“Technology for Educators” sounded like a pretty decent class when I signed up for it. “Cool,” I thought. “It’s a prereq for my major, AND I’ll learn something useful.
Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig disappointment. Big, huge, massive, ugly disappontment. The guy knows a lot about slide shows and overhead projecters, less about computers themselves, and even less about the internet in general, which (I think) is going to be a HUGE part of education in the future.
Let’s take a few minutes ago, when he started telling us about ways to do research on the internet. According to Professor Slappy, USENET is not only unaccessable by any means using a webpage (available only through a newsgroup reader), it is also the “dark, seamy underside of the internet. USENET is where all of the pornographers hang out, and the spammers, and people like that.”
…Apparently, homeboy has never seen Google Groups, never went to Dejanews.com or Remarq while they were still around. I guess he’s never been to Stile’s world of…uh…stuff. Nor has he apparently gotten any ENLARGE YOUR PENIS NOW or WATCH ANOREXIC SLUTS GET PLOWED emails. (Anal donkey fucking anal donkey fucking anal donkey fucking…Justin?)
Now we’re learning about trolls and how he deals with them in the About.com group he assists in hosting. GOLLY, what a guru!
teachers who can’t teach are the reason i got out of my secondary ed major when i was in school. how could these people be teaching me how to teach when they didn’t know what the hell they were doing? never made sense to me.
#1 | Comment by gabdabary — February 27, 2003 @ 7:28 pm
This is the same guy who tried to tell us last week that divx was a component in the "Computer CPU Tower." People just sit there and nod, absorbing all this crap. Makes me wonder about the validity of what we learn in other classes, now.
#2 | Comment by thess — February 27, 2003 @ 7:43 pm
this guy sounds like he is reading directly from at text book that was written fifteen years ago. actually, this sounds like hell. i always liked it when i knew more about a subject than one of my profs because it really pissed them off, especially if you prove it in front of the whole class.
#3 | Comment by gabdabary — February 27, 2003 @ 8:40 pm
On the other hand, you could wait until after class, and gently explain how out of date thay are (in flowery terms) and get and A in the class because you didn’t humiliate them.
#4 | Comment by Seriously — February 27, 2003 @ 8:42 pm
Not that I’ve ever done that.
#5 | Comment by Seriously — February 27, 2003 @ 8:42 pm
trolls!!
#6 | Comment by Pancho — February 27, 2003 @ 8:46 pm
i suppose that could be an option also
#7 | Comment by gabdabary — February 27, 2003 @ 8:48 pm
YEY! i searched google for "Anal donkey fucking" and fubar is 2nd on the list! 😀
#8 | Comment by MyKe — February 27, 2003 @ 8:54 pm
What was first?
Wait, nevermind.
#9 | Comment by Seriously — February 27, 2003 @ 9:27 pm
Why does it have to be anal donkey fucking, do they only like it up the butt or something?
#10 | Comment by Bubba — February 27, 2003 @ 10:46 pm
actually it does show up 2nd on google if you type in "anal donkey fucking" with the quotes. excellent!
#11 | Comment by Justin — February 28, 2003 @ 4:17 am
I think for a class like that they should just enlist a student with experience. How screwed is that, that the student knows more than the teacher?
#12 | Comment by eve — February 28, 2003 @ 7:02 am
Check out the text of the #1 anal donkey fucking listing on google:
"An anal donkey fucking girl so befriends the real meaning on the verge of the desk. A tight pussy to the donkey fucking girl uncharacteristically…"
HUH?
#13 | Comment by RedEye — February 28, 2003 @ 8:51 am
Thess-…Apparently, homeboy has never seen Google Groups, never went to Dejanews.com or Remarq while they were still around. I guess he’s never been to Stile’s world of…uh…stuff. Nor has he apparently gotten any ENLARGE YOUR PENIS NOW or WATCH ANOREXIC SLUTS GET PLOWED emails. (Anal donkey fucking anal donkey fucking anal donkey fucking…Justin?)
Thess, you should just stand up when he starts talking about USENET and say "Anal Donkey Fucking, that’s the answer." Then sit down. Let him stew in that one for awhile.
#14 | Comment by grud — February 28, 2003 @ 9:34 am
yeah i put the search criteria in quotes to get fubar as 2nd
#15 | Comment by MyKe — February 28, 2003 @ 11:16 am
where the hell did u search?
I searched google and NO fubar on the first page. Didnt want to go to the second….the descriptions of the sites on the first page has eternally scarred me.
#16 | Comment by Pancho — February 28, 2003 @ 12:40 pm
Sounds like its time for you to transfer to a different school. My alma mater sucked. I was not prepared for the classroom when I graduate. I taught 3 years and I am now in the Educational Technology master program. And luckily, my professors all know their shit. Transfer thess…..
#17 | Comment by Mike — February 28, 2003 @ 12:47 pm
ahh got it, fubar is 2nd :o)
And at a close #3…
"… large donkeyfuck#9, girl opens legs for…#10, fun with a donkey#11,
deep donkey fucking#12, craze with a donkey#13, anal donkey fucking#14"
#18 | Comment by Pancho — February 28, 2003 @ 1:13 pm
Search it on Lycos and fubar is second. What is interesting is matchmaker.com is first.
#19 | Comment by panic — February 28, 2003 @ 4:16 pm
Well, we all know the ol’ saying, and it’s quite true in the case of your computer guru:
Those who can, do. Those who can’t…
#20 | Comment by Umgawa — March 1, 2003 @ 3:36 am
those who can, do. those who can’t, anally fuck a donkey?
#21 | Comment by mark — March 1, 2003 @ 12:38 pm
Anyone have any bangbus passwords?
#22 | Comment by Scooby — March 1, 2003 @ 1:53 pm
why bother, there’s no donkeys being anally fucked on there. there are however preteen lesbian coprophiliacs who enjoy a golden shower now and again, while their bisexual current sex buddy fellates a dolphin in the next seat
#23 | Comment by mark — March 1, 2003 @ 3:54 pm
"preteen lesbian coprophiliacs who enjoy a golden shower now and again, while their bisexual current sex buddy fellates a dolphin in the next seat" – Awesome.
#24 | Comment by thess — March 1, 2003 @ 5:56 pm
Thess….glad you enjoy that….it came to me in a fit of inspiration as I was typing it. too bad its not on the main page…it’d probably draw a really strange search result.
#25 | Comment by Mark — March 2, 2003 @ 10:39 am
Congratulations Thess, this page is now #1 for anal donkey fucking (no quotes required!), Justin owes you one. Of course, I clicked on the link just in case popularity is factored in to the search results ranking.
Have you done your part to support FUBAR today?
#26 | Comment by Robert — March 3, 2003 @ 1:59 am