78 thoughts on “Chloë Grace Moretz”

  1. omfg first

    and a Moretz post,

    haters gonna hate

    #1 | Comment by glitter — May 12, 2012 @ 3:06 am

  2. 1) She can act.
    2) She’s adorable.
    3) I’m going to avoid making cherry jokes.

    #2 | Comment by thesand — May 12, 2012 @ 3:47 am

  3. Sploosh! (archer reference)

    #3 | Comment by DiCK — May 12, 2012 @ 5:24 am

  4. back to your roots i see… 😀

    #4 | Comment by Kenneth — May 12, 2012 @ 5:29 am

  5. #2 knows where it’s at…

    #5 | Comment by coolstream — May 12, 2012 @ 7:05 am

  6. so, uhhhhhh, can I buy you a drink?

    #6 | Comment by the block obama — May 12, 2012 @ 9:02 am

  7. Check her out in Dark Shadows – she’s starting to grow some curves, and there’s a very nice bit with her dancing….

    #7 | Comment by RandomDude — May 12, 2012 @ 9:29 am

  8. I want to dance with Chloe.

    #8 | Comment by Gary — May 12, 2012 @ 6:47 pm

  9. Can you guys not find someone with a more feminine face than this girl? Geez….She don do it for me

    #9 | Comment by deztales — May 12, 2012 @ 10:11 pm

  10. She has a new movie titled “Hick” that is available on VOD and certain privateer enclaves.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1205558/

    #10 | Comment by Cmnd. Shepard — May 12, 2012 @ 11:12 pm

  11. I FEEL DIRTY

    #11 | Comment by Justin — May 13, 2012 @ 3:19 am

  12. and WTF happened to David Alan Grier? I swear sometimes I think ‘In the Army Now’ may have been when his career took a turn.

    #12 | Comment by glitter — May 13, 2012 @ 3:43 am

  13. Too young.

    #13 | Comment by Horatio — May 13, 2012 @ 4:06 am

  14. so is hick worth watching?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzS–5tuzHA

    i hate redneck themed movies

    chloe looks pretty in it though

    #14 | Comment by Justin — May 13, 2012 @ 6:48 am

  15. Jennifer Lawrence gets raped in this movie…but no nudity

    #15 | Comment by Wulf — May 13, 2012 @ 12:36 pm

  16. So, this site has a 8-year history of having child porn but we can’t link tpb?
    http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/7265576/Hick.2011.HDRiP.AC3-5.1.XviD-AXED
    I’m at ~92%

    #16 | Comment by SacredTutu — May 13, 2012 @ 10:27 pm

  17. Yeah it’s pretty unimpressive. I’ll sit on it for a while but she’s way too apple shaped. I think we should end any further discussion of her.
    We don’t have to rely on Hollywood for underage girls anymore.

    #17 | Comment by SacredTutu — May 13, 2012 @ 10:40 pm

  18. oh She does make the most wonderful noises.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMFXjj73jFo

    from jack and the beanstalk [2010]

    #18 | Comment by Chloefan — May 14, 2012 @ 7:22 am

  19. I don’t check in for a couple of days and Finally a Moretz post slips in behind my back, Thankyou Angelbaby.

    She does look a little young for me in this vid, but she’s certainly showing potential for some super hot fappage from DS onwards, don’t think she’ll be dissapearing anytime soon 🙂

    #19 | Comment by Moretzfan — May 14, 2012 @ 8:15 am

  20. Here are the money shots:

    http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s150/NikolaiFokov/Chloe/rainbow.png

    http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s150/NikolaiFokov/Chloe/rainbow-1.png

    http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s150/NikolaiFokov/Chloe/mirror.png

    http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s150/NikolaiFokov/Chloe/mirror-feel.png

    http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s150/NikolaiFokov/Chloe/mirror-feel-1.png

    http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s150/NikolaiFokov/Chloe/mirror-feel-2.png

    http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s150/NikolaiFokov/Chloe/mirror-smile.png

    http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s150/NikolaiFokov/Chloe/rainbow-2.png

    http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s150/NikolaiFokov/Chloe/rainbow-3.png

    http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s150/NikolaiFokov/Chloe/rainbow-4.png

    http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s150/NikolaiFokov/Chloe/rainbow_door.png

    http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s150/NikolaiFokov/Chloe/rainbow-door.png

    #20 | Comment by Sherlock Pones — May 14, 2012 @ 1:26 pm

  21. Call me when she’s 18!

    #21 | Comment by MacDaddy — May 14, 2012 @ 2:30 pm

  22. @18 ohhh. so *that’s* where that clips from..

