I… WHA… HOLY SH…

I have no words.

Officials from Rosemount High School are apologizing for a so-called “prank” that will almost surely lead to a lifetime of awkward family gatherings and thousands of hours of therapy for the students involved.

At an end-of-the-year pepfest last week, a group of winter sports captains were blindfolded in the school gym in front of their peers, and told they would be receiving a kiss from a “special someone.

These poor kids reasonably assumed they were about to make out with their classmates. But the assembly organizers had something else in mind: their parents.

Footage of the assembly shows a scene that would make even Sigmund Freud cringe. Dads kissing daughters. Mothers kissing sons.

And these are not just innocent pecks on the lips. The parents are intimately lip-locking their children for several seconds. One even progresses to rolling around on the gym floor. In another instance, a mother moves her son’s hand south so he’s grasping her butt.

W.T.F!

21 thoughts on “I… WHA… HOLY SH…

  1. C’mon Justin, you miss living in America, don’t you?

    #1 | Comment by BobBobson — December 15, 2011 @ 7:41 pm

  2. Wincest!

    #2 | Comment by Ryozenzuzex — December 15, 2011 @ 7:44 pm

  3. there are so many levels of wrongness in this.. it’s on par with the Twlight wrongness.

    #3 | Comment by garth — December 15, 2011 @ 9:08 pm

  4. I am totally hurling now. Arrests, federal authorities, where are you?

    #4 | Comment by zz — December 15, 2011 @ 9:54 pm

  5. pep ‘cest 2011 wooooooo

    #5 | Comment by morgan — December 15, 2011 @ 11:41 pm

  6. so i’m a little freaked out, but still, who isn’t loving the post explosion?

    #6 | Comment by mawh — December 15, 2011 @ 11:42 pm

  7. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOXQTr_3IVw

    #7 | Comment by AngelBaby — December 16, 2011 @ 12:24 am

  8. When this is seen as socially acceptable by all those in charge at the school, the parents, and the completely ok with it reactions of the students when it’s revealed…. I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

    #8 | Comment by Mr. Bojangles — December 16, 2011 @ 1:00 am

  9. Isn’t this method used to psychologically torture prisoners in Guantanamo?

    Or is it just something dreamed up by the school therapist to keep him in a job?

    #9 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — December 16, 2011 @ 1:33 am

  10. Moar Munn!!

    #10 | Comment by Pirho — December 16, 2011 @ 5:10 am

  11. American are really fucked up..

    More of Chloe!

    And you should start a new post with those Bella Thorne being x-rayed at Los Angeles Airport picts: tinyurl.com/bellaatlax

    #11 | Comment by Peter — December 16, 2011 @ 11:12 am

  12. I’m not quite sure how to comment on this one….

    I got nuttin!

    NEXT hottie please!

    #12 | Comment by MacDaddy — December 16, 2011 @ 12:37 pm

  13. #11 is on to something

    #13 | Comment by Stitches — December 16, 2011 @ 1:00 pm

  14. BRING BACK CHOBOT!

    #14 | Comment by Michele Bachmann — December 16, 2011 @ 1:37 pm

  15. Any mothers kissing daughters?

    #15 | Comment by thesand — December 16, 2011 @ 1:51 pm

  16. any wonky eyed mothers kissing bella thorne while getting xrayed at LAX with Chobot taking notes for the editorial and Munn rattling off play by plays?

    #16 | Comment by Glitter — December 16, 2011 @ 7:49 pm

  17. so is this supposed to part of your banglist 10?

    #17 | Comment by cyagar — December 16, 2011 @ 9:00 pm

  18. “So everyone here will lick the asshole of a 10 year old girl, but making out with your parent is wrong? Psychologically speaking, there’s a decent chance you spend most of your life trying to fuck a person just like one of your parents. Incest doesn’t bother me a bit, so good on this little school for being open-minded or fucked up, either way it’s amusing.”

    “Just remember, wear a condom when you fuck your mom, you don’t want incest-y babies. Otherwise, everything’s all good.”

    #18 | Comment by Ryu — December 17, 2011 @ 9:50 am

  19. @13
    I know, but Justing ignores it because it’s not about cartoon ponies, video games or incest…

    #19 | Comment by Peter — December 17, 2011 @ 10:46 am

  20. @13 I agree. there’s a lot of wrongness about this..

    #20 | Comment by garth — December 19, 2011 @ 9:29 pm

  21. one can only hope step-mom….then it gets hot

    #21 | Comment by Thorpants — December 27, 2011 @ 4:52 am

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