The Governator…

I have the wierdest feeling that Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to be the next California governer. If you don’t know I live in California and there has been a recall election because people hate our current governer Grey Davis… because he is a dumbfuck. I wouldn’t mind Arnold as our Governer, because honestly people, no one would even try to fuck with us! Who is going to fuck with a state run by the Terminator? I actually think he is pretty qualified… oh and he’s got a pretty cool website too.

Speaking of pie, did anyone see the Teen Choice Awards? Yeah, me neither… but Justin says they were good. Due to the fact that we couldn’t find any pictures from the 2003 Teen Choice Awards we are giving you these instead.

I’ve touched Hilary Duff… and you haven’t.

…touched her good…

…oh so now you want the story, huh? Well Hilary Duff actually lives close to me and one day back in like June or something she was at a Teen Center around here and she was kind of hanging out, and I guess promoting the Lizzie McGuire movie. So I went up to talk to her, and she was surprisingly nice and it wasn’t like it was a bunch of people around it was just us talking, so then I just said i thought she was a good actress and i liked her (what was i going to say “I want to fuck you brains out??”) The Teen Center was taking pictures for some shit, so they asked if she would stand with me so I put my arm around her waist (touchy touchy) got the pic and left. Justin is making me tell the story… but it really happened…

(Justin says: Suuure it did..)

While we are talking about pedophiles… Amy wrote a pretty funny rant about fubar and about the creepiness of guys who want to bone underage women… but not that we know any of those…

And once Google gets it act together we should start getting a descent amount of hits from things like Playboy Pictures and from things like:

Hot sex porn Colin Farrell naked sex blow job boys kissing naked nude fuck bukkake Lindsay Lohan

Stop reading now…

Update:

Girls Kissing

16 thoughts on “The Governator…

  1. WHY IS THIS NOT ABOUT BOYS KISSING?!

    like, fuck.

    #1 | Comment by liz — August 8, 2003 @ 5:20 pm

  2. *whew* boys kissing, i am so relieved. thanks, zac!

    #2 | Comment by liz — August 8, 2003 @ 5:44 pm

  3. Hey, you’re not supposed to bring attention to the fact that I think you guys are creepy! Heh.

    And umm… yeah. I never thought I was into the whole ‘guy on guy’ thing, but I find the whole boys kissing thing to be … really hot.

    I think I have to reconsider everything I thought I knew about myself.

    #3 | Comment by amy — August 8, 2003 @ 6:30 pm

  4. am I the only one who thinks if you saw any movie or television show with Hilary Duff you aren’t qualified to label anyone a "dumbfuck"?

    Or is this the takes one to know one maxim?

    #4 | Comment by Discommode — August 9, 2003 @ 2:11 am

  5. Hillary Duff is the only under age girl I’d go to jail for…if you know what I mean…Zac man you should of "accidently" grazed up against the ass or something…

    #5 | Comment by Will — August 9, 2003 @ 4:06 am

  6. Ummmm…boys kissing…if I don’t see some god damn fucking girls kissing soon I’m gonna be fucking pissed off. Now, lets see some girls kissing. Please, I beg of you, make girls kiss.

    #6 | Comment by pangwinking — August 9, 2003 @ 6:15 am

  7. Well I got a nice grab of her hip and side of the ass..

    …and I didn’t say I acctually saw any of her acting… i wouldn’t pay to see that shit…

    And girls kissing huh? … I’ll look into it…

    #7 | Comment by PacManJesus — August 9, 2003 @ 7:16 am

  8. booooooo girls kissing is so cliched.

    #8 | Comment by liz — August 9, 2003 @ 7:39 am

  9. Hey I’m trying to please everyone here…

    #9 | Comment by PacManJesus — August 9, 2003 @ 7:41 am

  10. DAMN THATS HOT!

    #10 | Comment by Will — August 9, 2003 @ 9:39 am

  11. That’s it!? 3 pics of girls kissing – if you want to see more, click here!

    Oh there’s also pics of the Olsen Twins and some other shit if your into that stuff.

    #11 | Comment by Kevin — August 9, 2003 @ 4:11 pm

  12. Kevin-

    You just made up some points for your "Don’t I look like Colin Farrell?"

    women kissing women is always so good.

    #12 | Comment by smash — August 9, 2003 @ 5:39 pm

  13. I kissed two girls at once on….thursday..or was it friday? I dont remember..there was alot of kissing going on at camp….it was weird in a good way…

    #13 | Comment by kinkiekitten — August 11, 2003 @ 6:28 am

  14. I’ve only read two of kinkiekitten’s posts (that I can remember) so far, but I can already tell she’s cool.

    #14 | Comment by Kevin — August 11, 2003 @ 4:03 pm

  15. Is it a she?

    I think you’re hitting on a dude…

    #15 | Comment by Bubba — August 11, 2003 @ 5:11 pm

  16. Truuuuuuust me… kinkiekitten is definitly a she…

    i know from much personal experience…

    #16 | Comment by PacManJesus — August 11, 2003 @ 5:34 pm

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