Fun facts

Okay more like random facts.

I need new shoes. Believe it or not, i only have ONE pair of shoes. I’ve been wearing the same pair of shoes for the past year. Actually when i first got here to Michigan, i had these leather boots that we got from England back in 1995 or something like that. Of course, i only started wearing them like 6 years later because seriously, why would anybody wanna wear boots in Brunei. There’s no snow in Brunei. So yeah, i came to Michigan with those boots. Wore them for about 2 months before they started falling apart (The soles kinda came loose. Stupid boots) so i had to get another pair of shoes. Went to Meijers and got myself a new pair that cost like.. i dunno. 70 bucks? Or something like that. Nothing fancy. Hell i don’t even know what brand they are. No-name pair of shoes. But they’ve been good to me. I like my shoes. But they’re starting to fall apart. Sigh. I need new shoes.

So i like this girl. She’s in my intercultural communications class. Blonde. Blue eyes. Probably about 5’5, 5’6. Never spoken a word to her. Well maybe just once. We had to get into groups and we were introducing ourselves to each other. That’s pretty much it really. She seems nice. I *would* like to get to know her better. But eh. I only have like what? Just over a week left before i leave the country? I tend to do pretty stupid things around times when i’m ‘about to leave’.

Like for example, in highschool. I think it was about like, two weeks before i was gonna quit my A levels, leave school and just go straight to college. There was this hot new girl that’d just moved to the school from ISB. She had a pretty hot friend too. Whatshername. Camilla. Yeah. The friend. The hot girl, her name was Jeanne. Okay that’s a pretty bad pic but trust me, at the time, she was really hot. Hottest girl in school even. So on her first day of class, this kid Daniel was supposed to be her ‘guide’. Showing her around school and stuff. But he didn’t want to. So i graciously stepped in to take his place. Haha. Anyway, we started hanging around each other a bit. And it became like the biggest ‘thing’ in school that i ever did. Actually the second biggest thing. I think the first was when i started going out with Mira. That two timing bitch. No wait. Second would be when i got with Izzati, another ‘hot new girl’. She eventually became known to be my ‘psycho ex’. No wait. Maybe it was the time when Stephanie started stalking me. Oh i don’t know. Anyway, yeah, Justin walking around school with a hot girl. It was a big deal. I actually posted about what happened during those two weeks in detail. You can probably find it in the archives. Start reading after Tuesday, July 18, 2000. If you want. It’s pretty lame though. My old posts suck. Sigh.

Anyhow, looking back on that, i really have no idea why i even bothered. I guess we were both just fucking each other over. Haha. Not literally though. But yeah, honestly, i seriously doubt she was into the whole thing. Neither was i really. I mean come on, what could’ve possibly happened after those two weeks were over. I was gonna be in another country soon after that. So really, despite what i said in those old posts, most of it was all just manufactured. A ‘storyline’ i guess. Something i did on the site (and in real life) to go out with a bang. Actually it was really more of a whimper considering the fact that none of it was really ‘real’. She was into it out of pity and i was just doing it to look good. Haha. I’ll never do anything stupid like that ever again though.

Another stupid thing that i once did. April 2001. I’m back in Brunei for like, a month (i think?). Semester break. And two weeks before i’m supposed to go back to Malaysia, i hook up with Sophie. So yeah, two week whirlwind ‘relationship’. We both knew what we were getting ourselves into. We knew that things probably wouldn’t work out with the long distance and stuff. So i gave her the option of just ending things after those two weeks. But then she says that she’s willing to give it a try and wait for me. I’d be back in August. Only a four month wait. So we go through with the long distance relationship thing.

Everything was hunky dory.

Then. A day before my final exams. A week before i’m supposed to be back in Brunei to see her again, she cheats on me. Sigh. Oh well.

You can read about the whole ‘i got cheated on’ saga if you look in the archives and start reading from Wednesday, August 1, 2001 onwards.

Oh and i made a pretty good post on July 29 2001 too. My Chasing Amy story.

I used to blog more back then didn’t i? I don’t do it anymore because i highly doubt any of you guys would give a shit about what’s going on in my life (or the lack of it). So yeah, i doubt anybody’s gonna even read this post so i guess i’m just writing this post for myself.

