Blows my mind…

Okay i can’t think of anyone new to use for the layout and i’m too busy with my finals to come up with a new one so i give you three choices to pick from. Go back to either Avril or Amanda. Or stay with the evil Daveigh Chase layout that everyone is afraid of.

Layout Poll!
Pick one.

Avril Lavigne
Amanda Bynes
Daveigh Chase

Current Results


Anyway, so i was watching VH1 the other night. And they had some kind of… i dunno… beauty secrets of the stars thing… whatever it was called, on. Then there was this one segment where they were talking about Brazilian waxing. And they’re showing pictures of all the celebs that’ve gotten Brazilian waxes done.

Oh and if you don’t know what a Brazilian wax is. It where you get your pubes and your ass hair yanked out by Brazilian people. Or something like that. Haha. This was the place they had featured on the show. The place where the stars get their their pubes and butt hair yanked out.

The point is…. what surprised me… was the fact that… Avril Lavigne was one of their clients (!).

Because they showed a framed autographed picture of Avril giving out her thanks to the J Sisters on the show.

That completely blows my mind to know that Avril might be completely hairless down there.



Here are some pictures of Amanda Bynes. To take your mind off of Avril’s lack of pubes and butt hair.

  • Amanda Bynes 1
  • Amanda Bynes 2

    Okay i still can’t take my mind off the fact that Avril is hairless down there.

    Maybe if i post up some amusing videos.

  • Read my lips
  • Pussy

    Nope. Avril’s still hairless.

  • 43 thoughts on “Blows my mind…

    1. As it should be…

      #1 | Comment by Guizhang — April 20, 2003 @ 10:29 am

    2. so she really has a bald pussy eh…..there goes my promise to myself that i wont masturbate for a month.

      #2 | Comment by luke — April 20, 2003 @ 12:01 pm


      oh mi god!

      #3 | Comment by luke — April 20, 2003 @ 12:10 pm

    4. Keep Daveigh Chase, or better yet, put up Miss Cleo the cheesy Jamaican psychic! Put up Miss Cleo, complete with sound effects from her very own soundboard!

      Or, you could also put up Kathy Griffin, the MTV personality with the curly red hair…her spouting opinions always cracked me up…

      #4 | Comment by Becca — April 20, 2003 @ 12:51 pm

    5. Another piece of American Propoganda… and Americans wonder why the rest of the world hates them…

      #5 | Comment by Guizhang — April 20, 2003 @ 1:08 pm

    6. It makes me wonder where the hell Justin gets these videos from. All i can find is porn on kazaa.

      #6 | Comment by Joe — April 20, 2003 @ 1:15 pm

    7. and the problem with that is…….

      #7 | Comment by mighty kong — April 20, 2003 @ 2:01 pm

    8. We don’t wonder why the rest of the world hates us, we know.

      It’s because they all suck.


      #8 | Comment by Seriously — April 20, 2003 @ 5:02 pm

    9. Daveigh is probably hairless down there too. Don’t you think?

      #9 | Comment by grip — April 20, 2003 @ 5:07 pm

    10. No.

      Do you see how long the hair is on top of her head?

      #10 | Comment by Seriously — April 20, 2003 @ 5:09 pm

    11. Back-beard comes after puberty.

      #11 | Comment by Kingolf — April 20, 2003 @ 5:16 pm

    12. i bet Daveigh will have hairy nipples and back … ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

      #12 | Comment by vhw — April 20, 2003 @ 5:29 pm

    13. I bet that amanda bynes is hairless.

      #13 | Comment by nived — April 20, 2003 @ 5:51 pm

    14. I need Avril back….or I quit. =(

      #14 | Comment by Bubba — April 20, 2003 @ 6:09 pm

    15. Avril is hairless…that just made my day.

      #15 | Comment by Onan — April 20, 2003 @ 6:56 pm

    16. Daveigh Chase scares me, Amanda Bynes scared me and to be quite honest even the avril one scared me a little…its the tan and brown i think…I say make a Dunst layout…mmmm Dunst…

      #16 | Comment by Will — April 20, 2003 @ 7:08 pm

    17. Kirsten dunst is hot. Anyone see her in maxium magzine.

      #17 | Comment by nived — April 20, 2003 @ 7:20 pm

    18. How about picking a new girl, and doing a new layout. It doesn’t seem to be that difficult. Just a few pictures. I know, I know. I don’t know the whole process, but it doesn’t seem to be too bad. Get like Anna Paquin [rogue from x-men], Kirsten Dunst like that dude said up there, SOMETHING besides Avril Lavigne, Amanda Bynes, or some little kid from a creepy movie! Your layouts of the past have been really cool. After you tried the Amanda Bynes thing, it just got a little weird. Just pick some hot chick, crop the pictures down, and stick them on there; it shouldn’t be too difficult. You don’t have to listen to me, because I’m just some guy, and I don’t own your site, but please consider. I represent people that read your site!

      #18 | Comment by some guy — April 20, 2003 @ 7:37 pm

    19. I mean a new girl, not an entirely new layout setup. The setup, with the big lines and stuff, is always cool. But a new girl, definitely. It’s ok to try new things.

      #19 | Comment by some guy again — April 20, 2003 @ 7:39 pm

    20. Do some naked celebrity layout, or Megyn Price. You know, something new.

      #20 | Comment by nived — April 20, 2003 @ 7:46 pm

    21. Bring back Avril, this new information about her has made her exremely hot….Plus, when Amanda Bynes smiles, she looks like she wants to kill me. I don’t want her to kill me.

