The only thing that could make this moment any better is if she wasn’t wearing that blue shirt under there.
And if i was standing directly in front of her.
dont link this
WAUGH!
The only thing that could make this moment any better is if she wasn’t wearing that blue shirt under there.
And if i was standing directly in front of her.
0_0
Sorry Justin, I seem to have drooled on your wesite.
#1 | Comment by Kingolf — February 25, 2003 @ 3:37 pm
Heh, look at that bitch besides her.
You can see what she’s thinking.
"Hmph, when I was 17 I had just as much to show off, slut."
#2 | Comment by Kingolf — February 25, 2003 @ 3:39 pm
She’s 18 now Mr. King. And that makes me happy because i can no longer feel guilty about the thoughts that i have about her. Hahaha.
#3 | Comment by Justin — February 25, 2003 @ 3:42 pm
So you could fuck ’till her liver exlodes, but buying a drink for her would be considered immoral.
Logic.
#4 | Comment by Kingolf — February 25, 2003 @ 3:46 pm
teh hotness!!!
#5 | Comment by vhw — February 25, 2003 @ 3:50 pm
boobies!
#6 | Comment by Ikke — February 25, 2003 @ 4:05 pm
Alright, she’s cute.
Now that she’s legal.
#7 | Comment by Seriously — February 25, 2003 @ 4:06 pm
She’s 3’5" and looks like a little boy. Sorry Justin!
#8 | Comment by Stavros — February 25, 2003 @ 4:21 pm
Not on that pic, she doesn’t.
Perhaps a hippie litte boy with breast implants?
#9 | Comment by Kingolf — February 25, 2003 @ 4:29 pm
enough of the avril….not only does she look like a lil boy but a lil boy crossed with a rat…i love this site but i cant stand her. if you want a cute canadian to adorne your site get pics of Liz…mmmmm…liz…sorry…hehehe down with avril
#10 | Comment by spoon666 — February 25, 2003 @ 5:11 pm
Time to reopen the old "who should be on the fubar layout" debate methinks.
I vote for…..Oprah Winfrey.
#11 | Comment by Stavros — February 25, 2003 @ 6:31 pm
Al Sharpton!
#12 | Comment by Seriously — February 25, 2003 @ 6:38 pm
mike tyson’s new tattoo! but just the tat.
#13 | Comment by gabdabary — February 25, 2003 @ 7:41 pm
so pretty, although not as much in that pic
eh, win some, lose some
#14 | Comment by catal[y]st — February 25, 2003 @ 9:08 pm
her boobs kind of surprised me when i saw it. they jumped out and were big. very healthy
#15 | Comment by hollowholes — February 25, 2003 @ 10:10 pm
healthy boobies are good, no?
#16 | Comment by deeds — February 25, 2003 @ 10:21 pm
If that t-shirt was wet that would rock =D
#17 | Comment by Uber — February 25, 2003 @ 10:54 pm
next time lets meet her and wet her shirt
#18 | Comment by Ikke — February 25, 2003 @ 11:00 pm
Here’s a thought. Has anyone tried to guesstimate actual measurements?
#19 | Comment by grud — February 26, 2003 @ 9:15 am
It just occured to me that it looks like she’s wearing a tux.
Awww, that’s so cu-u-ute.
#20 | Comment by Seriously — February 26, 2003 @ 10:11 am
such pretty hair…
and if i were to guess, i’d say she’s a… 34 A. perhaps a B. any other guesses?
#21 | Comment by Justin — February 26, 2003 @ 10:20 am
Hmmmm………It’s hard to say….modern bra technology is very sophisticated, also very deceptive…….I’d say she’s a border line true A/B, with a push up B factor.
#22 | Comment by grud — February 26, 2003 @ 11:00 am
Justin said: "And if i was standing directly in front of her."
Dude, I didn’t think you cared that much about position so as to discriminate… Me, I’d stand directly in front of her, behind her, you name it. But then again, the last time I had sex was the Twentieth goddamn Century.
#23 | Comment by Umgawa — February 26, 2003 @ 12:14 pm
I concur.
But I think we need a female opinion, they do know the tricks of the trade.
#24 | Comment by Seriously — February 26, 2003 @ 1:14 pm
Definately an A, although a full A.