Anyhow. So yeah, she cheated on me. I have all the luck with women. Sigh.

I mentioned Stephanie up there. The stalker. Yes. I had a stalker in school. And this is the story.

So like, i’m like (literally) minding my own business in the learning center right, doing my business homework (hah!) for business class (told you it was literal). Then fat Jeff comes up to me and he has Stephanie with him. Apparently they’d just met like a day before or something and then he introduces me to her. “That’s Justin”. And then she goes “Ohh. so this is the mysterious Justin..”


Anyway, so we all sit. He’s next to me. And she’s on the other end next to him. I started cracking jokes and making fun of fat Jeff. Some stupid joke about firemen and police and donuts. And she just cracks up laughing her ass off. Each time i made a joke, she’d just be laughing and laughing.

Hey i’m funny but i know i’m not that funny.

Anyhow, over time, she kinda switches places with Jeff and suddenly she sitting next to me instead. Then it was time for us to head off to class and i’m like “nice to meet you” and stuff.

And we’re all off on our way.

So then the next day, i’m walking up the stairs to one of my classes right, and i see Stephanie walking down the stairs coming towards me. I just give her a little nod and a smile, you know, to acknowlegde her presence and stuff. Then, right as she walks by, she TAPS my ass.

I was like thinking “HOLY SHIT WHAT WAS THAT”.

I look back and she smiles. And i was like. Okay. And i just brush it off.

So then later that day, during lunchtime, as i’m walking towards the cafeteria, i see her coming towards me from the cafeteria. And she’s like, “Oh hey, where’re you off to?” and i’m like “Oh, just gonna get some lunch” and she’s like “Oh can i join you?” and i’m like “Yeah sure. Have you eaten?” and she’s like “Yeah but it’s okay, i’ll keep you company”.

And that. Was when it began.

So over the next two weeks or so. She just keeps ‘mysteriously’ bumping into me all over the place. Always tagging along and always by my side following me around. And people were starting to notice.

You know, it was nice for a while. All that attention. It was nice. But you see, she’s always had this reputation for being a little ‘unstable’ so to speak. Apparently there was in one time in her art class where she just had a mental breakdown or something. And she’s also been known to sorta talk to herself.

And sometimes, when she’s talking about stuff, like this one time, she was telling me about her mom and how she doesn’t like her, she got so worked up and she just became sorta… wow. Psycho. Man. That was scary.

Anyhow, so people were starting to notice ‘us’ and i got a liiiittle uncomfortable with all the attention she was giving and all the attention that we were getting. Plus i just didn’t like her in that way you know? And she was kinda coming on a little too strong. But i was just too nice to let her know that.

Gosh, there was this one time, i was with all my buddies in the learning center just talking about stuff. There were probably about like 8 or 9 of us at the table. And then Stephanie just comes up to me out of nowhere crying her eyes out because she was stressed out about something or whatever and she’s laying her head on my shoulder and then on my lap and then everyone just went all quiet. And we were all like, wtf.

Goodness. Was that ever awkward or what.

So one day, i just decided to let her know that enough was enough. That it was getting a little too uncomfy. We were walking past this one group of people and they were all like looking at us and going “oooooh” and shit and i was like “omg kill me now”. Okay i didn’t actuallly say that but i sure was thinking it.

She just started laughing and i think at that point she kinda got the hint that i was just a liiiittle bit embarassed by her following me around everywhere. And she was like, “You feeling okay?” and i was like “Not reeaally, it’s just…”


“Yeeeah.. i mean, i do like the attention and all but it’s kinda getting to be a bit much.”

And she just laughs it off and tells me that she’ll back off.

And that was that.

She just stopped following me around after that day.

End of story? Not quite yet.

See. The next day, she started stalking Marcus.

And long story short, he got freaked by the stalking and told her to fuck off.

So then she starts stalking Dan Fanselow. And he got freaked out by her stalking and i guess he told her to fuck off too.

So then she starts stalking Dan Bell (Sophie’s brother).

