Girly crap

You’ve probably already seen the latest Natalie Portman peanut smuggling pics and if you haven’t, there are some links to them in the comments section of Crystal’s post right below mine. What i’m wondering is whether she actually realized that she was poking through her dress when she looked in the mirror before leaving the house (Natalie, not Crystal). And don’t celebrities care if people can see their nipples through their dresses or whatever? Do they do it intentionally? I mean, i’m not complaining or anything but i just wonder sometimes if they’re actually aware of what they’re wearing and how they look once they go out in public.

Of course, these are celebrities that we’re talking about. I don’t know about how ‘real life’ people like you and me go about it (especially you females out there) but doesn’t it bother you at all if you were poking through your shirt?

Isn’t it the same as a guy having a boner and not wanting people to see it?

Like take for example those hi res Anne Hathaway pics i posted up a while back. Tell me she didn’t realize that you could CLEARLY see her nipples and breasts through that dress. She might as well just be naked.

Speaking of which, any of you guys ever see girls wearing bras with clear plastic bra straps? I personally find them to be very distracting. It’s like, you just HAVE to look. And it’s just something you don’t want to be caught doing. You’re like “ooh.. clear plastic bra straps… *STARE*” instead of just like “ooh bra strap.. seen that a million times.. *looks away*”. But maybe that’s just me.

Damn plastic bra straps

Kind of like with VPL. You know, VISIBLE PANTY LINE (something i picked up from reading girly mags like YM and Seventeen… What? Does that make me gay? Shit dude, you learn a lot about girls from mags like those. Let me tell you, girls can be really strange. All you have to do is just read the letters or advice pages).

So yeah, VPL. It’s like, okay you see this chick. She hot and all and of course, being the typical ‘guy’ that we can be sometimes, you start checking her out from head to toe. Peanut smuggling and clear plastic bra straps notwithstanding, you eventually start checking out her ass. And of course, most of them time, you’re bound to see VPL. And that’s the end of that. But when you DON’T see VPL, you start to stare. Looking up and around all over the place just trying to find that stupid little triangle thing (assuming if she’s wearing a thong of course) and if you DON’T find that stupid little triangle thing, well then you’re shit out of luck and i guess you’re probably just gonna be stuck there staring at that ass forever. But maybe that’s just me.

Stupid little triangle thing

I had a point to make when i first started writing this post but i seem to have lost it. Oh well. Make of it what you will.

ps: i’m currently running on my way to going over my bandwidth limit so don’t be surprised if the site dies within the next week or so. no worries though. it’ll probably be back up again by the 1st of december if it does. also, i scrolled off about 5 days worth of posts to lighten the load of the main index page. go look in the archives for the good stuff you’re not seeing right now.

14 thoughts on “Girly crap

  1. Nice ass

    #1 | Comment by RandomPerson — November 20, 2003 @ 7:21 am

  2. Interesting post, but where’s teh funny?

    I’m pretty sure the people know how they dress and what people can see. Seriously, just think about it.

    #2 | Comment by ASL — November 20, 2003 @ 7:30 am

  3. oops! i forgot teh funny.

    here you go.

    #3 | Comment by Justin — November 20, 2003 @ 7:48 am

  4. "(something i picked up from reading girly mags like YM and Seventeen… What? Does that make me gay? Shit dude, you learn a lot about girls from mags like those. Let me tell you, girls can be really strange. All you have to do is just read the letters or advice pages)."

    Clearly I’m no longer the "King of Gay" – even I don’t do that.

    #4 | Comment by sexcrazedweasel — November 20, 2003 @ 7:54 am

  5. Ok, Justin, I asked you this before.

    Is it better or worse if you don’t find VPL on a nice ass?

    I can’t make up my mind. It means either A) the elusive hidden/secret thong…which is a turn on…or it means B) the girl is going commando…which, I admit, could kind of be hot, but it could also be really fucking gross.

    And, that leads to a question for the ladies…do they ever go commando? Is it safe in jeans to do so, or does it lead to chaffing?

    Inquiring minds want to know.

