I had a grand total of 2636 hits yesterday. And that’s probably just the beginning. All thanks to Osama bin Laden. And the search referrals i’ve been getting thanks to his name. Actually i shouldn’t thank him. Osama bin fucking Laden should be tied down, defecated on and anally raped. Deliverance style.
I should try including more popular search words next to his name. So that Google will spider them in and give me more search referrals. Thus upping my hits. I should mention colorful stuff like… how to shoot that fucking bastard terrorist son of a bitch Osama bin Laden right between his eyes. Or… something more mundane yet popular… like… pics of that funny Osama bin Laden game (lots of people have been searching for that. His pics. And his games). Or maybe even…
Well… you get the idea.
It works. It really does. In fact, it’s working so well that i wouldn’t be surprised if i can get at least 3000 hits today.
Of course, once people find out that i don’t actually have any Osama bin Laden pics OR games or ANYTHING that’s even remotely Osama bin Laden related on the site, they’ll probably stop coming. Ha. But wait! I have PORN! Lots of it! And Libby Hoeler too! Although her vids are currently down but just pretend i didn’t say that. So yeah, you could always come here for the PORN! And Libby Hoeler! (Even though her vids are down)
And there’s also the posts but nobody ever reads them.
If you want the hits that badly, there are many technological solutions that can cause your page to be reloaded every seven seconds for no discernible reason. You should look into those.
#1 | Comment by Antwon — October 17, 2001 @ 5:20 pm
nah. tricking people into visitng your page is much more satisfying.
#2 | Comment by Justin — October 17, 2001 @ 5:49 pm
ur really son of gun!! u made it past 2000 hits eh…now u can ask that special something from that chick who posted her comments some weeks back.
#3 | Comment by nuts — October 17, 2001 @ 6:35 pm
JUST tied down, defactated on and anally raped???!!! that’s boring! i think in addition to the poop and rape thing, he should be used in medical experiments in place of innocent little animals (down with vivisection!). when he’s having electrodes stuck up his already sore asshole, and chemicals poured into his eyes, and just for the hell of it, maggots poured into his beard, he will be begging for death! but no! don’t kill him! keep him alive, experiement on him and make him give something back to the world, so he wasn’t a complete waste of human flesh!
whoa, i don’t usually get like that. i’ve been reading too much about torture and animal rights lately, so the two meshed in my head.
#4 | Comment by MissFitt Lez — October 18, 2001 @ 7:00 am