KATE UPTON

I like Kate Upton.

She’s cute and she has an amazing set of tits.

Not everyone likes her though.

Sophia Neophitou is the editor in chief and founder of UK fashion magazine 10, the former creative director of Harper’s Bazaar UK, and a consultant for Antonio Berardi, Roland Mouret, and Elie Saab. In 2011, she was put in charge of casting the Victoria’s Secret runway show. Neophitou spoke to the Times about Upton’s rise to fame, telling the paper that she found the 19-year-old midwesterner average and compared her to a “footballer’s wife”.

“We would never use” Ms. Upton for a Victoria’s Secret show, Ms. Neophitou said by telephone last week from London. And, while Ms. Upton has, in fact, modeled on occasion for the company’s catalog, her look, said Ms. Neophitou, is “too obvious” to be featured in what has become the most widely viewed runway show in the world.

“She’s like a Page 3 girl,” Ms. Neophitou said, referring to the scantily clad voluptuous women featured in The Sun, a London tabloid. “She’s like a footballer’s wife, with the too-blond hair and that kind of face that anyone with enough money can go out and buy.”

This makes me sad.

You know what else makes me sad?

The fact that Kate Upton has a MUSTACHE.

🙁

Will still fap to for the boobs though.

38 thoughts on “KATE UPTON

  1. Kate Upton is rocking.

    And bouncing.

    But she’s becoming too famous now. When boring family-friendly morning talk shows start featuring you, then you start to lose the sexy.

    #1 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — February 15, 2012 @ 8:52 pm

  2. Incidentally, this is a photo of Sophia Neophitou, the one quoted in the article judging the looks of Kate Upton:

    http://videos.videopress.com/Yclpn6FL/calvin-klein-new-york_dvd.original.jpg

    http://videos.videopress.com/iwNtvUiA/prada_dvd.original.jpg

    #2 | Comment by Picard — February 15, 2012 @ 9:00 pm

  3. hairy girls are usually a deal breaker for me.

    alyssa milano for example. she has more hair on her arms than i do.

    here’s kate upton dancing in a bikini. 14 mb gif. lol.

    she sort of resembles a younger katherine heigl.

    #3 | Comment by Justin — February 15, 2012 @ 9:04 pm

  4. i always lose at this game

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwM4fborwJk&t=35s

    #4 | Comment by Justin — February 15, 2012 @ 9:10 pm

  5. @2

    You could tell she was ugly without needing the photo.

    Looking like a Page 3 girl will never be a bad thing.

    #5 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — February 15, 2012 @ 9:52 pm

  6. if i had a favorite page 3 girl, it would probably be samantha fox

    #6 | Comment by Justin — February 15, 2012 @ 9:59 pm

  7. wait, i’m thinking too far back.

    forgot about keeley hazell!

    #7 | Comment by Justin — February 15, 2012 @ 10:03 pm

  8. why the hell would anyone photoshop a woman like her?

    anyway. even after saying that, theres women way hotter out there.

    #8 | Comment by Kenneth — February 15, 2012 @ 10:09 pm

  9. Moustache just killed my day. Thanks Justin.

    #9 | Comment by Woozle — February 15, 2012 @ 10:14 pm

  10. Moustache just killed my erection. Thanks Justin.

    #10 | Comment by Smiley — February 15, 2012 @ 10:38 pm

  11. Sophia Neophitou = BITCH

    #11 | Comment by Buster Hyman — February 15, 2012 @ 10:42 pm

  12. She’s pretty hot, if only she had a nicer shape down below. She’s too curveless for me to fall for her charms.

    #12 | Comment by someonEElse — February 15, 2012 @ 10:47 pm

  13. You know what goes together well ? Big tits and 19 year olds.

    #13 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — February 15, 2012 @ 11:12 pm

  14. i realize homegirl is only 19, but someone needs to introduce her to laser depilatory or Vaniqa (no, that’s not a sassy black lady who works at a beauty salon).

    #14 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 15, 2012 @ 11:50 pm

  15. I’d comb that moustache. I don’t even know what that means

    #15 | Comment by diddleysquat — February 16, 2012 @ 1:53 am

  16. The mustache wasn’t as bad as seeing all those nose hairs hanging out. Damn, girl!

    Still, that body is rockin.

    #16 | Comment by yweln — February 16, 2012 @ 2:23 am

  17. I bet her tits don’t look that good naked.

    #17 | Comment by Horatio — February 16, 2012 @ 4:10 pm

  18. #16 – GAWDAMMITT!! What the hell’s wrong with her? Her nostril looks like in the inside of the Batcave!