And lol. Dan and her actually became boyfriend and girlfriend! Hahaha. She was his first ever girlfriend i think. I think he was desperate.

Oh boy.

Gosh there’s so much more to that story. Especially with what happened after they both got together. But. It’s too long a story and you just had to be there to get it. Maybe next time eh?

Notice how everything stupid always seems to happen within the span of two weeks?

Anyhow. I’ve rambled on for far too long.

Point is. I need new shoes. And i do lots of stupid stuff whenever i’m about to leave someplace. I have bad luck with women.

And that i had a stalker once.

And i’m about to do something stupid on Friday. Sigh. We’ll see how it goes. Maybe i’ll post about it if i ever get around to doing it.

Anyone got any stalker stories to share?


Bonus highschool girls pics!

44 thoughts on “Fun facts

  1. #1 | Comment by Dan — April 17, 2003 @ 3:13 am

  2. Haha. Dan, what the hell. You actually read my site?

    #2 | Comment by Justin — April 17, 2003 @ 3:15 am

  3. No, no stalkers of my own, although I’d like to thank one of my ex-girlfriends for lodging a fifty-foot restraining order against me on behalf of all women, everywhere. That was fun.

    #3 | Comment by Umgawa — April 17, 2003 @ 3:16 am

  4. I had a stalker once…. once….

    #4 | Comment by PacManJesus — April 17, 2003 @ 3:17 am

  5. i miss Jenn

    #5 | Comment by Justin — April 17, 2003 @ 3:22 am

  6. It’s a good thing you actually asked a question, because you covered so many topics that instead of commenting on each one I would have said something dumb like, "Haha, yeah. I know what you mean, brother. Seriously."

    I went to a psychic once, who told me I was a magnet for weirdos. I already knew this LOOOONG before she told me. I’m too nice for my own good, so I have a variable stable of weirdo stalkers. I can’t tell you how often I PRAY for a NORMAL guy to take an interest in me.

    #6 | Comment by thefelinepunk — April 17, 2003 @ 3:31 am

  7. hey feel free to comment on anything in the post. i don’t mind. RAWR.

    #7 | Comment by Justin — April 17, 2003 @ 3:34 am

  8. I like it, good when u post big stuff. Reminds me i need a girlfriend, and a job and and.. the worlds going to end soon

    #8 | Comment by Joe — April 17, 2003 @ 3:37 am

  9. Fat girls need lovin’, and I need new shoes. That’s all I got my brotha…

    #9 | Comment by Bubba — April 17, 2003 @ 3:57 am

  10. i wish someone would stalk me… hehhe…

    #10 | Comment by mojomobile — April 17, 2003 @ 5:42 am

  11. No, no stalker pics. Although I did have a literally insane girl practically thorw herself at me, but just a few days of late night phone calls and crying was all.

    I was thinking of stalking felinepunk…but I havent seen any photos of her…so…

    (just kidding, feline)

    #11 | Comment by smash — April 17, 2003 @ 5:51 am

  12. Step off, man.

    Just step off.

    #12 | Comment by Kingolf — April 17, 2003 @ 6:00 am

  13. mm.. didnt jeanne have a site w/ camilla and some other girls that used to be hosted on

    i also heard there are new hotties in jis.

    #13 | Comment by jj — April 17, 2003 @ 6:40 am

  14. mmmmmm Chloe.

    Good post Justin. Just need a couple of DVD reviews, a weird computer game montage and it would be like old times. Ah, those were the days *sighs in self parodying manner*

    The only stalker I ever had was male and wanted to kill me because I was with his ex. Those are not good stalkers to have…

    #14 | Comment by Stavros — April 17, 2003 @ 6:57 am

  15. Shoes. Shoes are cool. I like shoes.

    I had a high school/college stalker. Fucked up wench. She was good looking, rich, and very smart. But really fucked up. We dated briefly in high school, until I realized she was nuts. Far to clingy, far to in to a high school relationship, and honestly, far to into sex for her own good (or mine) at age 17. After about a month, I broke up with her and all hell broke lose. Drunk late night phone calls, stalking at school and after school, at church, even at the freakin’ gym. I had to change my whole schedule around. There was a really ugly incident at the senior prom. Not good. Then the really stupid thing on my part. We went to the same college the next year. I saw her at a party and we did some minor hooking up. No consumation. But man, it was on again. Stalking and psychotic b.s. Phone calls, unannounced drop bys, "bumping" into each other. Finally, an ugly incident at a bar. Scary part, I graduate college, walk into my post-grad professional school the first day, and there she is. In my class. It was total hell for the next three years. Minor stalking, but I was so on edge, it was pretty miserable. Luckily, she screwed her way through school with other guys, and a few girls, so as to leave me alone for the most part. Freaky. I feel your pain.

