I’ve been thinking a lot about fat Christina Aguilera these days. It’s pretty crazy how she’s let herself go. It’s also pretty crazy that i want to see her naked, fat and all.
I also want to see Snooki naked.
Here are some decidedly not fat pictures of Scarlett Johansson on the beach.
#1 Nice
#1 | Comment by Nick — February 12, 2012 @ 8:36 am
Meh, boobs too small now. I miss the 34D’s…
#2 | Comment by alberach — February 12, 2012 @ 9:53 am
The best thing about DLT is the banner; “Rejoice […] in thy youth”. Youth -the best of all time. Once you hit adulthood, it’s all downhill. Charles Baudelaire summed it all up in “Une charogne” –
Alors, Ô mon amour, dites à la vermine
Qui vous mangera de baisers
Que j’ai gardé la forme et l’essence divine
De mes amours décomposés!
#3 | Comment by Reggi — February 12, 2012 @ 1:25 pm
I’m pretty sure that all you need is to travel to Jersey and buy a few drinks to see Snooki naked.
And I think ScarJo’s boobs are as big as ever.
#4 | Comment by tool — February 12, 2012 @ 1:49 pm
snooki’s bi, something Justin AND Angelbaby can enjoy.
ScarJo and I can make babies.
#5 | Comment by the block obama — February 12, 2012 @ 3:31 pm
Justin admit it. You only put these up because you can see from her ass that ScarJo is starting to head down the Aguilera Highway to Chunktown.
#6 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — February 12, 2012 @ 4:24 pm
@4
You can probably skip the drinks. I imagine if you stand near any bar long enough Snooki will be tripping out of the door with her underwear above her head.
#7 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — February 12, 2012 @ 4:28 pm
#5 – nothx
#8 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 12, 2012 @ 6:27 pm
I’d lick ScarJo head to toes, all day long, until my tongue falls out…
#9 | Comment by Joey — February 13, 2012 @ 12:42 am
I want in that ass
#10 | Comment by cf — February 13, 2012 @ 1:02 am
http://i.imgur.com/Jzf91.jpg
oh yes
#11 | Comment by Justin — February 13, 2012 @ 1:54 am
^ THATS what im tommbout
cushion
#12 | Comment by the block obama — February 13, 2012 @ 8:05 am
howsa bout that adele chick eh?
#13 | Comment by Justin — February 13, 2012 @ 8:24 am
^I’d do’er fer her monay.
#14 | Comment by Bikar — February 13, 2012 @ 8:44 am
I will fuck scarjo with the gusto of a thousand horses running full speed down hill!!
Fat xtina too!!!
Fat chicks love anal! (FACT)
#15 | Comment by MacDaddy — February 13, 2012 @ 4:23 pm
i would last 29 seconds with adele
and we would be in 23 different positions
#16 | Comment by glitter — February 13, 2012 @ 8:56 pm
I’d hit fat Christina like a mexican pinata…
#17 | Comment by Joey — February 13, 2012 @ 10:07 pm
i want to eat captain crunch out of fat xtina’s ass…
#18 | Comment by DiCK — February 14, 2012 @ 4:10 am
I’m liking the fat ass….she’s at the limit though
#19 | Comment by diddleysquat — February 14, 2012 @ 6:23 pm
I’d rather lick those cellulite thighs than hitting Skeletor Jolie
#20 | Comment by Joey — February 14, 2012 @ 9:31 pm
Justin’s wife is pregnant. Only explanation for the chubby chaser phase.
#21 | Comment by Horatio — February 14, 2012 @ 10:11 pm
I once saw a picture of snooki without makeup and she looked 10,000x’s hotter than when she oranges herself up for her shitty show.
#22 | Comment by a — February 15, 2012 @ 2:08 am
i love her little belly
#23 | Comment by yawn — February 15, 2012 @ 11:53 am
Whatever happened to the pedo pics on this site? Now all we get is shit about fat chicks.
#24 | Comment by hambubger — February 15, 2012 @ 3:03 pm
What? No Kate Upton updates?
#25 | Comment by Buster Hyman — February 15, 2012 @ 5:31 pm
well, i fapped to a couple of .gifs of her yesterday.
does that count?
#26 | Comment by Justin — February 15, 2012 @ 5:50 pm
@24
that’s what happens when hot young girls grow up.
Every time a hot girl gets fat a unicorn dies.
#27 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — February 15, 2012 @ 9:00 pm