It’s turkey time!

So i finally got around to watching that bootleg of Freaky Friday which i bought a coupla days ago and i’m happy to say that it doesn’t suck! It’s well worth watching. Lindsay’s pretty cute in that movie. She dresses very Avril-y/Lillix-y too (and we know how much i like Avril/Lillix so bonus points there). I don’t know how she stacks up against Amanda Bynes or Hilary Duff (because i haven’t actually seen What A Girl Wants or The Lizzie McGuire Movie yet) but i thought Freaky Friday was pretty good and from what i’ve seen of the trailers for Bynes’ and Duff’s respective feature films, Freaky Friday seems to be the best of the three recently released girly teen movies.

Now one thing. Is it just me or does Lindsay Lohan looks like a female version of Frankie Muniz? Seriously. Go see Freaky Friday and tell me that she doesn’t look (and act) like a female Frankie Muniz. I swear to God she really does. Or maybe it’s just me. But if you ever do check out the movie, look out for the Frankie Muniz-isms.

In other news, Google is my bitch. Lalala.

And someone out there really wants to know the answer to this:

Anyhow, just for the hell of it, i bought Gigli on VCD yesterday to see what all the fuss was about. To see if it really was as bad as everyone says it is. Considering the fact that i actually liked Martin Brest’s last film (Meet Joe Black) a lot, and the fact everyone pretty much hated that movie too, i figured maybe i’d liked Gigli in the same way i liked Meet Joe Black. I was wrong. The reviews were right. ‘Bad’ doesn’t even begin to describe Gigli. It is so atrocious, so appallingly awkward and so awful that several members of the UN have moved to ban this movie on the basis that exposure to its shittiness constitutes the employment of weapons of mass destruction on innocent humans.

Gobble gobble.

And i also bought Blood on VCD. I would’ve tried getting it on DVD but i couldn’t find a copy anywhere. So i settled for the shitty VCD version. It’s been a while since i last watched that movie. The first time i saw it was on DVD back in 2001. It was my farting roommate’s. I would’ve bought myself a copy too but i heard that the movie was only like 45 minutes long and i sure as hell didn’t want to pay RM$130+ for the damn thing (i was still in Malaysia at the time. Non bootlegged DVD are ridiculously expensive in Malaysia).

Anyhow, two years later, i watch it again and it amazes me how i never thought that the voice acting sucked the first time around. Because i sure did notice it this time. It kinda sucks when that happens. When you watch a movie for the first time and you think it’s the shit. And then you watch it again like two to five years later or whatever, and then you think it’s just shit. Not to say that Blood sucks overall. Actually it’s a pretty good movie. Hot main character. Fucking amazing animation mixed in with seamless CGI elements and oh so fucking bloody at times. And did i mention the really hot main character? In a Japanese schoolgirl uniform to boot.

It’s too bad that it’s a really short movie. Less than 50 minutes long. The back of the DVD cover even lies to you and says 83 minutes. Hell, it’s not even 83 minutes long if you add up all the extra stuff on the DVD. Nevertheless, it’s still a pretty good movie. Not much going for it plot wise. And there’s none of that ultra freaky stuff that most Japanese anime is known for (if you’re into that kind of thing). Actually, we should just be happy that that country of deviants showed the restraint of not having an octopus demon slither into the room and take a crap on her forehead in this movie.

I’m hungry. I think i’ll go cook something to eat.

13 thoughts on “It’s turkey time!

  1. your gay and/or pedophilic urges continue…are you admitting that you want to make fuck wiht Frankie Muniz?

    You want to make fuck with this Lindsay Lohan girl, who you think looks and acts like Frankie Muniz.

    #1 | Comment by smash — August 10, 2003 @ 1:56 am

  2. I thought I saw a Blood DVD somewhere lying around in the house. I should be there. It should.

    #2 | Comment by Joey — August 10, 2003 @ 2:39 am

  3. Just great, now I think I have the hots for Frankie Muniz… thanks a lot Justin….

    #3 | Comment by PacManJesus — August 10, 2003 @ 2:59 am

  4. i really enjoyed the movie blood. i only caught the last 20 minutes but i thought the animation was amazing…

    #4 | Comment by jordana — August 10, 2003 @ 3:09 am

  5. The Lindsay Lohan/Frankie Muniz resemblance is frightening… how terribly great an observer you are

    #5 | Comment by Guizhang — August 10, 2003 @ 3:33 am

  6. Well…I already thought Frankie was hot in the first place, so this is no suprise to me. *rolls eyes* 😛

    #6 | Comment by pangwinking — August 10, 2003 @ 5:52 am

  7. Wow. I was just thinking about making fun of you, and accusing you of buying a bootleg copy of Freaky Friday. Why on earth would that thought come to mind? Oh, I remember now….YOU’RE GAY! I come here and realize you have already beat me to it. You ruin all my fun being so gay before I can call you gay…bastard. =(

    #7 | Comment by Bubba — August 10, 2003 @ 8:45 am

  8. hehehe first!

    haha i am just soooo mature.

    #8 | Comment by connect n0w — August 10, 2003 @ 12:29 pm

  9. i got the DVD but mine says its only 56 minutes long

    although mine is english region 2

    #9 | Comment by Alcofrolic — August 10, 2003 @ 12:34 pm

  10. it says 83 on the R1 DVD. even though the movie is only about 48 minutes long (including end credits).


    #10 | Comment by Justin — August 10, 2003 @ 12:43 pm

  11. Frankie Muniz… how many women aren’t waiting on that boy to hit 18? …. Mmmmm, Frankie … Am I right girls?

    Um, OK, maybe not.

    Sorry, I was just trying to appreciate what it’s like to lust for underage celebrities. I haven’t had an illegal t.v. crush since Shawn on Boy Meets World.

    But, Frankie Muniz, no I wouldn’t tap that. Even if he was legal and I had the genitalia required to "tap" anything.

    He should tweeze his eyebrows to look more like that Lindsay’s. That would be hot.

    #11 | Comment by Amy — August 10, 2003 @ 2:42 pm

  12. omg THATS what it is! i saw freaky friday a few nights ago and it was pissing me off because she LOOKED like someone and i couldn’t figure it out!! and great layout *licks screen*. oh, you should watch the Lizzie McGuire movie, its cute. not anything to rave about, but cute:)

    #12 | Comment by Mel — August 10, 2003 @ 10:51 pm

  13. I felt like a pedo once because I thought Gordo on Lizzie McGuire was kinda cute but then I found out he’s almost 19.

    #13 | Comment by Keli — August 11, 2003 @ 7:07 am

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