#25 | Comment by Jamlink — February 26, 2003 @ 1:44 pm
Avril has little to no talent, is pathetically ugly. How could anyone think that she is hot or talented. Please go away Avril, as fast as you can.
#26 | Comment by joker — February 26, 2003 @ 2:30 pm
One follow-up……..Her performance at the Grammy’s was anything but great……..she can’t sing to save her life………
#27 | Comment by joker — February 26, 2003 @ 2:31 pm
Smaller than mine…she’s an A. 34, mebbe 32 with one of those awesome VS bras.
#28 | Comment by thess — February 26, 2003 @ 2:37 pm
yea something in the 32-34 A range perhaps small B
#29 | Comment by Ikke — February 26, 2003 @ 3:22 pm
Are Canadians allowed to wear VS bras? I thought the superadvanced, high tech VS "smart" bra technology was export controlled by our illustrious imperial leader, aka "W." I suggest we organize UN sanctioned inspection teams to rid the Canadian menace of their advanced VS bras. Who knows what horrible uses the Canadian women may find for them?!?! The inspections shall be long and rigourous.
#30 | Comment by grud — February 26, 2003 @ 3:33 pm
Avril’s boobs are perfect size.
#31 | Comment by Bubba — February 26, 2003 @ 4:29 pm
here here
#32 | Comment by MyKe — February 26, 2003 @ 4:53 pm
why are we talking about avril boobs?…its like checking out a 12 yr old boy…talentless…ugly…"boy"….down with avril
#33 | Comment by spoon66613 — February 26, 2003 @ 5:25 pm
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_754383.html?menu=news.quirkies
Boy, this made me laugh! I was able to actually find the address for those of you who’d like to drop the guy a note–
Aages Pizza
Mr. Aage Bjerre
Valdemarsvey 14
6720 Fanoe
Denmark
Considering that we’re oftentimes not very well thought off outside our own borders, its nice to see a guy from Denmark actually make a stand…
Pass it on! Email it to all your friends! — Imagine the surprise of a lifetime if he got a couple of letters from the states!
#34 | Comment by PrettyBoyFloyd — February 26, 2003 @ 5:48 pm
shouldn’t you be Italian to ban anyone from eating pizza?
#35 | Comment by discommode — February 26, 2003 @ 9:29 pm
you could probably get away with it if you smell like cheese 😉
#36 | Comment by Uber — February 26, 2003 @ 11:28 pm
Bringing shame to Denmark 🙁
I might just have a few things to say to that fucktard.
#37 | Comment by Kingolf — February 27, 2003 @ 2:07 am
Well, Kingolf, you’re entitled to your opinion. Even, if the sole reason for you being able to express it freely, is because ten’s of thousands of Americans gave their lives to prevent Hitler from annexing all of Europe and making german the official language. The french certainly didn’t lift a finger to prevent him from doing anything. Nice to see that some things don’t seem to change.
If you U.S., so someone from your neck of the woods being supportive is very well thought of.
At least by me.
#38 | Comment by PrettyBoyFloyd — February 27, 2003 @ 3:25 am
EDIT: It got cut off.
If you didn’t realize it, dontlinkthis.net is actually in the U.S. So someone from your neck of the woods being supportice is very well thought of.
#39 | Comment by PrettyBoyFloyd — February 27, 2003 @ 3:28 am
So you Americans think all Germans and French should be harassed ans discriminated?
If that’s the case, then fuck you.
#40 | Comment by Kingolf — February 27, 2003 @ 3:42 am
I just noticed.
You have a Microsoft email.
What did I expect?
#41 | Comment by Kingolf — February 27, 2003 @ 3:43 am
Kingolf-
I think it is a great story. The store owner is raising awareness on a valid point.
Is he ‘wrong’ for banning Germans and French from his store? Technically sure, but as far as that goes the guy is only hurting his own sales not really causing germans and french to be discriminated against.
Instead, he makes a great point. Since you ARE a foreigner, here is something you might not be aware of. The vast majority of Americans that I know and talk with: ALL my family, ALL my friends, ALL my co-workers. We ALL feel one thing: Why do we ALWAYS have to stop injustices occuring in other countries when we have so many of our OWN problems. And worse yet, why does the vast majority of ‘nations’ hate America so badly for doing it? France, Germany, any middle-eastern country, any south east asian country, etc?
