No dice. All I can picture now i all that hamburger juice and little bits of jalapeños stuck to that Viking moustache of hers and getting all up her nose hairs, which look like a rack of pants at the dry cleaners.
#13 – This is a ‘Director’s Cut’ after all. In the real spot, she supposedly wears a lead-lined burka with a full face welder’s mask underneath it. And they filmed her from the shoulders up.
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by Smiley — March 6, 2012 @
11:31 pm
She doesn’t even eat the thing.
IRL, I’d probably be happier with the girl next door telling the bf to turn his head. Everyone grows out of dumb chicks.
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by Metacarpal — March 7, 2012 @
12:04 am
the ad just came on, WTF, they edit out her leggings and shit in the version I just saw. So apparently it’s less sexy to show her with bare legs? Stupid backwards america. God we get shit so wrong sometimes.
She was in OKC at the Thunder game tonight….I told my buddies that she was court side and no one believed me until they showed her on the video screen. Funny fact…the players shot 10 percent lower on the end where she was near the basket than the other end.
Day-um.
#1 | Comment by bwee — March 6, 2012 @ 3:09 am
Very hot. And nice of her to wax the ‘stache for this vid, too. 😉
#2 | Comment by EmJee — March 6, 2012 @ 3:26 am
No dice. All I can picture now i all that hamburger juice and little bits of jalapeños stuck to that Viking moustache of hers and getting all up her nose hairs, which look like a rack of pants at the dry cleaners.
#3 | Comment by Smiley — March 6, 2012 @ 3:49 am
Excellent.
*golfclap*
Why does that broad in the passenger seat prevent her boyfriend / tool from turning his head to look at Kate Upton?
Afterall, Kate’s silhouette is projected on the giant movie screen and she is clearly watching that.
That broad is a hypocrite of the highest degree.
#4 | Comment by Picard — March 6, 2012 @ 3:54 am
sweaty boobs
this is both sexy and disgusting at the same time
#5 | Comment by Justin — March 6, 2012 @ 6:48 am
hungriest @ 0:37
kates burger
#6 | Comment by glitter — March 6, 2012 @ 7:39 am
I would gladly kill all of you for the chance to bed the lovely Miss Upton!
#7 | Comment by MacDaddy — March 6, 2012 @ 9:34 am
…I thought it was actually “her burguer”
#8 | Comment by Tommy — March 6, 2012 @ 10:04 am
Yep.
#9 | Comment by I wanna jizz — March 6, 2012 @ 10:06 am
Two old women in a row? This is outrage! I demand underage virgins!
Cintia Dicker is a hotter SI broad anyway.
#10 | Comment by Wulf — March 6, 2012 @ 11:03 am
Less sitting, more walking and jiggling!
#11 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — March 6, 2012 @ 11:21 am
I want to get eaten by Kate Upton too!
#12 | Comment by whosbeenknocking — March 6, 2012 @ 11:22 am
I’m surprised there’s no feminist outrage over Carl’s ads.
#13 | Comment by a — March 6, 2012 @ 3:12 pm
I’d love to add some of my “special sauce” to Kate’s burger.
#14 | Comment by dirty young man — March 6, 2012 @ 8:13 pm
if that’s the way she eats a burger.. I wonder what she’d do with a mixed grill.. 🙂
#15 | Comment by garth — March 6, 2012 @ 9:45 pm
#13 – This is a ‘Director’s Cut’ after all. In the real spot, she supposedly wears a lead-lined burka with a full face welder’s mask underneath it. And they filmed her from the shoulders up.
#16 | Comment by Smiley — March 6, 2012 @ 11:31 pm
She doesn’t even eat the thing.
IRL, I’d probably be happier with the girl next door telling the bf to turn his head. Everyone grows out of dumb chicks.
#17 | Comment by Metacarpal — March 7, 2012 @ 12:04 am
the ad just came on, WTF, they edit out her leggings and shit in the version I just saw. So apparently it’s less sexy to show her with bare legs? Stupid backwards america. God we get shit so wrong sometimes.
#18 | Comment by a — March 7, 2012 @ 1:27 am
It was more than that, they cut the whole “check out my ass” scene.
#19 | Comment by Pirho — March 7, 2012 @ 5:15 am
They also cut where her left breast was just hanging out of her dress & jiggling while she was laying back.
#20 | Comment by Brian — March 7, 2012 @ 3:32 pm
BASTARDS!!!
#21 | Comment by Pirho — March 7, 2012 @ 9:41 pm
She was in OKC at the Thunder game tonight….I told my buddies that she was court side and no one believed me until they showed her on the video screen. Funny fact…the players shot 10 percent lower on the end where she was near the basket than the other end.
And she is ridiculously gorgeous in person.
#22 | Comment by Budong — March 8, 2012 @ 1:07 am
And I’ll just leave this here
http://bit.ly/GO0RNL
#23 | Comment by Pirho — March 25, 2012 @ 9:08 am
that video, reminds me of Shay Laren
#24 | Comment by glitter — March 25, 2012 @ 12:17 pm
@23 – How about you stop leaving shitty edits everywhere to annoy us?
#25 | Comment by smash — March 26, 2012 @ 7:22 am
@25 I don’t see you posting anything worth while. Get off your fucking ass and post something and stop your bitchin.
#26 | Comment by Pirho — March 26, 2012 @ 8:14 pm
I bet her shit tastes like chocolate pudding.
#27 | Comment by dippy — March 29, 2012 @ 7:31 pm