    Stupid stuff is fun. When you’re single, you can live for rash, romantically reckless, stupid stuff. Go for it my man!!

    #15 | Comment by grud — April 17, 2003 @ 7:27 am

  16. I had a stalker once, it was 5 years ago at my job. Her name was Merideth, She was 18, 5’5", brown hair.

    she actually became best friends with my sister just to get near me. Too bad she had to ruin how hot she was by creeping me the fuck out.

    She would call me at like 1 in the morning and try to chat… she even got mad at me once cause I went out with my girlfriend, the funniest thing was the letters she would write, I wish I had kept some to post here, I still see her sometimes…and yes regret I didnt hit that when I had the chance…

    on another note, this new layout you have…?

    I mean why not just screw it and go for the Olsen Twins… you know you want to…

    #16 | Comment by The Dragon — April 17, 2003 @ 8:02 am

  17. "Stupid stuff is fun. When you’re single, you can live for rash, romantically reckless, stupid stuff. Go for it my man!!"


    he’s right on the money, justin. you have nothing to lose.

    #17 | Comment by lizzie — April 17, 2003 @ 8:31 am

  18. Personally I like stalkers, you gotta know how to handle them, personally, I give in, bump and grind for a few days, figure out what really pisses them off, and do it over and over until they hate you too much to even see your face again, its a win win situation, I win twice cuz I get laid and I get rid of her.. then there is the flip side where I would like to stalk this one chick, she is so fine, but she is a single mom, I am sure I could dip my pole in some honey, but a single mom, thats .. wrong.. well not wrong, just not good timing I guess. Stalkers are natures way of saying, "here is some easy poon, enjoy, but there is a price to pay for the poon" so you gotta learn to play the game well so the price is smaller than the reward 🙂 Yes I am a pig, yes I am aware of this, and yes I enjoy it, how can you not enjoy dipping your wick? if you don’t enjoy that you need some serious help… I can’t speak for the ladies as I have never been one, so I am just a normal guy/pig to them I guess. Again, in my defence.. it feels good to roll around in mud, try it sometime, you will see why its good to be a pig.

    #18 | Comment by Dave Marshak — April 17, 2003 @ 10:03 am

  19. Be very, very happy that Eve isn’t here.

    #19 | Comment by Kingolf — April 17, 2003 @ 10:33 am

  20. Already talked about my stalker in the "Topic: Will some chickadee here please stalk Banana?" thread in the boards

    As a result of which, I think it was Alan who said I should write for Penthouse, which lead to Dear FUBARhouse.

    #20 | Comment by RedEye — April 17, 2003 @ 11:26 am

  21. So it is his fault.

    I knew it.

    #21 | Comment by Seriously — April 17, 2003 @ 11:45 am

  22. There’s a t-shirt that says "Restraining Order is just another way of saying "I love you.""

    #22 | Comment by grud — April 17, 2003 @ 12:01 pm

  23. Okay, how come only people who don’t appreciate it get stalked?

    And I’m up for stalking felinepunk, but apparently she thinks I’m not normal.

    The world’s gone topsy-turvy; we need Jenn to restore some order!

    #23 | Comment by Banana — April 17, 2003 @ 12:31 pm

  24. I for one would enjoy reading about Justin’s day to day, but I am just stupid like that

    And for the record, the Chloe looks almost identical to a classmate of mine, Yanelle

    #24 | Comment by Guizhang — April 17, 2003 @ 12:35 pm

  25. I just checked out the highschool girl pictures. Justin, dude, you just gave pedophiles all over FUBAR (of which I am not one of) their whack material for the next week to ten days.