The reason we keep getting involved is, it is the ‘right’ and ‘humane’ thing to do. I am not saying that America is morally superior to any other nation. I am also not saying that America doesn’t make its own share of mistakes. Our government is amazing at cover-up. Yet, as a SPECIES I think we have an obligation to stop oppression wherever it occurs on a mass scale anywhere on our planet.
Here are two news stories I listened to recently:
1) a greek citizen was used as a ‘human shield’ by Saddam Hussein back in 1991. He and about 250 other ‘guests’ were arrested and held prisoner for 5 months along with hundreds of women and children of Iraq and placed at military installations during the first Gulf War in the hopes of stopping the UN attacks against those installations.
2) a Iraqi women who escaped Iraq a few years ago was on CNN telling of when her husband was shot in front of her and her children for protesting their governments actions. Her husband was shot by Iraqi soldiers. After he died, they grabbed the women and did not release her until she paid for all of the bullets used to murder her husband.
Should America get involved? Or should America do what we did for the beginning years of World War I and World War II which was say ‘not our borders, not our problem?’
As a foreigner, I am really interested to hear whether you think America should liberate oppressed foreigners. I’ll also ask you what state was your country in 70 years ago.
#42 | Comment by smash — February 27, 2003 @ 4:58 am
Can we talk about Avril’s boobs some more, please?
Or, at least, let’s try to measure Saddam’s man boobs……Fubar girls, give your guesstimations!!
#43 | Comment by grud — February 27, 2003 @ 5:59 am
For those of you that are americans, and don’t realize that most of the idiots we’re constantly trying to save (including morons like kingolf) have nothing but contempt for us for doing so. So seeing a NON-american taking a stand on foreign soil, by putting his own livelyhood/income on the line is that much more impressive.
I hope it hits home with the rest of you guys.
#44 | Comment by PrettyBoyFloyd — February 27, 2003 @ 6:14 am
PS: Fuck you Kingolf. Fuck you, and your ignorant views. Next time you wear a pair of levis, order a big mac, and watch a US movie, remember, the only fucking reason you get to do any of those things in freedom is because tens of thousands of americans gave their lives on your stinking soil, only to be spat upon by you in-grateful, ignorant motherfuckers.
Thank god, there are some that actually are willing to take a stand.
#45 | Comment by PrettyBoyFloyd — February 27, 2003 @ 6:20 am
Fucking nationalist fanatic.
You’re literally saying that Americans are better than all others.
There’s no point in arguing with someone who’s so determined that his country is better than all others. I hate McDonalds fucking horsemeat. I have never worn a pair of levis’, and US movies generally suck.
You have done exactly NOTHING for me.
Fuck off, if you come here just to say that you’re better than all others then get the fuck back to http://www.kukluxklan.org where you came from.
You pathetic nationalist, I bet you eat up all what Bush says.
The fact that you’re involved with Microsoft should have warned me that you’re a psychotic maniac.
Fucktards like you makes me dislike America in general.
Congratulations, you’ve made me one step closer to start a career as a suicide bomber.
You’re so fucking holy. You’re trying to SAVE us?
You say you’re so much better than others, I say you’re the worst nation on the earth. Why don’t you come kill my country like you do with any other country that interferes with your insane ideas and politics?
It’s people like YOU that makes UN the most hated country in the world.
#46 | Comment by KIngolf — February 27, 2003 @ 7:24 am
its really good to see that this has become a debate about a "Pizza Nazi"… Avril would be proud. Maybe the pizzaria will block Canadians and Avril wont be able to eat there…
On a different subject:
Does anyone think there should be a national vote to see how favored war is in this country?
All of our anti war rallies are only egging on that asshole we call "W". I say he should stop trying to clean up after his daddy, who failed at this task years ago. And one more point… What if Saddam dissappears in a month like Osama did? would we simply not know what to do and leave them alone?
#47 | Comment by The Dragon — February 27, 2003 @ 7:44 am
Not our borders, not our problem.
