Jennifer Garner

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I’ve been sitting on this pic for about a day and a half now. I haven’t seen any other sites put it up yet so i figured i should get the ball rolling.

Ever wanted to see Jennifer Garner’s nipple?

Here you go

86 thoughts on “Jennifer Garner”

  1. Behold, God creates the perfect nipple!

    Nerds Away!!!

    #1 | Comment by bligityblah — March 16, 2004 @ 3:56 pm

  2. nerds like you don’t deserve to see such sights.

    OLOPWNT!

    #2 | Comment by radish01001 — March 16, 2004 @ 3:59 pm

  3. The niiple itself is relatively difficult to make out, but I have to say, it gets high marks. First, the boob as a whole doesn’t seem to be at all saggy. It’s large enough that it probably has good motion, but not so large that she looks like a grand mother. This gives the nipple excellent context.

    The nipple itself seems to have a well defined aureola, not huge, pleasantly pigmented. Round, not distorted. The size of the nipple looks to be fantastic, judging from the picture. Again, it’s hard to make out fine details. A nice raise above the level of the breast, so you can tell it’s there.

    Oh, and I think she has a good face. For some reason she always looks like she’s gonna cry, when I see her on TV, but it’s still an excellent face.

    Easily a 9/10 on this nipple, unless better photos allow some problem to be seen. The only way to see something superior would be to invoke a "barbie girl" like Shannon Elisabeth, who look so alarmingly perfect that staring at her boobs is actually about as interesting as staring at a plastic doll. Quite possibly, the photos of Shannon that I’ve seen were heavily air brushed…

    #3 | Comment by foodie — March 16, 2004 @ 4:11 pm

  4. Hey!!!, quit takin pictures of me and my lady friend while we were vacationing on my spring break!

    #4 | Comment by captainbomb — March 16, 2004 @ 4:17 pm

  5. Or, at least, take better pictures. And, more of them. Oh, and take more pictures of Shannon Elisabeth. Oh, and visit the site I have listed as my home page. It’s the best page evar. It’s so good, it doesn’t need a domain name.

    #5 | Comment by foodie — March 16, 2004 @ 4:23 pm

  6. am i missing something? i get random porn when i click the link. Not that im complaining 😉

    #6 | Comment by MyKe — March 16, 2004 @ 4:38 pm

  7. Sooo hot, want to touch the heinie.

    nice nipplidge.

    Kudos to you for finding it.

    #7 | Comment by kvl — March 16, 2004 @ 4:58 pm

  8. Nerd Away!

    That is all…

    #8 | Comment by pangwinking — March 16, 2004 @ 5:02 pm

  9. …you’ve been sitting on that for a day and a half, but you gave us the gay titanic post?

    You’re cruel. And possibly gay.

    #9 | Comment by DarckkorioN — March 16, 2004 @ 5:49 pm

  10. Jennifer Garner IS the perfect female.

    #10 | Comment by grud — March 16, 2004 @ 5:50 pm

  11. You’re right foodie, yours IS the best page ever. I couldn’t read the text against your animated .gif background, but I’m sure the content is of impeccable quality. I was able to make out a bit about ninjas and pirates — that kicks ass! Also, the mastery of HTML is evident. I especially like the blinking page title; you just don’t see enough use of the <BLINK> tag anymore. It’s a lost art form. Who needs a domain name when you’ve got pirates, ninjas, and Joey Pants? All in all, a masterpiece. (I may have switched topics to Jennifer Garner during that last sentence.)

    #11 | Comment by Mandarin — March 16, 2004 @ 5:59 pm

  12. ::gasp::

    #12 | Comment by Will — March 16, 2004 @ 6:00 pm

  13. OMG. I love you Justin. And not in that "titanic" homosexual way… I love you the way a crackhead loves his crack dealer.

    #13 | Comment by Dex — March 16, 2004 @ 6:32 pm

  14. HERE

    Look at that ebay auction, you will be roflyourassoff

    #14 | Comment by RushLimbaugh — March 16, 2004 @ 6:43 pm

  15. Eh. It’s not that funny.

    #15 | Comment by Dex — March 16, 2004 @ 7:30 pm

  16. Now THIS is funny.
    And learn how to fucking hyperlink. Justin is gonna throw a hissy fit when he sees that big thing… the last thing we need is an angry Titanic fan.

