Hooyah! Hi. Okay so i haven’t posted in a while. Figured it’s about time that i did. Anyhow, it’d also been quite a while since i last checked out celebritymoviearchive.com (that’s where i get all my super awesome naked celeb videos) mostly because i only had about 20 megs of credit left and i didn’t want to use them all up at the time. Figured i’d save it till something good comes along. Like that recent vid of Christina Ricci that just surfaced (i got a better quality mpeg over that CMA. i fucking hate avi’s).
So anyway, i log back in to check out what’s new, lo and behold what do i see! I somehow have about 240 megs of credit! Gyahahaha. I figure a lot of people must’ve read that post i made that last time when i was plugging that site. Because they must’ve signed up for an account and mentioned me as their referrer because if they did that, they’d get 20 megs of credit added for free! And i get 20 megs of credit for free too! So yeah, i’ve been downloading crap like crazy over the past two days. Anyhow, if you do join up, just put this e-mail address up as your referrer (psykotik_1@hotmail.com). It’ll give both of you and i an extra 20 megs free. w00t.
Anyway. In other news, i haven’t really been doing much this past week. Aside from going to this little gathering/house party thing that happened last Friday. I took pictures too. I was going to post about it when i got back that night but i guess i got a little lazy and decided to download naked celeb videos instead. By the way, i just want to say that Monica Bellucci is the most gorgeous woman on the face of the earth. For some reason, when i think of ‘the perfect woman’, i think of her. Maybe this will change someday though. Anyway, yeah, house party. Umar’s parents went to Egypt for like a week or something so he had the whole house to himself and i guess he decided to throw a little get together thing. I went with an old buddy of mine, Oliver. Who, incidently, is leaving today at noon back for England. Back to uni for him. Summer holidays being over and all for most UK students. He stopped by over at my place earlier and we hung out for a bit. Downloaded the trailer for The Passion (because i’d been meaning to show him the damn thing for a coupla days now) and it made him cry.
Okay not really but he did joke about it wanting to make him cry.
Anyhow, as i said, i took pictures of the whole Friday night thing but i think i’ll post them up sometime later or something. Maybe in another post. Oh i managed to take some pictures of some girls too. But they’re nothing special. A butt shot here and some blurry faraway shots there. Could’ve done better. I’ll post them up soon.
Anyway, so we were all at that thing and Oliver had this great idea of thinking up some movie quotes and having the rest of us guess what movie they came from. Of course, there’s really no point in me telling you this or even trying to describe to you what quotes were said because impressions are always better when you’re actually there. Anyhow, there were tons of zingers from the Godfather movies, The Lost World: Jurassic Park and some other ones that i can’t remember right now.
That got me thinking about other super quotable lines of dialogue that’ve made their way into today’s idiot friendly movie scripts. Mostly the stupid ones. Here’s my top 5 dumbest one liners.
I call them dumb liners. Original eh.
“I look like a can of smashed assholes”
Charlie Sheen, The Arrival, 1996
“If that’s a confession, my ass is a banjo!”
Sean Connery, Just Cause, 1995
“I’m much more than a walking penis. I’m a flying penis!”
Charlie Sheen, Terminal Velocity, 1994
“You want to be a farmer? Here’s a couple of ache-ers!”
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Last Action Hero, 1993
No. 1
“Suck my dick!”
Demi Moore, GI Jane, 1997
First comment….
But yet, I still feel a sense of emptiness in my soul….
Good God, its already Monday in SouthEast Asia?
#1 | Comment by Guizhang — September 15, 2003 @ 3:39 am
CHarlie Sheen is reoccuring with stupid lines
#2 | Comment by P. Orno Rocks — September 15, 2003 @ 3:46 am
"Let’s get out of here!"
Any person ever filmed, any movie ever shot, 1845.
#3 | Comment by Kingolf — September 15, 2003 @ 3:48 am
Okay, now that Ive actually read the post, I would have to say:
"You’re fired"
True Lies (Right as Ah-Nold is about the shoot the terroist off his jet)
#4 | Comment by Guizhang — September 15, 2003 @ 3:52 am
i want to be charlie sheen.
major league 1 and 2 kicked ass.
#5 | Comment by Justin — September 15, 2003 @ 3:52 am
speaking of major league, i like the one where the guy goes..
"Women: Can’t live with them, can’t pee standing up."
..in part two.
#6 | Comment by Justin — September 15, 2003 @ 4:12 am
I would wanna be the pitcher guy fuckign the girl in teh locker room
#7 | Comment by P. Orno Rocks — September 15, 2003 @ 9:29 am
i think charlie sheen IS the pitcher guy
#8 | Comment by Justin — September 15, 2003 @ 11:36 am
Uhh where are all the women having pseudo-intellectual debate?
#9 | Comment by smash — September 15, 2003 @ 1:14 pm
Dear God/Allah/Budda/Ganesh,
Please no more bra scrunching, thong twisting exchanges…
#10 | Comment by bligityblah — September 15, 2003 @ 1:52 pm
loved the last one.
#11 | Comment by john — September 15, 2003 @ 4:57 pm
What? One liners from movies? CONTROVERSY!
Rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble rabble
#12 | Comment by Seriously — September 15, 2003 @ 9:37 pm