I really wish we would go and be like that. No one likes us anyway. I don’t claim to know France’s or Germany’s motives for anything, I’m not French or German. Perhaps Eve will give us some insight on that, but I doubt she should, because this isn’t an a real argument, everyone’s already convinced that they are right and will not be unconvinced.
This is "enlightened" flaming.
I think it’s cool that this shopowner supports us, if only for the novelty of a non-U.S., U.S. supporter. But check back later, he will either have been ordered to allow French and Germans in his shops, or he will have been killed.
We helped out France in WWII, but does that mean they owe us forever? I don’t think that they are obligated to support us. I wonder if the fact that France used to be such a great military power doesn’t sour their perceptions of everything else, though. It probably stings to be thought of as "the surrender monkeys". France might resent us for what we think they are supposed to be thankful for.
We’re all doomed.
#48 | Comment by Seriously — February 27, 2003 @ 7:56 am
Doomed, I say.
I wonder if the Canadians are not planning to take over the world. They’re a lot like us, except people like them.
They could be anywhere.
Sneaky Canadians.
#49 | Comment by Seriously — February 27, 2003 @ 7:59 am
PrettyBoydFloyd-
I actually agree with Kingolf for the way you expressed your views. We don’t have any claim to say we are superior to other countries/peoples.
The Dragon-
No. The country should not be run by popular opinion polls. It should be run by leaders with knowledge, foresight and direction. I sincerly hope to god that George W has information that is kept confidental and should stay so.
Kingolf-
My views and PrettyBoyFloyd’s were drastically different. Do not judge me (or all Americans) by his comments/opinions otherwise you are no better than what you accuse him of.
I would still like to see your answers to the questions I posed in my lengthy comment.
#50 | Comment by smash — February 27, 2003 @ 8:08 am
Even if you could use WW2 as an argument, America only helped when they got attacked.
And not many Americans died on Europian ground.
British and French troops took the brunt of D-day.
Funnily, you only hear what the Americans did that day.
#51 | Comment by Kingolf — February 27, 2003 @ 8:18 am
J,
I’ve been on your side about this Avril lust until I heard her speak. Christ on a crutch, man. No two ways about it, Avril’s a vapid bitch.
Oh, and by the way, I’m back. THANKS FOR EMAILING ME TO TELL ME YOUR SITE WAS BACK UP, BEAAAAATCH. Just kidding, J. Good to have FUBAR back.
Oh, and as long as I’m posting for the first time in ages, Ben Affleck is a genius. That Coriolanus joke went right over everyone’s heads, I’m sure. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
#52 | Comment by RedEye — February 27, 2003 @ 9:30 am
You are 15 years old, kid. A very large portion of your "political views" and understanding of it come from listening to your mummy and daddy.
"Fuck off, if you come here just to say that you’re better than all others then get the fuck back to http://www.kukluxklan.org where you came from." –
That was out of line, kid. If you’re going to fly off the handle and wildly bash a country you have never been to and essentially all of its citizens, the majority of whom did not even VOTE for the current government, a large portion of whom disagree with past policies, politicians, etc… then you are more intolerant than the worst KKK member, and I will delete every goddamn post, comment, thread, etc. that I find from you. If you want to debate, go ahead. If you’re going to fling wild accusations, then nuh-uh. Not gonna happen.
"You pathetic nationalist" – Pot, meet Kettle. I’m sure you’ll have much to talk about.
"Fucktards like you makes me dislike America in general." – You pathetic holder of illogical hate and prejudice. I’m so terribly glad to see your rabid discrimination.
"Congratulations, you’ve made me one step closer to start a career as a suicide bomber." – Congratulations, that statement officially made you ignorant. Continue with your distasteful prejudice, wild accusations of belonging to a racist organization, and the rest of the crap I’ve seen you flinging around willy-nilly in this thread, and I will make it my personal mission to eradicate every comment, thread, and post you have ever made on FUBAR, you obsessive little boy.
If you’re going to debate, or even argue as if you have HALF a brain, feel free to continue.
I am in a seriously, seriously bad mood as of yesterday, and there’s no end to it in sight. Don’t fuck around.
#53 | Comment by thess — February 27, 2003 @ 9:51 am
I don’t dislike America in general.
Really.
I was just very pissed.
I’m sorry I made a mistake on your personal playground.