    #5 | Comment by smash — November 20, 2003 @ 7:55 am

  6. Going commando with a skirt!

    #6 | Comment by RandomPerson — November 20, 2003 @ 9:03 am

  7. I’m always looking for the Tri-angle. Thongs to me are like a work of art. However, not always because some asses are not that great no mater what they wear. But that tri-angle. If I see VPL, I almost disinterested in the girl. I screen my potential dates or girls for thongs. If I see the Thong line come up over the top, I’m all over it. The best part though, the creme de la creme, when a girl sits and that tri-angle pears clearly over the top, it’s like I’m an airplane and that is a little lace landing Strip. Yeah Baby, Show me Love!!!

    #7 | Comment by Alejandro — November 20, 2003 @ 10:27 am

  8. i, for one, hate thongs. hate hate hate. i went through the whole trendy phase when it was cool to wear them, but really, i’m not trying to impress anyone (& if i had a boyfriend he would have to be happy with my boyshorts). the only time i will wear a thong is if am wearing something that requires it, like a tight formal dress or something. i just think thongs are…ridiculous.

    #8 | Comment by liz — November 20, 2003 @ 8:50 pm

  9. Heh, try explaining the VPL thing to my mom. She is one of those old-fashioned head cases that thinks that any girl who wears "A" single thong must be a "slut" or something. Yet it makes sense sometimes(for things as Liz said, such as wearing tight formal dresses) because a panty line looks soooo tacky. My mom will be the first person to ridicule about a girl who is wearing a tank top and godforbid has her bra straps showing partway. Yet she doesn’t find a blatant thick panty line(the kind that are only achieved with generic cotton granny briefs) to be so?

    As for the clear bra straps…I think they are supposed to be "invisible," so that you DON’T see bra straps for those who wear bras under their tank tops. But your post, Justin, clearly gives more evidence that they do quite the opposite.

    #9 | Comment by Becca — November 20, 2003 @ 8:56 pm

  10. liz, I am sorry you feel that way. Thongs are, to me, one of the greatest achievements of our age. They embody sexual revolution, and make a perfect ass look even more perfect. Although there is nothing wrong with any type of panties, thongs just add that extra special touch of spice to the recipe.

    Justin… maybe it’s time for the FUBAR girls to submit photos of their VPL’s for a contest… I can celebrity judge for you, free of charge. Oh, and regardless of what anybody says, you can never be the "King of Gay". That is just absurd.

    #10 | Comment by embus — November 21, 2003 @ 1:43 am

  11. embus – not to mention us regs here knew justin frequented the women’s rag-mags for a while now. Remember when he stole all his dormmate’s ym, vanity fair, etc.

    Back then, we didn’t think he was queer. But Sexcrazedgayweasel is just bound and determined to point the gaydar away from himself.

    #11 | Comment by smash — November 21, 2003 @ 3:03 am

  12. Exactly. Poor little guy. He’ll never be happy unless he accepts himself for who he truly is.

    Weasel… the closet may be deep and dark, but the door is but a step away, my friend.

    #12 | Comment by embus — November 21, 2003 @ 4:00 am

  13. Personally I reckon VPL is a good thing. Why? Because you can then run through mental imagery of every colour/fabric combination that those panties might be. mmmmmmmmmm panties (I do not share the panty fear). Unless of course the VPL was somewhere down around the thighs and then you would be facing a big scary panty situation.(BSPS) As for thongs I have never really got the point. Why would anyone want a piece of string up their ass crack, and what is the pointless triangle actually for? Bah. Although that is a great picture of an ass. Hurrah for Justin posting a random and rambling insight into his (currently) panty/sex obsessed brain.

    #13 | Comment by Filbert — November 21, 2003 @ 4:23 am

  14. ass2002: Don’t listen to him. The closet is your friend!

    Besides, we both know that you’d (and ‘ll) never have the balls to come out.

    Embus: Shut up. There’s enough horrible asses on the gay market as it is.

    You breeders gotta learn to get rid of your own thrash.

    #14 | Comment by Kingolf — November 23, 2003 @ 9:18 pm

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