once upon a time…

there was a boy named justin. justin was a quiet boy, a nice boy. he had a girlfriend named zoe. zoe was a spunky girl, a pretty girl. they were together & they were happy.

then came liz.

liz was a vixen from canada who was neither nice nor quiet. she weaved her evil way into that beautiful fairytale land of fubar & made both zoe & justin love her. late at night she would sit sneakily at her computer snickering happily at the beautiful evilness she was creating.

one day, zoe, justin’s beloved went offline to do laundry. & oh my god, folks, she didn’t return! so instead of being a man & calling her himself, he told this silly evil canadian liz to do it. so she did & talked to teh zoe.

& you know what? i’m dropping the story…because its lame. this post is just to let you all know that zoe & i are in love & running away to iraq together to make sweet sweet love (& run the beautiful new puppet gov’nt which will be set up sometime soon by mr george w bush). & they lived happily & evilly ever after.

the end.

26 thoughts on “once upon a time…

  1. <3333333333333
    you kooky girl you

    #1 | Comment by Zoe — March 19, 2003 @ 11:15 pm

  2. pretty sure everyone is like "wtf?!" but i know you & j liked it! heh…my first post on here in months..

    bt it was so cool to talk to you, really! xoxox to zoe!

    #2 | Comment by liz — March 19, 2003 @ 11:24 pm

  3. That was… interesting.

    Definitely in the f.u.b.a.r stylee!

    #3 | Comment by SubWolf — March 19, 2003 @ 11:58 pm

  4. …, indeed.

    #4 | Comment by thess — March 20, 2003 @ 1:01 am

  5. I just love the way that some people are so open-minded, as seen in IronChef’s case, because it’s a rare thing that an apparently ardent supporter of the war, but more importantly a supporter of our President would be also an ardent supporter of homosexuality in this great country of ours.

    In this day and age, there’s a real shortage of Republicans who would come out of the political closet and speak out in favor of a woman’s right to be a lesbian, since that implies they’re either in favor of a man’s right to be gay or they’re a bunch of double-talking hypocrites. So I’m glad that IronChef is speaking out for his brothers and supporting the war, our President and the rights of gay people everywhere.

    IronChef, you are a hero to the nation, gay and straight. May you be named the Grand Marshall of Gay Pride Parades for years to come, because you deserve it, brother.

    #5 | Comment by Umgawa — March 20, 2003 @ 1:01 am

  6. I am NOT an ardent supporter of the war. The point I was trying to make is that most people frequent this website as a lighthearted break in the day, so why not keep it that way? The hippie thing is a joke, I like calling people hippies (and I realize I came off as a staunch republican while bashing the sharing of political views, that was the point).

    On the homosexuality issue, I support the rights of both parties, but I REALLY support the rights of lesbians. I like to think that I indirectly fund their cause through the purchase of DVDs.

    In closing, I’d like to say… "Lighten up you hippies!!"

    #6 | Comment by IronChef — March 20, 2003 @ 2:10 am

  7. Just wanna say something totally irrelevant here, but if you’re european you know what I mean…


    #7 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd — March 20, 2003 @ 4:17 am

  8. folks letz not get carried away by the war…..remember there are more important things in life like a possible lesbian hot sex video of liz and zoe in a palace in baghdad.

    #8 | Comment by luke — March 20, 2003 @ 9:59 am

  9. So very, very, VERY word.

    #9 | Comment by Kingolf — March 20, 2003 @ 10:38 am

  10. Amen

    #10 | Comment by panic — March 20, 2003 @ 10:59 am

  11. Bring back jenn

    #11 | Comment by Stavros — March 20, 2003 @ 11:01 am

  12. Jennagain! I had forgotten.

    So, I finally remembered that sculptor, he’s Theodore Roszak, and the sculptures I think you would like are Airport Struture and especially Thistle in the Dream.

    #12 | Comment by Seriously — March 20, 2003 @ 11:44 am

  13. Oh yeah, that was hot. I’m creaming in my seat right now. Anyone got a tissue?

    #13 | Comment by mighty kong — March 20, 2003 @ 12:07 pm

  14. Maybe something can be arranged between Jenn and Liz…

    #14 | Comment by Banana — March 20, 2003 @ 12:07 pm

  15. Females and evil mix to make something incredibly tasty.

    Taste the rainbow, gs.

    #15 | Comment by Seriously — March 20, 2003 @ 12:23 pm

  16. #16 | Comment by Susan — March 20, 2003 @ 12:38 pm

  17. justin is evil

    #17 | Comment by beng — March 20, 2003 @ 12:43 pm

  18. Keep your political views to yourself hippie. Keep up the lesbian stuff though, that’s all good.

    #18 | Comment by IronChef — March 20, 2003 @ 12:43 pm

  19. Keep all the political views on political views to yourself too, fascist. And still, no negative comment on the interfeminine relations

    #19 | Comment by Oddyseus — March 20, 2003 @ 12:49 pm

  20. Keep all the political views on political views to yourself too, fascist. And still, no negative comment on the interfeminine relations

    #20 | Comment by Oddyseus — March 20, 2003 @ 12:49 pm

  21. "fucking moron" ???

    #21 | Comment by fu — March 20, 2003 @ 12:57 pm

  22. haha, i love how all the fubarians read into our posts so much.

    honestly, it was just a lighthearted no-point-whatsoever post because i was bored. & because i got to talk to zoe on the phone. which was hotness, i’ll have you know.

    #22 | Comment by liz — March 20, 2003 @ 4:16 pm

  23. Seriously,

    Are you suggesting that Jennagain would like to stick this:

    http://nmaa-ryder.si.edu/tours/roszak/index4.html or this

    ….up Justin’s asshole? Or did I lose your train of thought?

    #23 | Comment by RedEye — March 20, 2003 @ 4:37 pm

  24. In her last post, Jennagain mentioned that she did not like penises, as she thought they were ugly. She still, however, liked to stick phallic objects in her vagina, as it got her off. She thought that dildos should be made in the likeness of works of art, such as the Mona Lisa.

    And so I suggested this particular artist, Mr. Roszak, had produced some sculptures that Jennagain might find pleasing in that regard.

    Of course, what Jennagain does to Justin is none of my business.

    #24 | Comment by Seriously — March 20, 2003 @ 4:59 pm

  25. Why the hell was that last comment removed?

    #25 | Comment by Kingolf — March 20, 2003 @ 5:32 pm

  26. lesbies rule
    sex is cool
    nuke saddam
    heh heh, that would be cool

    #26 | Comment by Dionysus187 — March 20, 2003 @ 5:52 pm

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