pm
I bet she has a nice tight pink one…
#5 | Comment by Peter — December 14, 2011 @ 3:14 pm
Eye socket?
#6 | Comment by Pirho — December 14, 2011 @ 4:17 pm
I don’t like her. It’s mostly because of her appearance on Heroes, but I doubt anything else can change the fact now. Maybe, it’s also because I don’t like blondes too much. I dunno.
What I trynna say: She’s definitly not on my bang list.
#7 | Comment by Fry — December 14, 2011 @ 5:19 pm
srsly?
skull fucking now? what have we become PEOPLE?
#8 | Comment by the block obama — December 14, 2011 @ 6:15 pm
Well justin is the one who is in love with her Wonky eye
#9 | Comment by Pirho — December 14, 2011 @ 7:07 pm
meh. she’s cute.. but doesn’t do anything for me.. refusing to watch “forgetting Sarah Marshall” on the grounds that it has Russell “twat” Brand in it. Hell Rose McGowan’s cuter.
#10 | Comment by garth — December 14, 2011 @ 9:30 pm
Best post made on this site in at least a couple of months. Best post made by Justin in probably the last three years or so. Justin, just die and give the site to AngelBaby. Please? 99% of the shit you post is worthless crap. I only say 99% because of this post…otherwise it would be 100%.
#11 | Comment by Nobody — December 14, 2011 @ 10:15 pm
Justin, I approve of your wonky choice. I kinda like the wonky eye myself.
#12 | Comment by Mr. Bojangles — December 15, 2011 @ 12:43 am
http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/58500/Cross-Eyed-Kristen-Bell–58542.jpg
/fap ?
#13 | Comment by dynamite — December 15, 2011 @ 12:56 am
wheres her ass pics?!
#14 | Comment by Jigs — December 15, 2011 @ 1:39 am
#13 broken link
#15 | Comment by Pirho — December 15, 2011 @ 6:17 am
http://www.freakingnews.com/Cross-Eyed-Kristen-Bell-Pictures-66940.asp
#16 | Comment by dynamite — December 15, 2011 @ 7:54 am
Amber Heard
Lacey Chabert
Kristen Bell
Olivia Munn?
#17 | Comment by Pirho — December 15, 2011 @ 9:58 am
@17
Too old…
#18 | Comment by Peter — December 15, 2011 @ 10:52 am
Nah I think Justin has a special place in his heart for Olivia.
#19 | Comment by Pirho — December 15, 2011 @ 2:04 pm
Not a Bell fan. I mean, I see the appeal, I guess. But she does nothing for me.
#20 | Comment by Nobody — December 15, 2011 @ 5:59 pm
I used to live about 1/2 mile from her back when she was in high school. IF I had known, I’d probably have at least one arrest on my record for sitting in someone’s backyard without my pants. She’s like a sexy rainbow shining on a unicorn with a smoking hot ass. Full of win.
#21 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — December 15, 2011 @ 7:51 pm
this bang list needs moar Chobot.
fact.
#22 | Comment by AngelBaby — December 16, 2011 @ 12:16 am
#22 wins
BTW, when I fap thinking of AngelBaby, she has a wonky eye
#23 | Comment by Glitter — December 16, 2011 @ 1:57 am
#23 has got me imagining angelbaby with a wonky eye now
#24 | Comment by Justin — December 16, 2011 @ 2:03 am
#24 – I can imagine you with a couple of wonky eyes when Angelbaby puts on that industrial grade Russian strap-on, chomps down on that half smoked cigar and gives it to you un-lubed. Ooofah!
And Kristen Bell is adorable – even with that goofy eyeball.
#25 | Comment by Smiley — December 16, 2011 @ 6:25 pm
What do you suppose the odds of K Bell nakedness in her new series “House of Lies” starting up in January?
#26 | Comment by D'egg — December 19, 2011 @ 8:36 pm
i so totally agree. GOD i wish so badly that veronica mars hadn’t just.. ended. I can maybe see someone not being into her much if they hadn’t seen that, but i totally agree with you- there’s no way you can watch that and not love her.
#27 | Comment by trev g — December 20, 2011 @ 3:00 am
i’m watching house of lies episode 1 and I CAN’T TAKE MY EYES OF KRISTEN BELL
#28 | Comment by Justin — December 24, 2011 @ 10:50 am
have you seen her fold a tshirt with her wonkey eyes closed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f-MTuMKMps&feature=player_detailpage#t=133s
#29 | Comment by MV — December 25, 2011 @ 3:22 pm
Attractive? Sure. Unattractive traits: She’s VERY VERY SHORT. She’s Vegan, and a member of PETA. *shudder*
#30 | Comment by Anony-Mouse — December 26, 2011 @ 9:07 pm