    #16 | Comment by Dex — March 16, 2004 @ 7:42 pm

  17. Not to be a voice of dissension….but A) for some reason it took a VERY long time for me to find Jennifer Garner hot. She had a good body, I won’t dispute that, but I loved Alias from the first but it was not until late in the season did I succumb to thinking she’s ‘hot’.

    B) And more importantly. She’s not the perfect female. She sounds like the perfect insane girlfriend that you want to get rid of. She married her co-star on Felicity. Then she dumped him to hook with her co-star on Alias.

    Am I the only one who recalls we were all commisserating with Justin and his lyin’ cheatin’ whore of an ex about untrustworthy women? Well, Jenny Garner certainly fits that mold.

    #17 | Comment by smash — March 16, 2004 @ 7:49 pm

  18. Smash,

    Haven’t you ever heard of HateSex?

    Nerds Away!!!

    #18 | Comment by bligityblah — March 16, 2004 @ 8:04 pm

  19. very nice work finding that for us!

    #19 | Comment by Victor_Vega — March 16, 2004 @ 8:43 pm

  20. whats with all the "Nerds Away" crap?

    #20 | Comment by kvl — March 16, 2004 @ 11:28 pm

  21. oh yeah, the animated if background on the joey pants website makes me want to puke it made me so dizzy. too much strain on the eyes. Make it a nice, stationary background.

    #21 | Comment by kvl — March 16, 2004 @ 11:29 pm

  22. The pic is down and replaced with some other, not as hot chick. Anybody have the pic or know where I can see it?

    #22 | Comment by SmartestGuyHere — March 16, 2004 @ 11:38 pm

  23. RACHEL HUNTER PLAYBOY

    Passing on the goods Justin, keep up the good work

    http://www.junction34.com/rachel.htm

    #23 | Comment by M54 — March 16, 2004 @ 11:52 pm

  24. **hey fuckers that fuckin pic has fuckin been at fuckin exp0sed.com for fuckin ever so stop acting all fuckin high and fuckin mighty like your some cool fuckin guy your just a fuckin fag who eats dirty brown fuckin assholes.
    P.s fuck you your mother is a fuckin whore!**

    Damn. Someone misses out on his daily Flintstone Vitamin and look what happens. :*(

    #24 | Comment by Kei — March 17, 2004 @ 1:04 am

  25. yeah dude, nice tit… nice bod overall.
    But what I really want to talk about is THIS:

    <3

    I was just reading your faq (for like the 5th time - yes, I was super bored) and you say it's a heart if you tilt your head to the right.
    BUT I've been tilting my head to the left this whole time (like years) and have always seen a stubby cock and ball sack! Are you telling me everytime I thought someone was saying 'balls' or 'that sucks cock' they have ACTUALLY been saying 'love' or 'with all me heart'??? That's fucked.

    #25 | Comment by dr.einstein — March 17, 2004 @ 1:06 am

  26. Ok. I wasn’t going to say jackshit about this. But I gotta.

    Rachel Hunter. Naked. THIS we didn’t need. A few guidelines.

    If you need to lay on your back to make your tits look half-way decent, then you might have wanted to shot these pics a decade ago. If every time you’re standing you have to raise your arms so that they don’t sag, your past your past due date. Most importantly, there is NO WAY I could stay hard looking at a tattoo of the Virgin Mary staring straight at my while she’s screaming fuck me in the ass.

    Geeeez.

    #26 | Comment by xrzdwzl — March 17, 2004 @ 2:46 am

  27. PS: <3 looks like an ASS ready to take a shit...

    I'm sure that's just me.

    #27 | Comment by xrzdwzl — March 17, 2004 @ 2:47 am

  28. <3 I always thought it was HTML tag out of place.

    #28 | Comment by J-Mah — March 17, 2004 @ 3:02 am

  29. I thought it ment "less than 3" …oh well

    #29 | Comment by Dex — March 17, 2004 @ 4:11 am

  30. hey, I get this bad japanese pron site. I want to see jennifer’s nipple!!! where’s the link gone?