    #25 | Comment by grud — April 17, 2003 @ 2:03 pm

  26. Some of us can enjoy looking at girls aged 15 and up without being fucking disgusting, you know.

    (FYIdiots: Me and Suzi)

    #26 | Comment by Kingolf — April 17, 2003 @ 3:16 pm

  27. I never had a stalker. On another note, today is my birthday and if anyone wants to sends me wishes, (prefering pics of chics) can email me.

    #27 | Comment by nived — April 17, 2003 @ 3:28 pm

  28. Ok, you have made your point to all of the Amanda haters out there. Bring her back for the Amanda Lovers.


    #28 | Comment by Hippie — April 17, 2003 @ 3:53 pm

  29. I second that motion.

    #29 | Comment by Banana — April 17, 2003 @ 4:33 pm

  30. I agree with that. Amanda Bynes is hot as hell. I wouldn’t mind having a chance with her.

    #30 | Comment by nived — April 17, 2003 @ 4:37 pm

  31. Kingolf, you and Suzi can look at girls that are age 15 because you are 15 or 16 or still some other teenage. Teens can lust after other teens. Twenty and thirty somethings should not lust after teens, or whack to pictures of teens. Nasty.

    #31 | Comment by grud — April 17, 2003 @ 4:45 pm

  32. Justin, I can relate!!! Last year during my first year at college I had a stalker too! Okay here’s my story(bear with me, guys if it gets too long! =(

    The very beginning of my friend Marie’s freshman year, she met this dude named Hsuing(pronounced "sung"; he was half black, half Chinese, thus had an unusual Chinese name). He seemed really personable and kind of charming at first. She helped him study for their philosophy class, and after that they would talk and all. But then one time he insisted she hang out with him in his dorm, and they made out, but he wanted to go further. Marie firmly told him no, and after that incident he seemed to follow her wherever she went…he even followed her roommate into the bathroom as she was preparing to go take a shower, just to demand if she knew where Marie was…Marie reported it to her RA, but he still prevailed…Meanwhile I only heard faintly about this "stalker"…

    Then barely a few weeks later, I’m in the study lounge one day when we hear po-po sirens outside the window, and me and this guy go scope the scene, watch the po-po pull over some kid, us both talking and relating. The guy is very friendly and even a little bit of a sweet talker, but not someone I’d be interested in as more than a friend. I end up passing by him a lot, and he always wants to talk and chill. Okaaay, a little too persistent, but hey maybe he wanted to make a friend. But he got to follow me too much–one very late night he insisted and insisted that I go hang out with him, when all I really wanted to do(and making this a very firm point to him) was to go to bed. I felt bad, so I agreed to hang out with him at the Chat(the on-campus mini-cafe) the next day. I felt a hunch that something just wasn’t right, so I brought my friend Joia along who knew exactly who Marie’s stalker was…I just had this feeling. So while the 3 of us are at the Chat, I leave to go to the bathroom, Joia follows and sings out, "Guess what Becca, that’s Marie’s stalker!" I’m like, "greeeat." Well maybe he made a mistake in the past and came off looking worse than he actually was, I figured I’d be polite to him. But no, he kept being persistent(yet friendly), so I started avoiding him and me and Marie, when we together saw him, would literally run out of there to avoid him seeing us.

    Apparently Hsuing did this to many girls, and didn’t listen to the warnings he received from various RDs about it, that he got transferred to a completely different dorm building. He then violated his banning from Kistler Hall(our building), and thus got banned from campus residence altogether. Oh well, just a little drama to start off the year…

    Justin, I hear you!

    #32 | Comment by Becca — April 17, 2003 @ 4:48 pm

  33. I’d really appreciate a stalker as long as it was relatively mild stalking.

    #33 | Comment by Onan — April 17, 2003 @ 5:46 pm

  34. eh I’d just stalk them back. I had a mini stalker incident not long ago, I met this chick at a party, took her home etc etc. Now the first 2 times I called her she didn’t want to talk to me
    then like 3 weeks later she started calling me at random hours of the early morning. Often drunk. Luckily she lives 25 or so miles away and doesnt have a car, so she could really stalk me effectively.

