Welp. I done gone did it.
Perhaps i’ll fill you in on all the details later.
Or perhaps i’ll go dig a hole for myself to crawl into now. Haha.
It’s probably like, the lamest thing i’ve ever done OR it’s probably like, the lamest thing i’ve ever done. No two ways about it.
But at least i got to see her smile. So it was worth it.
Sigh. The silly things i do sometimes…
way to go j-man!
#1 | Comment by luke — April 18, 2003 @ 12:05 pm
Few things in life compare to seeing a person you care for smile…
#2 | Comment by Guizhang — April 18, 2003 @ 12:29 pm
Sometimes the things that appear to be the most absurd that you could do, can actually turn into something. At least she smiled, that says something, that she’s receptive to it…
#3 | Comment by Becca — April 18, 2003 @ 12:32 pm
?
#4 | Comment by Kingolf — April 18, 2003 @ 12:43 pm
Good job, Justin. It does indeed feel good to make someone smile.
#5 | Comment by fu — April 18, 2003 @ 12:52 pm
HAHA mutha fuckers, I know what he did and you don’t! HAHAHAHA LOSERS!!!!
#6 | Comment by Victim — April 18, 2003 @ 1:16 pm
you can’t leave us hangin like this man. i want a fucking smile too, mother fucker.
bah!
#7 | Comment by tdpriest — April 18, 2003 @ 3:49 pm
SUCK A FUCK
#8 | Comment by RA — April 18, 2003 @ 3:57 pm
How exactly does one "suck a fuck"
#9 | Comment by Donnie — April 18, 2003 @ 4:01 pm
Best movie reference EVER!!!
#10 | Comment by IronChef — April 18, 2003 @ 4:28 pm
dat’s my boy. 🙂
#11 | Comment by lizzie — April 18, 2003 @ 4:46 pm
OMG! You snizzeled her nizzle and she busted a move on your ass………….now I see why she got all ghetto on ur ass……..holla!!!!
Advice: Next time, be more preemptive….drop some "bows" when she isnt looking…drag her back to your pathetic dorm room and get all jiggity with her ass.
In the words of Vanilla Ice: Word to ya mothah!!!
#12 | Comment by victim2 — April 18, 2003 @ 5:13 pm
ah you did IT? what you were asking me about the other day. I want someone to do that for me.
#13 | Comment by Susan — April 18, 2003 @ 5:31 pm
The best advice that I ever received was from my father. He said, "The only things I regret in life are the things I have not done." That being said, it is better to feel stupid about what you did rather than wonder what would have been the outcome had you not done the "lame" thing that you did.
#14 | Comment by Onan — April 18, 2003 @ 6:23 pm
All I have to say is, he better not be talking about my Jenn.
#15 | Comment by Banana — April 18, 2003 @ 7:55 pm
What did u do Justin to get her to smile. On another note…….damn, i didn’t get any pics or wishes from any girls yesterday. It was my b-day. Someone send me something.
#16 | Comment by nived — April 18, 2003 @ 8:12 pm
I think that you should never ever tell us, but every so often hint at it, saying things like "it was by far the coolest/funniest thing I’ve ever done, you should have been there/I wish I could tell you…"
Someone might go insane.
Or not.
#17 | Comment by Seriously — April 18, 2003 @ 9:17 pm
omg something from the past
psykotik2k: i’m be on nathan for now till he moves.
slick moves justin 😉
#18 | Comment by p34ch0r — April 19, 2003 @ 1:51 am
Onan said "The best advice that I ever received was from my father. He said, "The only things I regret in life are the things I have not done.""
Onan, my dad said the same thing to me. Sublime irony.
#19 | Comment by Adolf Hitler, Jr. — April 19, 2003 @ 8:19 am
Cool deal Justin!!! You’re either going to get ignored (let’s hope not), get laid (let’s hope), or get a restraining order served on you (but remember, if she cares enough to get the TRO, she cares enough to take you seriously and therefore it is minor form of flirtation and she is someone which you must pursue at all costs).
#20 | Comment by grud — April 19, 2003 @ 8:22 am
I do this sort of stuff all the time, except I extend the ‘cute and pitiful at the same time’ line even further by writing my notes in crayon; generally going about the classic fifth-grade tactic of:
Would you go out with me? (check one box)
[] Yes
[] No
Doing that only works if you’ve absolved yourself of any sense of pride, which I did several years ago, which leads to my usual pickup line of, "Can I buy you a drink, or should I just give you the money and go fuck myself?"
As it stands, the fact that Justin said it in a letter says that the boy does have SOME balls; I dare say ‘grande cojones’ by comparison to myself, seeing how I’ve gotten sick of explaining myself to a woman just so she can follow that up with, "Oh, that’s so sweet…" just prior to a hasty exit to another state of no less than 900 miles away.
#21 | Comment by Umgawa — April 19, 2003 @ 12:12 pm
You dirty hore, how could you post something like that!!!!
#22 | Comment by Cat — April 19, 2003 @ 12:17 pm
it’s not fair
#23 | Comment by Cat — April 19, 2003 @ 12:19 pm
Justin
You should have left the "now squeal like a pig" comment to yourself
#24 | Comment by panic — April 19, 2003 @ 11:04 pm
<3 Yay Justin! You are my hero.
#25 | Comment by thefelinepunk — April 20, 2003 @ 2:08 am
SUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#26 | Comment by Blitzkrieg — April 21, 2003 @ 5:18 pm
Seig Heil
#27 | Comment by Adolf Hitler, Snr. — April 30, 2003 @ 1:34 pm