    #30 | Comment by skatertom — March 17, 2004 @ 5:31 am

  31. oh please fuck face

    not everybody in the entire world goes to exposed.com you know (i don’t. i go someplace else when i can get pics so fast, that they still havent even been taken yet. YAH IT’S TRUE!).

    and it’s not like you exposed fuckers haven’t picked up my (so called) ‘scoops’ before and posted about it in the forums over there (*ehem* mandy moore pic). you have no idea how many times i’ve been linked to on those forums as a source of ‘he’s got the pics up on his site that we’ve never seen and it’s not from some other forum that we can’t link to because it’s in the rules but it’s on his site and nobody elses as of yet so hey i’m linking it here! damn! his site is great!’ pics.

    besides, i said sites, not forums. there is a difference. you need to learn more about how the interweb works boy. go ahead. show me another site that has a link to this pic up. nope. none that i know of. not yet anyway.

    hell, not even on robb’s site.

    i’m the king of the world!!!

    nerds away!

    #31 | Comment by Justin — March 17, 2004 @ 5:47 am

  32. marry me

    #32 | Comment by dammit — March 17, 2004 @ 5:54 am

  33. LOL. I’m a regular lurker at that forum and yeah, i’ve seen your url linked on there several times. I figured that it must be a good site so i started coming here just to see if you had more pics. Thanks for the Mandy Moore pic by the way. That was awesome

    #33 | Comment by TIM — March 17, 2004 @ 6:13 am

  34. Justin you go to robb’s site, wtf happened to it anyways it used to be like the best celebrity site out there now its almost empty.

    oh by the way.

    nerds away!

    #34 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd — March 17, 2004 @ 8:28 am

  35. Rachel Hunter was married to Rod Stewart. That is basically her claim to fame. Although, I believe she did some modeling. she also was Stacy’s Mom in the video "Stacy’s Mom". And for her age, she definitely has it goin on. I am curious what the pre-airbrushed pics of her looked like.

    #35 | Comment by Scott — March 17, 2004 @ 8:37 am

  36. thanks for re-prosing the pic…wow she’s so hot…are there more nude pics of her?

    #36 | Comment by skatertom — March 17, 2004 @ 8:49 am

  37. Breaking News- The NY Post Page Six says BOTH Jennifer Garner AND Mandy Moore are newly single.

    #37 | Comment by TheJosh — March 17, 2004 @ 9:44 am

  38. Robbs cleb site had to take down a whole load of pics cos he stole loads from UK newspapers that finally got pissed off.

    But I wouldn’t call it empty.
    (but there are loads of English women that yanks wont know)

    #38 | Comment by NGEddie — March 17, 2004 @ 9:55 am

  39. oh – and Justin: So cool to post the pic where us euros can see it now… mmmmm

    tho actually I got around the prob by using Proxify.com – so I suggest people do that before sapping the bandwidth. Works for all JPEGs for future reference…

    #39 | Comment by NGEddie — March 17, 2004 @ 9:57 am

  40. I’d let Jennifer Garner use and abuse me. No tears there. Only fond memories.

    #40 | Comment by grud — March 17, 2004 @ 9:57 am

  41. Rachel Hunter was married to Rod Stewart. That is basically her claim to fame.

    The question is, who hasn’t been married to Rod Stewart?

    #41 | Comment by Treesurgeon — March 17, 2004 @ 10:02 am

  42. Jennifer Garner hasn’t been married to Rod Stewart.

    #42 | Comment by grud — March 17, 2004 @ 11:14 am

  43. "Jennifer Garner hasn’t been married to Rod Stewart."

    Thats a fact. Facts have no place on this site!!

    #43 | Comment by NGEddie — March 17, 2004 @ 11:42 am

  44. mother doesnt like this site.

    #44 | Comment by kinkiekitten — March 17, 2004 @ 12:05 pm

  45. Yeah. Don’t be messin’ up this site with facts.

    #45 | Comment by Treesurgeon — March 17, 2004 @ 12:07 pm

  46. man, she’s hot! thanks justin. but sitting on it for a day and a half? whats up with that?!

    #46 | Comment by william — March 17, 2004 @ 12:14 pm

  47. Ms Hunter is quite hott

    #47 | Comment by grunt grunt squirt — March 17, 2004 @ 12:24 pm

  48. Who is this Rachel Hunter?? I do not remember her from anywhere. I even looked her up on http://www.imdb.com , and still don’t know her. Anyone have any insight?