#54 | Comment by Kingolf — February 27, 2003 @ 10:26 am
You can’t pull off sly little comments like that very well. Keep trying, maybe there’s a skill with sarcasm that comes with age. I’ll let you know if I ever reach it myself.
This isn’t MY personal playground, but it isn’t YOUR personal political forum, either.
#55 | Comment by thess — February 27, 2003 @ 10:34 am
I’m not gonna delete anything you posted.
I could flame you, but there wouldn’t be any consequence for you.
You on the other hand, is ready to let me suffer because you’re in a bad mood.
#56 | Comment by Kingolf — February 27, 2003 @ 10:40 am
Now you’re probably gonna delete anything I said.
Alright, there’s no way to fight a mod.
I’ll leave quietly.
#57 | Comment by Kingolf — February 27, 2003 @ 10:41 am
Hmmmmm…..Does this mean we’re not talking about breasts anymore?
#58 | Comment by grud — February 27, 2003 @ 10:52 am
No, I’m not.
#59 | Comment by thess — February 27, 2003 @ 1:06 pm
Thanks.
#60 | Comment by Kingolf — February 27, 2003 @ 1:54 pm
I think Avril’s hair is pretty.
#61 | Comment by Seriously — February 27, 2003 @ 2:24 pm
Smash-
If I had secret info about the dog population in the U.S planning on rebelling and killing us all, you are saying I have the right to go and kill all the dogs and never have to tell anyone why?
what are you German?
#62 | Comment by The Dragon — February 27, 2003 @ 3:22 pm
Now I say we talk about breasts again!!!
for consideration I suggest :
http://www.ratemyrack.com/xracklist.asp?sort=score
#63 | Comment by The Dragon — February 27, 2003 @ 3:26 pm
SMASH –
I would love to hear which part of my statements you disagree with. If you’re referring to the comments I made to KINGOLF (Danish for KING OF ALL IDIOTS), then quite frankly you should read the thread closer to see who calls who, what, first. Also note, that he never answered a single one of your initial questions.
KINGOLF –
" Fucking nationalist fanatic. "? Read my posts, idiot. I’m stating simple historical facts. Something you seem to know very little of.
"British and French troops took the brunt of D-day."
Sure. You should become a historian. According to the Encyclopedia Britannica, here are a few tidbits.
U.S. 407,318 Military Casualties
U.K. 264,443 Military Casualties
FRANCE 213,324 Military Casualties
DENMARK 1,800 Military Casualties
Keep in mind that we didn’t enter the war until later, so we lost more men in a shorter amount of time. So it would seem we’ve taken the "brunt" of it… I don’t recall the French storming the beaches of Normandy.
" So you Americans think all Germans and French should be harassed ans discriminated?"
I think all Germans and French should respect their NATO commitments. So I appreciate the stand Mr. Bjerre is making on our behalf.
"I hate McDonalds fucking horsemeat. I have never worn a pair of levis’, and US movies generally suck."
Not that I believe a single word of that sentence. But quite frankly, I don’t give a crap if you run around naked in Denmark, and eat snow all day. You’re missing the point. You are FREE to do as you wish, and that is only because countless men (including 407,318 Americans) gave their lives so you would be able to exercise your freedom of speech, instead of speaking German, reading "Mein Kampf", and reciting nazi propaganda.
Get it?
"You have done exactly NOTHING for me."
You’re right. I haven’t. But 407,318 Americans have. After reading your deeply intellectual posts, and given the choice, I personally wouldn’t lift a finger in the future to fight for your rights. I am sick of a single American giving his/her life for a ungrateful little snot like you. Either today, or a hundred years from now.
"Congratulations, you’ve made me one step closer to start a career as a suicide bomber."
Considering the limited mental faculties you possess, this might be the only career available to you.
"It’s people like YOU that makes UN the most hated country in the world."
Uh. The United Nations [UN] is not a country. It’s an organization. Assuming that you meant to say the US, I’d like to thank you for making the point I was trying to make earlier,
" For those of you that are Americans, and don’t realize that most of the idiots we’re constantly trying to save (including morons like kingolf) have nothing but contempt for us for doing so. So seeing a NON-American taking a stand on foreign soil, by putting his own livelihood/income on the line is that much more impressive."