    #34 | Comment by charles — April 17, 2003 @ 7:35 pm

  35. first timer here.Hm.Well,I was here yesterday but yeah anyway…dude,i love this layout.i was all alone in a dark room,midnight time,waiting for your site to load then BAM–Samara.Man,freaked me out but I <3 her.If you used the Japanese chick version though I'd flip out and smash my computer.Spooky.

    #35 | Comment by danie — April 17, 2003 @ 10:58 pm

  36. i was a stalker once in high school… but the girls did not seem to mind… later it went from bad to worse when one of my friends played a prank on me by calling her up and "acting" as one of her class mates (she was 20 and i was 15)

    "steve" said he had a friend – me, who was interested in her and he wanted to introduce me to her the next day…

    turns out she asked steve the next day when he wants to introduce me to her… he was like wtf!!! so went around and mistook one of my friends for me and wham! big fight…

    later that day when steve finally found out who was beng he approached me… fortunately, he just asked me to apologise to her as his actions caused her heart break… she thought he actually whacked me… how immature… sigh…

    anyways i only got my first stalker in college, but i was too timid to actually react, just avoided her… she was teh babe… but wtf i was only 18… how you expect a stalker to react to another? anyways, turns out through out the year she became the college slut… i wish i knew her now… he he

    #36 | Comment by beng — April 18, 2003 @ 3:13 am

  37. You need much more than just a pair of new shoes…

    #37 | Comment by Youdneverguess — April 18, 2003 @ 3:29 am

  38. I think it’s cool that I have two wannabe stalkers on FUBAR.

    It’s even cooler that they don’t know my secret identity, so they’ll never even get close. Wee!

    #38 | Comment by thefelinepunk — April 18, 2003 @ 9:41 am

  39. aaaaaah, it’s the ring! pfft. that movie sucked big time. but oh well, I still love the site hun. hehe. I tend to not do spontaneous random things when I am in a situation like that with someone I’d like to get to know better but don’t have enough time to and I’m an idiot for not doing anything, so I think you outta, cause if ya don’t then you’re missing out on knowing her, even for a short period of time.

    #39 | Comment by ebony — April 18, 2003 @ 11:12 am

  40. Never underestimate the power of a private detective. I hope that didn’t sound creepy, because, uh, it’s not. So don’t contact the authorities or anything, okay?

    #40 | Comment by Banana — April 18, 2003 @ 7:53 pm

  41. I had a stalker once…funny thing is I’m now dating a friend of the girl who stalked me.

    I took this girl to my prom, and she decided that this meant that we were dating…little did I know. I left for college, and she, still having some time left in HS stayed behind, and unbeknownst to me was creating a ficticious relationship inside her head and was telling her friends all kinds of strange things that we’d done, including some really bizzare sexual stuff. Come to find out one day when I was home from school about this, and a few weeks later I got a call from this very same girl…first time I talked to her in almost a year and a half, and its her telling me she just finished her term in a mental hospital, and asking me if I wanted to get together and see her. I declined, obviously..and thankfully havent heard from her since…although now I have heard that she married some marine, and lives on base with him and their two kids…oh, and she’s also having a lesbian affair with his best friend’s wife….and to think…she blamed me for all of her mental shortcomings…never to my face of course….and to top it off, about six months ago, she IMed my girlfriend out of the blue and almost went insane again when she found out that we were dating….

    #41 | Comment by Mark — April 18, 2003 @ 9:56 pm

  42. You’re name is not "Mark," it’s "Target."

    #42 | Comment by grud — April 19, 2003 @ 8:40 am

  43. grud: lol…i thought the same thing at the time…but thats the only weird thing thats happened to me in relation to the women. And am I within my rights to be dissapointed that she didnt realize she was bi until after she went insane? I coulda seen some fun shit after the prom…hehe

    #43 | Comment by Mark — April 19, 2003 @ 10:43 am

  44. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of a four lane interstate highway?


    Hehe, like that? I made that one up. I’ve got a million of ’em.

    #44 | Comment by thefelinepunk — April 20, 2003 @ 2:13 am

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