    Never saw Alias before, but yes, Garner is wicked hot! In your pic Justin, shes not all that hot looking…but she really is. (Great find though)

    Nice critique of the picture foodie! I about lost it when I read it. Sooo Funny!

    #48 | Comment by KJS — March 17, 2004 @ 12:50 pm

  49. hey fuckers that fuckin pic has fuckin been at fuckin exp0sed.com for fuckin ever so stop acting all fuckin high and fuckin mighty like your some cool fuckin guy your just a fuckin fag who eats dirty brown fuckin assholes.
    P.s fuck you your mother is a fuckin whore!

    #49 | Comment by fuck face — March 17, 2004 @ 12:58 pm

  50. "Facts have no place on this site!!"

    You’re right. That’s true, which makes your statment a fact. So that doesn’t belong here either!!

    #50 | Comment by Mr. Skip — March 17, 2004 @ 2:37 pm

  51. And I have been married to rod stewart

    #51 | Comment by Mr. Skip — March 17, 2004 @ 2:40 pm

  52. Wow… I’ve been waiting like 3 years since Alias came out for this moment. I have the DVDs, as Justin seems to from his picture in his last post. What great entertainment. I also have Daredevil….

    #52 | Comment by Mobkey — March 17, 2004 @ 3:53 pm

  53. Andy Roddick dumped starlet Mandy Moore because he was "sick of the Hollywood thing" and didn’t want to do the "mostly-long distance" romance anymore, says the "NY Post."

    #53 | Comment by natch — March 17, 2004 @ 6:59 pm

  54. So does anybody have anything on this?
    http://www.katesplayground.com
    So hot! 😉 I think someone posted about it before but all I can find is a bunch of PG-13 crap. 🙁

    #54 | Comment by mike — March 17, 2004 @ 7:42 pm

  55. Shannon Elisabeth is realdollish. :-/

    http://www.best-celebritees.com/gallerie/shannon_elisabeth8.htm

    #55 | Comment by stacia — March 17, 2004 @ 7:46 pm

  56. rudy huxtable grew up.

    http://picserv.beyond-reality.nl/

    #56 | Comment by scentless — March 17, 2004 @ 8:02 pm

  57. Rachel Hunter was a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model before she married Rod Stewart … that’s her claim to fame … you youngn’s

    #57 | Comment by DaRipper — March 17, 2004 @ 8:03 pm

  58. Jennifer Garner has mannish shoulders and an annoying personality. I’d do her in a heartbeat.

    #58 | Comment by Sam — March 17, 2004 @ 9:41 pm

  59. <<

    #59 | Comment by soviet star — March 17, 2004 @ 9:44 pm

  60. more..

    http://pepinillos.pinkservers.net/

    #60 | Comment by soviet star — March 17, 2004 @ 9:56 pm

  61. Click below to see a filty lying son of a bitch in action!

    here

    #61 | Comment by esteban — March 17, 2004 @ 10:07 pm

  62. and even more..

    http://pepinillos.pinkservers.net/kate2

    #62 | Comment by star — March 17, 2004 @ 10:20 pm

  63. I’m not certain which I find more erotic… Shannon Elisabeth, or Rumsfeld. I may have to go with Rumsfeld, as he looks less like plastic, and more like evil.

    #63 | Comment by foodie — March 17, 2004 @ 11:40 pm

  64. what kind of fucknut takes a perfectly good post and ruins it with some old white guy…

    #64 | Comment by Lee — March 17, 2004 @ 11:52 pm

  65. …
    said the witless lad who two years later would be drafted into the Marines against his will.

    #65 | Comment by esteban — March 17, 2004 @ 11:59 pm

  66. OMG star u are the shiznit. If y’all haven’t checked it out yet, DO IT NOW! Kate is so hot. And those nipple rings!

    http://pepinillos.pinkservers.net/
    http://pepinillos.pinkservers.net/kate2

    #66 | Comment by ak — March 18, 2004 @ 1:52 am

  67. I love Kate…does anyone have any pictures of k8tie kaye from http://www.k8tie.co.uk/?

    #67 | Comment by sequence — March 18, 2004 @ 3:23 am

  68. "If you listen, you can almost hear the muffled cries of millions of tiny unborn geeks as they are shot into a tissue."

