I am Avril Lavigne’s manager now

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Concert
From: MSEdvalson@aol.com
Date: Tue, Nov 12 2002 4:35:00 PM EST

Hey i was wondering if there was anyway to get Avril to get a concert up here in Washington and i am not talking about tacoma or seattle or Spokane…..I am talking about a town of Kennewick Richland Pasco Benton City…..I surely would say that she would a hella turn out for a concert if she came up here a lot people want to meet her and i have a friends birthday coming up and she really like Avril and i want to give her the present of her life…Thanks

Michael
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SURE! NO PROBLEM! I’LL GET RIGHT ON IT!

*dials Avril’s phone number*

17 thoughts on “I am Avril Lavigne’s manager now

  1. Just when I think I might tire of this.

    I don’t.

    (Points and laughs)

    (At Michael.)

    #1 | Comment by dugas of eenodol — November 15, 2002 @ 1:20 am

  2. @aol.com explains part of it I guess

    #2 | Comment by bligityblah — November 15, 2002 @ 1:32 am

  3. Jesus, Justin, don’t be such a pain in the ass. Do the kid a favor and call Avril. Fine, laugh at him, but you could at least do him a solid for his effort.

    #3 | Comment by bofc — November 15, 2002 @ 3:36 am

  4. Michaels are stupid. I speak from experience.

    #4 | Comment by Kingolf — November 15, 2002 @ 7:14 am

  5. I just took fat, steaming shit.

    #5 | Comment by poopinator — November 15, 2002 @ 7:14 am

  6. Just what, I needed to hear.

    #6 | Comment by Kingolf — November 15, 2002 @ 7:48 am

  7. Yeah, Michael is my middle name……that may explain some things. :\

    #7 | Comment by Bubba — November 15, 2002 @ 9:11 am

  8. I bet in "a town of Kennewick Richland Pasco Benton City" Avril could probably get "a hella turn out for a concert" of what … 20 or 30 kids? Maybe a parent chaperone or two?

    Oh, BTW, I hope Michael’s friend has the birthday of her life.

    #8 | Comment by Smartass — November 15, 2002 @ 11:36 am

  9. when will these people learn, oh well dumb fucks. keep it up justin!

    #9 | Comment by J.C. — November 15, 2002 @ 11:43 am

  10. You should hire a 500 pound hooker and send her there… that way Michael can be happy he got anything at all. And if hes not then hes just one UNGRATEFUL BITCH!

    #10 | Comment by Alex — November 15, 2002 @ 11:51 am

  11. har.

    KOREA?

    #11 | Comment by suzi — November 15, 2002 @ 12:18 pm

  12. yes yes i know. this is just more filler. i am lazy =P but i will post dammit. one of these days

    but for now, let’s just all shake our heads and laugh at Michael. and don’t forget to point.

    #12 | Comment by Justin — November 15, 2002 @ 12:21 pm

  13. Both also called micheal? Hmm…

    #13 | Comment by JiL0 — November 15, 2002 @ 12:24 pm

  14. i think all male avril fans are called michael.

    #14 | Comment by Justin — November 15, 2002 @ 12:25 pm

  15. sigh

    #15 | Comment by bligityblah — November 15, 2002 @ 12:42 pm

  16. Please releeeeease me, let me goooooo

    #16 | Comment by Stavros — November 15, 2002 @ 1:25 pm

  17. Hurray I’m not banned anymore

    Love and kisses to Justin (in a strictly non threatening to girlfriend hetero manner of course)

    #17 | Comment by Stavros — November 15, 2002 @ 1:26 pm

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