      #21 | Comment by pangwinking — April 20, 2003 @ 8:25 pm

    22. oh yes i saw her in maxim…infact im having a friend of mine make a layout of her for my site…should be good times when it gets done

      #22 | Comment by Will — April 20, 2003 @ 8:41 pm

    23. there is nothing better in this world than a bald vagina. i have a newly found respect for avril.

      #23 | Comment by uncle pauly — April 20, 2003 @ 8:48 pm

    24. Deveigh Chase rules. No changing, or I will perform a traditional voodoo curse on you.

      Don’t tempt me.

      (though the miss cleo idea sounds fun)

      #24 | Comment by thefelinepunk — April 20, 2003 @ 8:49 pm

    25. All the Ducks are Swimming in the Water layout!


      You could never ever change the layout until people stop asking/demanding you to.

      #25 | Comment by Seriously — April 20, 2003 @ 8:51 pm

    26. How about Rachel Leigh Cook? I love them bubblehead girls.

      #26 | Comment by grandmanuel — April 20, 2003 @ 10:09 pm

    27. Cast but a glance at those girls and they are gone…My vote is for the embodiment of truth, strength, courage, and dignity–someone who speaks frankly, but always sincerely and sympathetically–perhaps humanity’s last living hope: Mr. T.

      #27 | Comment by AP — April 20, 2003 @ 10:15 pm

    28. Amanda Bynes ate my family so please don’t put her back up. And hairless is in this summer, Bring Back Avril

      #28 | Comment by Raging Stiffy — April 20, 2003 @ 10:24 pm

    29. Olsen twins layout! Mmmmm. So who else was on the bikini waxing list?

      #29 | Comment by Cheech — April 20, 2003 @ 11:14 pm

    30. Oh god, all I could think about today was hairless Avril….mmmmmmmm

      #30 | Comment by pangwinking — April 21, 2003 @ 1:25 am

    31. Man, fuck Amanda Bynes. HILARY DUFF, MAN!

      Duffman… can’t breathe…

      #31 | Comment by Joby — April 21, 2003 @ 1:53 am

    32. Did you see Vanessa Carlton on the VH1 special too? I about died when she said "I’m a big fan of the Brazilian Bikini Wax." I did kind of make me wonder, who the hell is qualified to do that kind of thing? Interesting.

      Oh, I like the current layout. I vote leave it.

      #32 | Comment by grud — April 21, 2003 @ 7:37 am

    33. HAIRLESS!

      #33 | Comment by r.k — April 21, 2003 @ 9:59 am

    34. Heres a link to the celebs that go there:

      #34 | Comment by huh — April 21, 2003 @ 11:07 pm

    35. !!! It’s a guy !!! Ahhhh, that’s soooo disturbing!

      #35 | Comment by huh — April 21, 2003 @ 11:09 pm

    36. I have to agree with the majority on this one. Amanda Bynes is the best of a pretty thin set of choices. Avril is tired on this site. (And while she seems to be a pretty immature boring person, it is nice to know that she fulfills her Lolita potential by ripping out her secondary sexual characteristics en masse with hot parafin.) Daveigh Chase is a one trick pony. We’ve seen the trick, so let’s move on.

      There are so many beautiful women to choose from, J. And if you don’t have the energy, why don’t you have a contest and let some of these webheads make FUBAR homepages (using the standard layout) and then have a bake off of their designs. We’ll probably get a good Dunst, a good Paquin, a good Cuthbert and a few others. Then we have some real choices.

      My .02

      #36 | Comment by RedEye — April 21, 2003 @ 11:11 pm

    37. I just saw Hillary Duff on Leno…


      It’s ok for me to do that. I’m about eighteen, and she’s…fifteen. I think. And that’s why it’s ok for me to have the Olson Twins as my desktop…even though kids who are younger then me (and are even the age of the Twins) think its "pervish." That’s just weird…
      And what’s funny is that when all those kids who think I’m a perv turn forty, they’re going to be the ones searching for "barely legal" porn. They just are!

      Oh, and Justin – screw with people’s minds and go retro. I’m sure you’ll find some inspiration at

      #37 | Comment by David The Lurker — April 22, 2003 @ 12:39 pm

    38. Like Joby said, if you’re gonna go young, when you’ve got a chance, make a Hilary Duff layout. First off, she looks like a young Jenna Jameson. And second, she’s a liiittle better looking than Amanda Bynes. It’s all a matter of opinion, of course. And you’re the man with the webpage.

      #38 | Comment by The Weasel — April 22, 2003 @ 8:49 pm

    39. Put Avril on! Shes so hot live! i was 10 feet away from her at her concert in Chicagooooo! did i mention shes hot?

      #39 | Comment by Amz — April 22, 2003 @ 11:19 pm

    40. I want to see a Marcia Brady layout. She was the hottest piece of ass ever. Towards the end of the show Jan had bigger tits, but Marcia was still the best. I bet she made men out of Greg and Peter. I think Mike made one out of Bobby.

      #40 | Comment by Fucko the Clown — April 23, 2003 @ 2:30 pm

    41. Shouldn’t a Brazilian Wax be mandatory?

      #41 | Comment by Attu — April 25, 2003 @ 8:13 am

    42. That talk-show montage of Amanda is sooooooooo sexy.

      #42 | Comment by Duante — April 18, 2004 @ 4:42 am

    43. i saw the show, it was just a bikini wax

      #43 | Comment by blink — December 26, 2008 @ 3:55 am

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