    #68 | Comment by Jason — March 18, 2004 @ 3:30 am

  69. What up,

    Anyone know a great place to get new or rare photos of celebs? It doesn’t even have to be NUDE Photos, i’m trying to find some of Kristin Kreuk…

    #69 | Comment by Ex — March 18, 2004 @ 4:12 am

  70. ACTUAL QUOTE FROM KATE’S PLAYGROUND

    My Favorite Food:
    If your my guy You have to love to order a pizza and eat it while playing x-box…

    I’M IN LOVE!!!!!!

    #70 | Comment by HOMERJDOH — March 18, 2004 @ 7:42 am

  71. Hey sequence, check this forum for links: http://bbs.peachy18.com/topic_6933.htm

    #71 | Comment by k8tie — March 18, 2004 @ 8:00 am

  72. Does it say Rhubarb on anyone elses Address Bar?

    #72 | Comment by DarckkorioN — March 18, 2004 @ 8:04 am

  73. I haven’t clicked but if I had to guess I’d say Esteban’s link takes us to a picture of dubbya

    #73 | Comment by Treesurgeon — March 18, 2004 @ 9:59 am

  74. more k8tie

    #74 | Comment by k8tie — March 18, 2004 @ 10:38 am

  75. I haven’t clicked on Esteban’s link either, but I’m guessing it takes us to a video of Donald Rumsfeld denying something. That’s just a wild guess, since the filename is RumsfeldDeny4.wmv.

    #75 | Comment by Mandarin — March 18, 2004 @ 10:41 am

  76. yay@the new k8tie comment. The world misses that.

    #76 | Comment by DarckkorioN — March 18, 2004 @ 11:07 am

  77. i haven’t clicked on esteban’s link becuase i hate liberal mexicans.

    #77 | Comment by scentless — March 18, 2004 @ 2:36 pm

  78. Justin. I read this in the Rant and Rave section in today’s Criagslist NYC. You probably dont check the msg board at this point but this girl says that she looks like Avril Lavigne (your favorite slut). Email her and try to get her picture and post it here. Transcript:
    ***********************
    fuck that avril beatch!

    Reply to: anon-26765867@craigslist.org
    Date: 2004-03-18, 1:30PM EST
    fuck avril levign or how ever the fuck you spell her name! I am sick of ppl telling me I look like her !!!!!!!!!!I dont’t fucking look like her!!
    I dont cake on eyemake up and I’m not 16 I’m 22 soon to be 23 for gods sake!!! fuck that little bitch she’s ruined my life!!
    *****************************

    Her email is at:

    anon-26765867@craigslist.org

    it’s an anonymous email address CL uses to protect all posters, so email away! good luck.

    #78 | Comment by Jesus — March 18, 2004 @ 3:05 pm

  79. You have to email to the whole –

    "anon-26765867@craigslist.org" and not just the hypertext part above. Jesus spoke.

    #79 | Comment by Jesus — March 18, 2004 @ 3:07 pm

  80. yay!

    #80 | Comment by Gorg — March 18, 2004 @ 4:00 pm

  81. DarckkorioN, that would be a tribute to me 🙂

    #81 | Comment by radish01001 — March 18, 2004 @ 4:25 pm

  82. Justin being gay, the rhubarb thing, or goatse man?

    #82 | Comment by DarckkorioN — March 18, 2004 @ 4:37 pm

  83. Justin makes me perky. Bubba makes me rock hard (but only if he let’s me play with his anus).

    #83 | Comment by Jennifer Garner's nipple — March 18, 2004 @ 4:56 pm

  84. Man Alias is the crappiest show ever…I hate it, its boring and stupid…as for Jennifer Garner shes got a hot body but her jaw line is very manly…she is attractive in that(couple more shotsl’ do it sorta way) for me shes kind of like that bitch Terry of of survivor that everyone was waiting to see naked…ya her nipple popped out very nice but im just waiting for her to fall back on a couple nude scenes in movies when her acting career dive bombs after everyone gets sick of this "alias" craze…

    #84 | Comment by MSI-U-GAY — March 19, 2004 @ 3:22 am

  85. she’s kinda cute

    #85 | Comment by static — March 19, 2004 @ 8:44 am

  86. SO where can i se this pick sense neither of your links are working right

    #86 | Comment by newbie — April 9, 2004 @ 1:55 am

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