In light of the attitudes of some (as Kingolf is certainly representative of a large segment of the people in Europe), this is the exact reason why I find the stand that Mr. Bjerre is taking so extraordinary.
THESS –
I ignored making the points you already made. They are self-explanatory. I would like to know at which point my statements are nationalistic. I’d rather not be the "kettle" to Kingolfs "pot".
Lastly, here’s my view on events in a very brief way.
I don’t want war. No one EVER wants war. However, sometimes you are left with no other choice. This may be such a case. Inspections are a farce. 12 years ago they may have worked, if only, under the most precarious conditions. Here’s a few facts. The UN inspectors number at about 100 as of right now (they are hoping to increase this number to about 300 by mid-year). They drive in BIG WHITE JEEPS with big BLACK LETTERS marked UN, minded by IRAQI translators and Government officials, looking for the proverbial needle in a haystack. According to one of the highest ranking Iraqi defectors, (Hussein Kamel – who later was killed by Saddam), the Iraqis kept one step ahead of the UN inspectors by using the translators as spies for Iraq, before they were all thrown out 4 years ago. Even when you could assume that the inspectors could move completely unhindered, there is still the problem of the pure logistical challenge any inspection team faces. Lets be realistic here. There’s 100 of them in a country that’s 437,072 sq km. Think about that. That’s literally worse than looking for a needle in a haystack. These things could be easily hidden in some underground bunker with a single entrance (which would be very well hidden) and 1000 guys wouldn’t be able to find it, if it was hidden on 100 sq km. The problem is that if you have leadership that is willing (as Saddam has used chemical weapons on his own kurds), and actively pursuing weapons of mass destruction (as stated by Hussein Kamel), it is a very high likelihood that he will use them once he has them.
Keep in mind that the question of him having or not having weapons of mass destruction isn’t even up for discussion. The UN agrees that weapons of mass destruction should not be in the hands of Saddam. The only disagreement that seems to be here, is that the French and Germans believe that inspections will work, or that Saddam will just change his mind.
I don’t think inspections work for the reasons stated above. And given Saddam’s past record, I doubt he’s going to change his tune any time soon.
#64 | Comment by PrettyBoyFloyd — February 27, 2003 @ 3:49 pm
You fucking retard. Leave me out of your mess; what I said was in NO WAY, SHAPE OR FORM directed to or about you–I was pointing out to Kingolf that he was displaying tendencies of what he was calling you.
Christ on a stick, dude. I ought to just delete your entire (over-long) comment out of spite and close this comment string.
#65 | Comment by thess — February 27, 2003 @ 3:54 pm
I can’t believe I actually called UN a country.
Oh, the shame.
That was a typo. A major one, but only a typo. Really.
And my parents are the worst right-winged fucking NAZI’s who ever lived.
I could care less if half a millin Americans died 50 years ago.
Actually, that’s a lie. I couldn’t care less.
The US have got nuclear weapons, and with Bush in charge, they’re just as dangerous as Saddam.
How come they have more right to have nuclear weapons than the rest of us have?
#66 | Comment by Kingolf — February 27, 2003 @ 4:01 pm
Fucking tyops.
#67 | Comment by Kingolf — February 27, 2003 @ 4:03 pm
Thess. Not sure what I said to piss you off. None of it was intended to ‘pull you into my mess’.
#68 | Comment by PrettyBoyFloyd — February 27, 2003 @ 4:12 pm
We’re still not talking about boobs are we?
#69 | Comment by grud — February 27, 2003 @ 4:12 pm
Actually, you bring up a good point. B(.)(.)BS Rule 4Ever!!!!!
#70 | Comment by (the)Chad — February 27, 2003 @ 4:17 pm
I’m with Kingolf on this one. PrettyBoyFloyd does state good facts, but you make it sound as if america is the greatest country on earth and as if everyone is supposed to love you. theres a reason that so many people in the world hate americans, and thats that american attitude of yours.
#71 | Comment by Ikke — February 27, 2003 @ 4:19 pm
And actually, because they rule so much, we should again begin talking about B(.)(.)BS. You just can’t go wrong talking about them, looking at them, playing with them, doing anything and everything with them. What does everyone else think?
