SCARLETT JOHANSSON

I’ve been thinking a lot about fat Christina Aguilera these days. It’s pretty crazy how she’s let herself go. It’s also pretty crazy that i want to see her naked, fat and all.

I also want to see Snooki naked.

Here are some decidedly not fat pictures of Scarlett Johansson on the beach.

27 thoughts on “SCARLETT JOHANSSON

  1. #1 Nice

    #1 | Comment by Nick — February 12, 2012 @ 8:36 am

  2. Meh, boobs too small now. I miss the 34D’s…

    #2 | Comment by alberach — February 12, 2012 @ 9:53 am

  3. The best thing about DLT is the banner; “Rejoice […] in thy youth”. Youth -the best of all time. Once you hit adulthood, it’s all downhill. Charles Baudelaire summed it all up in “Une charogne” –

    Alors, Ô mon amour, dites à la vermine
    Qui vous mangera de baisers
    Que j’ai gardé la forme et l’essence divine
    De mes amours décomposés!

    #3 | Comment by Reggi — February 12, 2012 @ 1:25 pm

  4. I’m pretty sure that all you need is to travel to Jersey and buy a few drinks to see Snooki naked.

    And I think ScarJo’s boobs are as big as ever.

    #4 | Comment by tool — February 12, 2012 @ 1:49 pm

  5. snooki’s bi, something Justin AND Angelbaby can enjoy.

    ScarJo and I can make babies.

    #5 | Comment by the block obama — February 12, 2012 @ 3:31 pm

  6. Justin admit it. You only put these up because you can see from her ass that ScarJo is starting to head down the Aguilera Highway to Chunktown.

    #6 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — February 12, 2012 @ 4:24 pm

  7. @4

    You can probably skip the drinks. I imagine if you stand near any bar long enough Snooki will be tripping out of the door with her underwear above her head.

    #7 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — February 12, 2012 @ 4:28 pm

  8. #5 – nothx

    #8 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 12, 2012 @ 6:27 pm

  9. I’d lick ScarJo head to toes, all day long, until my tongue falls out…

    #9 | Comment by Joey — February 13, 2012 @ 12:42 am

  10. I want in that ass

    #10 | Comment by cf — February 13, 2012 @ 1:02 am

  11. http://i.imgur.com/Jzf91.jpg

    oh yes

    #11 | Comment by Justin — February 13, 2012 @ 1:54 am

  12. ^ THATS what im tommbout

    cushion

    #12 | Comment by the block obama — February 13, 2012 @ 8:05 am

  13. howsa bout that adele chick eh?

    #13 | Comment by Justin — February 13, 2012 @ 8:24 am

  14. ^I’d do’er fer her monay.

    #14 | Comment by Bikar — February 13, 2012 @ 8:44 am

  15. I will fuck scarjo with the gusto of a thousand horses running full speed down hill!!

    Fat xtina too!!!

    Fat chicks love anal! (FACT)

    #15 | Comment by MacDaddy — February 13, 2012 @ 4:23 pm

  16. i would last 29 seconds with adele

    and we would be in 23 different positions

    #16 | Comment by glitter — February 13, 2012 @ 8:56 pm

  17. I’d hit fat Christina like a mexican pinata…

    #17 | Comment by Joey — February 13, 2012 @ 10:07 pm

  18. i want to eat captain crunch out of fat xtina’s ass…

    #18 | Comment by DiCK — February 14, 2012 @ 4:10 am

  19. I’m liking the fat ass….she’s at the limit though

    #19 | Comment by diddleysquat — February 14, 2012 @ 6:23 pm

  20. I’d rather lick those cellulite thighs than hitting Skeletor Jolie

    #20 | Comment by Joey — February 14, 2012 @ 9:31 pm

  21. Justin’s wife is pregnant. Only explanation for the chubby chaser phase.

    #21 | Comment by Horatio — February 14, 2012 @ 10:11 pm

  22. I once saw a picture of snooki without makeup and she looked 10,000x’s hotter than when she oranges herself up for her shitty show.

    #22 | Comment by a — February 15, 2012 @ 2:08 am

  23. i love her little belly

    #23 | Comment by yawn — February 15, 2012 @ 11:53 am

  24. Whatever happened to the pedo pics on this site? Now all we get is shit about fat chicks.

    #24 | Comment by hambubger — February 15, 2012 @ 3:03 pm

  25. What? No Kate Upton updates?

    #25 | Comment by Buster Hyman — February 15, 2012 @ 5:31 pm

  26. well, i fapped to a couple of .gifs of her yesterday.

    does that count?

    #26 | Comment by Justin — February 15, 2012 @ 5:50 pm

  27. @24

    that’s what happens when hot young girls grow up.

    Every time a hot girl gets fat a unicorn dies.

    #27 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — February 15, 2012 @ 9:00 pm

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