    #22 | Comment by garth — May 14, 2012 @ 4:23 pm

  23. 20. What, no “taste the rainbow” jokes? 🙂

    #23 | Comment by Stiff Shots Photography — May 14, 2012 @ 6:52 pm

  24. ^^^
    to easy yep to easy

    #24 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 14, 2012 @ 7:06 pm

  25. SHE LOOKS LIKE A BOY

    #25 | Comment by Henry — May 15, 2012 @ 2:53 am

  26. She’s not a BOY……..not yet a woman………all she needs is time…….a moment to play with mine……….then I’ll be in between :p

    #26 | Comment by Motezfan — May 15, 2012 @ 5:15 am

  27. just seen Miss Moretz in Dark Shadows.. tried not whimper on the close up or the very leggy shots.. her character is 15..

    #27 | Comment by garth — May 15, 2012 @ 7:32 pm

  28. She does look pretty boyish…I mean her brother looks more feminine than she does..whats up with that guys? But you are all more attreacted to the masculine look of Chloe??? Whoa..

    #28 | Comment by Herculeez — May 15, 2012 @ 11:41 pm

  29. she was 13 when she made this movie

    #29 | Comment by Justin — May 16, 2012 @ 10:38 am

  30. “she was 13 when she made this movie”

    Not in the “Poker House” she wasn’t. She’s only 10 in that film.

    #30 | Comment by righton — May 16, 2012 @ 12:56 pm

  31. I want to make babies with her.

    #31 | Comment by hambubger — May 17, 2012 @ 10:30 pm

  32. Babies don’t make babies.

    #32 | Comment by rodkeys — May 18, 2012 @ 12:16 pm

  33. sorry, i meant in hick

    #33 | Comment by Justin — May 18, 2012 @ 8:31 pm

  34. Chloe:

    PROS: CONS:
    Has sexy toes looks like a tranny
    Blonde hair

    #34 | Comment by kevindaluvr — May 19, 2012 @ 8:01 am

  35. http://mimg.ugo.com/200812/17874/cuts/the-koloffs_288x288.jpg
    Seeing her makes me think of Communist wrestlers. That’s not that Communist wrestlers aren’t funny, but it’s hardly fap material

    #35 | Comment by SacredTutu — May 20, 2012 @ 7:53 pm

  36. @ 35

    So…then are you saying you fap righteously to patriotic American wrestlers?

    #36 | Comment by Blumpkin — May 21, 2012 @ 2:52 pm

  37. no, he is saying that he is a Communist wrestler

    My name is the block obama, and I approve this message.

    #37 | Comment by the block obama — May 22, 2012 @ 1:15 am

  38. 18? Sixteen is the age of consent in most of North America.

    #38 | Comment by Foxy Loxy — May 24, 2012 @ 2:56 am

  39. Worked for Jamie-Lynn Spears

    #39 | Comment by Pirho — May 26, 2012 @ 6:08 pm

  40. I’m still waiting on people to stop being newfags so we can get to the serious work of ensuring sexual means for unwanted men. I want all of the men who did everything they ought to and had nothing to show for it to have access to the best possible fap material. I want them to have a completely independent sexual option so their lives are not dictated by the whims of women.
    I can’t get anywhere if nobody is willing to work together. The only remotely related sites are either almost all jpegs or full of nigger shit and/or child porn. Nobody is serious about this – it’s all “Hey, look at what these kids are doing, I kin see my house from here.” I’ve set up multiple things over the years and every time nobody shows up.
    It’s time to stop blaming me for the problems you cause with the girls and to get to work making sure that any useful material the girls make is preserved for future generations. Many of today’s boys will be screwed over by the girls – many already have been – and they will need fap material to prevent any further problems with them.

    #40 | Comment by FukkenSaved — May 28, 2012 @ 3:54 pm

  41. err.. what?

    #41 | Comment by tharg — May 28, 2012 @ 5:03 pm

  42. #41 : YAWWWWN….

    #42 | Comment by kevindaluvr — May 29, 2012 @ 6:45 am

  43. no seriously, I have no idea what 40 was saying/complaining about. is he/she/it complaining about the lack of updates? or is he/she/it complaining about the lack of available women? if it’s the first, should go search the net and stop being fecking lazy. canny help with the second though.

    #43 | Comment by tharg — May 29, 2012 @ 7:01 pm

  44. not to worry, this is pretty normal. I think anyone around here who has been here some time can set their clock to farkensaved’s rants. He hits critical mass then starts to regurgitate racist/closet pederast psychobabble.

    in all my years I never had to “work together” to find something to masturbate with on the internet. Sir, if you cannot find a proper vagina to accept your penis, I feel for your problem. However there simply is no excuse why you cant simply open a browser and find erotic material. Considering a common approximation is that 30% of material on the internet is pornography.

    with all due respect and I think most will agree,

    We dont give a shit.

    #44 | Comment by glitter — May 30, 2012 @ 1:20 am

  45. Tharg,,,,that yawn was meant for #40..in fact #40,here it is again….. .Yawwwwwnn

    #45 | Comment by kevindaluvr — May 30, 2012 @ 1:38 am

  46. I want to fuck dakota fannings mother

    #46 | Comment by Damadam — May 30, 2012 @ 11:59 pm

  47. #45 oh I c.