    She’s a model – aren’t models supposed to look their best at public appearances? I mean, that’s their bread & butter.

    #18 | Comment by Smiley — February 16, 2012 @ 4:22 pm

  19. WTF! Christina A. menstruating, Scarlett’s cellulite … Now that Upton-girl with a mustache that remind of Chewbacca!

    Justin, you have a serious fetish …

    #19 | Comment by Germanist — February 16, 2012 @ 4:58 pm

  20. There must be at least 10 different models like her who I can’t tell apart. It’s as if they come off a production line. Blonde, check, big tits, check, cold dead eyes, check. Sad that Russ Meyer isn’t alive to see them.

    #20 | Comment by cobalt — February 16, 2012 @ 4:58 pm

  21. A little upper-lip fringe is far from a deal-breaker. I’ll stick with Justin’s original assessment: “I don’t normally have a thing for swimsuit models or models in general but my God, this girl is fine as hell.” Word, word, WORD.

    #21 | Comment by Stiff Shots — February 16, 2012 @ 6:30 pm

  22. Well I say on personally authority that she has no bush hair, so the hair on her lip makes up for whats not down below.

    #22 | Comment by Pirho — February 16, 2012 @ 7:28 pm

  23. If the way she fucks the camera with her eyes is anything to go by, I’m betting that when it comes to the bedroom olympics Kate Upton bangs like the shit house door in the wind.

    Yes motherfucking please!

    #23 | Comment by EmJee — February 16, 2012 @ 11:13 pm

  24. Oh and here’s the gif link that Justin messed up: http://cache.sharenxs.com/images/wz/cabc/ah/ac/be/aa/kateuptondancing.gif

    🙂

    #24 | Comment by EmJee — February 16, 2012 @ 11:16 pm

  25. How about Sports Illustrated cover? she doesn’t seem that hairy to me and the fact that she made a body painting shot a while a go…

    #25 | Comment by MSK — February 16, 2012 @ 11:20 pm

  26. Kanye hit it.

    #26 | Comment by Reggi — February 17, 2012 @ 1:38 am

  27. #21

    this chick is WORKING for me

    send her my best

    /fap

    #27 | Comment by the block obama — February 17, 2012 @ 1:38 am

  28. #26 – lol he wishes.

    kanye is a gay fish.

    #28 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 17, 2012 @ 2:12 am

  29. she will be mine!

    Oh yes…she WILL BE MINE!!!!

    #29 | Comment by MacDaddy — February 17, 2012 @ 12:58 pm

  30. I’d wax her mustache! (and I dont mean normal waxing stuff)

    #30 | Comment by MacDaddy — February 17, 2012 @ 1:00 pm

  31. 27. Duly noted. One of MY favorites as well. 🙂

    #31 | Comment by Stiff Shots — February 17, 2012 @ 7:02 pm

  32. Oh man, I would fap to Kate Upton twice! I don’t care if she is a swimsuit model. Watching that video of her in her bikini dancing for the camera was almost enough to do it by – it – self – oh damn . . .

    #32 | Comment by whosbeenknocking — February 23, 2012 @ 6:00 pm

  33. I’m calling shenanigans on this one, but if it is her, DAMN!!!

    http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/5898/39624834663396871440610.jpg

    #33 | Comment by Pirho — February 29, 2012 @ 5:47 am

  34. dont think so

    this is her practically topless (bodypaint)

    http://i.picpar.com/9dd77f34c95526d996e9de8c75a99bfdf30e2d04.jpeg

    #34 | Comment by Justin — February 29, 2012 @ 5:53 am

  35. @33 link is already 403.

    #35 | Comment by Metacarpal — February 29, 2012 @ 11:20 pm

  36. Damn them!

    http://www.thenudeceleb.com/pictures/nudes/kate-upton-fully-naked-pictures.html

    #36 | Comment by Pirho — March 1, 2012 @ 4:28 am

  37. Ummm, yeah…

    http://hosted.errotica-archives.com/files/hosted/112893/1.jpg

    #37 | Comment by TimBug — March 1, 2012 @ 10:38 am

  38. soooo wait. Why are all the links (Except one) down? Are there really nude pics of this chick? The link that works, I guess that kind of looks like her. Only 2 pics? But otherwise, why were the links brought down?

    #38 | Comment by a — March 2, 2012 @ 6:42 pm

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