#72 | Comment by (the)Chad — February 27, 2003 @ 4:21 pm
American attitude?!?! I thought Avril had Canadian boobs? What’s wrong with talking about Canadian boobs? They’re not American boobs.
#73 | Comment by grud — February 27, 2003 @ 4:23 pm
and by the way, are you forgetting about the british? if it weren’t for them, americans would not have even made it to nazi territory.
#74 | Comment by Ikke — February 27, 2003 @ 4:24 pm
Ok……how about British boobs?
#75 | Comment by grud — February 27, 2003 @ 4:25 pm
dude. where are these massive boobies everyone mentioned in the beginning?
It is called a water / padded bra – whichever it is that the lovely little Cousin It prefers to wear – and I’m going to guess shes a 34 A.
#76 | Comment by Susan — February 27, 2003 @ 4:41 pm
The massive boobies are derived from a mathematical formula.
Short Girl + Skinny Body/Smart Bra Technology=Harder to pin cup size.
I’d like to get some NASA engineers to examine the latest Avril video for their assessment.
#77 | Comment by grud — February 27, 2003 @ 4:50 pm
She could be like Ms. Spears, whose breasts randomly inflate and deflate.
#78 | Comment by Seriously — February 27, 2003 @ 5:06 pm
I should probably back that up with a link or something.
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/britneys_breasts.asp
#79 | Comment by Seriously — February 27, 2003 @ 5:10 pm
It is my dream to one day meet Avril Lavigne
and bitch slap her
#80 | Comment by hieronymous — February 27, 2003 @ 6:50 pm
Shit, I always miss the good stuff. =(
#81 | Comment by Bubba — February 27, 2003 @ 10:40 pm
I wrote:
The Dragon-
No. The country should not be run by popular opinion polls. It should be run by leaders with knowledge, foresight and direction. I sincerly hope to god that George W has information that is kept confidental and should stay so.
—–
Dragon wrote:
Smash-
If I had secret info about the dog population in the U.S planning on rebelling and killing us all, you are saying I have the right to go and kill all the dogs and never have to tell anyone why?
what are you German?
———-
Dragon. Your comparison is unrelated in any way. Unless you do have first-hand knowledge that I don’t. I don’t believe the government is planning to ‘kill all the’ iraqi citizens.
As for running the country by popular opinion polls, think about it. You want the same population that dialed in and voted Justin Guarini into second place on American Idol and the same population that LIKES going on Jerry Springer with their friends and family to run the country by their whims of the moment???
Here’s a fact that might make you second guess your own statement. In Time Magazine 2nd week of October 2001, 89% of Americans (according to a Gallup poll) WANTED TO GO TO WAR WITH IRAQ.
So, by your own statement, we should already have gone to war with them.
#82 | Comment by smash — February 28, 2003 @ 5:03 am
I say again, how the hell did you guys get off on this tangent and away from the all consuming quest for boobs? A bitch smacking is begged for.
Call Imus or watch fucking Hardball if you want to talk about the militarization of American foreign policy. This is about Boobs people. If we American’s were really right thinking, we’d be against all war for the preservation of boobs.
#83 | Comment by grud — February 28, 2003 @ 5:36 am
So tell me o violent ones. Does this make Avril an Iraqi if you want to smack her about as well? Stomp out violence once and for all. Kill everything! Oh, sorry George…You were saying?
#84 | Comment by Phil — February 28, 2003 @ 12:03 pm
All this idealistic bullshit just doesn’t work with war. War is ugly and selfish. The French and Germans are doing what any country would do, look out for their own interests first. Remember, we didn’t enter either one of the previous world wars until we had a "personal" attachment (i.e. Pearl Harbor) and that’s what it’ll take for the rest of the world. As for most of the smaller countries that are aiding us now its largely due to the money factor (i.e. Turkey). There are no ideals here, there is no "good v evil" : it is business as usual. We need oil. We don’t want to lose too many votes due environmentalists so rather than open up Alaska we attack a vulnerable country with huge oil reserves. As far as cleaner fuels and all that other crap, give it up.
We are a militaristic power and tanks don’t run on solar panels or hydro-electricity.
#85 | Comment by Terence — February 28, 2003 @ 4:17 pm