    #47 | Comment by tharg — May 31, 2012 @ 11:11 am

  48. Ill just leave this here

    #48 | Comment by Meh — May 31, 2012 @ 4:23 pm

  49. *looks at link* *faps*

    #49 | Comment by tharg — May 31, 2012 @ 8:01 pm

  50. # 48..That pic is exactly MEH…YAWWWN

    #50 | Comment by Al — June 1, 2012 @ 9:52 pm

  51. As much as Mr. Bojangles likes Chloe, can we get more than an update a month roughly? Justin, AB, one of you two get on that for this lazy person. Please.

    #51 | Comment by Mr. Bojangles — June 6, 2012 @ 12:55 am

  52. I was hoping that was (right) side(ofleft)boob in that pic, but it was just hair.

    #52 | Comment by After she squirted, I came — June 6, 2012 @ 10:13 pm

  53. I’ll just leave this here.

    #53 | Comment by bobos — June 12, 2012 @ 5:05 pm

  54. Leave what here?

    #54 | Comment by RevanRagnos85 — June 13, 2012 @ 1:20 am

  55. this empty space. it almost like the site had died. 🙁

    #55 | Comment by tharg — June 13, 2012 @ 9:51 pm

  56. Probably was supposed to be another one of those lameass pictures of Chloe..you know the ones that show NOTHING but get some of these idiots all hot…

    #56 | Comment by dd — June 13, 2012 @ 11:18 pm

  57. The good news for all you perverts is that by the time the site gets a new post, this mediocre pudge will be 18.

    #57 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — June 14, 2012 @ 9:19 pm

  58. Pudge? She’s never been overweight…

    #58 | Comment by alberach — June 15, 2012 @ 11:52 am

  59. I wanna see her kick some more ass.

    #59 | Comment by tharg — June 15, 2012 @ 8:04 pm

  60. Stiffington(Lameaass name) is just jealous cos he is a nobody-loser who no one likes or loves while Chloe on the other hand is somebody…
    …ain’t that right there Rod? A-HOLE

    #60 | Comment by dd — June 15, 2012 @ 9:55 pm

  61. My balls. Lick them.

    #61 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — June 17, 2012 @ 12:43 pm

  62. sweet….

    http://ariel-winter.org/gallery/displayimage.php?pid=12465&fullsize=1

    #62 | Comment by dd — June 18, 2012 @ 1:13 am

  63. Even sweeter!

    http://www.rsvlts.com/2012/06/19/kate-upton-gq-july-2012-pictures/

    #63 | Comment by Pirho — June 19, 2012 @ 7:03 am

  64. I’d be more interested in an uncensored version of that video they’re talking about.

    #64 | Comment by alberach — June 19, 2012 @ 10:34 am

  65. http://www.gq.com/women/photos/201207/kate-upton-gq-video-july-2012

    #65 | Comment by Pirho — June 19, 2012 @ 7:35 pm

  66. ^^^^ No Pirho..not sweeter..Ariel is sweeter..

    #66 | Comment by al — June 19, 2012 @ 10:06 pm

  67. Kinda disappointing. They didn’t include the shot from the teaser video.

    #67 | Comment by alberach — June 20, 2012 @ 12:25 pm

  68. Kate Upton.. meh, fit certainly, but about as appealing to me as Megan Fox.

    #68 | Comment by tharg — June 20, 2012 @ 10:02 pm

  69. You say that like it’s a bad thing…

    #69 | Comment by alberach — June 21, 2012 @ 1:51 am

  70. Megan Fox is a big yawwwn as is Upton…I agree with tharg

    #70 | Comment by al — June 21, 2012 @ 7:04 pm

  71. You people obviously have no taste in women, but I’m okay with that. I’ll take Kate and Megan, you can fill out your pedophile fantasies to your heart’s content.

    #71 | Comment by alberach — June 21, 2012 @ 10:06 pm

  72. ^^^^^go away you loser nobody cares about your likes or dislikes

    #72 | Comment by al — June 23, 2012 @ 9:54 am

  73. Says the person insulting a total stranger on the internet.

    #73 | Comment by alberach — June 23, 2012 @ 10:23 am

  74. wait, are you both the same person?

    #74 | Comment by the block obama — June 24, 2012 @ 10:46 am

  75. lol, no sir.

    #75 | Comment by alberach — June 24, 2012 @ 11:53 am

  76. if that’s the way your feel.. why are you even on this site?

    #76 | Comment by tharg — June 26, 2012 @ 8:11 pm

  77. I like the pictures. And you guys make me laugh sometimes.

    #77 | Comment by alberach — June 27, 2012 @ 3:39 pm

  78. “Damn alberach, that’s reasonable of you. What the fuck?!”

    #78 | Comment by Ryu — June 27, 2012 @ 6:17 pm

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